Massage Parlor Reports

**AwabiHunter** · 09-20-15 16:52

Shitty Brah.

I had blue balls after getting massaged from Marico in waikiki so I called a bunch of places and nobody was available on short notice except Rona, I text and get info and she says appt 1608, and I'm like that appt sounds familiar but like an idiot I don't keep a roster of appt numbers and who work out of them, I should, anyone have that list that was floating around awhile back? I want to print it out and keep a copy so I don't get sucked in.

Anyway, get to the door and Rona answers but hides behind door, so I get in and say you look very familiar are you Lucy? And she says Huh? No idk who that is and I am like you look familiar I've seen you before do you remember me and she says no. It is definitely the same person and she did this shit before used another name too I think Sandy? This time I go to the back of the room past a small kitchen and she asks me to lay on this little bed very soft and perfect height to stand up and bang a chick, her pussy would be perfectly aligned for a major pounding if it were your choosing, I was kinda pist cause I really don't like to see the same girl twice unless they are unreal and I knew I had banged her before and remembered it was nothing special so she asks what you want and I say HJ and she says you know what Boom Boom and I say Nah just HJ today, she says my Pussy tight you know and I say Nah, so get a shitty HJ and leave. 60 which she asked for in advance and. 60 tip which she made sure I agreed to before giving the HJ.

All in all very shitty and for sure would not repeat.

BTW that is not her in the pic, Lucy / Rona has curly permed hair and yellow teeth, she asked midway if I wanted 4 hand so maybe that girl in the pic works with her?

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...-style/5462108

Awabi.

**Goser** · 09-20-15 11:15

Originally Posted by Foxx23 [View Original Post]

Brah, did you miss empire?? Its closed. And the only remnant of it is Rachel, you can find her at Happiness.

This bradahh is havin empire sickness.

See attached pics to satisfy your cravings.

Ivy has a track record of leaving just before the long arm of the law catches her. I think what she does is stakes out new territories, runs her gig, shuts it down just before she gets caught by LE. She will show up somewhere else in some other market and do her thing. She has a perfect business model for offering escort services from young girls from China. I estimate that she made about $30 k-$50 k per month for about 30 months. That would be over $1 M in 2. 5 years. Someone told me that she had a business going in Texas that she abandoned just prior to getting caught there as well.

I get those numbers because of a few data points I got from her business.

1) Her overhead was in the range of $20-30 k per month. She told me her rent was pretty high and she quoted me the number. I forgot the exact number, but it was a bit lower than the range I am estimating for overhead. Very high, but the girls all had private rooms to sleep in.

2) Her girls were getting at least 35-50 appointments per day. Ivy worked them hard. Girls were doing 10 sessions per day a lot. She was very heavy at screening the girls to make sure they could handle and have demand for that many sessions every day.

3) She made her girls pay for their own expenses out of the money they earned. Remember, a lot of these girls came from China where one call could net them several months of income from their home country. Having the girls pay for their own expenses out of their earnings is a no brainer.

So if the girls pay for their own expenses, the overhead is $25 k per month and she averages 35 sessions per day, over a 30 month run, she earned $60 * 35 *30 * 30 - ($25 k * 30) = $1. 140 M. Who knows how much tax she paid?

Not bad for a 2 and 1/2 year run. How many mongers make this much? Ivy is a shrewd business woman.

Contrast that with Happy who plans on running a business for 10-15 years. Happy will end up making more money and have a much more sustainable business over time. It's much harder to do everything right like Happy does. But, you don't need to worry about running from the law. That's too much stress and you can sleep easier at night.

**Foxx23** · 09-20-15 07:55

Originally Posted by CoffeeLatte [View Original Post]

Does anybody know what happened to the Owner of Empire Relaxation? Did she or he open a new place? If you know, please Private message me, I won't tell anybody.

Brah, did you miss empire?? Its closed. And the only remnant of it is Rachel, you can find her at Happiness.

This bradahh is havin empire sickness.

See attached pics to satisfy your cravings.

CoffeeLatte · 09-19-15 19:07

Does anybody know what happened to the Owner of Empire Relaxation? Did she or he open a new place? If you know, please Private message me, I won't tell anybody.

**HiPickle** · 09-19-15 19:02

Originally Posted by Goser [View Original Post]

Rejuve, Happiness, Top and Emerald have a lot of hotties right now. We are so lucky.

My bank account doesn't think so. I spend 10% of my money on booze and AMP girls, the rest I just waste on mortgage and car payments. 😉.

**Johnny14** · 09-19-15 17:23

Originally Posted by SlappinBellies [View Original Post]

I think that's a mahu. Likely has strong hands.

There's one really big, 6'4' 350 lb Mahu from Wahiawa called "Brutus" that has ravaged a few drunk Schofield Barracks soldiers who never quite recovered from his leg lock submission hold. Once he gets excited and says "you can't get away, you're all mine tonight", game is over, time to file for PTSD treatment.

**Ingwa** · 09-19-15 15:53

Originally Posted by CosmicKid [View Original Post]

JoeyB's last sentence is of course to some degree generalization, but at the same time it packs a whole lot of truth! However, his phrase "wisdom / experience" warrants some elaboration. Many of these 40 yr old providers (and older I might add) do have wisdom and experience. Okay, but, so what? Do we even give a flying crap if she's got wisdom and experience? After all, we are just there in the room for an hour to get our fuck on! But in fact the older provider's special brand of wisdom and experience DOES matter. Her wisdom and experience can, and often does, directly translate into my having a much more enjoyable and satisfying time in the room. Because she has been intimate with so many guys over the years, and gained an on-the-job comprehension of male psychology in the process, she's capable of subtly using that knowledge to connect with me, come into rapport with me. This learned skill-set of hers has the effect of supporting me in letting go of my own macho defenses. I'm drawn into a comfort zone where the sex can subsequently become just looser and more fun. A younger provider might very well have been largely clueless about how to orchestrate that kind of special magic for me. Hopefully it's pretty obvious to you guys I have a good deal of respect for these women, especially the older ones, not all of them but many of them. I don't judge them as "hookers" but instead view them as veteran professionals. IMHO.

IMO, I rather bang a young hottie than a beautiful mature women. But it's all relative. I'm older but Jina from Swan and TS gave by far the best TS ever. I don't even partake in TS anymore cause I'll just be disappointed after experiencing Jina's TS. And no girl comes close to Yuri 's massage. Both girls were on the younger side of 35. And the main event was just as good.The most popular older women quite often wear out too soon IMO. Shiny Nara Lucy and all the women I tried at CHM (4) were disappointments to me. The only older women I see are Bella from Nirvana and Donna from TS.

**Goser** · 09-19-15 14:23

Rejuve, Happiness, Top and Emerald have a lot of hotties right now. We are so lucky.

**Cosmic Kid** · 09-19-15 00:25

Originally Posted by JoeyB [View Original Post]

So much said here I can totally relate with, Yes I am on the upper side of the age spectrum, and in that sense, 40 is not so old. One thing to remember for you younger fellas. Respect, sincerity, kindness can do wonders. Like braddah above, for me. Half of the mission is making sure she (the provider) has as much fun and enjoyment as myself. With age comes wisdom. And experience. And I have found thru my years of mongering that if you are responsive and receptive to HER needs and desires. That she will almost always repay you ten fold, that is, with some lovin you can't imagine. One more real quick point, as I said. With age comes wisdom / experience. Trust me, a beautiful 20 yr old does not have the wisdom or experience as many of these 40 yr olds. Just sayin.

JoeyB's last sentence is of course to some degree generalization, but at the same time it packs a whole lot of truth! However, his phrase "wisdom / experience" warrants some elaboration. Many of these 40 yr old providers (and older I might add) do have wisdom and experience. Okay, but, so what? Do we even give a flying crap if she's got wisdom and experience? After all, we are just there in the room for an hour to get our fuck on! But in fact the older provider's special brand of wisdom and experience DOES matter. Her wisdom and experience can, and often does, directly translate into my having a much more enjoyable and satisfying time in the room. Because she has been intimate with so many guys over the years, and gained an on-the-job comprehension of male psychology in the process, she's capable of subtly using that knowledge to connect with me, come into rapport with me. This learned skill-set of hers has the effect of supporting me in letting go of my own macho defenses. I'm drawn into a comfort zone where the sex can subsequently become just looser and more fun. A younger provider might very well have been largely clueless about how to orchestrate that kind of special magic for me. Hopefully it's pretty obvious to you guys I have a good deal of respect for these women, especially the older ones, not all of them but many of them. I don't judge them as "hookers" but instead view them as veteran professionals. IMHO.

**AwabiHunter** · 09-18-15 13:10

Originally Posted by SlappinBellies [View Original Post]

I think that's a mahu. Likely has strong hands.

I thought the same, their was another ad on BP with like 4 Thai girls and they all looked like Mahu's.

**Bigahi007** · 09-18-15 11:13

Originally Posted by SlappinBellies [View Original Post]

I think that's a mahu. Likely has strong hands.

Aloha that phone number and room number is Tiffany's Thai massage. Strictly legit for most part. Solid legit massage.

Ahi.

**SlappinBellies** · 09-18-15 02:15

Originally Posted by VinDrake [View Original Post]

Anyone have info on this place in CS?

Call us 8082557867.

Great massage in town.

$60/ hr.

Clean and private rooms.

Showers are available.

1188 bishop street #2808,96913.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...assage/5544352

I think that's a mahu. Likely has strong hands.

**VinDrake** · 09-17-15 19:55

Anyone have info on this place in CS?

Call us 8082557867.

Great massage in town.

$60/ hr.

Clean and private rooms.

Showers are available.

1188 bishop street #2808,96913.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...assage/5544352

**Jimmiedean** · 09-16-15 18:02

I haven't posted in awhile. LOL like yrs. It's funny to see guys getting mad at other guys who post their experiences. Your lucky the guy even took the time to give you info. If your worried about having a bad experience or wasting money then just stop mongering. If your OG then you've wasted lots of money and had lots of bad experiences. If your stupid you didn't learn. No matter what you will have bad experiences and lose some money. Even if all post were totally true. You are 2 people. Sometimes you connect and it's a great session. The next guy doesn't look like you or make the girl feel like you. So get used to YMMV it totally does. And to all the old timers post away all post are good. Do your homework and read a lot of post if you scared to lose money. Or recycle more cans to get more money.

**Head Banger** · 09-15-15 21:37

Based off the many good reviews I went to Happiness today. I didn't have an appointment and was introduced to Flower. She looked like a young 20's japanese or korean girl. Thin and flat stomach with grapefruit sized boobs, and sexy eyes. She took me to the room and I got undressed for our TS. She let me rub her ass and titties while she cleaned me. She said I had a handsome cock and started some sensual BBBJ. We dried off and went back to the room, we started making out, great dfk, and more fondling, leading to a lusious 69. She covered me and slid down for some tight riding acg. I switched to some butterfly, k9, and finnished with her moaning in mish. She had me laydown for a relaxing back massage. Flower was a hottie, and I enjoyed taking her flower. Looks 10 model hot, Attitude 10 pleaser, Service 9 everything I wanted at an AMP spa.