Massage Parlor Reports

[Overthepond13]

So having grown tired of the independent LMT scene where some won't even call me back and the rest seem to have nothing but excuses (my AC is broken, the dog ran away or the baby is sick, all of which I have heard) I decided I would give Kissimmee Andrea a second try. Exact same result. Great massage with good amount of tease, but always pulled away when I tried to roam and left me with extreme blue balls at the end. Worse than that I could even take care of things after she left the room because there are no trash cans or cleaning materials to be had ANYWHERE in that room. Deliberate I think and pissed me off, so I will not return. So next I figured I go back to dreaming of the AMP scene. I visited the JYP south of Sand Lake area and tried the Futures Drive (Hong Kong) location. Two girls pocked their heads out when I walked in but both were busy and said come back in 30 minutes. They were reasonably young and attractive but not enough to make me want to wait. So I went across the street and tried the Commodity Circle location. Met by a decent (young-ish, good figure) looking girl at the desk who I decided would suffice. She led me to a distant room (they were busy too. Apparently my fellow mongers have way too much time and money on their hands) where I undressed and laid down. Feeling like a pro, I also laid my $40 tip down in plain sight. Then what I thought was my girl said "OK, girl be right in". Shit I thought. Sure enough, 10 minutes pass before "girl" walks in .50 pounds heavier and 20 years older than the one that took me to the room. Shit. I tried to make the best of things during the massage, which was actually good and hit all the right spots. Things didn't go well after the flip. Firstly she lowered the light so much that it was almost completely dark in the room. Don't like that. Then she started negotiating. In my dream I said 0. 40 for the handshake and pointed to where I laid it down. I got extreme pouty face and told "no good". This just pissed me off. I said, that's all I have. She begrudgingly continued, which I began to enjoy. Stupidly I then decided I should offer an extra 0. 2 to practice finishing in Russian. She seemed to agree but clearly didn't understand since all she did was flop a droopy boob out. Ug. At this point junior did his party dance and it was all over. She stayed in the room the whole time I was getting dressed (don't like that) and demanded the extra 0. 2. I left and will never go back. I guess I need to go back to my old standby's on SR 436.

[HonestGuy]

I posted in Backpage Advertiser section because she doesn't even pretend to give a rub or massage as far as I could tell. Just an FYI for you boys. - Dog.

A dream Sweden gal. Simone is smoking HOT! And she looks even better than in her pictures. She is in her late 20's, a fresh young look.

Long blonde hair, amazing blue eyes, a supermodel face and a fantastic fit body.

She's not a muscle girl, She's a fitness.

Simone is for guys who enjoy the fine things in life, something different from the rest.

Very GFE with mutual touching and light kisses on my face and neck, amazing BBBJ experience.

She has such a smooth toned body.

Simone exudes sensuality.

I just could not stop staring at her perfect round ass.

Nice warm towel at the end.

She is expensive, yes and is not a FS but I don't even care I am not looking for FS anyway, I was looking for a regular massage and It was more than a massage.

And not was an average gal than you can find easily.

Her look and services are the best than you could imagine.

Guys do not miss her for any reason-that would be a big mistake! Chris.

[GJefferson]

Please make an appointment and report back!

"Pleasant Gilf, well endowed with full buttocks. I would love to spank her. Not sure if she is a deep seated dominatrix or a full submissive. Will return to find out".

[WJzipper]

Lily and Bee (if it's the face I think it is since she's not in the ad) worked on the coast for a few years. I think Lily was a BP escort when she lived in NYC. I found old posts either with a GIS or her old number. She's been varying degrees of legit to HE down here. Her rules seem proportional to whether she's dating someone. She told me once she used to be really heavy, so more power to her for being so fit now. Sounds like I need to see her again.

Went to see Lilly a couple days ago at Bee's new salon on Goldenrod in WP. I opted for the hhr topless massage. Let me just say WOW! First, that's really Lilly in the pics, and what a HARD body! A fine pair of all-natural bee's. The massage was very good, with ample pressure in the right places. On the flip side, she knows how to take care of business! Not a clock watcher, and actually went about 10 minutes over. Next time I will upgrade to nude service and one hr. For the standard body rub service, she is a great value for services rendered.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lable/13053996

[Rudiger]

Not even this week.

With them tripping all over each other on the BP crackdown, some of them might have nothing better to do.

[Member #6038]

I don't buy it. I call BS on this post. I have never seen LEO loitering around either CB or Luxsa. There are just too many bigger issues to deal with.

If they were there they were probably grabbing a sandwich at the sandwich shop across the street. I'm sure they even call their friends and meet up for lunch just like anyone does. I've been in and out of CB more times than I care to admit and have never seen anything unusual. Not even this week.

[Rooster8802]

I don't buy it. I call BS on this post. I have never seen LEO loitering around either CB or Luxsa. There are just too many bigger issues to deal with.

I don't doubt the man. But it was probably just a meet up or lunch.

[Luxsa123]

I'll add my 2 cents to this post for education purposes. The average uniformed and marked patrol cars are NOT a threat to this hobby. Businesses that are licensed and pay taxes are not performing illegally. MBI is who you need to concern yourselves with and the average Joe won't see them doing survaillence. Please don't make assumptions & create unneseeary panic bc you saw a marked car in the vicinity of an establishment. If you have any doubts first check to see if they are still advertising, secondly call and see if anybody answers the phone and lastly just ASK. Part of this forum is to keep us ALL safe. Any concerns can be easily addressed by just asking. I would assume CB would be just as honest as myself if ever addressed w a concern. As far as LuXsa we are NOT experiencing any sort of difficulties. Hope this helps.

I don't buy it. I call BS on this post. I have never seen LEO loitering around either CB or Luxsa. There are just too many bigger issues to deal with.

[CreepyBill]

Agree, just more misinformation!

Ok, that's fine. I live nearby and drive by several times a day, I've only seen police posted nearby twice. Once a few months ago in the parking lot by the Salvation Army drop off and again a few nights ago parked on Kilgore. I didn't say they were in the CB parking lot or anything. Just giving a heads up, that's all.

[Indian River]

I don't buy it. I call BS on this post. I have never seen LEO loitering around either CB or Luxsa. There are just too many bigger issues to deal with.

Agree, just more misinformation!

[Gentleman 100]

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[Exec Talent]

Lot of uncles little guys hanging out in the neighborhood at CB and also near Luxsa. Is this a new tactic to discourage?

LE does a lot more surveillance than people think or want to think about.

One massage place raided and closed they put up extra cameras and kept the open sign on so they could gather information on guys paying a visit. Guy stops, gets out of his car and goes up to the door (either front on back) and they got a great shot of him. Also got a picture of his vehicle and tag. All that data was entered into a database. Candidly, the more you know, the less you will want to know because you would never leave your house.

[BocaRaton]

Called and texted a few providers, no answers, called Candyland and setup quickly. Easy to locate in office building. You need to know as others have stated, small room with other offices. Side entrance, saw no one else. Massage and good conversation, she is nude by the flip. On to DFK, DATY, MISH. During all this the BBBJ with DT. It is true: total lack of gag reflex and oral skills simply unmatched. Finished in MISH. Very good body, and overall good experience. Will repeat.

[Guidexes 1]

This is only for you fellows who enjoy a no extra fantatic massage. I don't like many of the posts about massage in the past year or so. I just go and enjoy a.

Massage for what it is. If something that I didn't expect oocurs then I certainly enjoy that. I have been enjoying non sexual or no extras massages as the board.

Reports it for a while now.

This one is worth reporting. It's a little place in the shopping plaza on Hiawassee next to Publix in Metrowest. The sweet lady is called "May". She speaks very little english but delivers the best theriputic rub in the business. I am no stanger to massage and this was "SPECIAL" She may not be there for long because of the lack of business there. So if you are like me and just want a mind blowing experience for what it is go see May.

[ShaggyD]

Wanted to try something different and took this advice and gave Heather s try. Nice location, room a little hot but well cleaned. Heather is a nice looking red head. Told me to get comfortable and started a massage. Try roam with no luck and even told me that she do that. I must of had a look of uncle LEO. She was cold and no eye contact. I was fully nude with no towel, but she never got close.

The massage was legit and was a 7 out of team. Good pressure at times but not all the time. I did even say after this was going to be a real massage, my shoulders and knee was sore. She ignored that and spent too much time on feet and arms.

No happy ending (strike one).

Good but not great legit massage (strike two).

Ice cold and no eye contact (strike three).

I'm out and went home to a cold shower.

Hope you didn't tell her Big Daddy sent you. After rtff, the info kinda sounded like a set up to me, just saying.