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09-02-15 21:52 #7685Banned Member

Posts: 13634FYI, an EPA nod wouldn't get most guys to get near that thing, whatever it is.
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09-02-15 21:42 #7684Senior Member

Posts: 151Is it really real
Has anyone seen this chick.
http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/29822762
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09-02-15 21:39 #7683Senior Member

Posts: 151That is fucked up-reminds me of one of those parrot range stories. BTW-what happened to that guy.
Originally Posted by Zipper34
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09-02-15 21:37 #7682Senior Member

Posts: 2087Cali
http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-7468/30664964
http://www.escortbrowser.com/678-709-7468/
This chic, I hit off over the weekend. Had her on my list for a while but she was just too far away for me to travel. I was recently on the southside of town and decided to pay her a visit. Now, I was kinda unsure of this chic. She told me via text that she was in an apartment but she had a cheap price that led me to believe that maybe she was in some ghetto ass dump. I wasn't too sure about her but I said I would turn around if I didn't like how the place looked. Will I repeat, nah, this chis is lazy and boring as hell. This is one of the most lamest lays I've ever had in my life. This chic has no energy and enthusiasm. She's just a piece of cheap meat for you to pound on if you have nothing else going for you. Non-vipers, jump off a 12 foot ladder. Viper's read on.
Got to this chics apartment on the southside of town. Damn, her place is kinda lavish. Its a nice middle class security gated complex. Place looked very nice. I was starting to wonder why I chic in such a nice place would be selling her ass for so cheap. Anyways, got pass the security gate and this chic wouldn't tell me her apartment number. Instead, she guided me in while eye balling me the whole time. I hate when they do that. I never like these chics knowing what I'm ridving. I finally got to her place and knocked on the door. A brown skinned chic in denim cut off jean shorts and a black t-shirt answered the door. Nothing too appealing but its alright I guess if your trying to clean the house on a Sunday afternoon. I got in and was immediately attacked by a poodle licking and sniffing my legs. Get away doggie. I don't want your dirty tongue on my chicken legs!
The apartment was fresh and immaculate though except for the dog piss I barely slipped in a few feet away from the door. Eeekk. We talked for a bit as she asked me to help her take some things from the living room to the kitchen. We did this for a few minutes before retiring into the bedroom. Once in the boom boom room, she went into the bathroom to get ready with the door wide open. She stripped naked in the bathroom while lubing up her cha cha and checking herself out. After 5 minutes of that, she came back out and told me to get comfortable. I took my clothes off all by myself with no help from her at all. I also placed the donation on her dresser. It was 40 bones for 15 minutes.
Her body now, I'd say it's "babyfat". She told me via text that she was 5'8 165 and that ringed true for the most part. Her stomach had a medium pouch but no stretch marks or signs of any childbirth although the various kids pics on her dresser told another story. Her breastesses' were high Cees or low dees and were full but they sagged a bit. They had some big aerolas and looked nice still. Her ass, it was a plump ass. It had some good meat on it and was definitely poking out there but had mild cellulite and stretch marks on it. Still looked nice as well. She told me to lay back on her bed as I did and she came over me to place a thin slab on my cock.
She gots ta sucking and I don't know. I kept feeling a little bit of teeth up top. Nothing too bad though. She sucked my cock for no more than 3 minutes before asking me which position I wanted. Oh well. I opted for doggie and she assumed the position. Also, the television was on the whole time and the volume was up on a moderate level. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. Wow! I didn't feel much of anything. Maybe it had to do with the lube she put on but I couldn't feel a damn thing. No heat, warmth, friction, grip, nothing. Oh well. I stroked her out for like a good 8 minutes as she had her ass a little too high in the air and she was watching the tv or the wall the whole time. No moans, groans, throw back, nothing. I almost thought she passed away on me. This chic was silent as a mouse.
After 8 minutes of stroking, I finally decided to will one out of me as I couldn't feel a damn thing. I still don't even know how I got one off. I blew a small load in the slab and pulled out some 10 seconds later. I didn't want to be bored anymore than I already was. She handed me some toilet paper I think. The session was so boring most of it is a blur to me right now. At least she was smelling fresh and clean though. I'll give her that but the session was a wash. This chic's a true definition of a dead fish. No wonder her prices were so damn cheap. I'll give her a "6" in looks and "4" in performance. My damage is done here. So long guys, take care of your boring selves!
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09-02-15 21:26 #7681Banned Member

Posts: 1367This is the girl in talking about.
Originally Posted by Zipper34
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http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...casey/11005597
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09-02-15 21:09 #7680Senior Member

Posts: 411"Tora"
http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSee...ction/21035059
404-447-2818.
Saw Tora the other day. I've come up with a system now where I will search thrir # on FB to see if I'm being catfished. Many times, nothing comes up but more often than not, they are dumb enough to post their real # on BP. She was on FB and I confirmed she was real (I never tell them this).
Anyway, her body from the pics just looked eehh but it was her tits I was after.
Called her up and she gave me directions to a run-down duplex off Cleveland north of the airport. Stepped inside and I was completely overwhelmed by the stench of cigarette smoke. The ki the of visit where you know you will have to wash your cloths as soon as you get home and the smell would be in your hair as well as your nose.
Moving on, she met me on her steps in a robe smoking a black and mild. Couldn't see her body just yet. It is the chick in the pucs but they must be at least 5 years old. Her face a much older and her stomach isn't aa flat as portrayed. Her ass also has a few miles on it but looks great bent over. She took me to her little depressing room where I dropped the 50 for a qv. She offered 70 for hh but I wanted to nut and be out. Onto the service:
She gave an excellent covered BJ. Lots of spit and lip action. She was very much into it, rubbing her saliva on my balls as she suck. This went on for about 3 mins to which I stopped her to get down to the dirty. Asked for doggie and she turned around to hang her ass over the bed. Surprisingly she was tight going in and very wet. It actually felt pretty good and she was throwing it back moaning and rubbing her clit. She was very very wet, no man made lubrication. I lasted about 8 min and blew. She gave me some baby wipes to clean up and I was on my way. Walked me outside to my car and gave the customary "lock my number in baby" line.
Her tits are huge. Theyre not great but if your into bug titties youll love her. I sucked on them a bit while she was sucking me off and played with them during doggie.
I prob wouldn't repeat though. Her face is a 3, overall body a 4, and location definately a 2 or 3. If you're in the area and you want a good BJ or a quickie then give her a call. If I'm not getting any feedback from other girls in the area I may pay her a visit again.
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09-02-15 21:01 #7679Senior Member

Posts: 2087Nikki
http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...thick/30787342
http://www.escorthistory.com/678-368-1962/
Ok, knocked this one off last week sometime. Wasn't really aiming for this chic at all but 4 chics on my list either flaked on me or was looking kind of crazy when they came to the door so I left. This chic now, I've seen her ads briefly but never paid them any mind. I don't usually pay ads with no face pics any mind. You never know what's going to be hiding behind that door. I'm scary enough! I called this chic one evening after an evening of frustration. I called, she never answered but she text me back some 15 minutes later with "hey". I asked her if she was available and all the other pertinent info. She said she was and I was on my way. Never bothered to ask her, her measurements as I just wanted to squeeze a fast one off. She was in some apartments up north. That place used to be a trap about 5 years ago but they've cleaned it up pretty nicely now. Will I repeat, nah, she's a nice girl but not my style. She's only 4'9. WTF!! I couldn't believe how short she was. I usually don't like messing with little people. Non-vipers, go skate in traffic. Viper's, read on.
This chic was in an apartment up north. We communicated strictly through text since she never answered her phone. She wanted 40 bones for a 15 minute quickie. Kinda cheap for an apartment session but whatever. I got outside her crib and text her that I was there. She came outside to meet me and as I got closer to her, I was like WTF!! This chic is tiny as shit. She's about 4'9 and about 90 lbs soaking wet. Damn, not my style at all. I usually like them over 5 feet and at least 110 pounds, but oh well. I started to turn around and leave but I didn't want to be rude. She was also sporting a hi-top fade. WTF!! I thought she was a damn dude!
Anyways, we walked into the apartment together and the first thing I noticed were her chicken legs. I hate chicken legs!! This chic is so darn small. We're in her crib talking now and I also notice her teeth are not so good. They're a good bit buck with like a 1 inch gap between every tooth on her top row. Eeek. Not the prettiest of smiles but whatever, something different I guess. Eventually, the talk about the donation came up and she told me to place it on the table. I did and she took it and hid it who knows where. Never like when they do that. She told me to get comfortable so I took my clothes off all by myself with no help from her at all. She in turn took off her army camouflage t-shirt as that was all she had on. The t-shirt damn near went down to her knee caps.
Off came her clothes and her body looks a bit nice for a such a small girl. She's got an athletic looking body but her frame is so small, I'd list her body as "thin". Her stomach is flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth. Her ass, is a petite ass. Its athletic and tight but petite like the rest of her body. Her breastesses' are Bee cups and they stand up on their own but they're kinda coned shaped. Her cha cha is fully shaved too. She's got a nice looking body but she needs to ad at least 5 more inches and 20 more pounds to that frame. Too little for me.
After we're both in the buff, she instructed me to sit on the blanket she had on her couch as she proceeded to place a thick slab on my cock and started sucking. She was sucking for about 7 minutes but that face, teeth and high top fade just wasn't doing it for me. I couldn't get it up for anything. I felt a little suction I guess but I just wasn't feeling this chic at all. After 7 minutes, she stopped sucking and asked me which position I wanted. I was only a little above half mast at the time but that was the best I could do. I opted for doggie and she got into position on the couch.
Damn, this chics got a really small asshole and snatch. I almost felt guilty even thinking about sticking this chic. It felt like child abuse. This chic is small everywhere! I stuck my cock in her anyways and gots ta stroking. Ehh. All I felt was her snatch closing up on me and that sandpaper rubbing up against my cock feeling. She was dry as a biscuit!! Also, I could only manage to get halfway in there due to her dryness and small ass snatch. Iyayi. I kept stroking anyways but just couldn't get my mojo going. Everytime I would look at the back of that hi-top fade I would lose wood. I wasn't feeling this chic at all. She was also slapping my hands away from holding her love handles as she said it hurted. I was just trying to get a good grip on her since she was so damn small. I felt like I could have just folded her up and put her in my pocket.
I stroked her out for 10 minutes as her dryness was affecting my stroke game. It was getting a bit too hard to penetrate. I finally felt it cumming and just when I was about to blow, I pulled out and blew a medium load in the slab while outside of her. She was so dry, I had a feeling the condom would break so I pulled out right before my eruption. As soon as I blew my load she told me to flush the rubber in the toilet. Ehh. Kinda harsh. She offered no help with clean up and had nothing for me to clean up with. When I went to dispose of the slab in the bathroom she did have some wipes on top of the toilet that I used to clean myself up with. I came back out, put my clothes back on and headed for the door. She did ask me to save her number if I wanted to see her again but I doubt it. Not my style. If your into bite-sized chics then she'll maybe be for you, but I'll pass. I'll give her a "4" in looks and a "5" in performance though. The work was alright for the money but a no repeat for me.
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09-02-15 20:59 #7678Senior Member

Posts: 59Saw her a few yrs back. Missing teeth? Must have been beaten or drugs. She was kinda fun when I saw her but really f'd up.
Originally Posted by ReWritten
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09-02-15 17:59 #7677Banned Member

Posts: 1367What is wrong with people?
It seems that somebody tried to get this one to do bareback and when she said no he decided to try to make her do it his way. Now she has quit and is only seeing trusted people. Whoever did this, if you're on here, thanks a lot. The girl's name varied but she was last going by Casey, was white, was off chamblee tucker, and advertised in body runs on backpage.
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09-02-15 16:46 #7676Senior Member

Posts: 234Did you do hh or hour? Assuming the massage was not long.
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09-02-15 16:15 #7675Banned Member

Posts: 13634A guy probably wouldn't have stretch marks on his stomach like that.
Originally Posted by TopShooter
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09-02-15 14:17 #7674Senior Member

Posts: 88Jayde
Someone posted a review on Jayde last year and it was pretty positive. I wanted to sample her myself but she left my area before I had the opportunity too. The.
Pics were accurate then but who knows if she added a few pounds now.
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09-02-15 12:26 #7673Senior Member

Posts: 325This one is suspect plus no one review
Been looking at this one and think this provider http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSee...ction/28643566 is a guy. It is hiding the front area between its legs.
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09-02-15 11:47 #7672Senior Member

Posts: 114Well damn I hate that bait and switch. Thanks for the heads up, I will pass if its not her.
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09-02-15 11:33 #7671Senior Member

Posts: 325Any Info OMG!
Too good to be true or is it.
http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...chick/31354380
http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/31345448

















