Massage Parlor Reports

[Evader54]

I am going to get a couple massage next week with a hot ex stripper. Does anyone know if any of the Asian places that advertise couple massages would be great for this? Even if it is a little DIY or mutual playing while we get a massage in the same room. Any experiences would be appreciated.

Thanks.

I was looking about a year ago and asked around at the Asian places and they all said no women. Ended up getting a couples massage with Charlie and she was great. Oh, BTW, my GF is a former stripper too and that's who I took. Good luck and let us know how it turns out.

[Evader54]

Beware boys, this one's a stalker. If you ask her for extras, she preaches to you then threatens you with knowing who you are. Name is Agnes and none of us want her any way, let's put her out of business.

Sorry to keep this going but I am calling BS on this whole conversation.

1. Maybe the ad was changed, but the one I see that was posted yesterday very clearly states "State Licensed Massage Therapist", "Draping required", "Therapeutic Only" and "No inappropriate requests". Do you get it? They are all code words for no HE!

2. Did you email directly or through the BP reply button? I thought if you sent it through BP, it does not pass your email on to the vendor and provides some identity protection, but I guess you didn't do that. You contacted directly by email? Hint, get separate email that does not include your real name. Makes life simpler. May as well get a burner phone while you are at it.

3. You understand that a state licensed therapist can lose their license for inappropriate sexual contact, right?

4. Do you own your home? Not too hard to look up the real estate info and find you and your wife's name. Doesn't require degree in astrophysics.

Bottom line, absolutely nothing about this makes any sense. In fact, I may call and set up an appointment myself just to meet Agnes. From the other comments, sounds as if it may be well worth it.

Sorry Admins if this is coming across as argumentative. Not my intent. Just too many things about this don't ad up.

[FartCity]

Hate asking for info with such a low post count, but I'm a former senior on a new name.

Anyone have a good asian place for brazillian waxing? I know there are a couple good independent ladies I've been to who have been great. But for some reason I just don't feel like such a horndog creep when I get a hard-on with asian ladies. Also. Does that make me a racist?

[PilotPete]

I am going to get a couple massage next week with a hot ex stripper. Does anyone know if any of the Asian places that advertise couple massages would be great for this? Even if it is a little DIY or mutual playing while we get a massage in the same room. Any experiences would be appreciated.

Thanks.

I was in Seattle area last week and did that with an open minded female friend. We ended up with 3 Asian MT's in the room with us. There ended up being as much giggle as there was oil. Great fun, but St. Louis is on another planet from Seattle.

Assuming you want similar fun you may wish to look to Bodyworks Boutique (I have never done it there but suggest only because they have multiple MT's). Maybe Talk to Angie, who is talented MT with both genders, but would probably need to make some arrangements. Another thought is Monica13 who is inordinately skilled in all oral arts but also is experienced with the number 3 in all respects.

I highly suggest that you personally visit to make arrangements. Other forms of communication are prone to problems, mistaken expectations and disappointment.

I also recommend making it a surprise for your friend. Get her temperature up first and, even if you haven't done this before be casual about it.

NOTE: showing a playmate that there is great fun to be had, with and / or without her, changes the dynamic in a positive and exciting manner. To rip off Dos Equis Guy- I don't always play outside the lines, but when I do, I love to make her head spin.

[CardMan1014]

Who is the hottest massuse that gives a great relaxing massage and over the top he. I have never had a massage and I am wanting to get the hole package.

[PeterLong]

I am going to get a couple massage next week with a hot ex stripper. Does anyone know if any of the Asian places that advertise couple massages would be great for this? Even if it is a little DIY or mutual playing while we get a massage in the same room. Any experiences would be appreciated.

Thanks.

[PilotPete]

This lady is going to bless some of us by coming to STL soon. http://thaimonica.gfefiles.com/home.

I can tell you, from personal experience, that a session with her will set the bar several notches higher and is not to be missed.

I don't know that I will be in town to partake but will repeat when our schedules align.

[Josh314]

I gave her nothing, just replied via my personal e-mail. I just did a search on my e-mail acct and my name and address came up, but not my wife. Agnes must subscribe to some internet search service. I'm sure Agnes does a great job and it's obvious with all the traffic on this thread. Just not my cup of tea, being legit seems like Massage Envy or something like that. I'm glad you guys are happy, but I hope it's ok if I am not. Peace.

After reading this thread I completely understand why Rocketman would freak out. I mean I don't have a wife or anything but if some provider I was potentially going to see started blasting off where I lived and mentioned my wife I would most likely freak out. Even if rocketman asked about the menu or a happy ending her level of reaction doesn't match. I am sure she could had simply told him no or whatever.

Maybe he just caught her on a bad day.

[PilotPete]

Let it go or move it to the Stupid Shit forum. Honest folks can disagree and see things differently.

[Rocketman Stl]

I'm very curious how she had your full name, address and yours wife's name. Is this something you normally provide when sending an e-mail asking if a provider gives a HE? Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years.

I have seen Agnes and she is a sweetheart. I've never had any issues with her and she provides a wonderful massage.

I gave her nothing, just replied via my personal e-mail. I just did a search on my e-mail acct and my name and address came up, but not my wife. Agnes must subscribe to some internet search service. I'm sure Agnes does a great job and it's obvious with all the traffic on this thread. Just not my cup of tea, being legit seems like Massage Envy or something like that. I'm glad you guys are happy, but I hope it's ok if I am not. Peace.

[Stl69]

Literally, all I asked was if her massage involved a HE. She could have just said no, and I would have moved on. No harm, no foul. Then I got a full page note on what kind of pervert I am (something I imagine Agnes sends a lot, I mean she advertises in BP) followed up with my full name, address and my wife's name. I told her to come over for a three-way, the wife wouldn't mind since Agnes doesn't do anything anyway. LOL!!

I'm very curious how she had your full name, address and your wife's name. Is this something you normally provide when sending an e-mail asking if a provider gives a HE? Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years.

I have seen Agnes and she is a sweetheart. I've never had any issues with her and she provides a wonderful massage.

[DoodleKatz]

I will be happy to place a wager that this girl will not be who opens the door. TGTBT.

That the other ads posted by "her " do say TS with a 10" coupling gear?

[Rocketman Stl]

Calling us here wimps just shows me enough to imagine what you said to her. Don't play the victim here. I am 100% confident you where disrespectful in your email or so exchange. Since you even call us names here on the forum, you get what you give.

Wow! Four whole posts and three directed at me. Makes me wonder who you really are? I will take your criticism under advisement, thanks for the feedback.

[Rocketman Stl]

You should have probably included that little nugget in your original post. Under no circumstances is that ok or cool for an MT to do just because a person asked about HE. Cuss you out? Sure. Ignore you?. Fine. A simple "no and please don't ask"? Perfect. But threaten you with doxxing? Thanks for the warning.

Literally, all I asked was if her massage involved a HE. She could have just said no, and I would have moved on. No harm, no foul. Then I got a full page note on what kind of pervert I am (something I imagine Agnes sends a lot, I mean she advertises in BP) followed up with my full name, address and my wife's name. I told her to come over for a three-way, the wife wouldn't mind since Agnes doesn't do anything anyway. LOL!!

[Speedy223]

You should have probably included that little nugget in your original post. Under no circumstances is that ok or cool for an MT to do just because a person asked about HE. Cuss you out? Sure. Ignore you?. Fine. A simple "no and please don't ask"? Perfect. But threaten you with doxxing? Thanks for the warning.

Calling us here wimps just shows me enough to imagine what you said to her. Don't play the victim here. I am 100% confident you where disrespectful in your email or so exchange. Since you even call us names here on the forum, you get what you give.