Streetwalker Reports

[Coochie Eater]

A finger up in his backside. If you have leatherdick, a nice finger in the a $$ should do the trick! LOL.

I'm sicker than that. I wanted to ask the PROVIDER something that would give her pause. Finger in the ass aint nuthin.

Coochie (Kissed the girls and made them cry) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[DaveDream]

A finger up in his backside. If you have leatherdick, a nice finger in the a $$ should do the trick! LOL.

Hey everyone! Been trolling, but haven't been reporting. Now there are two commonly used definitions of trolling. The first is what we do here, we cruise the streets trying to hook up with.

A provider. Trolling, right?

Now if I posted a provocative statement here, one that would go against everything this board stands for, I would garner a lot of negative comments, maybe even some flaming. That.

Would be a "troll" and I would be trolling as well.

So I've adopted trolling while trolling to enliven the usual experience. I recently abandoned the north loop to investigate G&and. I've never seen anyone on and, but G has been much.

More productive. Those of you who know me, know I prefer chocolate girls, but I actually took the plunge and picked up a white provider on G. Drove to a decent spot, and while she.

Was battling my leather dick syndrome, I asked her if she'd help me in a certain situation. I don't think I can mention it here as it violates this forum's decorum. Let me just say that.

What I suggested to this young lady is completely impossible in my life, but it drew an astonished reaction from her. HEE-HEE. After some cajoling, she agreed to do it, but she stated.

That she was opposed to it.

The second gal I got off G was a pretty black girl, very thin, with VERY saggy tits. (BTW, why the fuck do these women wear bras when on the stroll when they know guys are going to.

Want to squeeze their tits? Don't you just hate fighting that gahdam bra?) This woman claimed she started having sex at age 9 and got pregnant at age 11. Sheesh. Been tricking.

Since she was 15. She was appalled at my request. Absolutely refused to consider it.

So I like their reaction as they're gobbling my flaccid dick, and I'm going to incorporate it into my trolling activities from now on. If you want to know what I ask them, PM me. Anything.

To get a rise out of them, as it's getting harder and harder (see the irony?) to get a rise out of me.

Coochie (Why doesn't this damn thing work anymore?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[NoobSftw]

That's actually some damn good advice! Thanks Coochie!

1. Plan your cruising. Don't have more cash on you than you're willing to spend or get robbed for. Put your wallet in the trunk. Not the glove compartment, not the console, the trunk.

2. Going rate for head is around $20. Offer more if service is excellent (means they catch it in their mouths if uncovered). You don't want a mess in your lap. Keep tip separate from the $20 you're going to flash or give for head.

3. SWs never talk through the window to you. If you pull over, they jump in and want you to get going. Under Cover (UC) cops, posing as hookers, will talk to you through your window and will never get in. If you have someone gabbing without entering, thank them very kindly for their time, ask them if they've found Jesus and take off. NEVER EVER EVER talk sex through the window. "Are you looking for a good time?" "NO, I'm SAVING SOULS FOR CHRIST!" You can't get busted for offering rides to stranded girls or trying to save souls, but the slightest hint of sex will get you a ride to county.

4. Have two sets of car keys. The ones you want stolen are the ones you have in your ignition. The other ones (you know, the ones with your house keys) are hidden somewhere handy (not the trunk). If a girl feels you're short changing her or taking too long, she may grab your keys out of the ignition. An alternative is to take your keys out when you park, but I feel that still leaves you vulnerable.

5. You pick the spot. Part of your cruising should include becoming familiar with the neighborhood. The last thing you want is to pull into a spot, say in a parking lot or on a parking pad of an abandoned house then have a car pull up behind you and you're hemmed in with no place to go. This is a cop trick as well as a thug trick. You don't want to meet either.

6. You think this is about sex and feeling good. You're wrong. This is about life and death. Some of these girls are jonesin for crack or heroin. Some have a pimp that will beat the shit out of them if they don't bring some cash home. For you, it's about getting your dick sucked, for them it's about getting as much money as they can without having to get some stranger's jism in their mouth out of his smelly dick. If that means they cash and dash, too bad for you.

7. Cruising is an insane sport. You could get locked up, you could get beat up, you could get robbed, you could get knifed, you could get an STD that never goes away. It's a hell of a lot of risk for 30 seconds of orgasmic pleasure.

8. Go figure. I been doing it for over 27 years now, got started when I was in a sexless, horrendous marriage. Never thought of it until I was desperate. I'm not desperate any more, but I still love having a total stranger's face on my cock, calling her bad names, and shooting my load into her waiting mouth.

Coochie (I must be fucking crazy) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. My mailbox is clear. I cleared out over 200 PMs. Damn! I WAS gone a long time!

[Coochie Eater]

Hey all.

Have an interest in the trade, haven't done much. Haven't felt with SW's but have dabbled with BP and CL. Looking for some decent tips in terms of how to stay safe and such with Uncle LEO around. I don't expect you to reply dorectly to the thread, PMs welcome. I won't force you to open discuss stucf. Did a lot of reading, liked what I saw, hoping to learn and contribute as well. Not sure how it will go.

Just curious if anybody has seen her around lately. Sounds like she's worth. Any advice?

Happy hunting!

1. Plan your cruising. Don't have more cash on you than you're willing to spend or get robbed for. Put your wallet in the trunk. Not the glove compartment, not the console, the trunk.

2. Going rate for head is around $20. Offer more if service is excellent (means they catch it in their mouths if uncovered). You don't want a mess in your lap. Keep tip separate from the $20 you're going to flash or give for head.

3. SWs never talk through the window to you. If you pull over, they jump in and want you to get going. Under Cover (UC) cops, posing as hookers, will talk to you through your window and will never get in. If you have someone gabbing without entering, thank them very kindly for their time, ask them if they've found Jesus and take off. NEVER EVER EVER talk sex through the window. "Are you looking for a good time?" "NO, I'm SAVING SOULS FOR CHRIST!" You can't get busted for offering rides to stranded girls or trying to save souls, but the slightest hint of sex will get you a ride to county.

4. Have two sets of car keys. The ones you want stolen are the ones you have in your ignition. The other ones (you know, the ones with your house keys) are hidden somewhere handy (not the trunk). If a girl feels you're short changing her or taking too long, she may grab your keys out of the ignition. An alternative is to take your keys out when you park, but I feel that still leaves you vulnerable.

5. You pick the spot. Part of your cruising should include becoming familiar with the neighborhood. The last thing you want is to pull into a spot, say in a parking lot or on a parking pad of an abandoned house then have a car pull up behind you and you're hemmed in with no place to go. This is a cop trick as well as a thug trick. You don't want to meet either.

6. You think this is about sex and feeling good. You're wrong. This is about life and death. Some of these girls are jonesin for crack or heroin. Some have a pimp that will beat the shit out of them if they don't bring some cash home. For you, it's about getting your dick sucked, for them it's about getting as much money as they can without having to get some stranger's jism in their mouth out of his smelly dick. If that means they cash and dash, too bad for you.

7. Cruising is an insane sport. You could get locked up, you could get beat up, you could get robbed, you could get knifed, you could get an STD that never goes away. It's a hell of a lot of risk for 30 seconds of orgasmic pleasure.

8. Go figure. I been doing it for over 27 years now, got started when I was in a sexless, horrendous marriage. Never thought of it until I was desperate. I'm not desperate any more, but I still love having a total stranger's face on my cock, calling her bad names, and shooting my load into her waiting mouth.

Coochie (I must be fucking crazy) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. My mailbox is clear. I cleared out over 200 PMs. Damn! I WAS gone a long time!

[NoobSftw]

Hey all.

Have an interest in the trade, haven't done much. Haven't felt with SW's but have dabbled with BP and CL. Looking for some decent tips in terms of how to stay safe and such with Uncle LEO around. I don't expect you to reply dorectly to the thread, PMs welcome. I won't force you to open discuss stucf. Did a lot of reading, liked what I saw, hoping to learn and contribute as well. Not sure how it will go.

Just curious if anybody has seen her around lately. Sounds like she's worth. Any advice?

Happy hunting!

I've known her for a couple of years now, was on BP says she was getting busted just waiting for the next date so she is now on the street's and feels safer. Does a great job, she did change her number about a week ago. Hard as hell to connect with. Dam well worth the pick up.

[Milw Fireman]

Hey everyone! Been trolling, but haven't been reporting. Now there are two commonly used definitions of trolling. The first is what we do here, we cruise the streets trying to hook up with.

A provider. Trolling, right?

Now if I posted a provocative statement here, one that would go against everything this board stands for, I would garner a lot of negative comments, maybe even some flaming. That.

Would be a "troll" and I would be trolling as well.

So I've adopted trolling while trolling to enliven the usual experience. I recently abandoned the north loop to investigate G&and. I've never seen anyone on and, but G has been much.

More productive. Those of you who know me, know I prefer chocolate girls, but I actually took the plunge and picked up a white provider on G. Drove to a decent spot, and while she.

Was battling my leather dick syndrome, I asked her if she'd help me in a certain situation. I don't think I can mention it here as it violates this forum's decorum. Let me just say that.

What I suggested to this young lady is completely impossible in my life, but it drew an astonished reaction from her. HEE-HEE. After some cajoling, she agreed to do it, but she stated.

That she was opposed to it.

The second gal I got off G was a pretty black girl, very thin, with VERY saggy tits. (BTW, why the fuck do these women wear bras when on the stroll when they know guys are going to.

Want to squeeze their tits? Don't you just hate fighting that gahdam bra?) This woman claimed she started having sex at age 9 and got pregnant at age 11. Sheesh. Been tricking.

Since she was 15. She was appalled at my request. Absolutely refused to consider it.

So I like their reaction as they're gobbling my flaccid dick, and I'm going to incorporate it into my trolling activities from now on. If you want to know what I ask them, PM me. Anything.

To get a rise out of them, as it's getting harder and harder (see the irony?) to get a rise out of me.

Coochie (Why doesn't this damn thing work anymore?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Dude, I'm dying to know 1. What you asked and 2. How much extra the white girl wanted to do it. LOL PM me.

[WizardOfAahs]

Want to squeeze their tits? Don't you just hate fighting that gahdam bra?) This woman claimed she started having sex at age 9 and got pregnant at age 11. Sheesh. Been tricking.

Since she was 15. She was appalled at my request. Absolutely refused to consider it.

Makes it sound like the girl you picked up was 15. I hope this was supposed to read "Been tricking since she was 15".

[Steve4100]

Hey everyone! Been trolling, but haven't been reporting. Now there are two commonly used definitions of trolling. The first is what we do here, we cruise the streets trying to hook up with.

A provider. Trolling, right?

Now if I posted a provocative statement here, one that would go against everything this board stands for, I would garner a lot of negative comments, maybe even some flaming. That.

Would be a "troll" and I would be trolling as well.

So I've adopted trolling while trolling to enliven the usual experience. I recently abandoned the north loop to investigate G&and. I've never seen anyone on and, but G has been much.

More productive. Those of you who know me, know I prefer chocolate girls, but I actually took the plunge and picked up a white provider on G. Drove to a decent spot, and while she.

Was battling my leather dick syndrome, I asked her if she'd help me in a certain situation. I don't think I can mention it here as it violates this forum's decorum. Let me just say that.

What I suggested to this young lady is completely impossible in my life, but it drew an astonished reaction from her. HEE-HEE. After some cajoling, she agreed to do it, but she stated.

That she was opposed to it.

The second gal I got off G was a pretty black girl, very thin, with VERY saggy tits. (BTW, why the fuck do these women wear bras when on the stroll when they know guys are going to.

Want to squeeze their tits? Don't you just hate fighting that gahdam bra?) This woman claimed she started having sex at age 9 and got pregnant at age 11. Sheesh. Been tricking.

Since she was 15. She was appalled at my request. Absolutely refused to consider it.

So I like their reaction as they're gobbling my flaccid dick, and I'm going to incorporate it into my trolling activities from now on. If you want to know what I ask them, PM me. Anything.

To get a rise out of them, as it's getting harder and harder (see the irony?) to get a rise out of me.

Coochie (Why doesn't this damn thing work anymore?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Your inbox is full, but yes I am curious as to what you are asking for from them. Might be a great tactic for more of us. LOL.

[Coochie Eater]

Hey everyone! Been trolling, but haven't been reporting. Now there are two commonly used definitions of trolling. The first is what we do here, we cruise the streets trying to hook up with.

A provider. Trolling, right?

Now if I posted a provocative statement here, one that would go against everything this board stands for, I would garner a lot of negative comments, maybe even some flaming. That.

Would be a "troll" and I would be trolling as well.

So I've adopted trolling while trolling to enliven the usual experience. I recently abandoned the north loop to investigate G&and. I've never seen anyone on and, but G has been much.

More productive. Those of you who know me, know I prefer chocolate girls, but I actually took the plunge and picked up a white provider on G. Drove to a decent spot, and while she.

Was battling my leather dick syndrome, I asked her if she'd help me in a certain situation. I don't think I can mention it here as it violates this forum's decorum. Let me just say that.

What I suggested to this young lady is completely impossible in my life, but it drew an astonished reaction from her. HEE-HEE. After some cajoling, she agreed to do it, but she stated.

That she was opposed to it.

The second gal I got off G was a pretty black girl, very thin, with VERY saggy tits. (BTW, why the fuck do these women wear bras when on the stroll when they know guys are going to.

Want to squeeze their tits? Don't you just hate fighting that gahdam bra?) This woman claimed she started having sex at age 9 and got pregnant at age 11. Sheesh. Been tricking.

Since she was 15. She was appalled at my request. Absolutely refused to consider it.

So I like their reaction as they're gobbling my flaccid dick, and I'm going to incorporate it into my trolling activities from now on. If you want to know what I ask them, PM me. Anything.

To get a rise out of them, as it's getting harder and harder (see the irony?) to get a rise out of me.

Coochie (Why doesn't this damn thing work anymore?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[Lipstickbj]

Been a long time since I posted. This Morning picked up a Hispanic street walker on greenfield. Gave her a Jackson and a Lincoln for one of the best CBJ I have had in a while. No digits. If anyone has them hook this dude up. She was relaxed, friendly, and a good conversationalist.

P.S. I am back to some board members who know me. Anyways keep safe keep your shit dry and have safe happy hunting. I need to try her with red lipstick.

[Avg Joe]

There's a 40 ish but still very pretty Chinese woman who's been doing the freeway on-ramp panhandling thing in that neighborhood, at the Becher on-ramp in the mornings on an irregular basis. I've wondered if she's a SW working a second job. The only other female panhandler I've noticed lately looked a little streetwalkerish, come to think of it. White girl, 25 ish, North Ave. Off-ramp.

Several years ago I noticed a very pretty young panhandler at a freeway entrance in Chicago. Not wanting to directly ask her, I wrote her a note (with a $ sign) while I was waiting asking if she wanted to meet the next day at a certain time. As traffic started moving again I dropped the note next to her as I drove past and in my rearview mirror I noticed her pick it up. The next day there she was waiting for me and she actually dressed nice. We had a great time for a couple hours and she became my UTR for about a year. I also found out that she truly was down and out and lived at a shelter because that's where I picked her up and saw her sign out at the front desk. It was nice to help her out.

You never know where you can find some nice girls.

[SoccerFan4245]

I made some room.

Your mailbox is full.

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[Wanttoknow67]

Your mailbox is full.

I have a number of requests for her contact information but according to her, no one has done so. She has been a great stress releiver for a stop before work, after a stressful day or the cure for BlueBalls. She is not everyones tastes since she is not all that great looking but always available. I usually end up seeing her after a cruise has been unsuccessful. It's nice to have a plan be.

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[SoccerFan4245]

I have a number of requests for her contact information but according to her, no one has done so. She has been a great stress releiver for a stop before work, after a stressful day or the cure for BlueBalls. She is not everyones tastes since she is not all that great looking but always available. I usually end up seeing her after a cruise has been unsuccessful. It's nice to have a plan be.

I have become apprehensive cruising Milwaukee for the past 6 months. As a result I have been keeping a low profile and normally only numbers I have accumulated. Many of my contacts no longer have working phones. I have had to settle on a few be-teamers that I see when urge arises. I have not ventured to BP but I may have to consider that option. In the meantime I have been seeing a southside SW named Angel on occassion. She is not an attractive lady but certainly can do the trick in a pinch. A few guys have reported on her relating to their cruising the southside. She has her own place and can host. You could probably see her for a quite reasonable donation. She is not for everyone but I thought I would throw it out there. I know she wants to meet new friends.

[ManInSheboygan]

Had to run a coworker to the airport the other morning. Thought I would take a cruise in the G Ave area. I was headed east, and saw something nice come out of a church on 23rd and G. I mad a pass, and then another pass, and then another. She was always changing directions and couldn't get her to look up. Saw some guy in a blue extended cab FX4 almost drive off the road straining his neck to check her out. Anyways, she parked her but about 1/2 way up the block on 23rd just North of G. I passed one more time and saw a bike cop. Kept going. Passed again, got the look, and made the swoop. Said her name was Elle or Ellie. And I believe she is talked about earlier in the thread. She is cute. And boy can she talk, and when she wasn't talking, I had to wake her up because she had semi passed out. We finally got to a place, and it was the same palce another local walker would take me, so I asked for something different. Ended up next to a warehouse between some broke down vehicles. Got a pretty darn good BJ and some play around for 30.