Massage Parlor Reports

**FastHustler** · 07-27-15 13:57

Originally Posted by FineByMe72 [View Original Post]

My experience was the same. I thought she was nice though and did a good job on the massage but that was a couple / few years ago.

They are the same and my experience was the same she did a great massage and a few times accidentally rubbed up against the boys so after many trips I asked and she said no extras sorry so I stopped going talk about blue balls LOL! Its no wonder she has changed her name there are so many places you can get a HE now a days there is not much need for her services. In the begining she did offer a great price per hour I think it was $30 or $35 if I remember right you had to buy 5 or so visits so at that price it was OK.

**PickyPicky** · 07-27-15 09:34

Originally Posted by JMarshall [View Original Post]

http://www.massagemyspa.com/

Thanks for the clarification. Been here myself. A big disappointment.

**Member #5111** · 07-27-15 09:22

Originally Posted by PickyPicky [View Original Post]

Did your device auto-correct? Is this why Massage?

http://www.massagemyspa.com/

**FineByMe72** · 07-26-15 19:32

My experience was the same. I thought she was nice though and did a good job on the massage but that was a couple / few years ago.

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

I believe she used to post as Beth, worked out of office near NW GR. As I recall, in her ads back then she was very adament about no extras, don't even ask, its not going to happen.

**Mr Cruzer** · 07-26-15 09:32

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

Don't bother with this one. She's back after a long hiatus. She should have stayed gone! She's a be! Tch and is often very rude. She will deny service to anyone for the most bizarre of reasons. I went there once after lunch. I'd had a sandwich with onions on it and she flipped out, saying she could smell it and that it was offensive. Then we had a fight over text for like an hour about it. Just weird! No extras. Doesn't even offer deep tissue anymore. I don't mind throwing this lady under the bus. She does not deserve our business. That's my 2 cents anyhow.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5140301569.html

I believe she used to post as Beth, worked out of office near NW GR. As I recall, in her ads back then she was very adament about no extras, don't even ask, its not going to happen.

**PickyPicky** · 07-26-15 06:17

Originally Posted by JMarshall [View Original Post]

Was heading into GR and saw their post on CL. 70 min for $60 including TS, sounded good so I stopped in. MS was masseuse, walked around with a digital timer. Rooms were small and no door, just curtain. TS was thorough though she insisted on washcloth over the boys, kept saying she go home if boss find out. That didn't bode well for me for the massage. While the massage was good, she used more oil than Jiffy Lube does when I take my car in. On the flip, no no no no was the theme. Then she shorted me by 10 min with "arr done". I left the door fee on the table while she waited upfront. Had the microwater bottle for me, I told her to keep it. Told her the fee was on table, she ask for tip and I laughed at her. She actually stepped in front of me as I was walking out. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sorry. Told her to remember that next time.

Legit massage which wasn't bad but be sure to tell them less or no oil. My shirt was damp from it even after she hot toweled my back off. Will not return.

Did your device auto-correct? Is this why Massage?

**PickyPicky** · 07-26-15 06:14

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

Don't bother with this one. She's back after a long hiatus. She should have stayed gone! She's a be! Tch and is often very rude. She will deny service to anyone for the most bizarre of reasons. I went there once after lunch. I'd had a sandwich with onions on it and she flipped out, saying she could smell it and that it was offensive. Then we had a fight over text for like an hour about it. Just weird! No extras. Doesn't even offer deep tissue anymore. I don't mind throwing this lady under the bus. She does not deserve our business. That's my 2 cents anyhow.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5140301569.html

I thought I'd reviewed this one a while back but I don't see anything under my name. This is one of those "massage-will-cure-all-your-ills" types who offers unsolicited, hocus-pocus advice for everything.

**Crod6969** · 07-25-15 22:33

Saw Amber at Pacific this past week. Great body loaded with tats, and very talkative. Massage was lackluster and the non-stop talking continued even through the HE and it was like idle chit chat, nothing to help the mood. Good thing I only booked a half hour. Very disappointing. Will definitely not repeat.

**FineByMe72** · 07-25-15 19:32

I had the exact same dream as you.

Originally Posted by CapAugieNemo [View Original Post]

Had the opportunity to see Laylah, saw her for a thirty minute dream, massage was okay, the flip was good as she took direction. The bad part of the dream is she wants too much to expose skin. Paid 40/40, she wanted 100 to go full nude. What I got was the opportunity to play with her ass. Sorry, won't be back to see her. I at least got one tit in my dream at Relax massage for $40. LOL.

**HarryHood** · 07-25-15 18:42

Don't bother with this one. She's back after a long hiatus. She should have stayed gone! She's a be! Tch and is often very rude. She will deny service to anyone for the most bizarre of reasons. I went there once after lunch. I'd had a sandwich with onions on it and she flipped out, saying she could smell it and that it was offensive. Then we had a fight over text for like an hour about it. Just weird! No extras. Doesn't even offer deep tissue anymore. I don't mind throwing this lady under the bus. She does not deserve our business. That's my 2 cents anyhow.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5140301569.html

**NoseJelly** · 07-24-15 23:34

Originally Posted by Nwoutsider [View Original Post]

Spent some time with Lexi at Royal yesterday. I've read lots of good reviews here and thought I would give her a try myself.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...l-you/19539869

On the flip came some upsell: . 6 for HE, . 8 topless and $ to get completely comfortable. Let the little head do the thinking and went for the $ (I'm a terrible negotiator).

Overall, would definitely repeat. Total damage was $. 6, which is a lot more than I normally spend. Hopefully next time, I'll leave the extra money out of reach.

Too late. She'll remember you and expect another Benjamin again.

**Nwoutsider** · 07-24-15 16:33

Spent some time with Lexi at Royal yesterday. I've read lots of good reviews here and thought I would give her a try myself.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...l-you/19539869

Reviews are very accurate. Maybe a little bit bigger than her pictures lead on, but certainly not a bbw (though I love a good bbw). Opted for the hour at. 6 and we went back. Probably one of the best non-CMT massages I've ever gotten! Spent a lot of time hitting all the tense spots with the occasional tease.

On the flip came some upsell: . 6 for HE, . 8 topless and $ to get completely comfortable. Let the little head do the thinking and went for the $ (I'm a terrible negotiator). Got an amazing HE with LOTS of roaming (more than I've experienced before around here). A little dirty talk and it was all she wrote. Finished on her amazing see's and relaxed for a minute. Noticed the clock before I left and she didn't leave a minute before our hour was up. Nice to finally get the full time from someone!

Overall, would definitely repeat. Total damage was $. 6, which is a lot more than I normally spend. Hopefully next time, I'll leave the extra money out of reach.

**SeekerOfSex** · 07-24-15 15:20

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

My Fellow Mongers! These MP Ladies keep shorting on time and demanding Re Dic Dollars for tips because the Majority of Mongers (Not All) let them. Remember Cash / the Customer is King! As Men, our Big Heads short circuit when Boobies and Vagina are involved and the Little Head takes over! Would you let your Auto Mechanic charge full price and only give you partial service? Hell Naw! I've been there. I was a Noob once upon a time. It takes practice, practice and researching this forum.

If you are at Royal, Oasis or Paradise and get shorted, complain to Barry not Jennifer. If you get shorted at Pacific, complain to Kiet. Etc. , Etc. They want Repeat Customer more than most of the Girls do.

The only thing more powerful than Pussy is Money!

NJ.

Good thing to keep in mind. It never occurred to me that working girls would try and short a paying customer. I have never had that issue. But it seems to be a problem for a lot of folks. Fuck that.

**TomG0106** · 07-23-15 11:37

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

Any intel??

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...image=19676683

There are a few reviews on her. Bottom line extras (like topless, etc) costs more. Major upselling, not full service, not worthwhile.

**Mr Cruzer** · 07-23-15 08:35

Returned to Healthy Habits, wanted to try Katriina, but she was off that day, so I decided to repeat with Stephanie and see if the second was as enjoyable as the first visit. Cute, solidly built Asian (not really a spinner but by no means BBW), maybe 30 +, pleasant, enough English to lightly converse. Only short wait before she returned to the room. (I have often found the length of time before a provider returns is an indication on how enthused she is and how long the session will last). Nice, pleasant full body MS, back and front, with great HJ / HE. She has the tease down to a science, starting early, continuing often throughout, making the ending great. With some encouragement top came off (great set of titties) and roaming. She did not discourage, or encourage, roaming, more or less went along with it, with one polite inquiry whether I tip. Ended before the hour, so she offerred more front massage to fill the hour. Was there just over an hour total. 60/40.