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  1. #1356

    LavishVictoria review

    Posted this on HX. Thought you mongers might like her.

    Was headed out of town on vacation and wanted to start it out right. LV's post came up just as I was about to head out so I texted her. She had previously sent me face pics so I knew she was cute and very reasonable rate. She was sharing a room with another girl (another previous Photoshop / Bliss crew member if I recall) and we arranged a time. I knew I'd have time to kill but just as I got to her area, she said her roomie's appt cancelled and I could head right over. Nice! Decent IE incall. Waited a few minutes outside and got the room number text.

    Having seen her face pics, I knew what to expect and when she opened the door, looked just like them. She is not a rail and you micro-analysts would probably say she could lose 5-10 pounds but I had zero complaints. Very GND look. Gave me a few nice DFK's as soon as I got in.

    I had brought her favorite adult beverage so we had a celebratory drink before I jumped in the shower to hose off the heat. She was a very gracious hostess and was laying on the bed when I got out. I gradually got her out of her clothes and she got me out of the towel and was very complimentary of "Charlie" who was already ready to play.

    I wanted to get her ready so I laid her on the bed and dove in for some very nice clean DATY and FIV as she closed her eyes to enjoy. After a few, I brought out my vibrating helper that I had shown her previously and she got quite wet and after a bit, clearly got hers. She was quite pleased and wrapped up "Charlie" and we went at it in Mish. Lots of DFK during. Her phone had been going off (alarms I think) but she said not to worry, turned it off and we kept going. YMMV of course but I get the impression she was enjoying it and didn't want to stop. I didn't want to take advantage of the time so, even though I can keep going after I get off, finished up fairly soon after. A quick shower with, again, no rushing me, and off I went. Went a bit over the hhr but, again, YMMV.

    I told her ahead that I was heading off on vacation so I wouldn't be able to rate her but to please rate me. I came back yesterday and saw that she had indeed rated me so points for that. She lives in an area where I have a lot of accounts so we talked about meeting up there so I do plan on repeating.

    FYI 120 hhr.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LavishVictoria

  2. #1355
    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmosis  [View Original Post]
    Oh yes. Her ad says she's "not really showing yet" and "I am 21 weeks preggo", but it's said that for a couple of months now. She was big when I saw her a few weeks ago.
    She's going to continue working until her water breaks or starts to crown! LOL.

  3. #1354
    Quote Originally Posted by Pudgy68  [View Original Post]
    Is she preggo?
    Oh yes. Her ad says she's "not really showing yet" and "I am 21 weeks preggo", but it's said that for a couple of months now. She was big when I saw her a few weeks ago.

  4. #1353

    Preggo?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmosis  [View Original Post]
    I saw her recently. She does have some bad reviews (for lack of effort and passion, mostly), but I enjoyed our session. She was a nice, friendly, cool girl.

    Her tits alone were almost worth the 3 bills / hr donation. They are huge and incredible. Playing with, sucking on, and sliding junior between those beauties was like something out of a dream. Her BBBJ was good. She really got into DATY. She wasn't as enthusiastic while getting boned.

    Not a repeat for me, but I've wanted to see her from the first time I saw her pics, and I'm happy that I got to experience that body.
    Is she preggo?

  5. #1352
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang  [View Original Post]
    I dated her. Nothing to right home about:

    - she is cute, but really ghetto. Lives in a shitty hotel with bags of clothes and her cholo boyfriends sneakers everywhere.

    - as you mentioned she is really flaky which bad especially if you fought traffic to see her, excuses are utter lies.

    - if you actually date her you will find that she is a dead fish.

    - in missionary she won't put her legs up which means you will never get more then half-way inside her.

    - she is really lazy.

    - the only way I was able to nut was to put in her on her stomach so that she did not have to expend any energy.

    The only good things about her is that she is cheap and allows video.

    If you like to fight to bust the nut you paid for then yeah go see her.
    Yep, sounds about right close to my experience years ago. And that was before the kids. Can't imagine what she performs like now. I also remember her having some stank breath that made me breathe through my mouth during the session. It was that bad. Not just halitosis rinse it out with mouthwash. It was like she ate raw eggs and held it in her mouth before she saw me.

  6. #1351
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang  [View Original Post]
    I dated her. Nothing to right home about:

    - she is cute, but really ghetto. Lives in a shitty hotel with bags of clothes and her cholo boyfriends sneakers everywhere.

    - as you mentioned she is really flaky which bad especially if you fought traffic to see her, excuses are utter lies.

    - if you actually date her you will find that she is a dead fish.

    - in missionary she won't put her legs up which means you will never get more then half-way inside her.

    - she is really lazy.

    - the only way I was able to nut was to put in her on her stomach so that she did not have to expend any energy.

    The only good things about her is that she is cheap and allows video.

    If you like to fight to bust the nut you paid for then yeah go see her.
    I've seen Deandra / Deandraa / Diandra / Deandraaa three times. Each time was great and nothing at all like you've described. I'd repeat more if she ever visited OC, but she usually only posts in South Bay.

  7. #1350

    Baelyn

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolato  [View Original Post]
    Great body but there's been just neg reviews on her that's kept me away.

    I think she's at 7 months now? So for those interested, there isn't much time left.
    I saw her recently. She does have some bad reviews (for lack of effort and passion, mostly), but I enjoyed our session. She was a nice, friendly, cool girl.

    Her tits alone were almost worth the 3 bills / hr donation. They are huge and incredible. Playing with, sucking on, and sliding junior between those beauties was like something out of a dream. Her BBBJ was good. She really got into DATY. She wasn't as enthusiastic while getting boned.

    Not a repeat for me, but I've wanted to see her from the first time I saw her pics, and I'm happy that I got to experience that body.

  8. #1349
    Quote Originally Posted by XxBullXx  [View Original Post]
    I know this girld has been mentioned here before. She is currently like 4 mths I believe.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/diandraa
    Diandra is very hard to get a hold of right now!

  9. #1348
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2687
    Quote Originally Posted by Dolato  [View Original Post]
    Great body but there's been just neg reviews on her that's kept me away.

    I think she's at 7 months now? So for those interested, there isn't much time left.
    Can you send links to the negative reviews? Thats the main thing that sucks about HX! Thats what allows some real cunts to get level 5 status.

  10. #1347
    Quote Originally Posted by Cbonia2  [View Original Post]
    Wow! Baelyn, can practice breast feeding me anytime!
    Great body but there's been just neg reviews on her that's kept me away.

    I think she's at 7 months now? So for those interested, there isn't much time left.

  11. #1346
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2687
    Quote Originally Posted by XxBullXx  [View Original Post]
    I know this girld has been mentioned here before. She is currently like 4 mths I believe.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/diandraa
    I dated her. Nothing to right home about:

    - she is cute, but really ghetto. Lives in a shitty hotel with bags of clothes and her cholo boyfriends sneakers everywhere.

    - as you mentioned she is really flaky which bad especially if you fought traffic to see her, excuses are utter lies.

    - if you actually date her you will find that she is a dead fish.

    - in missionary she won't put her legs up which means you will never get more then half-way inside her.

    - she is really lazy.

    - the only way I was able to nut was to put in her on her stomach so that she did not have to expend any energy.

    The only good things about her is that she is cheap and allows video.

    If you like to fight to bust the nut you paid for then yeah go see her.

  12. #1345
    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmosis  [View Original Post]
    I set up two appointments with diandraa last month, and both times she cancelled less than an hour before our session was to commence. Both times the excuse was rather flimsy, so I think she might book appointments and then cancel them if a regular (or someone she already knows) calls her. There are several blog comments in the HX clubs regarding similar flaky behavior by her.

    She's supposed to be fun if you can actually get her to follow through on her commitments.

    Baelyn is a huge-titted preggo who has current ads on HX.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/baelyn
    Wow! Baelyn, can practice breast feeding me anytime!

  13. #1344
    Quote Originally Posted by XxBullXx  [View Original Post]
    I know this girld has been mentioned here before. She is currently like 4 mths I believe.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/diandraa
    Fucking hell, this would be her 3rd baby in her early 20's. Glad I saw her before her first years ago.

  14. #1343

    Diandraa and baelyn

    Quote Originally Posted by XxBullXx  [View Original Post]
    I know this girld has been mentioned here before. She is currently like 4 mths I believe.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/diandraa
    I set up two appointments with diandraa last month, and both times she cancelled less than an hour before our session was to commence. Both times the excuse was rather flimsy, so I think she might book appointments and then cancel them if a regular (or someone she already knows) calls her. There are several blog comments in the HX clubs regarding similar flaky behavior by her.

    She's supposed to be fun if you can actually get her to follow through on her commitments.

    Baelyn is a huge-titted preggo who has current ads on HX.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/baelyn
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails baelyn.jpg‎  

  15. #1342

    Diandraa

    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenHawk88  [View Original Post]
    Yeah its called preggo pros and have to be level 1 and up to join. But you can type the words preggo or any other key words in search function when looking for other people. There should be couple girls that come up.
    I know this girld has been mentioned here before. She is currently like 4 mths I believe.

    http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/diandraa

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