Massage Parlor Reports

**SwizzleStick** · 08-31-15 00:37

I didn't find anything about this place via search, so I thought I'd take one for the team while I'm in town and check out Safari.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kends/23134742

Not a terrible place, but a bit hard to get access into -- my gps actually made me miss the turn and I had do a few loops to find it.

Inside it was a little shady but nothing bad. Simple walk up to the window, meet with super hot girl, she asks if you'd prefer a normal room for $60 or a bed for $100. Opted for a bed, because why not? Super hot girl takes me back to the room and tells me she'll be right back to discuss prices and what not. In walks a not as hot, but still hot black girl who gives me a massage and wants to start talking extras a few minutes into the session. Should have realized shit was about to get dumb, but since I've been here 2 weeks now and had nothing but flakes, I was simply desperate to get a nut and damn the cost. Black girl quotes me $250 for FS as a tip, which doesn't include the $100 house fee. Not a bad asking price, but I'm not really that into black girls unless they're just mind blowingly gorgeous -- which this girl was hot but the white girl who originally welcomed me was much nicer.

At this point, I realized I was smack dab in the middle of some game, but didn't care. White girl had apparently "just left, but would come back if I wanted to see her instead". I went out to get my wallet for more cash, as I tipped the black girl for her time and cause I felt bad asking for the hotter chick. As luck would have it, I walk out and the other girl is just pulling back in and acting like she was concerned cause she thought I was leaving. I reassured her that I wasn't, but in my mind I realized this was how the game works and because she made a "special trip back" her rates were likely going to be far worse.

I was right. White girl wanted $500 for FS. She was gorgeous so I said fuck it as I haven't spent anything on services for almost 3 weeks now so I could afford a nice one. It just got worse. She was robotic as fuck, and while her body was amazing, no contact except cfs and some boob rubbing. Not even a CBJ or anything. And after 10 minutes she complained that I "made her pussy hurt". I'm no stud, so at this point my patience was next to zero. She stopped me and took the condom off, then jerked me off to completion after whining that I probably wasn't going to cum. $500 for like 15 minutes with this hot chick at most.

Sadly, while I'd never return and can't recommend that any of you ever visit due to the ridiculous price -- it's the best experience I've had in my 2 weeks stuck in Atlanta and that's a damn shame for a city this big. I guess I just don't know how good I have it in Louisville.

**HobbyMan51** · 08-30-15 22:13

Originally Posted by SgtLurker [View Original Post]

Did Ocean move? Drove by the place on Roswell Road yesterday and it was closed with no sign.

Ocean's not on Roswell Road. They are located in Roswell just down from where Sandy Plains Road ends at Hwy 92. Turn right on Sandy Plains at that point and go about a mile. They are on the right.

**Sgt Lurker** · 08-30-15 21:38

Originally Posted by AcWorthDude [View Original Post]

Stopped by here Thursday night around nine o'clock. Got a 30 min session. Got a shower and massage. Gave the girl 100 for nude massage and 2 pops. I couldn't get that second one off but man it was awsome having her play with it nonstop for about 15-20 minutes trying all while I got to roam and suck on every inch of her.

Her face was average but her body was nice, skinny and nice size (fake) tits. But like I say. If I can feel them, they're real. Great attitude also.

Anyways 60 to the house 100 tip. I'm sure I will return.

Did Ocean move? Drove by the place on Roswell Road yesterday and it was closed with no sign.

**ThrillSeeker28** · 08-30-15 17:35

Originally Posted by NuGuy36 [View Original Post]

Here's a play-by-play by some one who has seen her. To summarize she's not worth it and looks nothing like her pics.

Thanks for the heads up on this one.

**NuGuy36** · 08-30-15 16:06

Originally Posted by ThrillSeeker28 [View Original Post]

Anybody got any upgrades with this one?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-pics/16189432

Here's a play-by-play by some one who has seen her. To summarize she's not worth it and looks nothing like her pics.

T-20: Called, said she was available whenever I was. Normal 2-call process. Somehow, somebody has let her on to how she's supposed to take calls.
T-2: Get to area, big RV park ahead. Thankfully, that's not where she is. Expectations probably would've been on par if it were.
T-0: Get to her motel, wait a few minutes for her to open the door. She says to come in, get comfy, and give her payment. She locked the safety lock on the door, which at this point is the only reason I felt safe enough to stay.
T+1: Getting undressed, she's making calls to her sister, someone else, business stuff. And not business in the way of making these kind of appointments, but warehouse business, etc.
T+4: She gets undressed. Not a bad body, but saggy as hell tits, and a bush that hasn't seen a blade since '09.
T+5: She gets on the bed, and tells me for $20 more, I can touch her. Not a bad deal, on anyone that's worth touching.
T+6: She begins lightly running her hand up and down my back. One hand. Mostly soft nail touch. Back and forth in a single line. That's it.
T+10: I realize that that single-direction stroking "motion" isn't changing, so I flip over.
T+11: She immediately puts on Jergens and begins stroking me off. Not gently. I'm a little surprised I got hard, tbh.
T+14: I ask her if she'd do any massage, or anything. "No, it's just the 'light touch'."
T+15: Would she play with herself ... or ... SOMETHING? "No *smile*"
T+20: I give up without finishing, thank her for her time (What can I say, I'm polite :/ ), and leave.
BONUS:
T+24: I go to Burger King, get a meal and a drink (they didn't have Jack Daniels), and pretend like I really just spent $85 on my meal, instead. That actually makes me feel better.

**ThrillSeeker28** · 08-30-15 13:30

Anybody got any upgrades with this one?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-pics/16189432

**AmpLovr** · 08-30-15 10:24

I work in downtown Decatur and there half a dozen massage ladies on Yelp within a mile or 2. Seem to work out of small office by themselves. Just wondering if any are UTR HE providers. They don't seem to advertise on BP or Craigslist. Sure would be convenient and maybe easy on the wallet. Please PM if they want to stay UTR.

AMP.

**SunSin1** · 08-30-15 10:11

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

Any of these two put out? I've seen the one in the green a few times at the roswell rd location, but where is the curly one at?

I know they have been in business for many years, just wondering.

Hate it that she sits on a chair while performing her hand skillz, seen her a few times tho, always released, but was wondering if more is on the table?

Pm me if need to.

These two.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...er-pm/24712234

They have about 5 shops now in total and rotate around. The one in red is the owner (Lola), to my knowledge only does HE if you are grandfathered in.

I can not speak to the one in green?

I have visited a few of there establishments and my scorecard looks like this: FS 0, HE 2, DIY 1, Legit Only 1.

Another experienced monger has advised that one of the other "Chunky" gals provides FS for established patrons. Not interested!

**JackSouth** · 08-29-15 21:44

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

Any of these two put out? I've seen the one in the green a few times at the roswell rd location, but where is the curly one at?

I know they have been in business for many years, just wondering.

Hate it that she sits on a chair while performing her hand skillz, seen her a few times tho, always released, but was wondering if more is on the table?

Pm me if need to.

These two.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...er-pm/24712234

They have gone legit. She is the owner.

**AcWorthDude** · 08-29-15 21:33

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

Any of these two put out? I've seen the one in the green a few times at the roswell rd location, but where is the curly one at?

I know they have been in business for many years, just wondering.

Hate it that she sits on a chair while performing her hand skillz, seen her a few times tho, always released, but was wondering if more is on the table?

Pm me if need to.

These two.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...er-pm/24712234

The one in red is lola. She has never offered to put out but I have gotten he from her plenty of time. Hell, I wish she still was in the acworth area.

**Droid X** · 08-29-15 20:07

If both are at CiCi, I'm guessing the chances are slim (unless you are already established).

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

Any of these two put out? I've seen the one in the green a few times at the roswell rd location, but where is the curly one at?

I know they have been in business for many years, just wondering.

Hate it that she sits on a chair while performing her hand skillz, seen her a few times tho, always released, but was wondering if more is on the table?

Pm me if need to.

These two.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/Therapeu...er-pm/24712234

**NuGuy36** · 08-29-15 12:28

Originally Posted by Trojano [View Original Post]

I had a similar experience there, EXCEPT I had my eyes closed and she didn't tell me she was swapping with the dude. I started to notice a change in pressure, opened my eyes, saw a guy rubbing my leg and was PISSED! Not that there's anything wrong with a guy doing a legit massage. Heck, sports trainers around the world massage the manliest men around (plus, truth be told, he did work out a slight ankle issue.) -- but, being massaged by a dude was absolutely NOT what I had in mind. I think she was dead wrong not to ask me if it was OK before making a gender switch like that.

I would have been pissed too! Just be thankful you did not wake up and find the dude hand cranking your wiener.

**AcWorthDude** · 08-29-15 10:23

Stopped by here Thursday night around nine o'clock. Got a 30 min session. Got a shower and massage. Gave the girl 100 for nude massage and 2 pops. I couldn't get that second one off but man it was awsome having her play with it nonstop for about 15-20 minutes trying all while I got to roam and suck on every inch of her.

Her face was average but her body was nice, skinny and nice size (fake) tits. But like I say. If I can feel them, they're real. Great attitude also.

Anyways 60 to the house 100 tip. I'm sure I will return.

**HonduranFan** · 08-28-15 22:13

Originally Posted by Go4MN [View Original Post]

Hello Atlanta,

I am heading to Orlando next week from Wisconsin. I have lots of stops scheduled for hobby activities thru southern Illinois, but my intel pretty much dries up once I get south of Paducah. I have stopped in Tifton and Valdosta before with good luck. After doing some reading here, I am thinking of making a stop in Atlanta, to try an AMP. Also looking at Dalton, last trip got in to late and they closed. Could anyone throw a traveler a bone as to where to go or where to avoid?

Look forward to a lot of reports come the end of September!

Thanks in advance!

GO4 MN.

I'm more curious to know what you've found in southern Il and Paducah.