Like Beef Lolo?

[Punanilicr]

Not only does Goser think we should all use numerical ratings in our reviews, he thinks we should adopt his system for ratings! Anything else you think we should do? Nice of you to tell us that 6 is nice looking- after the fact! After you discouraged some guys from going to see Muni or whoever else they might have missed out on! Because, if you were honest, you would acknowledge that no one else in the world (but you) considers 6 a positive rating! I doubt your honesty after reading that you gave Muni a 6 and Yoko a 3.

As the Romans said- De gustibus non est disputandum! In matters of taste there can be no dispute! I fully agree that our opinions may differ, but there is a point, beyond which, you lose all credibility! I question your motives now, just like I have in the past when you reviewed girls on the Happiness thread only to talk about how much better this girl or that (who worked somewhere else) were.

Or like today when you posted this on the Rejuve thread-.

Happiness needs to recruit Bin, Wara, Molly, Vivian and Lux to come to her side. Actually, those 5 would make their own all star line up at any AMP.

Do you think we're all too lame to notice what you are trying to do? I'm sure Happy appreciates all the advice you've given her!

Dayum! The Professor busting out the Latin!! Big move, but even bigger points!!

I think what's funny is, Happy doesn't seem to be recruiting, rather girls are contacting her. What does THAT say? Kudos to Happy!

[Mondo Badfoot]

Quote Originally Posted by Goser (View Original Post)
RATING LOOKS.

10 She was a one in a million.

9 She was model material.

8 She was really hot.

7 She was attractive.

6 She was nice looking.

5 She was plain looking.

4 OK, If you are drunk.

3 She was fairly homely.

2 She was simply ugly.

1 I was really scared.

Notice that a 6 is nice looking.

Not only does Goser think we should all use numerical ratings in our reviews, he thinks we should adopt his system for ratings! Anything else you think we should do? Nice of you to tell us that 6 is nice looking- after the fact! After you discouraged some guys from going to see Muni or whoever else they might have missed out on! Because, if you were honest, you would acknowledge that no one else in the world (but you) considers 6 a positive rating! I doubt your honesty after reading that you gave Muni a 6 and Yoko a 3.

As the Romans said- De gustibus non est disputandum! In matters of taste there can be no dispute! I fully agree that our opinions may differ, but there is a point, beyond which, you lose all credibility! I question your motives now, just like I have in the past when you reviewed girls on the Happiness thread only to talk about how much better this girl or that (who worked somewhere else) were.

Or like today when you posted this on the Rejuve thread-.

Happiness needs to recruit Bin, Wara, Molly, Vivian and Lux to come to her side. Actually, those 5 would make their own all star line up at any AMP.

Do you think we're all too lame to notice what you are trying to do? I'm sure Happy appreciates all the advice you've given her!

[Cosmic Kid]

Figured I would ask here so you all can make fun of my question openly LOL. Anyone have experience with tanning? Aside from what comes naturally at the beach, I have no experience with a tanning salon. Many of the popular girls do it and I think a nice tan is super attractive.

Along those lines, I'm curious about getting a tan that would include the nether regions since its not exactly like Hawaii is full of nude beaches. I can get nice color naturally on my torso and arms, but anything below the belt is stark contrast. And I wouldn't be caught dead in a Speedo.

Feel free to pm me. Even if you think this is about as vain and socially unacceptable as a man getting a pedicure, hey as least you are smirking right now? I know I know, "hand over your man card."

For the record, I haven't gotten a pedicure in my life, yet. But I do trim and file my finger nails and toe nails regularly, especially before going to an AMP. Girls hate the sight of gritty "eagle claw" nails. If you want to have a good chance at FIA and FIV, got to keep that shit clean!!

Can't recall where I saw this but seems to me there is some controversy regarding the safety of those machines. Could be more of a skin cancer risk than the sun. I'm not insisting such reports are true but if you are going to start using tanning salons on a regular basis at least do your own online research first. Might be some designs and brands of those machines are safer than others. Just saying.

[John Ross]

When you "Getting Old" with a limp cock, why denied and still talking like a young man. A princess told me once old goat is only good for cuddle and shooting the shit. What can you expect from an old goat? No more milking even if you try to jerk yourself off.

Don't laugh. One day it will happen to you, if it already hasn't. I wouldn't mind trying V or see, but fortunately, I haven't had a need for it. The gf also gives me shit for wanting to try it. Think of V or see as a recreational drug as it only enhances the experience.

[Uki Eater]

Figured I would ask here so you all can make fun of my question openly LOL. Anyone have experience with tanning? Aside from what comes naturally at the beach, I have no experience with a tanning salon. Many of the popular girls do it and I think a nice tan is super attractive.

Along those lines, I'm curious about getting a tan that would include the nether regions since its not exactly like Hawaii is full of nude beaches. I can get nice color naturally on my torso and arms, but anything below the belt is stark contrast. And I wouldn't be caught dead in a Speedo.

Feel free to pm me. Even if you think this is about as vain and socially unacceptable as a man getting a pedicure, hey as least you are smirking right now? I know I know, "hand over your man card."

For the record, I haven't gotten a pedicure in my life, yet. But I do trim and file my finger nails and toe nails regularly, especially before going to an AMP. Girls hate the sight of gritty "eagle claw" nails. If you want to have a good chance at FIA and FIV, got to keep that shit clean!!

Some tanning booths (high pressure standing ones) are stronger than the bed types (lying on your back) that you only need to stay in the tanning booth for a shorter time. Before you go in, you need to wear those protective glasses or else they won't let you go into the tanning booth. The standing ones have a fan from below or on the top blowing air and foot placement indicators to place your foot. Also, there are handles for you to hold up your arms so it can tan the armpit area. The benefits with the standing ones vs the bed types is you get a more even tan and there's more open space to move around. However, they do cost more than the bed type.

What happens is they program the time limit (depending how long you want 5 min, 6 min, 10 min etc) of the tanning booth and you can hit start anytime you want once you enter the tanning booth. If you want to stop, you can also step out and it will stop automatically. You go back in and hit start and it will continue where it left off. I would cover your face and ear area since the face is exposed to the sun already. Plus, the private area should be covered up. The private area skin is sensitive and I wouldn't expose that to the UV rays. I read this on muscle & fitness magazine years ago. Get the tanning packages for a better deal. If you do a single high pressure standing one, it can be $30 - $40 just for that 1 time visit.

Ask the workers there what they recommend. They may have you start off at a lower level first and then maybe later try out the higher pressure standing ones. They also sell these tanning lotions to help with the tanning but, those things are pricey.

[DickTracy25]

All my reports are true, if someone would like to confront me then I would not hesitate to fire back. Like I have been reporting Summit is slow and someone said like it was bullshit. I reporting Hana is back at work but someone said something too. I don't come here to play game, but if someone like to play game with me, let's bring it on!

DT, glad to see you posting here in Like Beef Lolo. Seems that after a period of decent contributions to the KB reports that you've again descended into your Brad Pitt troll fantasy that no one wants to hear about. But if you must, then keep it here in this thread and leave it out of the other threads where we're looking for information and an occasional interesting "true" story.

Kaina.

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[Nutmaker]

I wouldn't say that's a myopic way to look at it. It's actually pretty logical (what Goser said). More ratings would give better insight to a provider's true value. Let's take Hapa Jasmine for an example. There's always going to be an asshole that gives her 1's across the board, but 99 other mongers gave her 9's and 10's over time. Which means there's a pretty good chance that you're going to have a good time if you see her. What I'm saying by all this is that even though all ratings are subjective, there's usually some kind of consistency or pattern that will help you gauge if she's worth the trip.

One more thing. I've written numerous reviews and forgot to post the LSA. It never fails, someone either asks me for them on the open forum or through PM. Might as well keep using the numbers if they help people.

I never said they didn't help, and in the example that you gave, it's very true, but when I see someone give ratings and rankings of girls faces that I totally disagree with and then point out WHY I disagree with them, that's where I have the issue. Rankings do help, but so do descriptions.

I mean, Muni, a 6, really? Wow!
And my myopic come t was more or less aimed at the fact that he was so adamant about his way is the only way, but refusing to see things objectively.

[Larry Hoover]

I don't think you're alone in your myopic way of thinking. It's prety clear that there seem to be to ways of thinking when it comes to this issue. Wow, imagine that, two totally different points of view. What a concept.

I wouldn't say that's a myopic way to look at it. It's actually pretty logical (what Goser said). More ratings would give better insight to a provider's true value. Let's take Hapa Jasmine for an example. There's always going to be an asshole that gives her 1's across the board, but 99 other mongers gave her 9's and 10's over time. Which means there's a pretty good chance that you're going to have a good time if you see her. What I'm saying by all this is that even though all ratings are subjective, there's usually some kind of consistency or pattern that will help you gauge if she's worth the trip.

One more thing. I've written numerous reviews and forgot to post the LSA. It never fails, someone either asks me for them on the open forum or through PM. Might as well keep using the numbers if they help people.

[HapaBoy86]

Figured I would ask here so you all can make fun of my question openly LOL. Anyone have experience with tanning? Aside from what comes naturally at the beach, I have no experience with a tanning salon. Many of the popular girls do it and I think a nice tan is super attractive.

Along those lines, I'm curious about getting a tan that would include the nether regions since its not exactly like Hawaii is full of nude beaches. I can get nice color naturally on my torso and arms, but anything below the belt is stark contrast. And I wouldn't be caught dead in a Speedo.

Feel free to pm me. Even if you think this is about as vain and socially unacceptable as a man getting a pedicure, hey as least you are smirking right now? I know I know, "hand over your man card."

For the record, I haven't gotten a pedicure in my life, yet. But I do trim and file my finger nails and toe nails regularly, especially before going to an AMP. Girls hate the sight of gritty "eagle claw" nails. If you want to have a good chance at FIA and FIV, got to keep that shit clean!!

Nothing wrong with going to tanning salons I go.

[Nutmaker]

Yes. We know what it means. What's your fucking point?

All ratings are subjective, dumb shit. In your world, there would be no ratings or everyone would get the same rating. This is the same mentality that gives everyone participation trophies just for showing up. Go to Yelp and Tripadvisor and see their ratings. They are all subjective. That in no way means they aren't useful. Perhaps if you used it once in a while, you wouldn't have to eat at McDonalds for your entire trip.

The biggest issue with reviews on this site is that there isn't enough ratings and when they are given they are often times inflated or bad reviews are not provided in order to protect the girls in some way. That's the whole point behind my raising this issue. If you think I am alone, you are totally clueless since a monger just today sent me a message to thank me for it while expressing the exact same issue.

I don't think you're alone in your myopic way of thinking. It's prety clear that there seem to be to ways of thinking when it comes to this issue. Wow, imagine that, two totally different points of view. What a concept.
Also, participation awards are for children so that no one gets hurt. Real men play sports that assign a ranking based on wins and loses, an objective rating, not a ranking based on an opinion like figure skating and water dancing, where a score is assigned, that's subjective. Get it? I doubt it, as you've stuck to your premise that assigning a number for looks is the way to write a review. If one were to just give a description of a woman's looks, a person with a half a brain could decide if that woman is attractive based on the picture painted by the writer. But that means thinking. Don't wanna do that. I'll just give my opinion, and screw everyone else what they think.
McDonalds? Please, that shit is full of fillers, no substance. Kind of like writing a review that says I did her, she was pretty, or I did her, but she was a dog. Have a little manners when operating through polite society. No need to be mean when describing someone. Simply use your words. Yes, words, not numbers.
Try and have a little substance when you try to berate someone. It makes you look like someone worth listening to.

[Kaina2076]

When you "Getting Old" with a limp cock, why denied and still talking like a young man. A princess told me once old goat is only good for cuddle and shooting the shit. What can you expect from an old goat? No more milking even if you try to jerk yourself off.

DT, glad to see you posting here in Like Beef Lolo. Seems that after a period of decent contributions to the KB reports that you've again descended into your Brad Pitt troll fantasy that no one wants to hear about. But if you must, then keep it here in this thread and leave it out of the other threads where we're looking for information and an occasional interesting "true" story.

Kaina.

[DickTracy25]

When you "Getting Old" with a limp cock, why denied and still talking like a young man. A princess told me once old goat is only good for cuddle and shooting the shit. What can you expect from an old goat? No more milking even if you try to jerk yourself off.

[Getting Old]

I maybe an old goat but my cock is not limp at least not for 60 minutes after I take the medication from the Universal men's clinic. I am not promoting this clinic but what they offer does work, but it is not cheap. I doubt the young goat can afford the treatments involved. I can also guarantee my dick is able to last the full 60 minutes whereas his goes up and down depending on the stimulation and situation (fuguly old ladies in Pearl City and Waipahu? The princesses have multiple O's in that one hour time. LOL. Doubt he can say the same. Like I said before all it takes is male vanity and MONEY!!

I may not look like Brad Pitt but as we all know "money talks and bullshit walks" so troll get walking, just to set the record straight. If you not spending $2-$3/ night you ain't even in the same league. Go play with the little boys in the small pool. Where you belong. I mean no offense to the other retirees on this blog but this not so young person gets my goat, be safe and watch out for the guys in blue.

[Lonely Smiles]

Your best bet would be to ask one of the girls that goes to one. You might even get a recommendation.

No judging from me on this one.

You make an excellent point. I'm sure the women at Happiness or Rejuve could steer me in the right direction. For now it's a curiosity. We'll see.

[Nutmaker]

Figured I would ask here so you all can make fun of my question openly LOL. Anyone have experience with tanning? Aside from what comes naturally at the beach, I have no experience with a tanning salon. Many of the popular girls do it and I think a nice tan is super attractive.

Along those lines, I'm curious about getting a tan that would include the nether regions since its not exactly like Hawaii is full of nude beaches. I can get nice color naturally on my torso and arms, but anything below the belt is stark contrast. And I wouldn't be caught dead in a Speedo.

Feel free to pm me. Even if you think this is about as vain and socially unacceptable as a man getting a pedicure, hey as least you are smirking right now? I know I know, "hand over your man card."

For the record, I haven't gotten a pedicure in my life, yet. But I do trim and file my finger nails and toe nails regularly, especially before going to an AMP. Girls hate the sight of gritty "eagle claw" nails. If you want to have a good chance at FIA and FIV, got to keep that shit clean!!

Your best bet would be to ask one of the girls that goes to one. You might even get a recommendation.

No judging from me on this one.