I agree that Jordan looks are below average. Attitude is above average, I enjoyed making out wit her and her pussy control. Sorry I am not as detailed or talented writing report.
My first time at Rejuve. Been trying to find a new home base (so to speak) since Empire closed. Heard decent things about Jordan so I thought I'd try her or Yoko out (since I am partial to Japanese girls). Yoko was busy so I got Jordan. Sweet. At least one was available for a last-minute thing.
I get in, and Jordan doesn't even introduce herself. She didn't smile at me, didn't ask me how I was. And I most certainly didn't really like how she looked with her really tan, smooth skin with that gor. Ugly tan line. Hideous. Yeah, hideous. Anyway, she doesn't even invite me to shower with her. So I completely missed out on her guiding me in the shower, gently washing me off with nice, warm water. And I wasn't able to experience her pressing against me to reach behind me and wash my back off with her gorgeous, tan lined breasts pressed up against my chest. She didn't get to turn me around and wash me off, reaching around me, pressing her luscious tits against my back washing my body off. None of that happened. At all. And it wasn't amazing when she didn't give me a nice BBBJ right there in the shower. *sigh*.
When we got back to the room. Which we never left because she didn't take me to the shower. She asked me to lay down. And it got boring really fast. Simple light rubbing up and down my back. Not once did she take her top off and rub those really nice and soft breasts with nice big nipples (nipples, not areolas) across the entirety of my back. Not once! She didn't slide them on my ass or legs, either. Really disappointing.
She asked me to turn over and proceeded to do the same on my chest. Just light rubbing with her hands. Her beautiful nipples never once touched my chest, rubbed up and down my entire body. I wouldn't know what it felt like if she had rubbed them on my completely hard little guy, even if it was hard at this point, which is sure as hell wasn't. I mean, how could it with her succulent breasts not even touching my body at all. It would have been nice if at that point she let me rub my hand between her legs and massage her down there while she gave me a fantastic BBBJ (which I never got) at that point. And it would have been even better if she had hopped over into a 69 position and let me DATY and rim that while she continued to BBBJ. But alas, I never got to taste that deliciously beautiful nani of hers which I'm going to assume smelled fantastic as I never got a chance to find out.
The raincoat was put on and all I got was mish. She didn't slowly guide me in for a 3 different cg positions while passionately dfk, at all. Nor did she pull my head up to lick and suck on those plump breasts of hers. God, so hot. If that ever happened. She also didn't bite her lip hard in ecstasy, trying to control her moans, smiling at me, telling me how good I was. And not once did she ask me to change positions. Never did I get to go from bottom to on top. Because it was only mish. And during that, she never wrapped her legs around me, pulling me into her her. Nor did she grab me by my back and pull me in, letting me dfk or lick and suck on her neck, ears, clavicle, while she continued biting her bottom lip. Nope. Just laid down quietly not trying not to moan too loud or holding onto me very tightly to the point I felt my skin tug.
Once the whole charade was over, she got tired and she didn't even let me finish deep inside. I didn't have one of the most satisfying O's since Sophie was at Empire (a year or so ago. I don't think she ever came back). She didn't smile at me and help pull the raincoat off or clean me up. No laying down next to me once I was all clean and she most certainly didn't gently rub her hand up and down my still hard buddy. And can you believe she didn't even offer to BBBJ again while I was still hard?
No offer to massage, either. I didn't get a very good massage with quite a bit of pressure, almost as if she knew what she was doing. Nope. She just told me I had to tip, and get out. She didn't let me just lay there while she got on top of me and gave me a lengthy back massage that just felt great. I was so in the mood for that, too. I tipped, and left, and she didn't even take me to the door or give me a kiss goodbye.
A: 0. 5 / L: 0. 5 / S: 1. 5.
Would not repeat. Do not suggest her. Don't go there. Don't see Jordan.
Yeah, I was very skeptical about that report. In the multiple years I have been in this forum, I have never ever seen such a negative review of an AMP provider. To me, it just didn't add up. Jordan is still on my bucket list.
Everyone can have a bad experience. In fact, mongers get a better understanding of a provider if they see what she does well and not. As long as Jordan keeps getting a lot of positive reviews, she will be fine.
Yeah, I was very skeptical about that report. In the multiple years I have been in this forum, I have never ever seen such a negative review of an AMP provider. To me, it just didn't add up. Jordan is still on my bucket list.
Actually if you read the post carefully its a very positive review. Bradah Kevein is saying don't see her, but then goes on to say how great she is and what she did. Jordan sounds like a great choice. Actually all of the girls at Rejuve are. I still miss Empire, but this place is an adequate replacement (too bad no TS), but they have a young Chinese girl in Kitty.
Come on, guys, read his whole report and you will understand that it is a great exercise in irony! If I lived here instead of being on vacay, I would have written my report the same way so I could keep Jordan all to myself, because when you remove "she didn't"s, "wouldn't"s, etc. , you read between the lines and get his full report, which is very similar to mine. Glad you had a blast, too, Kevein!
Yeah, I was very skeptical about that report. In the multiple years I have been in this forum, I have never ever seen such a negative review of an AMP provider. To me, it just didn't add up. Jordan is still on my bucket list.
Can't get enough she really has the whole package for Asian girl, I mean Big Ass, big tits, cute face and she's tan now. I'm not going to go into to details on everything it but long story short, Best session yet. We went the whole hour sweating. I can tell you This woman loves her job and knows how to fuck. I like when they know how to squeeze your dick with there pussy. Idk we she does this everybody but after she took shower with me and clean me up. It was hot, we could went another round in there. After shower we had back to the room and chat for bit, real GFE. Never disappointed with this girl, it gets better and better. My top choices in order would be 1st: Jordan, Nani, Dallas (if I get another chance), and sugar.
I apologize for this short report written on my phone, but by the gods, Jordan was an overflowing river of fornication. It was amazing and matched the glowing reports of other posters, so I won't add any new details.
Had my Sugar fix today. Had to schedule well in advance to get in. Mama May was in today and she seemed to be in a very good
mood haha. I got a hug from her and a welcome back hello. Really a nice mama san and pretty young for a mama i would say
Sugar comes in the room and gives me a big hug and dfk. I couldn't help but grab those fat ass cheeks right away. We have a little small talk while she was sitting on my lap and we went straight to business. She is the total package as far as face / body / attitude / service. Young Viet girl from Cali, Cute face, fat ass, passionate dfk's, BBBJ, cfs in all positions. A very fine session indeed. Ended up leaving on my own after I popped at around 45-50 minutes. Got one last dfk at the door and headed out.
Sugar might be my favorite provider here. She is just so real and a total GFE. She really does make you feel like your in love.
I don't indulge myself in "greatest AMPs" talks like some others but I will say Nani, Sugar, Dallas might be my 1 2 and 3 ATF's at this moment.
Well, of course, asked for Dallas or Nani, but all busy. Jordan Available, all the good reports, OK! She no spinner, prolly 5'3, 110, gymnast or swimmer bod, solid. Took shower on my own, which I actually prefer, like at Kison. Very nice place, new looking inside, very clean. She follows me back to room with a smile and I get to DFKing, Get the motor running quick, BBBJ, DATY, MISH, DS, MISH, love to DFK, LFK, that's what I'm talkin about. Fooks ya back, the way it should be, grabbing your butt and pulling it in closer and deeeeper. Finished and layed there, no rush, I was there 1 HR plus, I kinda felt odd, mama no knocking and I know it was busy, cause the bell was ringing off the hook. Excellent service. I really want to try Dallas and Nani if they petite, really a turn on for me even more. Will return!!
Took me a minute to realize the irony. No wonder its been so Dang hard to get an appointment with any of the girls here. It seems like I get turned around more than half the time because everyone is busy. It's starting to get a little annoying. I'm hoping I can get an appointment with either Sugar or Nani since they are fresh back from vacation. But my chances seem pretty low. Jeez, when are these Damn summer tourists leaving? LOL!
Come on, guys, read his whole report and you will understand that it is a great exercise in irony! If I lived here instead of being on vacay, I would have written my report the same way so I could keep Jordan all to myself, because when you remove "she didn't"s, "wouldn't"s, etc. , you read between the lines and get his full report, which is very similar to mine. Glad you had a blast, too, Kevein!
Took me a minute to realize the irony. No wonder its been so Dang hard to get an appointment with any of the girls here. It seems like I get turned around more than half the time because everyone is busy. It's starting to get a little annoying. I'm hoping I can get an appointment with either Sugar or Nani since they are fresh back from vacation. But my chances seem pretty low. Jeez, when are these Damn summer tourists leaving? LOL!
Come on, guys, read his whole report and you will understand that it is a great exercise in irony! If I lived here instead of being on vacay, I would have written my report the same way so I could keep Jordan all to myself, because when you remove "she didn't"s, "wouldn't"s, etc. , you read between the lines and get his full report, which is very similar to mine. Glad you had a blast, too, Kevein!
Problem is reports like this actually hurt her if misinterpreted. Two of us already thought he had a bad time LOL. Glad he didn't have a bad time evidently.
Dude this so hard to read. She didn't paint your house or juggle chainsaws either but you left that out haha. I gave up trying to read by second paragraph.
Come on, guys, read his whole report and you will understand that it is a great exercise in irony! If I lived here instead of being on vacay, I would have written my report the same way so I could keep Jordan all to myself, because when you remove "she didn't"s, "wouldn't"s, etc. , you read between the lines and get his full report, which is very similar to mine. Glad you had a blast, too, Kevein!
My first time at Rejuve. Been trying to find a new home base (so to speak) since Empire closed. Heard decent things about Jordan so I thought I'd try her or Yoko out (since I am partial to Japanese girls). Yoko was busy so I got Jordan. Sweet. At least one was available for a last-minute thing.
I get in, and Jordan doesn't even introduce herself. She didn't smile at me, didn't ask me how I was. And I most certainly didn't really like how she looked with her really tan, smooth skin with that gor. Ugly tan line. Hideous. Yeah, hideous. Anyway, she doesn't even invite me to shower with her. So I completely missed out on her guiding me in the shower, gently washing me off with nice, warm water. And I wasn't able to experience her pressing against me to reach behind me and wash my back off with her gorgeous, tan lined breasts pressed up against my chest. She didn't get to turn me around and wash me off, reaching around me, pressing her luscious tits against my back washing my body off. None of that happened. At all. And it wasn't amazing when she didn't give me a nice BBBJ right there in the shower. *sigh*.
When we got back to the room. Which we never left because she didn't take me to the shower. She asked me to lay down. And it got boring really fast. Simple light rubbing up and down my back. Not once did she take her top off and rub those really nice and soft breasts with nice big nipples (nipples, not areolas) across the entirety of my back. Not once! She didn't slide them on my ass or legs, either. Really disappointing.
She asked me to turn over and proceeded to do the same on my chest. Just light rubbing with her hands. Her beautiful nipples never once touched my chest, rubbed up and down my entire body. I wouldn't know what it felt like if she had rubbed them on my completely hard little guy, even if it was hard at this point, which is sure as hell wasn't. I mean, how could it with her succulent breasts not even touching my body at all. It would have been nice if at that point she let me rub my hand between her legs and massage her down there while she gave me a fantastic BBBJ (which I never got) at that point. And it would have been even better if she had hopped over into a 69 position and let me DATY and rim that while she continued to BBBJ. But alas, I never got to taste that deliciously beautiful nani of hers which I'm going to assume smelled fantastic as I never got a chance to find out.
The raincoat was put on and all I got was mish. She didn't slowly guide me in for a 3 different cg positions while passionately dfk, at all. Nor did she pull my head up to lick and suck on those plump breasts of hers. God, so hot. If that ever happened. She also didn't bite her lip hard in ecstasy, trying to control her moans, smiling at me, telling me how good I was. And not once did she ask me to change positions. Never did I get to go from bottom to on top. Because it was only mish. And during that, she never wrapped her legs around me, pulling me into her her. Nor did she grab me by my back and pull me in, letting me dfk or lick and suck on her neck, ears, clavicle, while she continued biting her bottom lip. Nope. Just laid down quietly not trying not to moan too loud or holding onto me very tightly to the point I felt my skin tug.
Once the whole charade was over, she got tired and she didn't even let me finish deep inside. I didn't have one of the most satisfying O's since Sophie was at Empire (a year or so ago. I don't think she ever came back). She didn't smile at me and help pull the raincoat off or clean me up. No laying down next to me once I was all clean and she most certainly didn't gently rub her hand up and down my still hard buddy. And can you believe she didn't even offer to BBBJ again while I was still hard?
No offer to massage, either. I didn't get a very good massage with quite a bit of pressure, almost as if she knew what she was doing. Nope. She just told me I had to tip, and get out. She didn't let me just lay there while she got on top of me and gave me a lengthy back massage that just felt great. I was so in the mood for that, too. I tipped, and left, and she didn't even take me to the door or give me a kiss goodbye.
A: 0. 5 / L: 0. 5 / S: 1. 5.
Would not repeat. Do not suggest her. Don't go there. Don't see Jordan.
Dude this so hard to read. She didn't paint your house or juggle chainsaws either but you left that out haha. I gave up trying to read by second paragraph.
My first time at Rejuve. Been trying to find a new home base (so to speak) since Empire closed. Heard decent things about Jordan so I thought I'd try her or Yoko out (since I am partial to Japanese girls). Yoko was busy so I got Jordan. Sweet. At least one was available for a last-minute thing.
I get in, and Jordan doesn't even introduce herself. She didn't smile at me, didn't ask me how I was. And I most certainly didn't really like how she looked with her really tan, smooth skin with that gor. Ugly tan line. Hideous. Yeah, hideous. Anyway, she doesn't even invite me to shower with her. So I completely missed out on her guiding me in the shower, gently washing me off with nice, warm water. And I wasn't able to experience her pressing against me to reach behind me and wash my back off with her gorgeous, tan lined breasts pressed up against my chest. She didn't get to turn me around and wash me off, reaching around me, pressing her luscious tits against my back washing my body off. None of that happened. At all. And it wasn't amazing when she didn't give me a nice BBBJ right there in the shower. *sigh*.
When we got back to the room. Which we never left because she didn't take me to the shower. She asked me to lay down. And it got boring really fast. Simple light rubbing up and down my back. Not once did she take her top off and rub those really nice and soft breasts with nice big nipples (nipples, not areolas) across the entirety of my back. Not once! She didn't slide them on my ass or legs, either. Really disappointing.
She asked me to turn over and proceeded to do the same on my chest. Just light rubbing with her hands. Her beautiful nipples never once touched my chest, rubbed up and down my entire body. I wouldn't know what it felt like if she had rubbed them on my completely hard little guy, even if it was hard at this point, which is sure as hell wasn't. I mean, how could it with her succulent breasts not even touching my body at all. It would have been nice if at that point she let me rub my hand between her legs and massage her down there while she gave me a fantastic BBBJ (which I never got) at that point. And it would have been even better if she had hopped over into a 69 position and let me DATY and rim that while she continued to BBBJ. But alas, I never got to taste that deliciously beautiful nani of hers which I'm going to assume smelled fantastic as I never got a chance to find out.
The raincoat was put on and all I got was mish. She didn't slowly guide me in for a 3 different cg positions while passionately dfk, at all. Nor did she pull my head up to lick and suck on those plump breasts of hers. God, so hot. If that ever happened. She also didn't bite her lip hard in ecstasy, trying to control her moans, smiling at me, telling me how good I was. And not once did she ask me to change positions. Never did I get to go from bottom to on top. Because it was only mish. And during that, she never wrapped her legs around me, pulling me into her her. Nor did she grab me by my back and pull me in, letting me dfk or lick and suck on her neck, ears, clavicle, while she continued biting her bottom lip. Nope. Just laid down quietly not trying not to moan too loud or holding onto me very tightly to the point I felt my skin tug.
Once the whole charade was over, she got tired and she didn't even let me finish deep inside. I didn't have one of the most satisfying O's since Sophie was at Empire (a year or so ago. I don't think she ever came back). She didn't smile at me and help pull the raincoat off or clean me up. No laying down next to me once I was all clean and she most certainly didn't gently rub her hand up and down my still hard buddy. And can you believe she didn't even offer to BBBJ again while I was still hard?
No offer to massage, either. I didn't get a very good massage with quite a bit of pressure, almost as if she knew what she was doing. Nope. She just told me I had to tip, and get out. She didn't let me just lay there while she got on top of me and gave me a lengthy back massage that just felt great. I was so in the mood for that, too. I tipped, and left, and she didn't even take me to the door or give me a kiss goodbye.
A: 0. 5 / L: 0. 5 / S: 1. 5.
Would not repeat. Do not suggest her. Don't go there. Don't see Jordan.
Sorry to hear about your experience but if you are looking for a replacement for Empire in terms of table shower, body 2 body rubbing, or BBBJ at the shower, ReJuve is not the place. I've had Nani twice and she never showered with me (but she did rub her boobs all over me at the room), and Dallas twice and she did shower with me both times at the end. No BBBJ / body 2 body at the shower, though. But it has always been self shower when you get in. Nani did walk me out and kissed me the whole way and more at the door.
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