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[Fun734]

I'm a long time lurker. This is my first post so go easy on me.

I had a dream that I was in town last weekend and was interested in what was available on this side of the state. So I came across that ad. She was kind of hard to get a hold of. She finally gave me the location to a 2 star motel. I ended up waiting around for another hour. I know most people would have left, but since I'm a patient person, I stayed. This motel is a hot spot, I noticed a lot of cars were coming and going, and it was late at night too. She then finally gave me her room number and the ok to head up. Pictures were accurate. Chatted for a bit then got into action. CBJ for a bit, then onto CFS. Started off with CG and then went onto mish. Wanted to do doggie, but she says its only for regulars because of a bad experience. 3 visits to become a regular. Okay. So I just went mish and finished up. Damage was. 8 hh. I just think that spot was way too hot. Or maybe that's just the way things run down there? I'm originally from Grand Rapids so I don't know. I would repeat if it were a different location.

Ok what's with the MLK-like "I had a dream" line? I see a few members do this. Is it in case the Feds decide to bust a free post site, track everyone down via their anonymous email addresses and arrest them because they said they saw a provider? "Sir do you post online as Captain Spoogemeister? You're under arrest for saying you saw a prostitute."

"Tough luck gumshoe! I only DREAMT that I saw a prostitute! Now beat it flatfoot!"

Or do they have a snooping spouse that they have convinced this is a fantasy creative writing site? "No honey! I swear I didn't bang a hooker in the minivan after I dropped Billy off at soccer practice! It's only fantasy fiction! Billy just spilled his Gogurt on the seat getting out!

If I have a dream it ain't going to be about a Detroit BP provider offering short stay specials. It's going to take place in a high roller suite in Vegas with contortionists and twins (possibly Siamese) and a midget...

[Lazarus II]

What's her place like along with the neighborhood? I've been meaning to visit but haven't read much reviews on her so it's kind of keeping me from setting up an appointment.

Very nice neighborhood near Catalpa and Woodward. Dedicated room, very clean. Street parking. As good as it gets.

[Mw Jrp]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...s-247/14319033

Anyone seen her? Prostate massage good?

I've had them and if you want to nut fast, have one; like I used to when I was 16 yo. I used to see a gal, who went away for a few years (jail) in another town, and she would reach up my with her fingers, stroke that P gland, and I'd bust a nut every time; real fast. It felt tremendous, as all nuts do, but once she spittled her fingers and hit that gland, I was done. So, I held off letting her work that magic for 45-50 minutes of other activities, and then to the finish.

She only did the prostate massage a few times, because I prefer finishing mish; fucking hard like I was 16 yo again. She also used to rim me. Now this is an activity that I love, and must be tried by all, IMO. I am amazed how many gals will rim me. The key is to be hygienically clean as a whistle. So, you really need to take them to a hotel suite, as I do, and everyone gets real clean before the butt licking starts.

I never returned the favor of ass-licking. No, I prefer to let them do it. It gets me teenage hard for the coital activities. Oh yeah! Be safe and good hunting. MW.

[Spaguy45]

What's her place like along with the neighborhood? I've been meaning to visit but haven't read much reviews on her so it's kind of keeping me from setting up an appointment.

Why bother visiting. All you're going to get is a fully draped, non-sensual, therapeutic rub. Might as well go to your closest Massage Envy location. It passes me off that she posts pics that imply something inconsistent with what you're going to get. The only thing I'll give her about her ad is that she outright tells you that you're not going to get what most of us are looking for on this board. At least she's honest about it.

[ChaserX]

This is the chick I'm referencing too. http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-step/17764207.

[ChaserX]

So I've read a couple of the reviews of her on this site and abroad. I definitely want to see her and I am wondering if any of you guys would tell me what her rates are, via here or pm. She's going to be a drive for me and I'd like to know is she's worth it. I've seen tons of providers in the Madison heights, sterling heights, and bits all over, so I'll trade info. Thanks and stay safe.

[Drake123]

Wouldn't bet on any menu changes. Been mumified three times now.

What's her place like along with the neighborhood? I've been meaning to visit but haven't read much reviews on her so it's kind of keeping me from setting up an appointment.

[OdysseusMI]

Why is there are only fat black girls on back page any more Nothing but junk.

BP doesn't charge the gals to post ads any longer, or so has been reported by others on here. So, no charge means they get to flood the page with their ad over and over. This only lends to the frustration many of us may have while browsing BP looking for that elusive spinner who isn't a cheat or scam artist. I'm sure an advertising specialist could explain the psychology behind seeing an ad over and over: maybe the more you see an ad the more you are going to want a date with a beached manatee?

[Streethunter]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...s-247/14319033

Anyone seen her? Prostate massage good?

[BattMann]

Wouldn't bet on any menu changes. Been mumified three times now.

"Mummified" made me laugh. WTF post topless pictures for? I guess she's just hoping to make some quick cash off the guys coming in to test the waters. I saw her when she worked at a chain place (rhymes with garage clean) and she does give a good massage, especially for the $40/ hr they charged. I don't blame her for striking out on her own at that rate. However, placing deceptive ads like this doesn't seem to be the best way to build up a base of regulars, which she could probably do pretty easily given her massage skills and "equipment", if she was just willing to whip them out and take care of a HJ at the end.

[ArmySexy77]

Why is there are only fat black girls on back page any more Nothing but junk.

I was browsing BP for my own amusement to look at the ads, majority seem to be nasty fat black girls.

I think I might have gotten and STD just looking at those ads.

[Hotone33]

I saw her once. I agree she is rough looking. Her BBBJ skills are very good. However, I would not repeat she has a very hard SW look to her.

I know she is a bit rough looking but hear she is a good time. She would probably be a regular of mine but she won't see black guys so her loss.

[JumpingBean]

She's added a new picture to her ad today. I wonder if the menu has changed?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ickly/19439702

Nothing new on the menu with her- just seen her again a few days ago, the last time I was draped very lightly so I thought I'd try it again -NO GO back to the heavy draping, awesome massages but not a very talkitive / personable.

[Jackknoff]

I want to treat her right but her ad disappeared. I was able to reach her by text and she is now OUTCALL only. Bummer.

That's a shame about outcall. I had her on my short list, but cannot host. I suspect that will cut down on her potential clients.

[Jackknoff]

Perhaps an update to her makeup skill set is in order. If she's got personality and provider skills, I can see why guys repeat. For me, there won't be s first time. Faith is more my type.

I saw her once. I agree she is rough looking. Her BBBJ skills are very good. However, I would not repeat she has a very hard SW look to her.