The Massholes

[Short Stroke]

But I'm not making this stuff up. Like I said, some guys like to be pissed on. Some guys like to be humiliated, wear lingerie. I asked one of my clients why he chose me over a young spinner and he said why ask why, it's his preference. I hope the guys aren't making this stuff up. Also I didn't say I was paid $300 an hour, it was my partner who was. I'm 5 foot 3 inches and 175 lbs. I doubt that's a super sized bbw, at least I hope not. I'm on here, I'm posting on backpage. If I weren't getting any business I wouldn't be here. Apparently I'm a fetish. LOL. Also I treat the guys well, I'm super cool, have a great sense of humor, a warm personality and I like listening to the guys whether it's something that's bothering them or they simply want to talk about their lives or interests and I'm super horny. What's not to like? I don't know why I do well, but I've stopped questioning it. It may have something to do with my large perky boobs and the fact that I don't have any wrinkles yet. LOL.

Quote Originally Posted by Malibu1980.

I agree 100%, I'm sure deb is nice but I don't get all the reviews myself either nor her posts where she talks about her dates, I know college spinners who do this and have nightmare dates and keep saying how guys never show up or are cheap and she writes that she's getting 300 dollars an hour from a younger guy whos in her words in shape or buff, she's mid 40's and a bbw and not a small bbw. She then says guys like full figured woman and call her, I don't believe that either since every ad I read on here is us guys asking reviews for these hot young girls and noone I know is looking to meet bbws for dates especially when theres a menu of girls younger, better bodies and CHEAPER. In my opinion and I don't want to be bashed for it because once again I'm entitled to feel how I want but I think the guys reviewing deb are friends of hers and overhyping and I think debs date stories for us to read are false and are pure entertainment for us to read so we all think high of her, I've been doing the craigslist / backpage thing for over 12 years and I'm still under 40 years old to give an idea how young I am and when I started my fun hobby and I find debs reviews and her stories a little hard to swallow.

For those of us who have met Deb we know she is real and can carry an intelligent conversation.

She tries her best to please in whatever way, shape or form we desire and oddly enough she gets some strange requests.

She's not everyone's cup o tea and if that is the case move on to the young spinners and don't bash on her for being real. I'm sure she can tell some stories of some members and their fetishes.

While it is unusual to have a provider you can communicate back and forth with she can also prove reviews on some that may not be that flattering.

[Deb4512]

But I'm not making this stuff up. Like I said, some guys like to be pissed on. Some guys like to be humiliated, wear lingerie. I asked one of my clients why he chose me over a young spinner and he said why ask why, it's his preference. I hope the guys aren't making this stuff up. Also I didn't say I was paid $300 an hour, it was my partner who was. I'm 5 foot 3 inches and 175 lbs. I doubt that's a super sized bbw, at least I hope not. I'm on here, I'm posting on backpage. If I weren't getting any business I wouldn't be here. Apparently I'm a fetish. LOL. Also I treat the guys well, I'm super cool, have a great sense of humor, a warm personality and I like listening to the guys whether it's something that's bothering them or they simply want to talk about their lives or interests and I'm super horny. What's not to like? I don't know why I do well, but I've stopped questioning it. It may have something to do with my large perky boobs and the fact that I don't have any wrinkles yet. LOL.

Quote Originally Posted by Malibu1980.

I agree 100%, I'm sure deb is nice but I don't get all the reviews myself either nor her posts where she talks about her dates, I know college spinners who do this and have nightmare dates and keep saying how guys never show up or are cheap and she writes that she's getting 300 dollars an hour from a younger guy whos in her words in shape or buff, she's mid 40's and a bbw and not a small bbw. She then says guys like full figured woman and call her, I don't believe that either since every ad I read on here is us guys asking reviews for these hot young girls and noone I know is looking to meet bbws for dates especially when theres a menu of girls younger, better bodies and CHEAPER. In my opinion and I don't want to be bashed for it because once again I'm entitled to feel how I want but I think the guys reviewing deb are friends of hers and overhyping and I think debs date stories for us to read are false and are pure entertainment for us to read so we all think high of her, I've been doing the craigslist / backpage thing for over 12 years and I'm still under 40 years old to give an idea how young I am and when I started my fun hobby and I find debs reviews and her stories a little hard to swallow.

[Oldmonger]

"Deb is definitely one of those women that you probably wouldn't look twice at but would engage you because of her personality. " written by Bacon Bits around 3 or 4 years ago in a review. Actually I just read Bacon Bits old review. I didn't like his review then, because I was acting like a spoiled brat about it. But after reading it again after all these years it wasn't such a bad review after all. .

Xoxo.

Oscar Wilde wrote, "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. ".

[Granite]

"Deb is definitely one of those women that you probably wouldn't look twice at but would engage you because of her personality. " written by Bacon Bits around 3 or 4 years ago in a review. Actually I just read Bacon Bits old review. I didn't like his review then, because I was acting like a spoiled brat about it. But after reading it again after all these years it wasn't such a bad review after all. .

Xoxo.

Maybe for some.

I love women my age or a little older. Deb is younger than my taste but she's into anything if she likes you.

56 year older and up for me.

[Big Head]

Haha you ugly cock sucker! I didn't tip her any extra than the normal $40. Like I said before. She's in her 40's or 50's. She not much to look at. So I'm sure she enjoyed being with me. Like I said I'm very handsome. I get sexy women in real life. But I can't eat steak every day. Some time I want burgers. So I go to AMP's. Cause all the attention is on me. The AMP girls focus is pleasuring me. Trust me its cheaper than going on a date, Dinner, movies, champagne, hotels, cost more than going to an AMP. Then its not just about my pleasure, I have to pleasure my date, and getting a date to give me a massage that's any good is impossible. You are probably some old fat guy that's why you pay extra, for what I get for being a handsome yound man.

You do not sound like a handsome young man, but rather a lonely troll venting out your frustration with women.

-BH.

[Deb4512]

"Deb is definitely one of those women that you probably wouldn't look twice at but would engage you because of her personality. " written by Bacon Bits around 3 or 4 years ago in a review. Actually I just read Bacon Bits old review. I didn't like his review then, because I was acting like a spoiled brat about it. But after reading it again after all these years it wasn't such a bad review after all. .

Xoxo.

[MrHappy1823]

Ok guys everyone calm down. We have our likes and hate lets not start a E thug war we all here to share good information.

[PatriotsTug]

This report looks a little more realistic than your last troll about Yummi. But when I spoke with her last time she complained that her customers often ask for extra services, but because she does not do it they do not come back. Maybe you offered her a huge tip on a very slow day.

-BH.

Haha you ugly cock sucker! I didn't tip her any extra than the normal $40. Like I said before. She's in her 40's or 50's. She not much to look at. So I'm sure she enjoyed being with me. Like I said I'm very handsome. I get sexy women in real life. But I can't eat steak every day. Some time I want burgers. So I go to AMP's. Cause all the attention is on me. The AMP girls focus is pleasuring me. Trust me its cheaper than going on a date, Dinner, movies, champagne, hotels, cost more than going to an AMP. Then its not just about my pleasure, I have to pleasure my date, and getting a date to give me a massage that's any good is impossible. You are probably some old fat guy that's why you pay extra, for what I get for being a handsome yound man.

[Nrlmus]

I do not think exhibitionism or parental missteps explains the phenomenon you describe. Rather, I think Massholes has become a garbage pit for the lunatic fringe and schoolyard name callers. For weeks the endless, mind numbingly boring back and forth persists, driving all who see it into a state of ennnui. To me, any post that its at least somewhat interesting is better than the useless smack down. More useful would be a psychological examination of posters who just cannot just relax a little and approach this board with a sense of humor. IMHO.

That maybe too but at least these posts are isolated to here. This part is not for substance, all the others are though. You want to post substance you should go there. Polluting the Massholes with substantive posts defeats the purpose of the Massholes. The Massholes is nothing more then a harmless way for hobbyists irritated at each other for one reason or the other to "step outside" without actually "stepping outside. " Do you want to punch somebody? Maybe even for real? Instead of doing that and getting in trouble come to the Massholes and try to insult me. I'll freaking bury you mother fucker! It's a just a harmless way for all of us to release our aggression. Nothing more and it should remain pure in that regard.

If you want to discuss Massage Parlors, there are two places where you can do that to your heart desire. My point was that I see AMP massages often being discussed in places other then has been specifically dedicated for discussion of AMPs, not only here but on the Backpage reviews forum as well. If Asian chick doesn't do suckie-fuckie she should be discussed on AMP forum, that's my point. I feel that if their persistent desire to display their frequenting AMPs on parts other then the one dedicated to AMP has something Freudian behind it and amounts to mild form of exhibitionism in the very least. That's just how it seems to me, that's all.

[Member #5013]

I do not think exhibitionism or parental missteps explains the phenomenon you describe. Rather, I think Massholes has become a garbage pit for the lunatic fringe and schoolyard name callers. For weeks the endless, mind numbingly boring back and forth persists, driving all who see it into a state of ennnui. To me, any post that its at least somewhat interesting is better than the useless smack down. More useful would be a psychological examination of posters who just cannot just relax a little and approach this board with a sense of humor. IMHO.

You sound like the FCC trying to shut down Howard Stern. There is nothing personal going on here 99% if the time. It's just ball busting. My advice is try to not be so sensitive and try not to get so much sand in your vagina. Or just don't click on MASSHOLES.

BB.

[Yellowfever023]

Not sticking up for anyone, just wondering why it's ok for someone to post useless comments but it's not ok for another person. Oh ya, now I know, it's because you're special.

I was reading this forum way before I joined and I remember something about you and Spermie talking about lollypops with each other. You guys buddies are ya?

I don't know why you can't tell the difference between useless commentary and commentary that has some substance or humor to it. I am very suspect of anyone who posts all over the country, many times in different time zones on the same day and someone who has only been a member for a short time and has an unusually high post count, you must admit that over 240 posts in 4 months is excessive. I think an average member would reach 240 in about 2 to 3 years. There is no doubt in my mind that PG is a member that had previously been a member here under another name.

[Blambo McGee]

Yea for real. Why is it that massage parlor mongers always try to move their massage parlor-related discussions either to backpage reports and now even here? There is definitely a pattern. Maybe I should get my psychology professor friend to investigate the phenomena. I bet it has something to do with the way their parents treated them in early childhood. Moreover I feel it's a mild form of exhibitionism. Hm topic for PhD maybe.

I do not think exhibitionism or parental missteps explains the phenomenon you describe. Rather, I think Massholes has become a garbage pit for the lunatic fringe and schoolyard name callers. For weeks the endless, mind numbingly boring back and forth persists, driving all who see it into a state of ennnui. To me, any post that its at least somewhat interesting is better than the useless smack down. More useful would be a psychological examination of posters who just cannot just relax a little and approach this board with a sense of humor. IMHO.

[Yardape08]

I hear you Yard! But let's give Jack a mulligan. He seems like a good guy. Plus, you don't want Ambrose on your bad side giving people a hard time. He's the new SmokeScreen / Spermsac.

BB.

Already pm'd with Jack. I really wasn't referring to him per se but rather the knuckleheads who should know better which preceded his post. If the correct details aren't maintained in the proper threads RTFF becomes misguided advice. And as far as Ambrose he does fit the mold of a serial poster / color commentator who does have some Smokescreen traits.

[Member #5013]

I am well aware that I misplaced this post. I was typing from my phone and inadvertently added the report to this thread. One of the problems with being a regular member is I am moderated and have no ability to edit or delete my postings. I have contacted admin and ask him to move the post to where it belongs.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

Jack.

Hey, accidents happen. Just ask Ambrose Mom.

BB.

[Member #5013]

See what you idiots have done? Get the hell out of here you're ruining this board with your massage Parlor reviews and inquiries. You have turned this once scholarly thread into a cesspool of inane comments about AMP's. It's time to take this literary masterpiece of a thread back and drive all of you lemmings out of here.

I hear you Yard! But let's give Jack a mulligan. He seems like a good guy. Plus, you don't want Ambrose on your bad side giving people a hard time. He's the new SmokeScreen / Spermsac.

BB.