Massage Parlor Reports

[Squid Jigs]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...0real/13137023

I've been off the boards for a while, but that doesn't mean I haven't been lurking. Been to several of the usual go-to spots; Lucky Dragon (waiting for Michelle to return), Cherry Blossom (too much $ for too little quality) and Lavender (yikes! Best for the money for fun and quality IMHO is Cosmos.

But this week I tried who I thought was independent, Lisa. Turned out she was part of the gang that's near Lee and I-4. She is everything her pics show and more. Her face does not have to be hidden as it is in the ads. I had it in my head I would get a full hour. The first half hour was light touch massage. During this she used her mouth. To talk. Most of our conversation was about her favorite topics, astrology and new age beliefs. Since I'm from a bit more scientific background, I listened and politely gave her my take on mysterious events in her life. She gave me a fairly accurate "reading". Finally the flip, and the negotiating started (she says she hates that part, BTW). Since I didn't bring enough to experience everything, I settled for a nude handshake with lots of play, whatever the L that is. (Did someone mention a White Russian?) But due to an error in calculations, I left with more money in my pocket than we agreed on. I hope she forgets that part the next time.

Here's a tip about this place. Before you go see Lisa or her friends, make sure you go. The bathroom is at the end of a long spooky hallway. A good place to get jumped. As I walked it, I started wondering how secure the rest of this nearly abandoned building is. Not the way to start what is supposed to be a relaxing time.

Details for SMs in PM.

SJ.

[Marathon84]

Have been wanting to experience four hands, saw an ad on BP for ss and that 4 h was part of the offerings. Had read some previous reviews about Julia visiting from Vegas and didn't make the connection that my 'luck' would include having her as one of the therapists. As some of the other reviews have said that she is +beautiful (she truly is! Guys--looks are skin deep, and her portion of the massage barely stimulated skin! The other therapist Amy had a great personality, and she has good technique (nice looking early 30's too).

So as you might imagine the negotiations started before the massage (oh, all that $ and no table shower? So wanting my first 4 h to be memorable I went along, even when the agreed amount went up, and the massage sucked, thinking the ca $h would be motivation enough. Wrong, Wrong, WRONG!

Previous posters have said that if the massage sucks after 5 minutes, it's not going to get better. TRUE!

Had okay HE, (but I had to dig deep). Nuff said!

It just seems that this sport used to be a lot more fun and infinitely cheaper when I was a little younger. Anyway, don't blast me for the indiscretion, (as a long time reader I had to post my experience as a wake-up for you other sports fans not to get sucked in). Wish I had got sucked in. Okay, enough!

[MotoMadman]

Hey guys.

Has anyone seen this girl?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lable/12947891

Yes, I've seen her twice now. She gives a very good body rub, with the standard HE. She is really cute, but hasn't hinted to anything more on the menu. She allows some roaming, but not full access. Overall, a good value for a good massage! She also has a friend, who joined her on my last visit. Next time I'll stick with just her, as the other girl didn't seem happy to be there.

[PeaceLover1305]

Yes. Please see my review under Bee's massage in less than 2 weeks. PM me for any further details. Happy to be it help.

Hey guys.

Has anyone seen this girl?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lable/12947891

[TinyTin]

Yes back 5-6 pages. L4 wasnt one of them tho, I know what I'd call it but highly unlikely to find that at an AMP.

You are correct. I messed up my L alphabet, it was L3, L5.

[Michael78]

Looking for AMP and have missed before.

Can someone help with link or number and name if applicable?

[True Critic69]

Hey guys.

Has anyone seen this girl?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lable/12947891

[LuvInIt007]

Here is where it originated, just a code to try throw LEO off a bit but if they are being mentioned on here with rave reviews duh. If they are saying legit, duh.

L1 Level one = hand job, L2 Level two = blow job, L3 Level three = vaginal sex For the record, Urban Dictionary. Com is pretty useful for weird shit like this. Cheers.

[LuvInIt007]

Don't remember reading L4 -L6.

My understanding is that:

L1. Is HJ.

L2 is a BJ.

L3 is FS.

L4. Is an American provider.

L5 is an Asian provider.

L6 is everything else.

So if you get an L3 from an L5 your doing well.

I can not believe I have time to write this suff.

Let us get rid of the letter L and call it what it is.

From a confused hobbiest.

[PFish1]

This is my second time here. Located on W Colonial and and Westmoreland. I drew same girl from last time and she quickly remember. I took the 30 minutes massage hard, which for her figure it was good enough for me. The flip came and since she remembered me from the last time, nothing had to be said (L4). She is 6 on face and an 8 in body. She was nice and firm in her early 30's. I will repeat as often as I can since I found my place now. Damage wss 1. 5 with house fee.

So, all the sudden you flipped over and she became an American Provider.

Can we just lose this L1-L? stuff and go back the way it was. Makes no sense. It's been fine for years saying FS, GFE, BBBJ, etc. Why change now?

[TriBoardMan]

Thought I'd put this over here since this is where I usually am. I made my way over to Melbourne for work and carved out an hour to visit mm. Place is pretty nice, similar to other mps. Hour was 70 and I drew a cute young girl named brandy. Nice the's and a big boots. Massage was kind of lacking. She left the room towards the end to "check on" the other girl in the place which had me worried for a minute but all was good. Menu was very open but I opted for a CBJ. Wanted $ for the CBJ, which I was hesitant to pay but I was already there and the little head took over. Lots of touching and a good BJ. She seems like a but of a freak and would be a great FS. Maybe next time. She did say the prices would be better next time, but I'm not holding my breath.

[Mich4823]

So I've been a member for a while now and now all of a sudden these L1, L4 and so on are showing up. What do they mean??

Stay safe.

Ima.

All this L1 L2 is a bit ridiculous.

[ImafYouGood]

So I had a dream yesterday that I contacted this girl, emailed back and forth, knocked on her door, a short Italian gal takes me upstairs to her bedroom and we undress lay on her bed and some good conversation to loosen up, I receive a nice light body rub, I do some roaming, on the flip some good fun to BBBJ no CIM, moved to Russian nice pair of bolt on twins, finished there. Clean up. . 75 hh, Then I awoke and realized I just had an awesome dream.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aress/13236915

Stay safe.

Ima.

[SuperToro99]

What if I get a HJ with nudity. Is that like a L 1. 75? LOL. Sorry. Figured I could have fun with it. I do agree with you that we need to call it what it is and use the abbreviations already provided to us on the top of the page. Thanks for your patience.

ST99.

My understanding is that:

L1. Is HJ.

L2 is a BJ.

L3 is FS.

L4. Is an American provider.

L5 is an Asian provider.

L6 is everything else.

So if you get an L3 from an L5 your doing well.

I can not believe I have time to write this suff.

Let us get rid of the letter L and call it what it is.

From a confused hobbiest.

[ImafYouGood]

So I've been a member for a while now and now all of a sudden these L1, L4 and so on are showing up. What do they mean??

Stay safe.

Ima.