Strip Club Reports

[StripperLover]

I will never complain about any of these gold mines. This and 8 mile areas are the Vegas of special strip clubs. You will not find another area in the USA That will come close. Believe me, I've been to those other areas, like Clear Water. You will have to go to Montreal, Frankfurt, and Pattaya..

Agree with you on Frankfurt and Thailand, Montreal doesn't come close to what the first two destinations have to offer. People ask 'did you visit the stripclubs in Germany and Thailand?' when in fact they should ask 'did you visit the fuck clubs in Germany and Thailand? Sex is the only commodity that sells, stripping is what they do here when they outlaw selling sex. Imagine 100 girls in one room trying to sell their pussy. Now imagine row after row, club after club. That hundred turns into thousands. Anytime a club is devoid of talent, i'll pocket my 100 dollar bill and put it towards the 5 girls I can fuck in Pattaya for that amount.

[Best Guy Ab]

Yes, Crickets do have the non-smoking, no valet, no every song VIP scam, no bathroom penguin. It is just more like a regular strip club around that area.

I will never complain about any of these gold mines. This and 8 mile areas are the Vegas of special strip clubs. You will not find another area in the USA That will come close. Believe me, I've been to those other areas, like Clear Water. You will have to go to Montreal, Frankfurt, and Pattaya. I also like to see the product before purchasing since no two products are the same.

WarPig2000 is right-Criket is a good club, I'd rate it way higher than BT's due to the non-smoking factor, and the club not gouging you for $20 EVERY time you go to the VIP. It is light.

Years ahead of any of the Hamilton bars.

[Costanza]

I'm with Steve Black and Ab Guy on this, Damaged One has an axe to grind.

While any club can be hit or miss on a given night, The Cricket is generally clean and the bar itself is well run, its not just bottom shelf and Bud or Miller products.

The separate ventilated smoking area and clean restrooms without a bathroom troll are welcome.

Lap dance areas may not be full rooms like some of the posher clubs but the chairs are comfortable and the curtains give adequate privacy, plus there is room to get your freak on.

So less of the smoke, pushy shot girls and swill from the low end clubs.

Cover free days with free parking, no rest room troll, no 'booth fee'.

Yes, some of the girls DO hang on regulars (day shift) but I figure they are making money there, not just sticking with each other playing with their cell phones until they decide to grace us with "wannadance?" on their sweet time.

Diverse group of girls. 20 somethings, spinners, milfs, a few heavier ones- but from my view, something across the spectrum.

So to recap, think of the story of Goldilocks: One bed was too hard, one too soft, one just right. Porridge to cold, too hot, just right.

Not saying its the ideal club for everyone but options are good and for some of us mongers the middle of the road club IS the best of both worlds.

Haven't been there in a month or so due to family and finances, but the Criket (day-shift) has become my go to club and I will be back.

WarPig2000 is right-Criket is a good club, I'd rate it way higher than BT's due to the non-smoking factor, and the club not gouging you for $20 EVERY time you go to the VIP. It is light.

Years ahead of any of the Hamilton bars.

[Warpig2000]

I'm with Steve Black and Ab Guy on this, Damaged One has an axe to grind.

While any club can be hit or miss on a given night, The Cricket is generally clean and the bar itself is well run, its not just bottom shelf and Bud or Miller products.

The separate ventilated smoking area and clean restrooms without a bathroom troll are welcome.

Lap dance areas may not be full rooms like some of the posher clubs but the chairs are comfortable and the curtains give adequate privacy, plus there is room to get your freak on.

So less of the smoke, pushy shot girls and swill from the low end clubs.

Cover free days with free parking, no rest room troll, no 'booth fee'.

Yes, some of the girls DO hang on regulars (day shift) but I figure they are making money there, not just sticking with each other playing with their cell phones until they decide to grace us with "wannadance?" on their sweet time.

Diverse group of girls. 20 somethings, spinners, milfs, a few heavier ones- but from my view, something across the spectrum.

So to recap, think of the story of Goldilocks: One bed was too hard, one too soft, one just right. Porridge to cold, too hot, just right.

Not saying its the ideal club for everyone but options are good and for some of us mongers the middle of the road club IS the best of both worlds.

Haven't been there in a month or so due to family and finances, but the Criket (day-shift) has become my go to club and I will be back.

[Best Guy Ab]

I do agree Cricket's is between H8 N and BT's. I rarely to go Cricket's because there are a lot of clean girls.

Bogart's and H8 N for sleazier girls. Even though there are some gems in the rough. BT's for better looking girls for not much more.

If you don't like the Cricket, you're entitled to your opinion. However the definition of shit hole does not accurately describe the place. I prefer BTs over Cricket, but the bar, carpet, sound system and parking lot of the Cricket compare very well to BTs. I think everyone would agree Bogarts and H8 (north or south) are actually dive bars, aka shit holes.

[Bigboi47]

I usually go to Bogart's but I'm getting tired of it. I wanted to give H8 N or Silver Criket a try (will probably end up hitting up both eventually).

When comparing H8 N and Criket let me know which has better prices, girls, extras, atmosphere, etc.

Thanks a lot.

Psilo.

I have not been to Henry's in a while, but was in Cricket a couple of weeks ago on a friday the lineup that night was lacking not just quality but quantity too.

[Member #4934]

They are both shit holes, go to BT's.

If you don't like the Cricket, you're entitled to your opinion. However the definition of shit hole does not accurately describe the place. I prefer BTs over Cricket, but the bar, carpet, sound system and parking lot of the Cricket compare very well to BTs. I think everyone would agree Bogarts and H8 (north or south) are actually dive bars, aka shit holes.

[DamagedOne]

I usually go to Bogart's but I'm getting tired of it. I wanted to give H8 N or Silver Criket a try (will probably end up hitting up both eventually).

When comparing H8 N and Criket let me know which has better prices, girls, extras, atmosphere, etc.

Thanks a lot.

Psilo.

They are both shit holes, go to BT's.

[Writer]

I usually go to Bogart's but I'm getting tired of it. I wanted to give H8 N or Silver Criket a try (will probably end up hitting up both eventually).

When comparing H8 N and Criket let me know which has better prices, girls, extras, atmosphere, etc.

Thanks a lot.

Psilo.

IMHO, the girls are better at the cricket but cheaper at h8 n also at the cricket there is a smoking room that is separate from the bar area, at h8 n I always leave smelling like an ash tray and the cricket is a little more upscale in it's decor.

[Deepcover]

What were the charges? I had fun with Jewel twice at BT's. Great natural tits. Great attitude.

Cost was $$ including the hotel. I added a .50 tip for great service.

[Big Puff Daddy]

I met up with an ex BT's dancer named Jewel at a hotel in Warren. Jewel is about 20 years old about an 8 on the stripper scale, narrow waist 38 see size fun bags nice butt and flat stomach. Jewel informed me that she had accepted a great day job and was giving up on working the pole. However she was going to let her favorite customers sample her wares from time to time on a bill by bill basis. Lucky me, I was one of the lottery winners.

Jewel greeted with a hug and kiss when I came in the room. I had just come from work so I went to the bathroom and took a shower to get ready for the entertainment. I came out the bathroom and Jewel was on the bed naked with her legs locked behind her head like some kind of erotic contortionist. I never ever had a girl do anything like this and the sight of her vagina all exposed gave me the stiffest wood I have had in years. I put a casing on my sausage and went to work. Now usually I last about 6 minutes after insertion or 9 minutes after taking Viagra or Cialis. I lasted more than 40 minutes with no chemical assistance. We cycled through all my favorite positions, K9, cow girl, reverse cow girl, missionary and back again with blow jobs in between. Finally I filled the condom with baby batter. Both she and I were drenched in sweat when it was over. If I were a smoker I would have lit one up in celebration. This was by far the best sex I have had since my wife stopped putting out.

What were the charges? I had fun with Jewel twice at BT's. Great natural tits. Great attitude.

[Best Guy Ab]

Thanks brah. I knew good things won't last. Not saying the current lineup is bad.

Shae stopped dancing and became a waitress at H8 N for a while. I hear she moved out of state now. She been gone for months.

[Psilocybin]

I usually go to Bogart's but I'm getting tired of it. I wanted to give H8 N or Silver Criket a try (will probably end up hitting up both eventually).

When comparing H8 N and Criket let me know which has better prices, girls, extras, atmosphere, etc.

Thanks a lot.

Psilo.

[Weezon]

Does anyone know what happened to Barbie? Hard body, bolt on, 30-ish brunette.

Shae at H8 N? Both are a lot of fun.

Shae stopped dancing and became a waitress at H8 N for a while. I hear she moved out of state now. She been gone for months.

[BegForIt]

Read my message again. I cannot be more specific (like providing a link), without violating the terms of this site.

Agree that BP girl is not Ebah, formerly of BTs.

It may not be here but that is the phone number she gave me on the other site you are talking about and the picture in the blue is her. It is posted on her profile there.