Korean Bar Reports

**Baboozer** · 09-12-15 14:54

Originally Posted by CaptinCrunch [View Original Post]

Passed by 904 after the game and the parking lot was empty. I'm sure next week Monday, your table will be reserved with your name and a stack of markers. They no learn who rules the bars. The old faithful farts.

That's so funny shat. They or all kb's don't seem to understand that we have options. They texted me almost at the end of the game to drop by and pick up food but decided to just ignore as we were having too much fun at Starlite. Didn't go back yet but will probably be there for football Mondays. What to do what to do. They must be trippin out. Got to teach them a lesson. You mess with BillyGoatGruff you will get the f'and horns. I wonder if UH will get past the 50 yd line today? It'll probably be a reaming of a lifetime. 2 games from now they got to play Wisconsin that should be another assgape to remember too. Have a fantastic weekend everybody! Old goat ready for headbutt somebody.

**Captin Crunch** · 09-12-15 13:31

Anyone going watch the game this morning? Will be out.

**BeerAddict** · 09-12-15 12:35

Originally Posted by MitsFunai [View Original Post]

This Kanga get some serious esteem problems with sociopathic tendencies. "I love me. Everybody else jealous of me, at fault for my shortcomings, and deserve to die. " What a case study.

In over 30 years of frequenting the bars, I've never met anyone who is so full of themselves and who is so racist towards locals. I'm hoping customers notice her arrogance and will stay away in the future. I have many more stories about her but I think I've already said enough. Stay away brothers. Don't fall into the trap unless you want to get ripped off.

Be safe brothers.

**MitsFunai** · 09-12-15 12:22

Originally Posted by BeerAddict [View Original Post]

He then tells us what was bothering him. Apparently she owes his buddy a large sum of money so he already holds a grudge toward her. I guess she was telling her lvb that she hates local customers because they don't spend money and that she wishes that during 9-11 they should have attacked Hawaii so all locals would have died. How's that? She then told her lvb that all the kbgs at 904 hate her because all their customers end up spending on her instead. She proclaimed herself as the Queen and that the two mamas better watch out because she already runs the place.

This Kanga get some serious esteem problems with sociopathic tendencies. "I love me. Everybody else jealous of me, at fault for my shortcomings, and deserve to die. " What a case study.

**Allbust** · 09-12-15 04:06

Originally Posted by BeerAddict [View Original Post]

Started at Starlite last night before heading over to 904. As luck would have it, we end up sitting at a table next to the Kangaroo *****. Our entire group cannot stand her obnoxious demeanor and fat pooch of a stomach so instead of leaving we just chose to sit at the bar. After about an hour of not having to hear her loud whiny voice she ends up at the bar with her lvb. Darn it! We finish up our beers and make a beeline out of there when one of our friends who is a Korean national and speaks the language stops and looks perplexed by what she's saying to her lvb. We leave and head over to Lilac and ask him what was wrong? He then tells us what was bothering him. Apparently she owes his buddy a large sum of money so he already holds a grudge toward her. I guess she was telling her lvb that she hates local customers because they don't spend money and that she wishes that during 9-11 they should have attacked Hawaii so all locals would have died. How's that? She then told her lvb that all the kbgs at 904 hate her because all their customers end up spending on her instead. She proclaimed herself as the Queen and that the two mamas better watch out because she already runs the place. This coming from a fat chick who is sitting alone a lot of times waiting for her prey. Reason I'm telling this story? I want to make sure everyone gets educated about this chubby leach who owes a lot of people money. She probably borrowed money for snacks at home!! By the looks of her tummy, I'm probably right. LOL.

Be safe brothers and stay away from the likes of Brandi the Kangaroo money owing local hating *****!!

I think Suji the hard body Fox should go back to 904 and tell the Kangaroo what's up and if she.

Like challenge. Haha. I still trying for the fox but keep getting shut the. That Baboozer must be some lucky guy.

**Captin Crunch** · 09-12-15 01:25

Originally Posted by Baboozer [View Original Post]

Had reserved a table for us old farts for Mondays game but maybe they forgot oh was at 904. Kinda disgruntled was going to leave right there and then but stayed for a couple of beers then shafted them to go cheerstation. Saw too many transplants / recycled kbg's but nobody really bothered me except I did by mama a few Ld's. Figured why not I'm kind of old and particular who I choose to keep me company besides she was like a mosquito punk keeping the mosquito's at distance. I can only guess 904 saved my reserved table for some young punks but who knows. I heard they were very slow for the game? See when you screw with old billy goat gruff. Disgruntled as I or we may have been we managed to have a grand ole time, somewhat. Aloha's.

Passed by 904 after the game and the parking lot was empty. I'm sure next week Monday, your table will be reserved with your name and a stack of markers. They no learn who rules the bars. The old faithful farts.

**BeerAddict** · 09-11-15 20:28

Originally Posted by Alohaoe [View Original Post]

Beer Addict go to Spotlite next week Wed, they got a promotion selling $10 tickets for curry stew and potato salad plus 2 drinks, that's a pretty good deal. They are also having a Karaoke contest from 9 to 10 pm. Sorry I don't know what the prize is. New DJ Alan works Wed and Thursdays told us $1 karaoke when he works.

The promotion from 5 to 10 alohaoe.

Thanks Alohaoe, that is a very good deal. I'll be there for sure to support mama and put in my Sena time. LOL.

**Alohaoe** · 09-11-15 17:11

Originally Posted by BeerAddict [View Original Post]

Thanks brother but me no mo game. LOL. Just trying to share factual info with our brothers so we all learn from each others mistakes and take advantage of KBGs who actually "provide" a service.

Be safe brothers.

Beer Addict go to Spotlite next week Wed, they got a promotion selling $10 tickets for curry stew and potato salad plus 2 drinks, that's a pretty good deal. They are also having a Karaoke contest from 9 to 10 pm. Sorry I don't know what the prize is. New DJ Alan works Wed and Thursdays told us $1 karaoke when he works.

The promotion from 5 to 10 alohaoe.

**BeerAddict** · 09-11-15 16:13

Started at Starlite last night before heading over to 904. As luck would have it, we end up sitting at a table next to the Kangaroo *****. Our entire group cannot stand her obnoxious demeanor and fat pooch of a stomach so instead of leaving we just chose to sit at the bar. After about an hour of not having to hear her loud whiny voice she ends up at the bar with her lvb. Darn it! We finish up our beers and make a beeline out of there when one of our friends who is a Korean national and speaks the language stops and looks perplexed by what she's saying to her lvb. We leave and head over to Lilac and ask him what was wrong? He then tells us what was bothering him. Apparently she owes his buddy a large sum of money so he already holds a grudge toward her. I guess she was telling her lvb that she hates local customers because they don't spend money and that she wishes that during 9-11 they should have attacked Hawaii so all locals would have died. How's that? She then told her lvb that all the kbgs at 904 hate her because all their customers end up spending on her instead. She proclaimed herself as the Queen and that the two mamas better watch out because she already runs the place. This coming from a fat chick who is sitting alone a lot of times waiting for her prey. Reason I'm telling this story? I want to make sure everyone gets educated about this chubby leach who owes a lot of people money. She probably borrowed money for snacks at home!! By the looks of her tummy, I'm probably right. LOL.

Be safe brothers and stay away from the likes of Brandi the Kangaroo money owing local hating *****!!

**BeerAddict** · 09-11-15 15:48

Originally Posted by WillieWillie [View Original Post]

Bravo BeerAddict! Best Bar Report I've read in many months. Concise. . . Succinct. . . No embellishment or delusions of grandeur. . . A refreshing change of pace from the fantasy exploits and hyperbole we have become accustomed to lately. Unless one can name names (as you have), one can only conclude that object of affection from many reports we have seen lately is Suzy Palm and her five sisters.

Thanks brother but me no mo game. LOL. Just trying to share factual info with our brothers so we all learn from each others mistakes and take advantage of KBGs who actually "provide" a service.

Be safe brothers.

**Jaritsuh** · 09-11-15 13:21

Originally Posted by JohnRoss [View Original Post]

Is it my imagination, or are some bars really busy in the daytime? The other afternoon I passed by Camelot and the parking lot was full and some cars were even double parked.

Brother Jarit, you are reading between the lines very well. Temptation is making it harder and harder because she has some MILFy girlfriends and some 30 something hotty girlfriends. Most of them I'd try to fuck if I were single. PC and Waipahu are a long drive for me, and unappealing. As I said before, bars and kbgs get worse the farther west we go. Some of the mediocre in Kalihi might be babes in PC, and that is a scary thought.

Yeah! I passed by yesterday about two wanted to have a quick one before heading home, but the lot was full. Both sides, there is some kind of business up stairs that has always a couple of parking and the wahine that goes up stairs usually double parks and leave the keys with the bartenders at Camelot. Has a Chevy or GMC SUV. You need to get there when they open they have regular Korean customers that come in and take up the parking can always park at Walmart. FYI.

This is a small island, and the Korean grapevine is just that a grapevine, I ended up at 74 I haven't been there in awhile and the first thing Bora asks me is "I heard you have a girlfriend now? WTF! I am not her regular so she surprised me when she told me what few people know. Not that it matters, but it is interesting. Anna gave me a decent massage and got the kinks out, the difference between a 7 year vet and a grizzled old timer. LOL. Guess she got promoted got what I needed and headed home. I had to check on the crew and the progress made anyway it's progressing. To those Miki fans she should be back on Tuesday from her medical leave (back). FYI.

I have to get down to Splash, and check out the new talent, but look and not touch for now anyway be safe guys and watch out for the guys in blue.

**MitsFunai** · 09-11-15 10:13

Originally Posted by Baboozer [View Original Post]

Had reserved a table for us old farts for Mondays game but maybe they forgot oh was at 904. Kinda disgruntled was going to leave right there and then but stayed for a couple of beers. See when you screw with old billy goat gruff. Disgruntled as I or we may have been we managed to have a grand ole time, somewhat. Aloha's.

That's the beauty of being a dayshift regular-the KBGs no mess with you because of the delicate balance of customers during that time, usually 11-5 PM. I've seen and participated in mass abandonment of a KB for another KB just because of a difference of opinion or crappy service. We leave, no more business.

KB operators are finally recognizing the importance of dayshift due to current evening conditions. We no more as much drama and dingalings as nights and the bartenders starting to give better service (except at 74) and pupus. Lights are out for nightshift unless you playing the KBG game or like spend plenty money. Dayshift veterans been dea.

**John Ross** · 09-11-15 09:07

Is it my imagination, or are some bars really busy in the daytime? The other afternoon I passed by Camelot and the parking lot was full and some cars were even double parked.

Brother Jarit, you are reading between the lines very well. Temptation is making it harder and harder because she has some MILFy girlfriends and some 30 something hotty girlfriends. Most of them I'd try to fuck if I were single. PC and Waipahu are a long drive for me, and unappealing. As I said before, bars and kbgs get worse the farther west we go. Some of the mediocre in Kalihi might be babes in PC, and that is a scary thought.

**WillieWillie** · 09-11-15 08:41

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**Baboozer** · 09-11-15 00:14

Originally Posted by CaptinCrunch [View Original Post]

We were at Cheers watching the game yesterday. Where you there? Sitting where?

Had reserved a table for us old farts for Mondays game but maybe they forgot oh was at 904. Kinda disgruntled was going to leave right there and then but stayed for a couple of beers then shafted them to go cheerstation. Saw too many transplants / recycled kbg's but nobody really bothered me except I did by mama a few Ld's. Figured why not I'm kind of old and particular who I choose to keep me company besides she was like a mosquito punk keeping the mosquito's at distance. I can only guess 904 saved my reserved table for some young punks but who knows. I heard they were very slow for the game? See when you screw with old billy goat gruff. Disgruntled as I or we may have been we managed to have a grand ole time, somewhat. Aloha's.