Massage Parlor Reports

**Pura Vida** · 10-01-15 09:09

So I decided to give the new place another try. As I said before its a. 5 door fee with sheeting for doors. All I can say is that it is a very good massage for your money. Probably one of the best I have had in a while from an AMP. Be aware, without true doors and rooms you can here everything going on in the place. Its a reaI negative when you can hear the girl at the desk yapping on the phone or listening to the doorbell and then hearing "are the girls pretty?". I really don't think extras are to be had here.

**IdiotBoy** · 09-30-15 07:46

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

I just hope he didn't walk in and ask about a prostate massage.

Got to go to 26th and California for one of those.

**Wenger** · 09-30-15 06:03

Originally Posted by aniboy777 [View Original Post]

This is inexcusable. That is a police commission office. Where did you get that info?

I just hope he didn't walk in and ask about a prostate massage.

**Cubiche** · 09-30-15 01:14

Originally Posted by aniboy777 [View Original Post]

The walk from the Willis Tower did not hurt me. It is still suspect to know and use that address!

"I will help you out. If you would Google the address and suite number it will provide you with the phone number. However, I don't think you will get the service that you desire. ".

HEELLLOO!! I even posted that he should goggle the address. Poor little baby!!

**Wirelessone** · 09-29-15 21:35

Originally Posted by aniboy777 [View Original Post]

This is inexcusable. That is a police commission office. Where did you get that info?

Hilarious.

**Pedorro** · 09-29-15 19:51

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Aniboy, you can look at this two ways. You got punked. Also you learned a lesson. It is, in part, an initiation. Hazing by Pedorro, who absolutely has a wicked sense of humor. I was laughing out loud. Here are the take-aways: (1) Folks who come on the board expecting to be spoon feed, will be subject to reprimand and sometimes ridicule and hazing. (2) Therefore, always read the forum. RTFF. Then ask something specific, and you may get an answer. It shows you are making an effort. (3) Rocket Dork was trying to teach you that confirming research is always appropriate. That means googling addresses and phone numbers. Use multiple sites. (4) Once you go to a place, report back. Avoid saying things that will directly incriminate a person. But please report back. Finally, (5) Welcome to the club. Have fun. Be careful. Bob.

Back in August a visitor with 5 posts posted this request "Will be in downtown Chicago for 2 days. Where's the best place to get a massage with HE and BBBJ from a young girl with big tits?

I really thought he got an apropiate answer! LOL.

Bob's point #4 is a very good one that we all need to follow and before you ask for direct help you should have made some contributions but most important always do some research on this site or elsewhere in the WWW. Had you read a few more postings after mine you would have seen that someone else had figure out what the address is.

Do hope you enjoyed the walk, it has been a beautiful week in Chicago.

**Bob521** · 09-29-15 00:56

Aniboy, you can look at this two ways. You got punked. Also you learned a lesson. It is, in part, an initiation. Hazing by Pedorro, who absolutely has a wicked sense of humor. I was laughing out loud. Here are the take-aways: (1) Folks who come on the board expecting to be spoon feed, will be subject to reprimand and sometimes ridicule and hazing. (2) Therefore, always read the forum. RTFF. Then ask something specific, and you may get an answer. It shows you are making an effort. (3) Rocket Dork was trying to teach you that confirming research is always appropriate. That means googling addresses and phone numbers. Use multiple sites. (4) Once you go to a place, report back. Avoid saying things that will directly incriminate a person. But please report back. Finally, (5) Welcome to the club. Have fun. Be careful. Bob.

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

The joke worked if you walked to the address. I always use Google when I get an address. Rocket Dork.

**Rocket Dork** · 09-28-15 18:38

Originally Posted by aniboy777 [View Original Post]

The walk from the Willis Tower did not hurt me. It is still suspect to know and use that address!

The joke worked if you walked to the address. I always use Google when I get an address. Rocket Dork.

**aniboy777** · 09-28-15 17:13

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

I believe he was making a joke. Rocket Dork (unless he has a thing for the police commissioner).

The walk from the Willis Tower did not hurt me. It is still suspect to know and use that address!

**Rocket Dork** · 09-28-15 16:57

Originally Posted by aniboy777 [View Original Post]

This is inexcusable. That is a police commission office. Where did you get that info?

I believe he was making a joke. Rocket Dork (unless he has a thing for the police commissioner).

**aniboy777** · 09-28-15 16:54

Originally Posted by Pedorro [View Original Post]

Try 30 north LaSalle, suite 1220. You wil love it.

This is inexcusable. That is a police commission office. Where did you get that info?

**Angai** · 09-28-15 16:44

Originally Posted by Vern2020 [View Original Post]

May is at a place on Milwaukee. Right around Belmont.

Have you been there yet if so what do other providers look like? I got a text from her telling me she was there and a text from Candy. I have been trying to kick the habit though LOL.

**Member #5028** · 09-28-15 13:27

Had a nice dream the other day about an alluring bodyrub from Sarah on the northwest side by Irving and the highway. The requested tip was a little pricier than expected, but the dream ended very happy.

**HomeSlice** · 09-28-15 13:16

Originally Posted by SlickInd [View Original Post]

I need some recommendations as well. A complete newbie at this. JamesTChicago. Please PM me in case you get some info.

Spend 45-60 minutes going back in this forum. All the information you want is here, you just have to RTFF.

Also, you kind of have to go see some people and post here sharing your experience before asking others to send you messages. Not an official rule of any type, but just kind of the way things work.

**CrazyHorse312** · 09-28-15 13:12

Struck out on Archer the other night. MT didn't speak a lick of English and had on a very short dress and let me grab the rear several times. On the flip she squirted some oil in my hand. I offered a good tip but she kept saying no. Afterwards as I was leaving she kept saying "tip", I gave her a handful singles but nowhere near the standard. Bad luck? Fear of LEO? Dunno, but I won't be going back to that one again.