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**Willow1535** · 10-22-15 23:03

Dude; thanks for sharing this information and providing your honest opinion.

Originally Posted by Mikeeee501 [View Original Post]

Had a dream with Marley. First time with her, contact was thru text with voice call for final destination directions. When I arrived at final destination she told me she was across the street and was walking across street now and ask me all her LEO check questions while walking across street. I requested a hr appointment and she confirmed a hr appointment. A hhr appointment is what she told me when she finally arrived at appointment location. First impressions were she is very pretty but almost treading on BBW territory. Her pics hide the fact that she is bigger in the middle than advertised and smaller in the chest also. She was wearing a dress and I ask her to leave in on and she proceeded with a pretty good BBBJ. When she ask if I was ready for some pussy I ask her to leave dress on and just pull it up and let me hit it doggie, this request caught her by surprise but she agreed. When she was ready I took a good look at what I am getting into and it looked like a very well used entrance to say the least. Wide open and I thought there might of been some daylight coming thru from her eyes. If I was of lesser proportion I would of needed a 2 x4 taped to my ass to keep from falling in. I got in got the job done and got out just as easy as getting in. 1 and done is my recommendation for Marley. At this point I would like to thank everyone who gave her positive reviews and forgot to mention she has a gut and grand canyon gap for a pussy. Did I forget to mention anything? Remember this forum is for reviews and not calling out mongers by name to bust balls because you don't know how to close a deal. If I posted every time a didn't get to see someone I would post 3 or 4 times a day and would be a triple gold star winer by now. http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Femal...ck-me/24900249.

**Cin Cinnati** · 10-22-15 21:44

Hey guys, first time-long time, blah blah blah.

So I VERY rarely partake of the hobby as much as I love it, and I'm thinking this weekend it's time for another round.

We all have our personal favorites, but I'm hoping you gents could help out a guy who's only been in the city about a year, so here it is:

Who do you think is the (classically) hottest active provider out there right now? By classically, I mean thin, pretty face, under 30, etc. If you don't feel comfortable posting your answer, please PM me!

When I do partake, I love to make it count, so please cast your vote!

(Obviously they don't have to be a BP provider. Just thought this was a good place for the post).

Thanks!

**BigGusDickUs55** · 10-22-15 21:14

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That wasn't helpful hints it was pretty aggressive and should be in the Octagon

A2

**LurkinGround** · 10-22-15 21:02

Anyone know if she is still around, possibly UTR? She worked giving massage down on Eastern Ave, then in Maderia and finnaly Obryonville. Short brunette hair, hardbody. Would love to see her again. Pm if you have any info please.

**Randman925** · 10-22-15 20:38

Originally Posted by FatRat42 [View Original Post]

So are you saying that all you received was a massage or more? Sorry I'm new to hobby and have been checking out her ad for awhile.

I left with a smile on my face!

**FatRat42** · 10-22-15 20:17

Originally Posted by Randman925 [View Original Post]

Had a happy dream with Lyah. It was only a massage but it was a great one. Its in a residential area on a quiet street. Professional table and clean sheet. Very attractive and nice girl. Her friend looked good too but I only had contact with lyah. 4 hands are available.

So are you saying that all you received was a massage or more? Sorry I'm new to hobby and have been checking out her ad for awhile.

**DickHerDown** · 10-22-15 18:24

Originally Posted by Mikeeee501 [View Original Post]

Had a dream with Marley. First time with her, contact was thru text with voice call for final destination directions. When I arrived at final destination she told me she was across the street and was walking across street now and ask me all her LEO check questions while walking across street. I requested a hr appointment and she confirmed a hr appointment. A hhr appointment is what she told me when she finally arrived at appointment location. First impressions were she is very pretty but almost treading on BBW territory. Her pics hide the fact that she is bigger in the middle than advertised and smaller in the chest also. She was wearing a dress and I ask her to leave in on and she proceeded with a pretty good BBBJ. When she ask if I was ready for some pussy I ask her to leave dress on and just pull it up and let me hit it doggie, this request caught her by surprise but she agreed. When she was ready I took a good look at what I am getting into and it looked like a very well used entrance to say the least. Wide open and I thought there might of been some daylight coming thru from her eyes. If I was of lesser proportion I would of needed a 2 x4 taped to my ass to keep from falling in. I got in got the job done and got out just as easy as getting in. 1 and done is my recommendation for Marley. At this point I would like to thank everyone who gave her positive reviews and forgot to mention she has a gut and grand canyon gap for a pussy. Did I forget to mention anything? Remember this forum is for reviews and not calling out mongers by name to bust balls because you don't know how to close a deal. If I posted every time a didn't get to see someone I would post 3 or 4 times a day and would be a triple gold star winer by now. http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Femal...ck-me/24900249.

I like the honesty in this review man! I was actually wanting to see her but I had a feeling she was bigger than what was lead on to believe. Thanks for the truth!

**WorksAlot** · 10-22-15 17:52

So I decided to give this Brittany girl a try. We texted back and forth trying to set up a time to meet. Times finally synched up. My fault not hers. Supposed to meet at a motel in Florence. Texted her for the room number on my way there. No response. I get there and try again. Still no response. I wait around for about 10 minutes and I see her and a big bald guy walk out and get in her car for something. They then walk back in and I see the guy has a holster on his hip. Needless to say I got out of there. Not worth getting possibly get my ass kicked.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/whos-wants-to-have-some-fun/25034660

**BigGusDickUs55** · 10-22-15 16:40

This one wears many costumes. No treat here only a trick. LOL expelled litter box material is what you will find in your bag after a visit to her house.

Originally Posted by LeoMac [View Original Post]

Here's my vote for "Best Trick or Treater" at my front door. As with many BP ads, hers quickly disaper. But can be searched. Anyone know her?

**Member #5192** · 10-22-15 09:53

Originally Posted by Booker5151 [View Original Post]

Anyone try luscious lips recently? She's 6 months pregnant now.

Seen her three weeks ago. She's my go to girl. Can't go wrong.

**BigGusDickUs55** · 10-22-15 09:00

Had a dream with Marley. First time with her, contact was thru text with voice call for final destination directions. When I arrived at final destination she told me she was across the street and was walking across street now and ask me all her LEO check questions while walking across street. I requested a hr appointment and she confirmed a hr appointment. A hhr appointment is what she told me when she finally arrived at appointment location. First impressions were she is very pretty but almost treading on BBW territory. Her pics hide the fact that she is bigger in the middle than advertised and smaller in the chest also. She was wearing a dress and I ask her to leave in on and she proceeded with a pretty good BBBJ. When she ask if I was ready for some pussy I ask her to leave dress on and just pull it up and let me hit it doggie, this request caught her by surprise but she agreed. When she was ready I took a good look at what I am getting into and it looked like a very well used entrance to say the least. Wide open and I thought there might of been some daylight coming thru from her eyes. If I was of lesser proportion I would of needed a 2 x4 taped to my ass to keep from falling in. I got in got the job done and got out just as easy as getting in. 1 and done is my recommendation for Marley. At this point I would like to thank everyone who gave her positive reviews and forgot to mention she has a gut and grand canyon gap for a pussy. Did I forget to mention anything? Remember this forum is for reviews and not calling out mongers by name to bust balls because you don't know how to close a deal. If I posted every time a didn't get to see someone I would post 3 or 4 times a day and would be a triple gold star winer by now. http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Femal...ck-me/24900249.

**Simp4ebony** · 10-22-15 07:01

So the last time I posted a question like this, I totally missed the fact the poster was TS. So let's try this again!

I'm new to the hobby, and so far only posted one review of my time with Kae Bella near Bond Hill. I'm really into black girls, and would like to find another safe option. Any intel on this one?

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Femal...-on-u/23183609 Brittany in P. Ridge.

**Booker5151** · 10-21-15 22:05

Anyone try luscious lips recently? She's 6 months pregnant now.

**MontyCliff** · 10-21-15 21:25

Very well written, I had to read it twice for the laughs! A funny story told well, and especially because it didn't happen to me for a change! Good Job with that DNut, great sense of humor! MC.

Originally Posted by DNut [View Original Post]

Well, because of Raider's stellar recommendation, I contacted this girl, via e-mail, as her ad requires. She is VERY slow to respond. 30 minutes go by between messages. But we setup a 10 pm appointment. 20 minutes before the appointed time, I get a message saying she was getting into the shower. (I thought, WTF! Just now? I wait. She asks for a photo. I normally wouldn't, but with Raider's voucher, I decided to chance it.

30 minutes PAST the appointment. She e-mails, "Hello?" and I thought she has arrived. I respond, "Are you here?" and she said, "No. You didn't message me so I didn't know what to do. ". BULLSHIT. Because when I sent her my photo, and description, she responded with, "Ok". BULLSHIT!

Finally, 1 hour and 5 minutes past the appointment, I am calling it. I sent her a message saying that I was going to bed.

So, gentlemen. I shall not be partaking of her services. Just not worth the cumbersome e-mailing back and forth, and the aggravation of a no show. I shall spend my money elsewhere.

EDIT: right after I posted this, I get a message, "My phone died. I stop by tomorrow". That excuse has been run to the ground. In the 15 years I have had a cell phone, there has never been a time where my phone died. I'm sure it happens, but not to the extent that providers use it. At least come up with a better lie. No thank you.

**TheJoker987** · 10-21-15 21:13

Originally Posted by BabyGirl1234 [View Original Post]

I'm sorry but he's not a "druggie" I've NEVER met you. He just sits in the car and waits on me. He does not "LURK" the person who told you that is a liar and just likes to talk shit. I know this because I know the person who told you that. If you knew him you'd know he was a very nice guy and would never harm anybody. I think you should find things out for yourself before you go talking shit on a public site. The other thing you posted about somebody else may be true but not with mine. Have a great day.

I don't know about the druggie BF thing but I do know this, I've emailed this beautiful young lady twice and I have not received a response. I even used two different emails just in case the first one spooked her. You know, it is October. Quite frankly, I find this frustrating as I have cold hard cash to spend on any fine lady that looks like this one. I'm over here cashing out bonds, IRA's, my 401 K and running over old ladies at the grocery store to cash out my change box at the Coinstar. That wasn't easy for me fellas. I like old ladies but dammit I had to prepare the coffers for the sexcapade that I thought was going to ensue. All of this in preparation just for one response in an email. Nothing.

By the way, I also found her Facebook page which wasn't easy and I can tell you that she is one fine looking piece of ass and that she is real!

Alright, enough entertaining you fools and back to holding my dick in one hand and clicking refresh on my email with the other.

Babygirl1234. Call Me Maybe.