Massage Parlor Reports

[Propilot]

JW in the role of CPT Nathan Brittles, USA, Calvary was known to say "Never apologize, it is a sign of weakness" (she wore a yellow ribbon). It is also Gibb's Rule #6.

So, Comrade Propilot, rule #6 variationA. Never apologize for taking a three-week vacation!

Hope you had a great time. Welcome back.

I am sure you were always nice to the ladies!

PA.

Thank you. My inbox is cleared my friend. When I returned from vacation, I went to TK. See my latest report on the PG Board.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[Derringer]

I used to see Norma in DC as well. The location I recall was a dimly lit back room in a funky apartment building. I thought she gave a great massage, and as you say, the additional options were nice. Ditto on what Jm said. Being a regular and a gentleman should pay dividends.

I am currently one of Norma's regular clients. She is a sweet lady and an awesome massage therapist. Definitely professionally trained and offers the best massage I have ever had either inside or outside the hobby.

She never posts pictures, except of her massage table, but I think she has a very pretty face and a sexy body. To top it off, I have a "thing" for Latina MILFs. So I am a big fan!

Be a gentleman and after a couple of visits she gets more comfortable. Tipping well never hurts, either. But look at it as an investment that will pay dividends later. With that being said, the extras are somewhat sparse. At least they have been for me. But every little bit helps make the session more enjoyable. And the fact is, her actual massage technique alone is worth the benjy, which is very reasonable. As always, YMMV.

I can definitively say that she does not have a shower available. So clean up before you get there. And you can always PM me for more details.

The.

[Boulder1028]

I paid a visit to Garden Spa. Avoid at all costs! One of many lazy KAMP rip-off places where a 30 min session turns into 15 minutes and the providers are expecting a 60 tip for basic noVA services.

I didn't ask for my provider's name as I didn't really care for her after she made a fuss for not getting 60 tip. My 30 min session turned into about 15 minutes. She let me nurse on her attributes like a baby but no way I'm giving 60 for being shortchanged on time. And the massage was ok, nothing to write home about. My provider was very petite, like 5', if that, with A cups and a smoker's voice. Not worth the money.

There is another monget sites dedicated to just MPs and this place has a rating of 4 out of 5 stars with many monger reviews so not sure how mongers think this is a great place to visit.

Sounds like you had young / mya. I've always had good experiences with her. I've never done 30 minute though. Linda is great, not a pro massage by any means, thicker and not very cute in the face, but for. 8 tip she will drop the clothes and give the backdoor attention if you enjoy that. I know I did.

[Pilot Aviator]

JW in the role of CPT Nathan Brittles, USA, Calvary was known to say "Never apologize, it is a sign of weakness" (she wore a yellow ribbon). It is also Gibb's Rule #6.

So, Comrade Propilot, rule #6 variationA. Never apologize for taking a three-week vacation!

Hope you had a great time. Welcome back.

I am sure you were always nice to the ladies!

PA.

Pilot Aviator, my apologies for the missed PM. I was on vacation the last three weeks and just returned home to see your pm. My PM box was also too full to respond. I hope that you went and had a good time. I will empty my pm box within the next 24 hours. Once again my apologies.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[Propilot]

Pilot Aviator, my apologies for the missed PM. I was on vacation the last three weeks and just returned home to see your pm. My PM box was also too full to respond. I hope that you went and had a good time. I will empty my pm box within the next 24 hours. Once again my apologies.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[Serpico99]

I paid a visit to Garden Spa. Avoid at all costs! One of many lazy KAMP rip-off places where a 30 min session turns into 15 minutes and the providers are expecting a 60 tip for basic noVA services.

I didn't ask for my provider's name as I didn't really care for her after she made a fuss for not getting 60 tip. My 30 min session turned into about 15 minutes. She let me nurse on her attributes like a baby but no way I'm giving 60 for being shortchanged on time. And the massage was ok, nothing to write home about. My provider was very petite, like 5', if that, with A cups and a smoker's voice. Not worth the money.

There is another monget sites dedicated to just MPs and this place has a rating of 4 out of 5 stars with many monger reviews so not sure how mongers think this is a great place to visit.

[Big Daddy Don]

Went by Imperial off 236 the other day. Haven't been there in while but it used to be a go to place. The skinny little mamma who runs the place is kind of cute and used to really enjoy the DATY treatment. This time however I got someone different. Didn't catch the name, sorry. Bit chunky but I figured what the heck I had always been treated good here. Mediocre massage but she was not afraid to give little attention to the back door. Come flip time I told her it was her turn, she wanted $100 minimum. I laughed and let her know that chubby little box was not gold plated. She looked disappointed but I just laid back, closed my eyes and let her work the tension out of my loins for $40 if she didn't want to have a good time. It still worked for me. Probably won't go back though.

[JmSuttr]

Visited a spa off of Sunset Hills rd in Reston near Mctacohut. Clean place, the mamasan was cordial. . 80 for door fee. Unfortunately I missed practitioners name, but she was a pretty k girl with nice bees with a spinner body. Nice TS, cleaning all vital areas. Average massage. On flip, she showed off the bees, with plenty of feeding and roaming. Nice nips, seems like she was into it. Standard Nova finish. Been there a couple of times since, but haven't been able to link up with her again though. Will visit again, perhaps make my regular spot since its conveniently close. AMP's are a way safer bet these days than BP escorts since the uptick in LE stings.

Stay safe,

Uncle J.

AMPs may arguably be safer than answering a BP ad for some unverified, unreviewed provider, but they're still subject to raids and if you're visiting one at the wrong time you can find yourself in a difficult position.

From everything I've observed over the years, the safest arrangement with respect to avoiding Uncle is to host an outcall provider at your own place. Since LE needs a high degree of control in order to maintain safety, they're unlikely to send someone into an uncontrolled environment. But outcall, unfortunately, creates a different set of risks (which have been discussed and debated at length in this forum) and is especially not a good idea if you've never seen the provider before.

So the next safest option is to do enough homework to ensure you're dealing with a provider who is real and hopefully has some reviews out there. Nothing is 100% guaranteed in the hobby but that arrangement offers the best risk / reward ratio, IMHO.

[JmSuttr]

Sorry to post this administrative reminder.

JmSuttr. Your mailbox is full.

Deleted PMs to make some room. Thanks.

[NyHornet]

Does anyone know if Anna is still at ViVi?

I went by there a couple of days ago. The sign said open, but door was locked and no one answered the phone and no message. Just kept ringing. That was Tuesday.

[Birdo]

Does anyone know if Anna is still at ViVi?

[Big Jizzle]

Visited a spa off of Sunset Hills rd in Reston near Mctacohut. Clean place, the mamasan was cordial. . 80 for door fee. Unfortunately I missed practitioners name, but she was a pretty k girl with nice bees with a spinner body. Nice TS, cleaning all vital areas. Average massage. On flip, she showed off the bees, with plenty of feeding and roaming. Nice nips, seems like she was into it. Standard Nova finish. Been there a couple of times since, but haven't been able to link up with her again though. Will visit again, perhaps make my regular spot since its conveniently close. AMP's are a way safer bet these days than BP escorts since the uptick in LE stings.

Stay safe,

Uncle J.

[Happy Guy 2]

I'm no agent, like the others have said the ad's change all the time thus why I provide the name just in case you guys need to do a bit more searching to find the girl. I've been mongering for awhile now and an even longer lurker before I decided to start giving back to the community. No reason to doubt my reviews, I take my reviews very seriously as they are an extension of my credibility and I would much rather be considered a trustworthy source then a less than reliable poster that offers nothing back.

Looks like from all the feedback, I owe Bossanova86 an apology for doubting his review and comments.

Sorry,

Happy Guy 2.

[MrSunnyHills]

I've had it 3 times. The first, in LA years ago, was the best. Was at a regular AMP (Korean) with a semi-regular. It was a slow early afternoon appointment. She asked if her friend could join. I asked how much extra and she said just a bit of tip.

Sure enough, ended up with one sitting on my face, with the other giving me a great BBBJ. And some nice switching around. (but this was the "good ole days" In UK a couple of times. Both I had read reviews about. THey were different Thai. I knew one would be pretty conservative, though would have a good finish. In one case, one was really good at massage, the other not so much. I think they may have done it partially as a "security" measure. The other was more sensual and they were a decent team. But as JS mentioned, without intel, it's hard to imagine that it would be a great deal. Especially if you can use the same money for 2 visits.

Assuming that's the case, IMHO 4-hand is not worth the extra $ except under a few very specific conditions:

One is if you find a review or report which gives high marks to the two providers offering the massage. And that review or report should be about the two providers working together, not separately. Just because two providers might be highly-rated as individuals is no guarantee they will have good chemistry together and with the client. Once in a while you might read a review or hear about a pair of masseuses who work very well together and provide an exceptional session. If that's the case, I would jump at the opportunity.

Another is if you're trying out a new spa and want to check out more than one masseuse as intel for future visits. In a 4-hand massage, you might get a better sense (prettier, more playful, better personality, etc.) of which masseuse you would enjoy seeing again.

And the last circumstance that I can think of is if a 4-hand session is offered at a good discount. Just remember to tip each girl according to the regular rate, not the discounted amount.

I've had 4-hand massages on a number of occasions and while it's enjoyable (I'm a huge fan of massage, in general) it isn't twice as enjoyable as a 2-hand massage from a good masseuse. And for FBSM, it's been my experience that girls are more adventurous and willing when they are alone with you than they are likely to be with one of their co-workers in the room at the same time. They will see you as a client only occasionally but they will see each other every day. And spa girls, especially AMP ones, are very prone to gossip. So if mamasan or the masseuse suggests 4-hand, you should recognize that the primary reason they're probably doing it is to get more $ out of you. I would personally refuse such an offer or I would make a counteroffer at a discounted price.

No simple answer or formula and I would certainly like to hear about the (good or bad) 4-hand experiences of other forum members.

[Skooby]

Assuming that's the case, IMHO 4-hand is not worth the extra $ except under a few very specific conditions:

One is if you find a review or report which gives high marks to the two providers offering the massage. And that review or report should be about the two providers working together, not separately. Just because two providers might be highly-rated as individuals is no guarantee they will have good chemistry together and with the client. Once in a while you might read a review or hear about a pair of masseuses who work very well together and provide an exceptional session. If that's the case, I would jump at the opportunity.

Another is if you're trying out a new spa and want to check out more than one masseuse as intel for future visits. In a 4-hand massage, you might get a better sense (prettier, more playful, better personality, etc.) of which masseuse you would enjoy seeing again.

And the last circumstance that I can think of is if a 4-hand session is offered at a good discount. Just remember to tip each girl according to the regular rate, not the discounted amount.

I've had 4-hand massages on a number of occasions and while it's enjoyable (I'm a huge fan of massage, in general) it isn't twice as enjoyable as a 2-hand massage from a good masseuse. And for FBSM, it's been my experience that girls are more adventurous and willing when they are alone with you than they are likely to be with one of their co-workers in the room at the same time. They will see you as a client only occasionally but they will see each other every day. And spa girls, especially AMP ones, are very prone to gossip. So if mamasan or the masseuse suggests 4-hand, you should recognize that the primary reason they're probably doing it is to get more $ out of you. I would personally refuse such an offer or I would make a counteroffer at a discounted price.

No simple answer or formula and I would certainly like to hear about the (good or bad) 4-hand experiences of other forum members.

Yes, I meant 4-hand massages.

Thanks for the input.