Massage Parlor Reports

**TJ Dog** · 10-28-15 15:00

Originally Posted by SDlifer [View Original Post]

At StrangeManRay: My bad. This was my first time visiting an AMP (BBBJ) and within days after I had blackhead looking marks on my dick and a burning sensation with I pissed. Tests came back negative for see and G.

Uh oh. You may be experiencing the onset of donkeydickitis syndrome. You need to monitor it carefully. Measure at least once per day, in aroused state. If you notice more than a 2 inch increase in length, seek medical advice immediately. I'm up to 10 1/2 inches and my life has become a living hell.

**SDNutz50** · 10-28-15 12:22

Originally Posted by CowBoom [View Original Post]

Some basic rules.

Allway wear a condom and I said allways!

No kissing, she's not your wife or girlfriend (a kiss on the head or cheek is ok).

Never lick the kittey.

If she doesn't use a condom, run, and run fast.

You never get the girl in the massage ad, its all luck of the draw, unless you wait in your car and see the girls walk in, in the morening. Pretend your reading the news paper and see the girls walk in.

Watch out for price uping, doesn't really happen at massage parlors, but some girls on Craigs list pull this SCAM.

Wash your body with antibacterial soap, you can find that on the Internet, maybe ebay.

Make sure she uses antibacteral gell on her hands (Bring some its only $1. 50), you don't want any cross contamination from her hands on your slong.

Only bring the recomended dollar amount from what the forum recomends, hide about $40 for emergency. If she sees how much cash you got, all of a sudden the price goes up.

Hope I covered everything.

Nice write up Cow. This should be read and followed by all newbies, myself included! Haha. Only add on I would say would be for mongers to contribute 3-5 solid and recent visits before asking and PM'ing a bunch of questions that would have been answered had they RTFF.

Thanks and Stay Safe!

**HoneyBoy** · 10-28-15 10:52

Originally Posted by StrangeManRay [View Original Post]

She has been texting me a lot too. Extremely disruptive. She like dot send these dumbass stock photos of emojis and other bullshit.

Exactly. WTF?

**VinDrake** · 10-28-15 05:19

Originally Posted by CowBoom [View Original Post]

Some basic rules.

Allway wear a condom and I said allways!

No kissing, she's not your wife or girlfriend (a kiss on the head or cheek is ok).

Never lick the kittey.

If she doesn't use a condom, run, and run fast.

You never get the girl in the massage ad, its all luck of the draw, unless you wait in your car and see the girls walk in, in the morening. Pretend your reading the news paper and see the girls walk in.

Watch out for price uping, doesn't really happen at massage parlors, but some girls on Craigs list pull this SCAM.

Wash your body with antibacterial soap, you can find that on the Internet, maybe ebay.

Make sure she uses antibacteral gell on her hands (Bring some its only $1. 50), you don't want any cross contamination from her hands on your slong.

Only bring the recomended dollar amount from what the forum recomends, hide about $40 for emergency. If she sees how much cash you got, all of a sudden the price goes up.

Hope I covered everything.

SD native living in Honolulu and figured I venture over here to see how active the forum is. I agree with your basic rules! Go over to the honolulu forum and check it out and you'll trip. Guys over here routinely BB everything with DFK, DATY, DATO, Greek, etc. Some even date their providers. The awareness of STI's seems to be more on front street than it is over here. Just observing the differences.

**Member #5229** · 10-28-15 01:23

Originally Posted by Honeyboy [View Original Post]

That lady mimi is crazy. Got BBBJ from her a few weeks back and she's been texting every other day since, like I'm her boyfriend. I finally told her to cut it out bcuz I have a girlfriend. She's a little off for me, and letting everyone cum in her mouth is not very safe.

She has been texting me a lot too. Extremely disruptive. She like dot send these dumbass stock photos of emojis and other bullshit.

**Member #5229** · 10-28-15 01:22

Originally Posted by SDlifer [View Original Post]

At StrangeManRay: My bad. This was my first time visiting an AMP (BBBJ) and within days after I had blackhead looking marks on my dick and a burning sensation with I pissed. Tests came back negative for see and G.

It's cool. If you lose sleep over something you're on edge, imagine hearing on the internet that someone you messed with is potentially sick. Like I said I get tested and anyone can test themselves at home for HIV now with OraQuick. I realize when I make dumb mistakes but I know I can at least mitigate some of them if I have the details. Herpes is tricky because it's s skin to skin transmission. I'm sure you can Google the difference between HSV 1 and 2.

**JhnSmth** · 10-27-15 20:54

Originally Posted by Five [View Original Post]

A little bit of a rough start for my first visit to Coco. Been to Hana a bunch, yet they could not find my card when I gave her the info- altogether possible that it was "lost" because I was just about there to the free massage- oh well. Waited over 15 minutes in the room after paying the house fee for the girl to come in. Was getting annoyed but finally Honey came in and questioned me about where I had gone before, who I knew at Hana, etc. Then filled out a new card for me. Medium height, late 20's, nice see's and smooth skin. I was happy. So so massage as she sat on my butt and worked my lower back and shoulders- I let her go after it a bit but then my hands started to wander. She climbed off then undressed- a few light body slides with warm breath and soft kisses on my neck and I was primed. She had me roll over where she then treated me to CBJ and CG then mish to finish. Cleaned up, got dressed and left. It is a little less convenient than Hana was- I may try Pine at some point if it proves reliable by reports. For now I would return. Same damage as Hana always was. I know it's a bit more than some places, but there is no mystery to it, you know what you're going to get. 5.

I will be visiting in a couple weeks. I've been reading the forum and it seems I will have better luck at an AMP than going to BP or similar route. Coco and Pine sounds like my best bets. Which brings me to my questions. . would someone tell me total what I could expect to pay there for FS? Thats door fee, tip, etc. And also, in the post I quoted, he talks about a card and being questioned. What is this card? And what type of questions? It will obviously be my first visit, but around here if I go to a new place and they ask, I just say I've been there before so I don't get the newbie package. Sounds like that may not work out there. Any direction would be helpful. You may pm if that's easier. Thanks!

**CowBoom** · 10-27-15 18:26

Originally Posted by SDlifer [View Original Post]

At StrangeManRay: My bad. This was my first time visiting an AMP (BBBJ) and within days after I had blackhead looking marks on my dick and a burning sensation with I pissed. Tests came back negative for see and G.

Some basic rules.

Allway wear a condom and I said allways!

No kissing, she's not your wife or girlfriend (a kiss on the head or cheek is ok).

Never lick the kittey.

If she doesn't use a condom, run, and run fast.

You never get the girl in the massage ad, its all luck of the draw, unless you wait in your car and see the girls walk in, in the morening. Pretend your reading the news paper and see the girls walk in.

Watch out for price uping, doesn't really happen at massage parlors, but some girls on Craigs list pull this SCAM.

Wash your body with antibacterial soap, you can find that on the Internet, maybe ebay.

Make sure she uses antibacteral gell on her hands (Bring some its only $1. 50), you don't want any cross contamination from her hands on your slong.

Only bring the recomended dollar amount from what the forum recomends, hide about $40 for emergency. If she sees how much cash you got, all of a sudden the price goes up.

Hope I covered everything.

**HoneyBoy** · 10-27-15 18:10

Originally Posted by StrangeManRay [View Original Post]

WTF. Naw I'm good though and always get tested. Also, why would you purposely be vague when asking someone if they potentially have a venereal infection ? That's beyond irresponsible and a dick to move to everyone that has went to the place lol It's only some many things that could be going wrong; itchy, discharge, bumps, burns when you piss, compromised immune system (like always sick)? What did you perform? HJ,BBBJ, somehow coerced her into BBFS? How long ago did you go? No personal details were divulged. You have effectively shut her business down and forever made that place sketchy lol.

That lady mimi is crazy. Got BBBJ from her a few weeks back and she's been texting every other day since, like I'm her boyfriend. I finally told her to cut it out bcuz I have a girlfriend. She's a little off for me, and letting everyone cum in her mouth is not very safe.

**SDlifer** · 10-27-15 12:45

At StrangeManRay: My bad. This was my first time visiting an AMP (BBBJ) and within days after I had blackhead looking marks on my dick and a burning sensation with I pissed. Tests came back negative for see and G.

**Member #5229** · 10-27-15 09:54

That early exposure to HIV can be handled and dealt with after a couple days. Weeks? No but don't take that oppurtunity from people.

**Member #5229** · 10-27-15 02:01

Originally Posted by SDlifer [View Original Post]

Has anyone who visited Scott St come down with anything dicey? Sorry to be so vague. I'm still waiting for test results to come back.

WTF. Naw I'm good though and always get tested. Also, why would you purposely be vague when asking someone if they potentially have a venereal infection ? That's beyond irresponsible and a dick to move to everyone that has went to the place lol It's only some many things that could be going wrong; itchy, discharge, bumps, burns when you piss, compromised immune system (like always sick)? What did you perform? HJ,BBBJ, somehow coerced her into BBFS? How long ago did you go? No personal details were divulged. You have effectively shut her business down and forever made that place sketchy lol.

**SDlifer** · 10-26-15 19:20

Has anyone who visited Scott St come down with anything dicey? Sorry to be so vague. I'm still waiting for test results to come back.

**ManiMoe** · 10-26-15 01:24

Has anyone tried Escondido health spa? I read there Latinas there would really appreciate any info on girls and price.

**Space Pet** · 10-19-15 22:30

Originally Posted by TheSaint62 [View Original Post]

Has anybody visited Lily garden massage on Camino del Rio?

Yeah, cute front desk girl, but that's about it.

Okay massage with oil.

Got nude HJ and a little finger action. Smelled like I had been out on the pier fishing: