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**Kingjamessc** · 11-01-15 19:13

Originally Posted by Achilles0406 [View Original Post]

Was she at least the same person in the pics?

Wow! At that booty. My my my.

**HookyPooky** · 11-01-15 19:06

Originally Posted by JohnnyMapalo [View Original Post]

I didn't review her about a year ago under the name "Sincere". Get in the game buds!

Thanks JM.

**Stangnut** · 11-01-15 18:46

I saw Iris the other day after work for the first time. Nice girl that gave a good massage and left happy. She had just showered so she was nice and fresh. Good skills and did not rush me. Would repeat.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lease/25923474

**SilkyKev** · 11-01-15 17:51

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-remy/33408388

Does it all, GFE, BBBJ, 5'8" at 138 lbs really nice ass got it for $80 hh.

**SilkyKev** · 11-01-15 17:42

http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleE...rvice/17890547

She came to my hotel, dressed to the nine's and smoking hot, 5'2" at 110 lbs, all in GFE and awesome BBBJ, she had all natural the's too $250 hour.

**SilkyKev** · 11-01-15 17:37

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/33359110

Picked her up, came to my place and she was all I had hoped! After getting comfy she is 5'9" at 145 lbs with an ass and I got GFE & BBBJ (YMMV) all for $150.

**SilkyKev** · 11-01-15 17:28

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...witch/33347421

Looks a whole lot better than the pics, 5'8" at 135 lbs with see'ess, nice ass, GFE and BBBJ. Got it for 150 hour.

**SilkyKev** · 11-01-15 17:24

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...85510/33136850

She even let me take some great pics, 5'9" at 140 lbs w / man made the'ees, GFE to the hilt with BBBJ of top 5 ever quality. I got a deal at $200 hour and she was very non rush and spent over 90 minutes.

**SilkyKev** · 11-01-15 17:18

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ready/32519358

She was exceptional in every way 5'6" at 136 lbs with some nice see'ees, blonde hair, hazel eyes, great light french & deep french kisses, fantatic BBBJ, daty was super on her phat lips. It was $200. Hr.

**Johnny Mapalo** · 11-01-15 15:55

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-f-k/32551248

This is the actual reviewed chic I came down to see. I read her reviews and they weren't too thrilling but they said she had a nice ass and mouth so I thought I'd make the date. When I got to her location though, she wouldn't answer the phone nor text so I found a replacement. After I finished slaying the other chic, I got back to my whip and saw a text from her telling me to "wait". I text her back and she said she was available and gave me the room number via text.

I quickly went to the McDonalds, across the street, to take a quick sink bathe before heading over to her room. LOL. I got to her room, knocked on her door and waited about 5 minutes for her to answer. It sounded like a few people were in the room carrying on a loud conversation. When she finally opened the door, I was surprised to see her standing there with only a towel on and nobody else in the room. She is indeed in the chic in the pics and 5'3 125 lbs like she told me via text. I'd say more like 127 lbs though but she was pretty accurate.

She also had the tv on as that could have been where the noise was coming from. I told her about the loud noise and she asked if I was listening in at her door. She sounded like she had a bit of an attitude. Hmm. She then asked me how was my day and so forth. Ok. I just gave her the donation, which was 50 bones for 15 minutes. Previously, a few months ago, she wanted $70 for the quick but I wasn't too keen on paying that much for a quickie.

The donation is out of the way now as she tells me to get comfortable in which I did all by myself with no help from her at all. I sat my nekkid ass down at the edge of the bed as instructed while she sat on an adjacent couch chopping up her weed. Wow! After she finished chopping up her weed, she dropped the towel and came over to me on the bed. Her body, I'd say it is an "average" body. Her breastesses' were see cups and drooped and hanged a lot. Her stomach had a medium pouch on it and suffered from mild stretch marks and evident baby wear.

Her ass, it was an "average" ass. It had some meat on it and was definitely sticking out there but it also had some burn marks or scabs on it too. It wasn't a tight firm ass and also had a little bit of stretch marks and cellulite. It looked good in pictures but it wasn't as tight in person. She instructed me to move up and lay back towards the middle of the bed as she got on the bed with me and sat down Indian style right beside me. She then handed me the slab to put on all by myself. Why?

I fumbled around with the cover for a bit so she would take it away for me and put it on herself but instead she told me "That's not how you put on a condom". Ok. I finally placed the slab on my cock the correct way as she leaned over on my abdomen and started sucking. Her sucking skills were pretty weak to me. First, she has a lot of hair so I couldn't really see what she was doing. Her hair was preventing me from seeing her actually sucking.

The sucking didn't feel like much either. It felt like a kitten was licking on the sides of my cock. The sucking was very light but she did go all-neck on me. She sucked me off for like 4 minutes then stopped, I guess when she thought I was ready. I was only at half mast at the time and told her I needed a little more. She then sucked for another 4 minutes then stopped sucking when she thought I was ready again. I wasn't fully hard yet but I just went along with it. It took me a little longer than normal to get erect too possibly from just blowing my load with another chic some 15 minutes prior.

Anyways, she asked me which position I wanted and I opted for doggie. I asked her to get at the edge of the bed for doggie but she wanted me to get in the middle of the bed with her. Ok. She applied some ghetto lube before I entered her in doggie. I gots ta stroking and ehh, I didn't feel anything really. No heat, warmth, friction, grip, nothing. It could have well been due to the previous session I had before her. I could have just been numb, who knows.

As I stroked her out in doggie, she was moaning the whole time and reaching back to rub on my 12 pack as well as reaching under to squeeze on my seeds. She definitely gets into her work as she was also throwing it back and using her off hand to pull my legs in closer. No dead fish here. I pounded her in doggie for like 5 minutes before she asked me if I wanted to change positions. I told her I was fine and kept stroking some 2 minutes more before she stopped to tell me that this isn't going to work.

She kept re-applying some ghetto lube the whole time as she was getting drying at some points and I was starting to lose wood. She then flipped over for mish as I entered her after she applied some more ghetto lube. I gots ta stroking again and she was yelling "Fuck me", "Fuck me harder". Yes, I'm doing what I can lady. I ain't as young as I used to be. I'm not taking any viagrow. She was also pulling me deeper inside of her as I had her legs all the way back to her ears.

I pounded her for a good 5 minutes in mish and finally blew a weak load in the slab. I was pretty much spent from the last session so I didn't have much left in the tank for her. After 30 more seconds, I told her I blew my load and she told me I could use her bathroom to clean up in. There was no help with clean up from her at all. I got dressed, as she had a shirt on and was playing around with her phone on the couch. I said my condolences and took my happy ass home for good this time.

All in all, it was a good workout but it could have been better. She seems to want to dominate the session and doesn't take any instructions at all. Instead, she likes to tell you or hint at you, what she wants you to do. If she he took instructions instead of giving it, her performance would go up one point. She could be a "7" in performance and an "8" in looks if she hit the gym and tightens up her body some. From what I see though, I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "6" in performance. She did her work but needs to tighten up on the body and performance. So long guys.

**Achilles0406** · 11-01-15 13:13

Originally Posted by DNicewitit [View Original Post]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cross/32786702

I saw this lousy provider this past Wednesday. I was initially excited because of her video and thought wow, what an asset. I called and was directed to Microtel off Jimmy Carter. I pulled up and parked on deserted side and just waited to see if there was any movement or activity. I called an asked for room #. Once given, I saw this black dude come out of a room and went into another room. I'm thinking WTF. So I just hold back. I then see that same guy minutes later come down stairs and get into a truck and leaves. The room was actually downstairs, so shortly after I knock on the door. The girl is a zero! Ok let me explain. So I come inside, place the money on the table with my crown condom in between. BTW she charges $80 for the qv. I started to take off my vest and tried to make small talk, but she said nothing. I asked if she smiles and she gave me the nastiest look. Now, she already has a nasty look on her face but this one was nastier. Anyway I get in my birthday suit and lay on one of the beds, she then goes, No not over there over here. So I get on the other bed. I usually like sitting on the bed and having my provider kneel down and give me head. I got in position but she was like No lay down this way. I'm like damn, for a woman not known for her many words she sure is saying all the wrongs things. Anyway, she puts on my hat and starts at it, but before hand I ask her to take off her top. She was like, No I don't do that. I'm like mama, I need to see something but she tells me that this is a qv and I just need to cum. So anyway, while she's going down, I'm tryna pull out a melon, she has a rack on her, but right w ahen I was about to pop it out, she gets up and says Ok you ready. So I say, well yeah, get on top. She says No I don't get intimate with anybody, hit it from the back. I'm like damn girl, I'm paying for this and you got nothing but rules of don't do this or that. She then says, Hit it from the back please. Well I'll be damned, please is the nicest thing she said the whole time. So as I'm tryna find the hole, I go inside, and then I see her put her hand over her mouth and face as if she was in despair. I think she started crying a bit, but I kept going at it. I started to loose interest so I asked her to change positions, so she violently gets on her side. What an attitude. I'm doing it from the side and she puts her head on her hand and starts watching tv like nothing. I'm like this little beech. Anyway, so I tell her if she lets me get on top I will nut quickly. She does it but puts her knees in my chest her hands behind her head and just starts staring at me. So I'm tryna get in and out and the way she positioned I couldn't get any full strokes plus I couldn't believe this beech was just going to stare at me like that so I told her to turn over. She then says, I told you hit it from the back. So anyway I'm stroking and she is getting dry, so before I spit I ask her for permission. She then says If you cum you wouldn't have to worry about being dry. So I asked her to repeat and she said the same thing, so I said, I didn't hear you but your beautiful. Anyway, I finally nut got dressed and got the hell out of there. I was so disappointed. All I could think about was writing a review on here to keep fellow bros from experiencing this nightmare. This was a catastrophe. I felt so upset because I literally threw $80 away. IN NO WAY was it worth it. There are times in which I spend money but can justify it somehow based on the experience. But this experience left me so grieved. If I'm paying for something I expect to get exactly what I want no question. The fact that I didn't, I feel robbed and cheated and angry as a result. Fellow bros, under no circumstances go near this chic. She is the worst.

Was she at least the same person in the pics?

**Johnny Mapalo** · 11-01-15 09:37

Originally Posted by HookyPooky [View Original Post]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tcall/30437508

I got a new stash of blue diamonds and need a new victim. LOL.

I didn't review her about a year ago under the name "Sincere". Get in the game buds!

**Johnny Mapalo** · 11-01-15 09:35

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...arbie/33402187

Ok, pounded on this chic on Halloween. I didn't have any treats to give the snot nose kids in the neighborhood so I said phuck it, I'll just go trickng. I was really aiming for this reviewed chic but when I got to her location she wouldn't answer her phone or text so I moved on to this one. This chic was in the motel right around the corner from the other chic. How convenient. She told me via text that she was 5'9 130 lbs, which was a bit too skinny for my taste but I made the date.

Will I repeat, nah. Nothing was wrong with her as she did her work and didn't smell but she lives too far away from me plus she's too damn skinny. Anytime I can see your ribs poking out the sides of your rib cage, that's just too much for me to handle. She needs to add about 10-12 lbs to that frame. Non-vipers, I hope you had a fucked up Halloween. Viper's read on.

This chic was in some lousy motel waay down south. I went around 4 pm so it wasn't too scary plus there weren't any people hanging outside. Good thing. I got out of my car and headed towards her door as she was waiting for me infront of her room. When I got closer to her I was like WTF!! She had her hair dyed blue and was wearing a tight black dress that accented her flatness. For a hot second, I thought she was a dude. I slowed my role upon walking up to her so I could get a better look at her. As soon as she opened her mouth to say, Hello, that put me at ease. She sounded all woman to me. Good thing. That blue hair and tight dress made her look like a tranny. I know its Halloween but damn lady.

I got in, said my Hello's and we gots ta talking. She is indeed 5'9 130 lbs as looked every bit of it. She's tall and skinny. After a while, talks of the donation came about and I gave it to her. It was 50 bones for 15 minutes. She took it, counted it, looked it over then placed it in a drawer besides the bed. She then told me to get comfortable in which I did with no help from her at all. She in turn got comfortable too minus the bra. Why? I asked if she would take off the bra too and she did.

Her body, I'd say it is a "skinny" body. She had a few bones poking out in the collar bone and rib cage sections. Her breastesses' were A cups and wasn't really much too look at. They hanged a bit and were smallish. Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was a skinny ass. It was flat and boney. She didn't have much in the ass department.

I sat at the edge of the bed as she got between my legs and applied a thin slab to my cock. Her sucky sucky skills were ehh at first. She had her 2 hands all over my cock while sucking the head and trying to deep throat and gagging at times. Too much hand though. I don't know why she had to use 2 hands, although I'm pretty huge. She sucked me off for like 4 minutes then stopped to ask if I was ready. I was only at half mast at the time so I didn't know how that was going to work.

I told her I needed a little more and she went back down again. I told her it would be better if she stopped using her hand and then she started going all-neck. That a girl. Now she was starting to do something. She went all-neck on me for like 5 minutes, while deep throating and gagging. She was actually sucking too as I could feel the suction from her mouth. She also takes instructions very well.

After 5 minutes, when I was nice and swole, I told her I was ready for her. She left a whole lot of saliva on the slab, I guess to act as lubricant. She then reached for some real lube and applied a tablespoon of lube to the slab and rubbed it all in. Damn, she must be real dry, at least she had some lube. I told her I wanted doggie and she turned the volume up on the tv before bending that skinny ass over on the bed for me. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking.

As soon as I entered her in doggie, she started moaning instantly. Now I see why she turned the volume up on the tv, she's a moaner. LOL. I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip but she did have some low to medium friction on her walls. I felt a little sensation there. I stroked her walls out as her moans got louder and she was throwing it back a little too. She takes directions well too as she was arching her back down lower and hiking her ass up higher when I would tell her to.

After 6 minutes of heavy pounding and her loud moaning, I blew a medium load in the slab and kept pounding some 1 minute more until I got all of it out. I told her I was done with her and she told me I could clean up in the bathroom. She had nothing to clean up with as I disposed of the slab and cleaned up all by myself with no help from her at all. She didn't have any foul odors either as she didn't smell like anything. Good thing. I got dressed, said my condolences and took my scary ass back home.

Now, she gets into her work and follows instructions / directions well but she's too damn skinny for me. She needs to lose the blue hair as it looked a bit freakish. She's repeatable but just not for me. I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "6" in performance. My work is done here. So long guys.