USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

[FatBoy1]

I just to say that I just had an amazing late night visit with Sami. The setup was extremely easy with great communicatiion. Let me tell you she is a true GFE, in my visit we did a lot of kissing and petting which I thoroughly enjoyed. I also have to say that her oral skills were on point and has some very good oral skills. One of the best parts, which there were many was was the tastey DATY! ! She tasted amazing and is so responsive with many O's. I will be repeating but next time I will do the an hr so I can truly enjoy this jem. Feel free to pm if you want more details.

[FMichaels4533]

I know that a girl is looked upon poorly for posting argumentative responses to bad reviews, but this is way over the top, and all coming from a guy who only has a total of three posts before this one, one of which was deleted by the mods and one of which was also a poor review. So that gives him a grand total of one post that has good Intel in it! He could have said anything and I would not have said a single word except to say that I would try and correct the situation like I did when I was getting the poor reviews due to my method of screening and direction giving, however, when someone makes up pure lies about me, I feel that I need too correct that. I DO NOT use drugs or have any bad habits that would require me to turn to this line of work to support them. Anyone who has seen me, knows that I do not use drugs, I have even had gents blatantly check me for signs of drug use and also have reviews that state as much. Furthermore, this whole report is inaccurate. He wanted something that I did not offer. We spoke about it via text before he came over, he tried again once we were in the middle of the session and I remained steadfast in my unwillingness too oblige. This is the reason for the lies. Anyone who is concerned about me or my services due to this report is more than welcomed to ask me and I can show you that this is complete bs. Thank you for your time.

I just have to speak up for Sami. I had a very pleasant visit with her and this guy's critiques don't square with the very sweet girl I had the pleasure of visiting. Sami was very pretty, not a spinner, but she has a nice figure. She is very GFE. We cuddled and kissed a lot and her service was very pleasant. Seems like some guys get off on trying to use this forum to cause harm and hurt. Valid critiques are fine. They can help both clients and providers to improve the way they conduct themselves. I think civility is lost with the anonymity afforded by the internet. I am looking forward to visiting Sami again soon by the way.

[Ragnos2013]

Look alot of people get bad reviews here and there. That pay them any attention. You've got plenty of senior members and regulars vouching for you. People who are smart will look at that. Remmy use to get some bullshit reviews too, but anybody who really knew her, knows that, that shit was trumped up garbage. Same goes for you, don't sweat it.

[DeepBlue798]

..... So that gives him a grand total of one post that has good Intel in it! .....

Bad reviews (or negative reviews) are GOOD intel too.

..... and all coming from a guy who only has a total of three posts before this one .....

Ohh, look at my post number. Now, this going to make whatever I said incorrect!

[WorksAlot]

Sorry this may not be the right place to ask but where the heck did the link to the classifieds go? I've been away for a couple weeks and now I can't find the link. Used to be at the top of the page but I see the little blurb that had the link is gone. I don't want to make a shortcut for it so clicking the link was my option of choice. Is the link somewhere else now? Thanks.

Go to the old advertiser thread. At the bottom of the very first post you see, you will see a link to the new classifieds page.

[BuyingSmiles]

I've had Natti on my list since back when she was with EE. Once before, I had scheduled a visit but she went silent on me after I was across the river. I decided to give her another chance and squeezed in a visit with her last week.

She was responsive to text and calls, giving me an address early on this time. We met at the scheduled time in a residential area of Covington. Her incall was a very small room that had been added on to the back of a house. It wasn't clean but it wasn't particularly dirty.

Her pics are accurate (cute girl, freckled face) but we just didn't hit it off. She was pretty business-like during my visit. I got a kiss on the lips near the start and a BBBJ but that was pretty much the extent of anything GFE. The BBBJ was pretty short and not spectacular. We used my cover and she climbed on for the ride which was also nothing spectacular. I wasn't feeling CG, so we switched to mish where I was able to pump away to finish in the bag.

Cleanup was with a dirty sheet I think. Dressing was awkward since we never hit off any conversation whatsoever.

I was disappointed in the experience. Even so, I'm glad I went so that I could check her off the list. The damage was low (HHR = . 7) but I won't repeat.

I think Natti is just burnt out. She was, with me at least, always sweet and very GFE. I imagine she could use a nice break from all of us mongers. Maybe some time to recharge.

Her and RemmyLynn have always been my favs. I saw RemmyLynn get burned out and it's my guess Natti is getting there too. Of course, it could just be a case of YMMV. I do know she is more into hour appointments than HH. She has told me as much.

It's been too long, maybe I should visit with Natti and see for my self.

BuyingSmiles!

[SamiSweetheart]

I posted a thorough review but for some reason it was censored so I'm not going to expend the same amount of time this go around.

Highlights:

Indeed Sami is young, VERY Inexperienced, shy & sweet.

Gives a poor, monotone BBBJ. K9 and any position that she has to work / cooperate can be trying at best. She became much more vocal during mish and she reached O after 10 minutes in that position.

Carries extra weight- perhaps from a child. Breasts droppy / deflated.

She has been in NKY for perhaps 18 months and despite formally having a decent gig turned to this to meet the cost of bad habits.

Will not repeat.

I know that a girl is looked upon poorly for posting argumentative responses to bad reviews, but this is way over the top, and all coming from a guy who only has a total of three posts before this one, one of which was deleted by the mods and one of which was also a poor review. So that gives him a grand total of one post that has good Intel in it! He could have said anything and I would not have said a single word except to say that I would try and correct the situation like I did when I was getting the poor reviews due to my method of screening and direction giving, however, when someone makes up pure lies about me, I feel that I need too correct that. I DO NOT use drugs or have any bad habits that would require me to turn to this line of work to support them. Anyone who has seen me, knows that I do not use drugs, I have even had gents blatantly check me for signs of drug use and also have reviews that state as much. Furthermore, this whole report is inaccurate. He wanted something that I did not offer. We spoke about it via text before he came over, he tried again once we were in the middle of the session and I remained steadfast in my unwillingness too oblige. This is the reason for the lies. Anyone who is concerned about me or my services due to this report is more than welcomed to ask me and I can show you that this is complete bs. Thank you for your time.

[JSmith90]

Sorry this may not be the right place to ask but where the heck did the link to the classifieds go? I've been away for a couple weeks and now I can't find the link. Used to be at the top of the page but I see the little blurb that had the link is gone. I don't want to make a shortcut for it so clicking the link was my option of choice. Is the link somewhere else now? Thanks.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Darkfrost, Sadie, Buttons. I only seen her once back when she was with the 3 roommates, which too me was alot of heat in Covington. But seriously since moving over to the new site, she's gone thru 5 to 6 different names. Is it really necessary? I mean everyone knows who she is. I mean besides people who are new, I just feel its stupid to change your name so many times and makes you look shady. Plus your going to have good and bad reviews people take that into account when reading theses. You know how many times there was a girl I saw who had a few bad reviews. All of them. Cause no girl is ever going to be every guys type. So just saying it would be better to just stick with the same name. This goes for other providers I've seen do it too, but Sadie or whatever is the worst one for changing it every few months.

Sadie has never been buttons.

[One More Guy]

I saw LSM and it was everything I could've hoped for. She's an older woman (50+ surely) with a less than perfect boob job but she has a great attitude and is a total freak in bed.

Contact was easy via text. She provided the budget hotel address early and was ready when I got there. Inside, it was an immaculate room. I'd imagine that she just checked in.

LSM is a wisp of a woman. She got up on the bed we shared a DFK to get started. Next, she gave some serious attention to my nipples and from that, I knew it was going to be a wild ride.

BBBJ, DFK, squirting, CFS and CIMWS. It was like a whirlwind. Intermission where we chatted amiably, then back for more BBBJ and later squirting. We finished up with Greek and she really does love it.

Highly recommended. I will repeat.

[One More Guy]

I've had Natti on my list since back when she was with EE. Once before, I had scheduled a visit but she went silent on me after I was across the river. I decided to give her another chance and squeezed in a visit with her last week.

She was responsive to text and calls, giving me an address early on this time. We met at the scheduled time in a residential area of Covington. Her incall was a very small room that had been added on to the back of a house. It wasn't clean but it wasn't particularly dirty.

Her pics are accurate (cute girl, freckled face) but we just didn't hit it off. She was pretty business-like during my visit. I got a kiss on the lips near the start and a BBBJ but that was pretty much the extent of anything GFE. The BBBJ was pretty short and not spectacular. We used my cover and she climbed on for the ride which was also nothing spectacular. I wasn't feeling CG, so we switched to mish where I was able to pump away to finish in the bag.

Cleanup was with a dirty sheet I think. Dressing was awkward since we never hit off any conversation whatsoever.

I was disappointed in the experience. Even so, I'm glad I went so that I could check her off the list. The damage was low (HHR = . 7) but I won't repeat.

[Kenwood Jack]

When Kenwood Jack is reading a review, he is always looking for a reason to not see a provider. Each of us mongers has his own parameters he can or must live within. I have listed many reasons why a monger may choose to not go to a provider.

SOME MONGERS WON'T SEE A PROVIDER WHO:
won't swallow.
won't offer cim.
won't offer bbbj.
won't do greek.
won't kiss.
won't dfk.
won't do cfs.
won't allow daty.
does not offer fetish fulfillment.
is not thin.
is not a bbw.
is of color.
is a butterface.
does not have big boobs.
does not have little boobies.
is not freshly showered.
smells like cigarettes.
is older than 30.
does not have incall.
works out of a hotel or motel or notel.
does not operate out of a certain geographical area.
is not is a safe neighborhood.
is hard to schedule.
does not return calls or texts in a timely fashion.
smokes.
wears a lot of perfume.
who has a smelly incall.
rushes.
has no attitude at all (indifferent).
can't conversate (sic).
needs references.
charges more than $100.

Most of the above are of little or no importance to me personally, but, because they might be important to you, fellow monger, I always try to include as many facts in my posts as possible. I spend my valuable time to find out those important facts for you.

Next time, please ask a question for Kenwood Jack, "Is BBBJCIM on the menu?" If any answer yes, PM Kenwood Jack. I will be forever in your debt, and I pay my debts.

BBWDUO: JODI and Missy

General area of town: 15 minutes south of Dayton.
How might one find her: http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...-is-back-.html.
The pictures are current. Jodi is the bigger and is the shorter one with dark hair. Missy is just overweight, not bbw.
Boobs: Big and Big (TATS).
General body type: Overweight (could stand to lose 50++ pounds).
What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? One PM. Two calls. Very easy to schedule.
REFERENCES NEEDED or you need to be a senior.
They were on-time at their incall at a commercial budget motel. (. crickets).

Spidey sense-o-meter = 3 (for budget motel only).

I did not know the area, but incall seemed very commercial and reasonably safe.
Was the incall clean? Very clean incall! Surprise!
Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? I brought my 50"x60" throw from Walmart, but did not use it. CLEAN SHEETS.
Cleanliness of girl: They smoke, but not in the room. I did not find any smells on either provider, and examined closely for such. Surprise! Each was also freshly showered.

Smoking smell. No smoking smell in room.
Attitude: 10+
Skills: Missy=9 Jodi=6.
Performance: Missy=9 Jodi=5.
Comfortability level: with Missy=3 with Jodi=5.
Chemistry: with Missy=2 with Jodi=4 (This is actually high for me.).
Personality: Missy=4 Jodi=8.

What's on the menu for everyone? We know it's always YMMV, but stated menu includes BBBJ, CFS, NO GREEK, NO BBFS, GFE, DATY, MSOG, different positions, dfk. They state that their menu is otherwise very open, but their reported exploits seem somewhat vanilla. Amon777 and Thors. Try them out and then we'll see how open to adventure they truly are!

Are they kissers? They kiss. A lot.
A full hour of bbbj with the girls switching with one kissing me and the other sucking my dick.
The finishing move today? Trading off BBBJCIM with Missy. Missy got the first 30 seconds. Then Jodi got the next 3 minutes of dribble!
Think of me when you kiss them!

Did they provide cleanup after the pop? A damp cleanup was offered but not needed. See finishing move!
What was her specialty? Missy said her specialty was to man a man smile. I was smiling.
Cost: Bargain basement prices. PM me if I know you. On how to get the special, special price. Their regular prices are bargain basement prices. LOW!
Overall value: EXCELLENT.
Their phone was turned off during the session
Would you repeat or recommend? And why? YES. ATTITUDE IS SUPERIOR!

I go to the dollar store, not because I can't afford the higher prices of a regular store, but because I feel great every time I walk out of the store just because I got great value for my money. I feel this same way after visiting certain low cost providers.

[HighwayMan81]

Had a great visit with Sassy, she is a very attractive little spinner with an awesome attitude. Very nice menu and enjoys what she does. Guys she is well worth a visit.

[BuyingSmiles]

Darkfrost, Sadie, Buttons. I only seen her once back when she was with the 3 roommates, which too me was alot of heat in Covington. But seriously since moving over to the new site, she's gone thru 5 to 6 different names. Is it really necessary? I mean everyone knows who she is. I mean besides people who are new, I just feel its stupid to change your name so many times and makes you look shady. Plus your going to have good and bad reviews people take that into account when reading theses. You know how many times there was a girl I saw who had a few bad reviews. All of them. Cause no girl is ever going to be every guys type. So just saying it would be better to just stick with the same name. This goes for other providers I've seen do it too, but Sadie or whatever is the worst one for changing it every few months.

Sadie is Sadie and has been since she started. Just saying.

[FunSeeker8384]

Had a dream of Brooke recently. I must say it was one of the better dreams I have had in the hobby. She was waiting at the location at our agreed upon time. She looks even better than her pictures, is very sweet and eager to please. The location was nice, and clean. I had not used EE before, but Steve was very easy to work with. Look forward to a repeat visit when time allows.