Massage Parlor Reports

**GMacMan** · 10-23-15 09:31

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Oh No! Please please please Mr Gloater. Don't go. We'll all miss you!

Ok, Ok, I'll think about it. Nope, still going.

But you're right, it did sound gloatish. And I'm sorry. I was just really excited by the news that I'd get out of here for a while.

BUT. The point I WAS trying to make is that the rates most girls in town are used to are out of line with similar quality girls in other markets. A lot of that problem is due to how much guys here are willing to pay for sub-par. Saying "I had a terrible time" or "Looks were so-so, paid 40+60, won't repeat" is CRAZY! If you had a terrible time, 40+0 or 40+10. By why pay 60 for terrible service? Or even looks that are less than what you'd like based on what you thought you were going to get based on pics?? Also, I have yet to see a post where a guy says, "Oh, I saw this major hottie as I was about to go into the room and I stopped my SP and asked for the hottie instead. " Seriously. If you see someone you'd rather spend time with, ASK. If the girls here can't handle it, they will get out of the biz. And good riddance. But most will take it upon themselves to work hard at getting good reviews in other ways, so we all win!

There. I'll get off the soap box now. I have to pack. .

**NoseJelly** · 10-22-15 23:55

Oh No! Please please please Mr Gloater. Don't go. We'll all miss you!

**GMacMan** · 10-22-15 21:29

One of my biggest complaints about GR is that many of you WAY over tip. The vast majority of girls in this town are not THAT attractive or skilled to warrant $100 or more of your cash. I don't (and wouldn't) pay more than $60 - $80 TOTAL.

Thankfully, I'm getting back out west to reconnect with my ATFs out there. First stop is PDX where there are some REAL women worth REAL money. Just so you guys can get a sense of what a real woman is worth (a sense because there is no ad that comes close to being with these women listed below). BTW, there is no tipping these girls, what they ask is what you friggin' pay (unless they deem you worthy to offer FS, if they do that). Gorgeous women, full roaming, full nude, etc. All for one simple price. Think about these girls the next time you think about dropping $80+ door fee for topless.

I can't wait for my first flight out of town after a long drought!

Read and weep!!

And, if you're ever out that way I recommend ANY and ALL of the girls in this list. You can contact me privately for details if you are ever going to avail yourself of the opportunity to be with a real goddess. These are just the cream of the crop that post on BP. The rest post elsewhere and are all simply amazing!

http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRub...ddess/13605837

http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRub...bliss/13622102

http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRub...120fh/12972077

http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRub...ecial/13737647

http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRub...ecial/12253614

**SoKent** · 10-22-15 18:10

Originally Posted by LuvRubs [View Original Post]

I cannot advocate enough for Lauren at YBodyrub. I haven't been to all the massage spas but for some of the MPs who are recommended here that I have seen I think Lauren is the best. She will send you through the roof. Kathy has never been a problem for me.

Lauren provides a nichie massage, and a nice tease. I have also found that roaming is very limited. However, she provides the finish that I am looking for. Kathy does a reasonable massage as well. No teasing prior to the flip. Finish has always been good for me.

**LuvRubs** · 10-22-15 15:20

Originally Posted by Macatawa [View Original Post]

After much reading here and writing down numbers, I simply have one question:

Which massage parlor / therapist do you recommend for the best sensual massage? And I would like a massage that is actually enjoyable for the full hour.

In the past, I have visited Panacea with Aliese and very much enjoyed it. I have seen a girl named Jennifer twice who I see on CL offering a discount to men over 50. She was good both times.

But now I see numerous other places.

So far, I am leaning towards a Jessica (perky breasts) or a Lauren at YMassage (I think).

Who and where would you recommend?

A review will be forthcoming after my visit.

I cannot advocate enough for Lauren at YBodyrub. I haven't been to all the massage spas but for some of the MPs who are recommended here that I have seen I think Lauren is the best. She will send you through the roof. Kathy has never been a problem for me.

**Macatawa** · 10-22-15 00:10

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Jessica will get topless or total nude and allows generous roaming. Her nipples are delicious! Great dirty talker. The rooms are quiet and private.

No clothes come off at (Y) Massage and roaming is limited to backside. I love Asians almost as much as our very own AsianPlvr (Jedi Master) does, but my complaint with them is Kathy the Mamasan. She likes to try and listen outside the door. I've had her knock on door and interupt my massages and 1 time she walked in the room w / o knocking, scarring the shit out of me and Lauren.

NJ.

Thanks. If Jessica is not there, then who should I ask for?

Also has anyone seen this one recently? I did a year or more ago, I think. She was pretty good. She is under BP too.

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5274248747.html

http://www.eroticpostreviews.com/p/1...744662&i=true&#modal-tab.

**NoseJelly** · 10-21-15 17:04

Originally Posted by Macatawa [View Original Post]

After much reading here and writing down numbers, I simply have one question:

Which massage parlor / therapist do you recommend for the best sensual massage? And I would like a massage that is actually enjoyable for the full hour.

In the past, I have visited Panacea with Aliese and very much enjoyed it. I have seen a girl named Jennifer twice who I see on CL offering a discount to men over 50. She was good both times.

But now I see numerous other places.

So far, I am leaning towards a Jessica (perky breasts) or a Lauren at YMassage (I think).

Who and where would you recommend?

A review will be forthcoming after my visit.

Jessica will get topless or total nude and allows generous roaming. Her nipples are delicious! Great dirty talker. The rooms are quiet and private.

No clothes come off at (Y) Massage and roaming is limited to backside. I love Asians almost as much as our very own AsianPlvr (Jedi Master) does, but my complaint with them is Kathy the Mamasan. She likes to try and listen outside the door. I've had her knock on door and interupt my massages and 1 time she walked in the room w / o knocking, scarring the shit out of me and Lauren.

NJ.

**Xxxm1** · 10-21-15 15:30

I never post, but wanted to toss out a minor suggestion, please just consider.

It does seem like pacific gets shuffled around by this board more then any other massage location, having several reviews recently, and could probably benefit from a period of silence for awhile.

As stated previously many times, the owner uses this board to make staffing decisions.

New locations need the coverage way more then the old standby that most people are already very familiar with.

**Macatawa** · 10-21-15 13:20

After much reading here and writing down numbers, I simply have one question:

Which massage parlor / therapist do you recommend for the best sensual massage? And I would like a massage that is actually enjoyable for the full hour.

In the past, I have visited Panacea with Aliese and very much enjoyed it. I have seen a girl named Jennifer twice who I see on CL offering a discount to men over 50. She was good both times.

But now I see numerous other places.

So far, I am leaning towards a Jessica (perky breasts) or a Lauren at YMassage (I think).

Who and where would you recommend?

A review will be forthcoming after my visit.

**Miked45** · 10-20-15 19:55

Originally Posted by MrShyGuy [View Original Post]

$45 for an hour massage. I do like a good bargain. Anybody got a review?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...-45hr/20085738

The massage is just okay and nothing more to be offered so don't waste your time with Lynn.

Or Tina if you are looking for anything more then a massage.

**Member #4931** · 10-20-15 16:47

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

**WaltK** · 10-20-15 14:21

Originally Posted by Grube [View Original Post]

What's the deal with that? I'm not seeing anything suspicious, but maybe I'm blind.

There is a syringe in the cupholder in the second picture.

**Mighty416** · 10-20-15 14:19

Originally Posted by Grube [View Original Post]

What's the deal with that? I'm not seeing anything suspicious, but maybe I'm blind.

Looks like a needle Grube? See it?

**RunDeep** · 10-20-15 13:21

Originally Posted by Kiljian [View Original Post]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...right/21215941

She posts quite a bit and I believe is available at both a local establishment as well as outcall. The item that caught my eye is in the cup holder. Stay safe out there.

That is a great catch, indeed!

Possibly a diabetic, but who really knows? I have zero interest to find out.

Again, well done!