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**KhalidMangafi** · 08-22-15 20:10

Skip the review, just DO IT:

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...n-eat/16579830

She's NOT the Sexi Lexi in Thonotossasa advertised here:

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...nt-fr/15231446

This morning dreamed I called on Lexi, who is a young spinner type with perfect 32 be cupsand extended nipples. For those who prefer hanging melons, you're out of luck. Her breasts are perfectand pert. No sagging, no stretch marks, no gelatinous jiggling fat.

I called to setup the appointment and headed off to meet her, but her incall location is in an apartment complex with a private road which is not clearly marked, so I missed it the first two times I went by. Third time was a charm, but I was running several minutes early and she had a session underway when I arrived. I waited patiently, because when we spoke she was clear-headed, not groggy or high, and for me a 32 be cup is heaven on earth.

Lexi was well worth the wait. We had a psychic connection so no LEO check was performed. She started to disrobe, I excused myself to the bathroom to rinse with mouthwash and et cetera, then returned to the room to complete my disrobing. She casually said something like, "Please put the money somewhere before we get started. " Since it was clear this wasn't a "cash and dash" like Mary / Rachel or WTF her name is today or the tattooed woman from Clearwater, I wasn't worried and set the 30 minute toll of. 8 on the dresser. Even though I paid for the hhr, she did not watch the clock and nothing was rushed.

I started with a preliminary course of nipples and breastsa perfect mouthfuland after some mutual stimulation she began a BBBJ. Like her breasts, it was perfection, so I laid back and enjoyed it for several minutes before manipulating her labial lips to a position above my facial lips and proceeded to enjoy DATY.

Initially her vulva was literally tastelessthat how well she had cleaned herself from her previous session. I was amazed there was NO flavor: no pee-pee pussy, no salty perspiration, and no taste of womanhood. After a few minutes she started to secrete her essence and I could detect the taste of her womanhood, which really turns me on. I don't mind pussy that's a few hours olda bit of woman and a bit of saltbut I'm not one for two-day old, one-day old, or even all-day pussy. Guys, if you like the cherry pie, this is it! Why are you still reading?

Her oral abilities were rewarded with a pop by me and she stayed with Little Johnny until he was emptied. I hate it when a provider jumps up after the first or second squirt to run to the bathroom and spitit's just so revolting. Really, I'm here swallowing her lady-liquid and as soon as I bust she's got to run? It's not cyanideit's not going to poison her. But Lexi, my dear, sweet Lexishe stayed the course until the flow was completed, swallowing along the wayshe must have, because when I was finished she extricated her legs from my grasp, laid back on the bed, spread her legs, and said, "Here, you want more cherry pie?" Her mouth held only her tongue and teeth. With which, incidentally, she never scraped my member while fellating me. She's a pro.

And I buried my face between those glorious thighs: kissing, licking, and sucking her clit until she too had her joy. She told me she usually doesn't orgasm from cunnilingus, only from vaginal sex, so YMMV. At multiple times she had her legs pulled up to her body: I wouldn't be surprised if she couldn't put her ankles behind her neck.

Lexi is a sweet, talented, and good person. She's not one of the girls whose sole purpose in this endeavor is to feed her habit. She's going to school but is alone in the world. Her body is a 9. 8 or 9. 9 as far as I'm concerned: no stretch marks from kids, pertnearly tautlittle titties, stiff nipples which are both long and of good diameter, some colorful body art but not too much, and a wonderful figure. I'the give her looks a 7. 5 or 8.

Lexi is looking for regulars and once she has enough she will no longer post. If you come across this and her ad is no longer active, PM me for her digits.

**Tampa1122** · 08-22-15 19:00

Originally Posted by Gzattica [View Original Post]

I would agree with most of what has been said about Jessica, but would add a couple of caveats. She looks a lot older than her pictures might suggest. I would say she is close to 40. She also looks like has lost a lot of weight at some point and there's some saggyness, especially around her boobs.

Yup, I think the boobs / sagging is from kids. I would say early-mid 30's look, but depends on the makeup / lighting. Honestly I get a sense that she could be like that redhead hottie chick. Heavy YMMV, quality decrease with volume, good days / bad days, etc that whole deal.

**Gzattica** · 08-22-15 14:53

Originally Posted by Tampa1122 [View Original Post]

Been awhile for me, took a break from BP girls after I had a spree of just bad visits. Didn't have any intentions of seeing this girl, but got a random text at my old burner number and was bored so decided to give it a shot based on above review, and another favorable review. It ended up being a good time. The above review still hold true, great ass, skinny and brunette these days. Small boobs though. Nonrushed, not really a clockwatcher and overall she's eager to please, of course YMMV. I think what was most refreshing to me was that she was honest and upfront, meaning she had several chances to take off with money, and she didn't.

There was another review I saw that said someone waited for her 35 minutes outside for a call. The reason I was given is that she doesn't look at her phone during sessions (which was true) and that she does "book" whoever calls. I'm guessing this post is going to throw some business her way, so to avoid being shutout of calls, make sure that you are very clear that you will show up to the call. These girls all seem to double / triple, etc book because only like 20% of dudes actually show. So make sure you're very clear you will show up and give updates so you don't get stuck waiting outside.

Pics are accurate, some of the pics she has up don't show her in the best light. I think the picture with her in the mirror on the link below is the best representation.

Dmg was. 9/ 7 hhr / hr.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...lease/16184447

I would agree with most of what has been said about Jessica, but would add a couple of caveats. She looks a lot older than her pictures might suggest. I would say she is close to 40. She also looks like has lost a lot of weight at some point and there's some saggyness, especially around her boobs.

**RedFalcon** · 08-22-15 14:30

Originally Posted by MickyRocky [View Original Post]

Looking for some action this weekend. Appreciate any reviews on below providers.

Nicole - http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...at-at/16067685.

Lia - http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tures/15342231.

I've only seen Lia. Easy to talk to, but everything is covered. I did not repeat.

I've been waiting for info on Nicole for a while!

**Bhobbiest** · 08-22-15 06:10

Called Brooke (her ad says no texts.) Standard 2 all system to a hotel in east Brandon. She is a little skittish but she quickly warmed up after we talked a little and got to know each other. Started off with a BBBJ and moved to cowgirl, RCG, and finished with a BBBJCOF. Overall, a nice time, but she is rather pricy so I don't think I'll repeat. Donation of $. 2 HHR.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-call/15815789

**RookieMonger** · 08-22-15 00:19

Originally Posted by RacingRodent [View Original Post]

Oh come on. A lot of guys like bubble-butts. Tell me this ain't a bubble-butt. Monster bubble that is.

Different strokes for different folks! LOL.

I would have to leave bread crumbs to find my way out but with my luck, she would eat the crumbs and I would be lost in that ass for weeks!

**RacingRodent** · 08-21-15 23:35

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger [View Original Post]

Dude! That's just not even nice! I just hurled by dinner up as well. LMFAO.

Oh come on. A lot of guys like bubble-butts. Tell me this ain't a bubble-butt. Monster bubble that is.

**RookieMonger** · 08-21-15 22:56

Originally Posted by RacingRodent [View Original Post]

Look at this.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...29895/16572827

You'll lose the urge.

Dude! That's just not even nice! I just hurled by dinner up as well. LMFAO.

**Tampa1122** · 08-21-15 21:13

Originally Posted by Bangz [View Original Post]

Was in a pinch yesterday, So I gave jessica, the tall blonde a call, and I'm happy I made the choice. 2 call system. Got to the place a tad nervous because she was new for me and I usually stay with the same couple of workers. But she was special, treated me nice and welcoming. And that rear is amazing. She provides pleasure, BBBJ. Does this thing when she looks you in your eyes while she's down there (I love that) other than that, amazing session. Not really a clock watcher. I would recommend giving her a try.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...lease/15018896

Been awhile for me, took a break from BP girls after I had a spree of just bad visits. Didn't have any intentions of seeing this girl, but got a random text at my old burner number and was bored so decided to give it a shot based on above review, and another favorable review. It ended up being a good time. The above review still hold true, great ass, skinny and brunette these days. Small boobs though. Nonrushed, not really a clockwatcher and overall she's eager to please, of course YMMV. I think what was most refreshing to me was that she was honest and upfront, meaning she had several chances to take off with money, and she didn't.

There was another review I saw that said someone waited for her 35 minutes outside for a call. The reason I was given is that she doesn't look at her phone during sessions (which was true) and that she does "book" whoever calls. I'm guessing this post is going to throw some business her way, so to avoid being shutout of calls, make sure that you are very clear that you will show up to the call. These girls all seem to double / triple, etc book because only like 20% of dudes actually show. So make sure you're very clear you will show up and give updates so you don't get stuck waiting outside.

Pics are accurate, some of the pics she has up don't show her in the best light. I think the picture with her in the mirror on the link below is the best representation.

Dmg was. 9/ 7 hhr / hr.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...lease/16184447

**Johnny Raw** · 08-21-15 20:56

Been reporting her ads everytime they pop up. It's at the point she won't put her name or clear image of her face in the newer ones.

Originally Posted by BatDong [View Original Post]

I no showed her twice today mwahaha.

Another buddy of mine thinks he got taken by Gia at DM. I'll probably do this to them to show DM that despite their rep, we're not cool with being stolen from there. Can't let them get away with it either.

**Johnny Raw** · 08-21-15 20:28

You got me. I'm not even mad.

Originally Posted by RacingRodent [View Original Post]

Look at this.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...29895/16572827

You'll lose the urge.

**WholeGrain** · 08-21-15 20:09

Originally Posted by NightMan69 [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...young/11219069

Anybody have this yet? I like some meat on the bone and she seems right up my alley.

Very awkward, very young, unsure of herself. Be prepared to take the lead. Was astonished to be offered DATY. $/ hr is a good rate, but travel distance and awkwardness. Never saw her again.