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[SlamPoon]

I am getting a divorce. Nothing to do with his lifestyle. But I have also fallen and love and not with a provider. I had taken a break from it and found the love of my life. So I am officially retiring from this lifestyle. It was fun, but I've met my soulmate. Good luck guys!

Hey TravelGuy65,

I'll definitely miss your contributions to the FS posts here. Glad that you have found happiness without feeling the need to screw around. Best of luck.

-SP.

[BigBadWolf1]

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[TravelGuy65]

I am getting a divorce. Nothing to do with his lifestyle. But I have also fallen and love and not with a provider. I had taken a break from it and found the love of my life. So I am officially retiring from this lifestyle. It was fun, but I've met my soulmate. Good luck guys!

[SlamPoon]

As for SP, I hole-hard-on-ly agree: if Ruby adds DFK and BBBJ to her menu, I'm racing you to see who gets to the alter first. If I win, I'll even donate my hot SO to you as a more-than-suitable consolation prize.

That's very sporting of you and appreciated. But you don't have to worry about me wanting to marry her. I am afraid the sex will go downhill for one reason or another once the vows are taken, and then I'd be out looking for another hottie.

[Import]

Any one else notice that many of the adds of OC MPs use pictures form the VC coffee shops. Anybody ever experience a coffee shop girl at an MP?

What the hell do you mean by "VC"? Venture Capital? LOL.

[Sticker]

She poos.

It just smells like Jasmine and Lavender with a hint of honeysuckle.

Unless she eats Taco Bell. . . .

Well definitely Lavender, butt not a trace of Taco Bell.

Tall man: Lavender girls request between $140-$160, but unless you are demonstrably suffering the ravages of Taco Bell, you can always get them down to $140. I always hand them $120, and if they're a newbie other than Ruby, and question the amount, I tell them I'm a regular and that's what I always pay. Hasn't failed thus far.

As for SP, I hole-hard-on-ly agree: if Ruby adds DFK and BBBJ to her menu, I'm racing you to see who gets to the alter first. If I win, I'll even donate my hot SO to you as a more-than-suitable consolation prize.

[St Stephen]

Any one else notice that many of the adds of OC MPs use pictures form the VC coffee shops. Anybody ever experience a coffee shop girl at an MP?

[ChrisPoontang]

She is so damn fresh down there, it makes me wonder if she even poos.

She poos.

It just smells like Jasmine and Lavender with a hint of honeysuckle.

Unless she eats Taco Bell. . . .

[SlamPoon]

I turned Ruby around so she was facing the massage table, bent her over, and munched on her from behind. She has such a gorgeously tiny, yet curvy little ass, that doing DATO on her was nearly as much fun as being inside her. She is so damn fresh down there, it makes me wonder if she even poos. Perhaps she's she was designed to defy nature and just process everything she consumes -- thereby having no functional need for her rectum other than to please others.

LOL. Beautifully put. She tastes so sweet both in the front and back doors, it does make you wonder! Ruby definitely has become more comfortable with ass play. A little while back, after some DATO, I was slowly starting to work my thumb in during DS. She then reached back, grabbed my hand, and pulled, shoving my thumb all-the-way inside. Quite a trip. If she would just add DFK and BBBJ to her repertoire, I would go broke really fast.

[The Tall Man]

Damn you should write for Penthouse mag stories.

What was the damage?

I ended up yesterday afternoon on my old tried but true MP on Whittier Blvd. (the place has been there for years) and although Brenda (27 yo with bolt-on's with plastic butt inserts to boot) got me off it did not leave me satisfied. I will try this place. Thanks for the post.

The Tall Man.

As an SO-free weekend unfurled before me, I pondered my options: Try CandC one more time to see if I could latch onto a lovely young Latina (instead of a jaded Korean MILF); hit Holiday or Holistic for a guaranteed Latina (but no guarantee that she would weigh less than me), or head back to Lavender, where SP et al had recently reported plenty of young Viet sightings in the house.

Needing the sure thing, Lavender's mamasan greeted me enthusiastically why telling me she would send in a hottie. She wasn't lying; lo and behold, my Lavender ATF, Ruby, appeared in my room, and we made up for lost time in short order.

She had just returned from a month-long sojourn in Vietnam, got over her jet lag and came into Lavender this morning refreshed and ready to rock my world. Got to tell you, even though I like to try out different girls most of the time, Ruby is already a four-peat and, given the fact that she's gorgeous inside and out (and with a personality that makes me want to take her home to mama if I still had one), I'll repeat with her whenever the AMP gods are willing.

My reports on Ruby, along with other monger reports, are well documented in this forum, so I'll just add the following: She gave a little shriek of excitement when she saw me in the room, and she latched on to me right away, saying "I missed you, WHERE have you been?" Nice! Then, after she left the room to stow the gratuity and get the kit (a Lavender standard), she reentered the room and was all over me immediately, kissing my neck, soft lip smooches (no LFK nor DFK oh well) and finger-tipping the north-pointing tip of my southern soldier.

Soon Ruby worked her way down to my pulsating piston, giving me a ball wash as she gloved me. However, I couldn't wait to taste her, and while embracing at the outset, I had reached around her petite frame to rub her starfish. There was no resistance, so I thought I would try something new.

I turned Ruby around so she was facing the massage table, bent her over, and munched on her from behind. She has such a gorgeously tiny, yet curvy little ass, that doing DATO on her was nearly as much fun as being inside her. She is so damn fresh down there, it makes me wonder if she even poos. Perhaps she's she was designed to defy nature and just process everything she consumes -- thereby having no functional need for her rectum other than to please others.

WTF, this is turning into a long report, despite my best intentions to keep it brief. Anyway, after lapping her backside, including tonguing her perfectly manicured muffin simultaneously for five minutes or so, I mounted her in the same position and hammered away, this time with the tip of my thumb in her copper penny. I have thick thumbs and fingers, so about a half inch was as far as I could manage in that snug orifice with no complaints from sweet Ruby. Quite the opposite.

Then I flipped her over for the grand finale, with her legs over my shoulders. I love how her pretty peepers roll back in her head when she's really getting into the drilling. Then, when I told her I was ready to pop, she smiled while panting and began lightly pinching my nips. That isn't my thing usually, but coupled with the starry eyed gaze she was laying on me caused me to empty every last drop pronto.

Despite the non-stop fun, we still had 5-10 minutes on the clock, so she insisted on giving me a very competent back massage, elbows and all, for the remaining time. Ruby is back to working about 3 hours a day, except for Sunday and Monday, for all you eager eating beavers. I would just keep her for myself, if I could, but that would need to be in a parallel universe.

[Sticker]

As an SO-free weekend unfurled before me, I pondered my options: Try CandC one more time to see if I could latch onto a lovely young Latina (instead of a jaded Korean MILF); hit Holiday or Holistic for a guaranteed Latina (but no guarantee that she would weigh less than me), or head back to Lavender, where SP et al had recently reported plenty of young Viet sightings in the house.

Needing the sure thing, Lavender's mamasan greeted me enthusiastically why telling me she would send in a hottie. She wasn't lying; lo and behold, my Lavender ATF, Ruby, appeared in my room, and we made up for lost time in short order.

She had just returned from a month-long sojourn in Vietnam, got over her jet lag and came into Lavender this morning refreshed and ready to rock my world. Got to tell you, even though I like to try out different girls most of the time, Ruby is already a four-peat and, given the fact that she's gorgeous inside and out (and with a personality that makes me want to take her home to mama if I still had one), I'll repeat with her whenever the AMP gods are willing.

My reports on Ruby, along with other monger reports, are well documented in this forum, so I'll just add the following: She gave a little shriek of excitement when she saw me in the room, and she latched on to me right away, saying "I missed you, WHERE have you been?" Nice! Then, after she left the room to stow the gratuity and get the kit (a Lavender standard), she reentered the room and was all over me immediately, kissing my neck, soft lip smooches (no LFK nor DFK oh well) and finger-tipping the north-pointing tip of my southern soldier.

Soon Ruby worked her way down to my pulsating piston, giving me a ball wash as she gloved me. However, I couldn't wait to taste her, and while embracing at the outset, I had reached around her petite frame to rub her starfish. There was no resistance, so I thought I would try something new.

I turned Ruby around so she was facing the massage table, bent her over, and munched on her from behind. She has such a gorgeously tiny, yet curvy little ass, that doing DATO on her was nearly as much fun as being inside her. She is so damn fresh down there, it makes me wonder if she even poos. Perhaps she's she was designed to defy nature and just process everything she consumes -- thereby having no functional need for her rectum other than to please others.

WTF, this is turning into a long report, despite my best intentions to keep it brief. Anyway, after lapping her backside, including tonguing her perfectly manicured muffin simultaneously for five minutes or so, I mounted her in the same position and hammered away, this time with the tip of my thumb in her copper penny. I have thick thumbs and fingers, so about a half inch was as far as I could manage in that snug orifice with no complaints from sweet Ruby. Quite the opposite.

Then I flipped her over for the grand finale, with her legs over my shoulders. I love how her pretty peepers roll back in her head when she's really getting into the drilling. Then, when I told her I was ready to pop, she smiled while panting and began lightly pinching my nips. That isn't my thing usually, but coupled with the starry eyed gaze she was laying on me caused me to empty every last drop pronto.

Despite the non-stop fun, we still had 5-10 minutes on the clock, so she insisted on giving me a very competent back massage, elbows and all, for the remaining time. Ruby is back to working about 3 hours a day, except for Sunday and Monday, for all you eager eating beavers. I would just keep her for myself, if I could, but that would need to be in a parallel universe.

[Quinby1]

Stopped by at lunchtime today and got Anna, not to be confused with the notorious Anna at fish & chips. She's an above-average looking MILF about 45 or so with A cups not skinny but not fat either. Gave a decent back massage and on the flip held up 4 fingers for HJ. She offered a BBBJ too but that's too risky for me so I opted for the handy. She had on some loose denim shorts and let me finger her wet snatch but said not to go in too deep. She didn't wear a bra so I had free access to her nipples. She did a good job with the handy and finished up with a short front / chest / arms massage. Nice lady so I'd probably go back. Paid $35 for the hour and $40 for the handy. Not too expensive for a quick lunch break.

[SlamPoon]

She sounds eminently edible. Nice report, and like you and OCAllen note, Lavender appears to be the only sure bet for young Asian FS hotties in OC these days. Now if they would only go full GFE, I'd cancel my ticket to Honolulu.

Thanks. When I was leaving I asked the MMS about new girls. Clearly they know me too well there, and have blown too much $$, because the MMS walked me over to the complex around the corner on Fern to Aroma to introduce me to a few new young hotties. I think their names were Karen, Happy, and Apple. They all looked early / mid 20's and hot as promised. The MMS said these girls rotate between Aroma and Lavender. After the mediocre experiences I reported on about Aroma a little while back, I'm still hesitant. But after meeting these young hotties, I'll probably give it a try soon and report back.

As you say, it's unfortunately unlikely that Honolulu-style GFE will be provided. Given the typical total damage is $180 for the hhr, it makes me wonder whether I should take the plunge and finally explore HX / AAMPs.

[Sticker]

. I look forward to seeing if I can get full-on DATY the next time I see her.

She sounds eminently edible. Nice report, and like you and OCAllen note, Lavender appears to be the only sure bet for young Asian FS hotties in OC these days. Now if they would only go full GFE, I'd cancel my ticket to Honolulu.

[SlamPoon]

I wasn't planning to monger again this week, but after my unsatisfactory experience with the chubby MILF / GMILF at H&H, I really felt the need to screw a young hottie. So I headed to Lavender in the early afternoon today and got Lisa. This is not the Lisa that Sticker reported about back in post #11660. I only got to do that previous Lisa once, but she was really sexy and a ton of fun. This new Lisa (who has been there a few months now) is even hotter but not quite as fun -- so far. She's got to be in her early 20's with an attractive face and a gorgeous petite hard body. Lisa doesn't look Viet to me, but I am not sure what Asian country she is from. I'd give her face a 7 and body a 9.

We got right down to business. I like that she disrobes and is completely naked so I can ogle her body during the action. (I don't like that her moans and sexy talk, to me anyway, sound so fake.) She was standing at the side of the table while I sat up and ravished her sexy bolt-ons. Her nips are nice and responsive, and she genuinely seems to enjoy sensual tittie play. The previous two times I have seen her, she didn't let me DATY. I had to try my luck again. This time when she lay down for MISH, I gently kissed her from her tits down to her kitty. As she always does, she has one hand holding a tit and one hand covering her kitty. I looked at her and said, "Can I give you a few kisses here?" She said, "No kisses. But you can use your hand. " Well, that's a move in the right direction. Despite her invitation, I strongly suspected she would not let me finger-fuck her for any serious length of time, so I kept it gentle and mostly on the outside, hoping I could arouse her enough to lower her defenses. As I started to work on her clit, she moaned in pleasure, and lifted up her outstretched legs into the air and spread them in a wide V. What an amazing view! Fondling her pussy while ogling her in this position was a treat for sure, but I was going crazy not being able to taste her luscious pussy that was staring at me. After a while I tried again -- "Just a few soft kisses? I'll be gentle. ", and this time she relented -- sort of. It was oh so sweet to flick my tongue gently on her clit and begin to swirl it around. But she held me to my word, and just let me do this for about 10 seconds before saying she was too sensitive. (Yeah, right.).

Then we proceeded to MISH and finished with DS. The fucking was really good, and we did some variations. For example, in MISH we spent some good time with her feet on my shoulders and me pumping her while kneeling on the bed. Afterwards, I tipped her $140, and was on my way.

For me, playing with her kitty for a while and getting a brief taste of it was a nice improvement over previous sessions. I look forward to seeing if I can get full-on DATY the next time I see her.