Massage Parlor Reports

[Dwd1982]

I read the good reviews on Jackie at SXL so I called to make an appointment with her last Sunday. I walked in and saw an average looking Asian woman, asked her what her name was and she said it was Kylie or Kellie. I paid, asked her one more time if Jackie was there before I went into the room and she fumbled something. Anyway, I laid on the table and then this Fugly old woman walks in. I told her you're not Jackie! She pretended she didn't understand what I was saying and went to get the first woman who told me, today is you're first time here! And she insisted that the ugly woman is Jackie. We argued for a little bit then I got dressed took my money and left.

Is it worth it to go there again? I was really pissed.

[Snowmadics]

Anyone know if Eve provides full service? Been here once and got a good look at her, older slender asian MILF. Overall my service was good, (can't remember name) but all she had to offer was a used towel. I opted to shake my fur like a dog to dry off. Would go back for service, but won't due to cleanliness. . althought, FS from Eve would get me back!

No FS here. I dreamt once had a nude massage (rushed) with the other sister, but couldn't get it again.

[The Mosm]

I decided to check out the new-ish place on Clark just south of Devon. Door fee was $65 for the hour, with $10 extra for table shower. No mms that I can see, the girl who greeted me at the door. Petite, Chinese, 30's, little-to-no English skills. Gave me my massage. The table shower was nothing to write home about, and I would probably recommend skipping. They use a very rickety metal table with a foam mat they try to get you to lie directly on. I insisted on putting a towel down.

The massage a was fantastic. Hard in the right places, teasing at times, but she avoided junior entirely. At the end, she pointed and asked if I was interested, at which point she went and swapped out with another lady, again petite and Chinese, but in her 40's. The rest of the massage was mechanical, and done with ice cold hands. No wandering was allowed. Damage was the standard 40 for handshake.

I'd consider repeating for the massage, but would skip the shower and finish.

[IdiotBoy]

Went to the place on Irving by the golf store. Decent looking chick. Decent massage. Standard finish. No touching under the clothing.

[Montana Slim]

Cute girl great body, gave below average massage in her babies room next to the crib? I tried little roaming no go ask if I like to leave or relax. I stayed cause I already paid, also definitely didn't pay $ more like 6. Avoid.

I had an appt. W / her one time but she spaced it off. We tried to reschedule but couldn't work out a time. Have texted / called a couple times since but no answer. Does she require draping? Is there any play at all?

[Bob521]

Thanks very much Joe. I appreciate your help. Bob.

Someone told me to tell you Feel Feet Spa in Woodridge. They don't even have a back room of any kind. They do have a website.

[Avg Joe]

I am looking for a legit Chinese Massage place, or foot massage place as a place of employment for a friend of mine. She is a good, but unlicensed, massage therapist. 50 years old. Slim body, average looks, but sweet and funny personality. She is unemployed. Lives in Chinatown. Does not do extras. I have been teaching her English, and basically, dating her.

I have been compiling places that appear to fit the bill. Foot massage seems the most obvious. So, Pure Vida, this place sounded like a possibility. CTA Access to Chinatown, or driver that takes girls to work. Legit. If anybody has any suggestions, let me know. Thanks in advance. Bob.

Someone told me to tell you Feel Feet Spa in Woodridge. They don't even have a back room of any kind. They do have a website.

[PussyPoker]

I have seen May here (Milwaukee just north of Belmont) three or so times over the summer. I've heard her talk about Candy but haven't actually seen any other girls when I've been at the spa.

I have known May since the first relax on Archer. Seen her the other night on Milwaukee. When I walked in I got a big hug and kiss. Then I meet Coco. May made sure to tell Coco I was a very good friend of hers. Coco said ok and smiled.

May said they have 5 girls but only 2 or 3 work at a time.

[Call Me Slappy]

I do little to no mongering in the city, outside of a few visits to Michigan Ave. I can get to where I need to go, but really don't know if I'm at Point A how close or far Point B is.

Can someone please rec a good place to go close to Lawrence and Damen? I will be in that area tomorrow and if I'm lucky will not have to be accounted for for a couple hours.

[MWiggly2]

Anyone know if Eve provides full service? Been here once and got a good look at her, older slender asian MILF. Overall my service was good, (can't remember name) but all she had to offer was a used towel. I opted to shake my fur like a dog to dry off. Would go back for service, but won't due to cleanliness. . althought, FS from Eve would get me back!

[Biliator]

Have you been there yet if so what do other providers look like? I got a text from her telling me she was there and a text from Candy. I have been trying to kick the habit though LOL.

I have seen May here (Milwaukee just north of Belmont) three or so times over the summer. I've heard her talk about Candy but haven't actually seen any other girls when I've been at the spa.

[Bob521]

I am looking for a legit Chinese Massage place, or foot massage place as a place of employment for a friend of mine. She is a good, but unlicensed, massage therapist. 50 years old. Slim body, average looks, but sweet and funny personality. She is unemployed. Lives in Chinatown. Does not do extras. I have been teaching her English, and basically, dating her.

I have been compiling places that appear to fit the bill. Foot massage seems the most obvious. So, Pure Vida, this place sounded like a possibility. CTA Access to Chinatown, or driver that takes girls to work. Legit. If anybody has any suggestions, let me know. Thanks in advance. Bob.

So I decided to give the new place another try. As I said before its a. 5 door fee with sheeting for doors. All I can say is that it is a very good massage for your money. Probably one of the best I have had in a while from an AMP. Be aware, without true doors and rooms you can here everything going on in the place. Its a reaI negative when you can hear the girl at the desk yapping on the phone or listening to the doorbell and then hearing "are the girls pretty?". I really don't think extras are to be had here.

[Pura Vida]

So I decided to give the new place another try. As I said before its a. 5 door fee with sheeting for doors. All I can say is that it is a very good massage for your money. Probably one of the best I have had in a while from an AMP. Be aware, without true doors and rooms you can here everything going on in the place. Its a reaI negative when you can hear the girl at the desk yapping on the phone or listening to the doorbell and then hearing "are the girls pretty?". I really don't think extras are to be had here.

[IdiotBoy]

I just hope he didn't walk in and ask about a prostate massage.

Got to go to 26th and California for one of those.

[Wenger]

This is inexcusable. That is a police commission office. Where did you get that info?

I just hope he didn't walk in and ask about a prostate massage.