Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvRubs]

Based on some recommendations here I visited Stephanie at Healthy Habits for a nice 30 minute lunch break. Made an appointment and arrived on time.

I was told to come back in 15 minutes. I did so. Came back and was told to wait some more. This time I was allowed to wait in the lobby.

Pretty sure she was working alone. Finally I get lead into a nice room. Another 15 minutes later she comes in. Probably not the best mood for me to be in before a massage.

The MS was just ok except it was interrupted every 5 minutes with a phone call or knock on the door. No teasing at all. The flip was mediocre at best. She would not get comfortable. I think this was because she was worried she would have to keep walking out to greet someone.

My tip reflected the lackluster service that was provided.

Hate to hear about such a bad experience. I have seen her a few times including very recently, she does do some teasing but not as much as my favorite provider Lauren at why-Body relax. I get the impression Stephanie was trying to get in as many customers as possible the time you were there. That has happened to me with another provider too. Overall Stephanie's massages are pretty good but I would be pissed at your experience also.

(No recent adds from either Healthy Habits or why-Body Relax to link to).

[DirtBag123]

Based on some recommendations here I visited Stephanie at Healthy Habits for a nice 30 minute lunch break. Made an appointment and arrived on time.

I was told to come back in 15 minutes. I did so. Came back and was told to wait some more. This time I was allowed to wait in the lobby.

Pretty sure she was working alone. Finally I get lead into a nice room. Another 15 minutes later she comes in. Probably not the best mood for me to be in before a massage.

The MS was just ok except it was interrupted every 5 minutes with a phone call or knock on the door. No teasing at all. The flip was mediocre at best. She would not get comfortable. I think this was because she was worried she would have to keep walking out to greet someone.

My tip reflected the lackluster service that was provided.

[Mongerlian]

It's 40 for a half hour and 60 for a full hour at Paradise. You overpaid upfront! Why?

I know typical MP fare for 1/2 is 40, but she told me it was 60 there, as I said, I don't usually do MPs and I've never been to paradise. Considering she said 450 for FS, and $ just for clothed HE with minimum roaming, I'll stick with Jennifer, who I went to see yesterday, and had a wonderful time.

[NoseJelly]

I'll start off by saying I don't usually go for MPs, prefer the private providers. But last night I dreamed about going to Paradise. Ended up with Envy, and saw no reviews so decided to TOFTT. Sexy girl, good shape, at least what I saw. Has some tats but I like that. Gave a good massage, was. 6 for half hour at the door.

It's 40 for a half hour and 60 for a full hour at Paradise. You overpaid upfront! Why?

[Love The Lips]

I'll start off by saying I don't usually go for MPs, prefer the private providers. But last night I dreamed about going to Paradise. Ended up with Envy, and saw no reviews so decided to TOFTT. Sexy girl, good shape, at least what I saw. Has some tats but I like that. Gave a good massage, was. 6 for half hour at the door. Asked about her getting comfortable, she said not for the tip I offered, but I could do light roaming. Now, I don't think at least a topless HE for. 8 total is unreasonable, but maybe I'm just not used to MP prices. However, when I asked about FS, my jaw dropped. She said it would be 4 x $ . 5. You read that right. I laughed, and she was good natured and nice about it, but then said usually even the basic HE with her fully clothed was. 4 in addition to the. 6 door fee for $ total. She did say she only did FS once, and figured her asking price was right because the guy gave her 8 x $. Yep. If this wasn't only a dream, I'd say some idiot really fucked up and gave her severe GPS! I'm sure it was no one on this board, no one here would be that stupid. Not sure if it will be worth the expense to try to get her down gradually to realistic tips if I ever dream of her again.

60.00 for a hh was already 20 too much! I usually will tip 20 for topless he, and up to 40 if they get pretty much nude and allow lots of roaming!

[Mongerlian]

I'll start off by saying I don't usually go for MPs, prefer the private providers. But last night I dreamed about going to Paradise. Ended up with Envy, and saw no reviews so decided to TOFTT. Sexy girl, good shape, at least what I saw. Has some tats but I like that. Gave a good massage, was. 6 for half hour at the door. Asked about her getting comfortable, she said not for the tip I offered, but I could do light roaming. Now, I don't think at least a topless HE for. 8 total is unreasonable, but maybe I'm just not used to MP prices. However, when I asked about FS, my jaw dropped. She said it would be 4 x $ . 5. You read that right. I laughed, and she was good natured and nice about it, but then said usually even the basic HE with her fully clothed was. 4 in addition to the. 6 door fee for $ total. She did say she only did FS once, and figured her asking price was right because the guy gave her 8 x $. Yep. If this wasn't only a dream, I'd say some idiot really fucked up and gave her severe GPS! I'm sure it was no one on this board, no one here would be that stupid. Not sure if it will be worth the expense to try to get her down gradually to realistic tips if I ever dream of her again.

[HarryHood]

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[Love The Lips]

Great news. Natasha is back!! Just talked to Panacea and Natasha is working today!!

[LonelyLove]

Ironically, Panacea is not living up to their name, they're not a cure for anyone's ills. Wow, the way they treat a walk-in is astounding. I was up north and on my way back down, I decided to drop in and see if it's still the same white trash that populated the place years ago. Sad to say, it is. (I actually was hoping to meet Natasha, as I understand she's the only one worth a damn in the place, but she wasn't there.) I opened the door and after nearly tripping over a 10 ounce dog, I met Jessica at the desk. Jessica is kinda cute, has jagged teeth that look like an infant's and has a bit of a belly either from bad nuutrion or baby damage. Can't tell without seeing it undressed. At about this time, a bigger girl in a moo moo dress walked up counting the cash that someone just handed her on his way down the hall. She got a big frown and I joked to Jessica that it obviously wasn't enough money. She laughed and I asked how much could I expect the tip to be. She said they want it to match the door fee, if you're there for a half hour, the tip should be 40 and if you're there for an hour, the tip should be 60. I imagine that's what they'd like, but in my mind, I wasn't seeing any talent there to command that kind of cash. In walks a hot mess of a blond who was probably at her physical prime about 6 years ago. Her exposed legs showed ample cottage cheese already forming on a girl who can't be more than 24. This girl was sporting one of the most cartoonish-looking black eyes I've ever seen. Looked like she tried to last:30 with Ronda Rousey. I smiled at Jessica and whispered if she was responsible for the face damage, she giggled and said no. I decided to explain to Jessica about my bad experience at their place years ago and how I was hoping it was different now and also not wanting to compare them to the bizarre experience of walking into East West. Just then, the (used-to-be hot) hot mess black eyed blond comes back around and nearly screams at me asking if I'm going to go with a massage or not? I said, yeah, no. Now that you've made up my mind, no. No I won't. This brings the manager holding a clipboard out from the back room. She says to me that she hears I'm causing problems up here. Jessica, in my defense, explains to her that I merely had a few questions and that it was everyone else jumping down my throat and trying to force me to stay or get the Hell out. I told the manager that I appreciated her coming out but I'd just decided that I'd never come back. Yet another girl pops out from nowhere and says, good. We got a million other guys to replace you. I'm sure you do. The funny thing is, the manager was the hottest one there. If she'd been an option when I walked in, I'd have stayed. She kinda looks like the dead teacher from Bates Motel, pic attached.

[DirtBag123]

Looking to set up an appointment this afternoon. Anyone have any experience with this one?

Thank you.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...sages/20282246

TOFTT I guess.

Saw her yesterday. InCall at a nice enough apartment off of 44th.

Terrible massage on a bed. Too much oil. She's pretty cute. Nice bees. Flip over for one of the most unenthused HJ I have ever gotten. No roaming, no eye contact. She seemed very nervous and uncomfortable. Pretty new probably.

Won't repeat.

[DirtBag123]

Looking to set up an appointment this afternoon. Anyone have any experience with this one?

Thank you.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...sages/20282246

[Love The Lips]

Had a recent dream with Peyton from Panacea and let me say that I am hooked. This girl is an absolute doll and the service is very good too.

I walked in and requested an hour session and to my pleasure a cute little 20 something girl was there to comply with my request. She took me into the room where I got undressed and got on the table. The massage began well she gives a nice relaxing massage. Just a few minutes in she asked if I wanted her to get more comfortable (of course! She stripped all the way down to a little thong and look amazing with these almost perfect little bee's. She completely fills the be cup and looks great on her little body. She allowed roaming all over as long as I didn't touch with too much pressure and for too long on the important areas, breasts were fair game.

The rest of the massage was very nice with a good amount of teasing, on the flip I asked if I could massage her and she complied. She has great firm skin and I thoroughly enjoyed rubbing her entire body and she did a flip and I was able to rub both sides. After I got back on the table she finish with a good HJ playing with all the right areas until I finished. I actually felt like a stallion since instead of taking only a minute, I lasted for 2 or 3, LOL.

I really enjoyed her and definitely recommend, will repeat often. I paid 60/60 for the great time. Her schedule is only about 3 days a weeks usually mornings and maybe one night.

Sounds nice. I'll put her on my to do list!

[Rockchese]

Had a recent dream with Peyton from Panacea and let me say that I am hooked. This girl is an absolute doll and the service is very good too.

I walked in and requested an hour session and to my pleasure a cute little 20 something girl was there to comply with my request. She took me into the room where I got undressed and got on the table. The massage began well she gives a nice relaxing massage. Just a few minutes in she asked if I wanted her to get more comfortable (of course! She stripped all the way down to a little thong and look amazing with these almost perfect little bee's. She completely fills the be cup and looks great on her little body. She allowed roaming all over as long as I didn't touch with too much pressure and for too long on the important areas, breasts were fair game.

The rest of the massage was very nice with a good amount of teasing, on the flip I asked if I could massage her and she complied. She has great firm skin and I thoroughly enjoyed rubbing her entire body and she did a flip and I was able to rub both sides. After I got back on the table she finish with a good HJ playing with all the right areas until I finished. I actually felt like a stallion since instead of taking only a minute, I lasted for 2 or 3, LOL.

I really enjoyed her and definitely recommend, will repeat often. I paid 60/60 for the great time. Her schedule is only about 3 days a weeks usually mornings and maybe one night.

[Love The Lips]

Yea, I remember Summer. She was only at Panacea for a short bit, maybe a couple months. And you are right, she was legitimately hot, model hot, a 9+ on anyone's scale. Decent massage too (not the best there). The story I heard when I asked after she left was that she is a prima donna, and would no show for her times, late all the time, etc. So they let her go. Shame she couldn't get her shit together, because she was fun.

By the way, does anyone else find if hilarious how they pronounce panacea at that place? Like it's some fancy french word, and not a latin / medical term.

She came and went for a while there. Probably was there for a total of a year and a half or so, in between times in the KCJ for a couple of minor things. Driving on a suspended license, etc. Last I saw her she was working at a restaurant bar type place. Perfect petite little ass, sexy face and the last time I saw her at Panacea she told me she had just recently discovered how to squirt!! Then she had left before I had a chance to see first hand! Damn! .

[Tom70]

Speaking of Aliese, do any of you remember her sister Summer who used to work at Panacea? She was probably one of the hottest girls that Panacea ever had. Super cute and sexy, petite. Yum! She had a baby and hasn't been back in about a year and a half but one can only hope that she may return. She also worked at Royal and one of the others for awhile. Last I knew she was working at a restaurant but hopefully will be returning to making us smile!

Yea, I remember Summer. She was only at Panacea for a short bit, maybe a couple months. And you are right, she was legitimately hot, model hot, a 9+ on anyone's scale. Decent massage too (not the best there). The story I heard when I asked after she left was that she is a prima donna, and would no show for her times, late all the time, etc. So they let her go. Shame she couldn't get her shit together, because she was fun.

By the way, does anyone else find if hilarious how they pronounce panacea at that place? Like it's some fancy french word, and not a latin / medical term.