Massage Parlor Reports

**Sillyolman** · 07-23-15 19:06

Originally Posted by MrJohnSmith [View Original Post]

Guys if you like the sexy Korean chicks with slender model looks go to CB and ask for Sammy. She is about 5'9-5'10 all natural and a very beautiful Face tight bod. She had on this super tight mini dress on and some long ass legs she looked like a classy expensive call girl. I had another great experience with her today it was better than the last visit. Great personality and funny as hell. Total damage 210 hh worth every minute and every buck. Had the works done today total GFE Great Service. Beautiful staff.

For that kind of money. That dollar figure is extremely high. Guys like you really fuck it up for everybody else. You go in and throw ridiculous $$ at her ($210 is a value for an hour of fucking) so now she wants more guys to pay her a higher rate.

Fellas, understand what is going on. Don't let a hot chick make you pay twice what you should. Unless of course, she absolutely floats your boat for a most enjoyable cruise. Otherwise, please be mindful of the information shared here. You control the market. If you won't pay the rates they want, those rates will change.

**Adepti** · 07-23-15 17:35

Originally Posted by IndianRiver [View Original Post]

I agree. I would hate to ask what an hour would cost. She makes more an hour than my attorney does.

An hour would be 240-250 if you tack on just their house fee alone for the extra time. (not including any additional tip).

Of course, this place has its own stream of steady supporters that are rolling in the dough and are willing to pay up for it. The rationalization for them is they get quality for the $$ To each their own I suppose.

**CransdorfMukai** · 07-23-15 14:10

So, I am looking for a few hints for the Leesburg / Tavares / Mt Dora area. I go through there a lot and wouldn't mind stopping at a recommended AMP.

CM.

**SanFordBB** · 07-23-15 14:09

Originally Posted by MrJohnSmith [View Original Post]

Guys if you like the sexy Korean chicks with slender model looks go to CB and ask for Sammy. She is about 5'9-5'10 all natural and a very beautiful Face tight bod. She had on this super tight mini dress on and some long ass legs she looked like a classy expensive call girl. I had another great experience with her today it was better than the last visit. Great personality and funny as hell. Total damage 210 hh worth every minute and every buck. Had the works done today total GFE Great Service. Beautiful staff.

That was more than I contributed for an hour the last time I visited about a month ago, and I thought that was a stretch. Guess will have to put off a repeat until they come to their senses.

**Indian River** · 07-23-15 13:55

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

210 for hh, that is insane! For that price you can get a full hour with one of Orlandos very good providors.

I agree. I would hate to ask what an hour would cost. She makes more an hour than my attorney does.

**DeadEye65** · 07-23-15 13:07

Originally Posted by StCurtis [View Original Post]

Saw the ad for this one, thought I'd give it a whirl for a HH. Girl wasn't bad, a bit on the stockier side, but nice personality and chatty even though her english wasn't the greatest. Nice tables, clean facility. The rub was great, but be aware they use scented lotion. Standard extra available, didn't get the vibe of anything else. Total damage. 90. I don't think I would repeat, so many better options available.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9888/12904354

I went there a few months ago and got nothing. I think I reviewed it. Could have just been wrong girl or they realized they weren't going to make money being "legit. ".

**Barolo** · 07-23-15 12:02

Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]

If you want to point fingers at who's to blame for your bad service look no further than your fellow mongers.

Used to be that AMTs gave great massages. Used to be the standard tip was 40. That has changed because many guys sole interest is in a HJ or other extras. That has changed because guys are paying a 40+ Asian woman the same as they are paying a young attractive escort who provides more.

The way to reverse this trend is to stop both. Be clear up front that you are there for a massage. If you do not get one. Stop the session and ask for your money back. If it is not good in 5 minutes it is not going to get any better. Then tip appropriately based upon the service received. Do not give in to the pouty face.

BTW, I have been to Serenity and had an excellent massage.

This is absolutely dead on! Great post! The only thing I will add to this. I honestly never do hh, if I did I would never tip 40 for hh. The other point, if I am paying for an hour, I better get minimum 45 minutes. Or I deduct from the 40.

**Barolo** · 07-23-15 11:58

Originally Posted by MrJohnSmith [View Original Post]

Guys if you like the sexy Korean chicks with slender model looks go to CB and ask for Sammy. She is about 5'9-5'10 all natural and a very beautiful Face tight bod. She had on this super tight mini dress on and some long ass legs she looked like a classy expensive call girl. I had another great experience with her today it was better than the last visit. Great personality and funny as hell. Total damage 210 hh worth every minute and every buck. Had the works done today total GFE Great Service. Beautiful staff.

210 for hh, that is insane! For that price you can get a full hour with one of Orlandos very good providors.

**TinyTin** · 07-23-15 11:50

I visited King Massage recently and drew Coco which she worked at Nobles massage in Clermont. She quickly remembered me since I used to go there a lot. I took a hh for $60 marios but she hit some good spots. On the flip my menu was expanded but not by much. I took the CBJ which the funny part the use of plastic cooking wrap instead of your regular condom. I have to say, either they ran out of it or got creative. Total damage was about $140 marios.

**TinyTin** · 07-23-15 11:45

This is an old review that needed to be posted. After been ban out (which I guess I deserve) from an AMP, I went to visiti Luxsa. They welcome me with open arms and I drew out Skylar. I have to tell you, we really hit it off right of the back. Even though she had be baby bump, she was great fun and her rub down was great. There some fluids flying around but I tell you she made me laugh at all times. I have to thank her for a great time and would recommend.

**Maggot** · 07-23-15 09:49

Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]

If you want to point fingers at who's to blame for your bad service look no further than your fellow mongers.

Used to be that AMTs gave great massages. Used to be the standard tip was 40. That has changed because many guys sole interest is in a HJ or other extras. That has changed because guys are paying a 40+ Asian woman the same as they are paying a young attractive escort who provides more.

The way to reverse this trend is to stop both. Be clear up front that you are there for a massage. If you do not get one. Stop the session and ask for your money back. If it is not good in 5 minutes it is not going to get any better. Then tip appropriately based upon the service received. Do not give in to the pouty face.

BTW, I have been to Serenity and had an excellent massage.

Yeah, I've given SS good reviews several times in this forum in the past over several years; it's usually a pretty good place. This was the absolute worst experience I've had at any AMP in the CONUS, and only suggesting to stay away from that particular therapist. I know you've been around the block, and if what you say is true, then it's a sad state of affairs.

**Member #4882** · 07-23-15 05:04

I don't do Asians but 210 bags of rice for an HH. You can buy Rice for a Chinese Restaurant for a year for 210 bags.

Originally Posted by MrJohnSmith [View Original Post]

Guys if you like the sexy Korean chicks with slender model looks go to CB and ask for Sammy. She is about 5'9-5'10 all natural and a very beautiful Face tight bod. She had on this super tight mini dress on and some long ass legs she looked like a classy expensive call girl. I had another great experience with her today it was better than the last visit. Great personality and funny as hell. Total damage 210 hh worth every minute and every buck. Had the works done today total GFE Great Service. Beautiful staff.

**StCurtis** · 07-23-15 01:31

Saw the ad for this one, thought I'd give it a whirl for a HH. Girl wasn't bad, a bit on the stockier side, but nice personality and chatty even though her english wasn't the greatest. Nice tables, clean facility. The rub was great, but be aware they use scented lotion. Standard extra available, didn't get the vibe of anything else. Total damage. 90. I don't think I would repeat, so many better options available.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9888/12904354

**Exec Talent** · 07-22-15 19:17

Originally Posted by Maggot [View Original Post]

Decided to dream about Serenity since I was bored, and ended up TOFTT.

Drew Julia. Quite attractive young Chinese visiting until end of August from Vegas with good English; thought my day was looking up at this point. She came & settled in the room and was ready to start the massage right off the bat. I asked about the TS, the reply, "Oh, you want that"? Why yes, of course. So she proceeds to give the absolute worst TS in recent memory and I had to dry myself off. Back at the room. Yeah, worst massage in recent history as well. Paid for an hour, she asks for the flip at 30 minutes and doesn't even give me a headrest over the fucking face-hole in the table. At this point, I see it's a scam and don't let the little head to think. She says she's open to HE or CBJ. I offer CBJ at. 6. She says higher. I say CBJ at. 8. She says no way. At this point I just say fuck it & offer. 4 for HE (was considering leaving all-together, the massage was that bad). She pouts & tells me she can go see if there's someone else that wants to help me out for that amount. Seriously? So she goes & talks to the other girls, & comes back in 5 minutes or so (at which time I'm getting up to leave) and says everyone else is busy and she needs the. 4. -- Mind you, I'm no hideous CHUD, am respectful and have money to spend. Ok fine, WTF ever, 40 mario coins it is. As I'm dreaming of my HE, I'm noticing a hell of a lot of chafing going on, but I make the best of it. After the HE, she heads out & I get up and notice she's been giving me a HE with Germ-X. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? Ladies and gentlemen of the audience. Don't try this at home. It stinks and it definitely doesn't feel good when it dries.

At this point, Julia nowhere to be found. I get dressed & put the agreed mario coins on the dresser even though I've been accosted with anti-bacterial. I wait. I wait some fucking more. No one comes around so I start to head out. Now all of a sudden Julia and her partner come running down the hallway like I'm trying to rip them off and corner me at the door. I tell them to look at the fucking dresser, which one of them does and confirms my tip is there, and I GTFO and committed to memory to make sure I write a review here so none of my brothers fall into the same ripoff I did.

Brothers, I've had better service from a mamasan. Steer the fuck clear.

If you want to point fingers at who's to blame for your bad service look no further than your fellow mongers.

Used to be that AMTs gave great massages. Used to be the standard tip was 40. That has changed because many guys sole interest is in a HJ or other extras. That has changed because guys are paying a 40+ Asian woman the same as they are paying a young attractive escort who provides more.

The way to reverse this trend is to stop both. Be clear up front that you are there for a massage. If you do not get one. Stop the session and ask for your money back. If it is not good in 5 minutes it is not going to get any better. Then tip appropriately based upon the service received. Do not give in to the pouty face.

BTW, I have been to Serenity and had an excellent massage.

**Mr John Smith** · 07-22-15 19:11

Guys if you like the sexy Korean chicks with slender model looks go to CB and ask for Sammy. She is about 5'9-5'10 all natural and a very beautiful Face tight bod. She had on this super tight mini dress on and some long ass legs she looked like a classy expensive call girl. I had another great experience with her today it was better than the last visit. Great personality and funny as hell. Total damage 210 hh worth every minute and every buck. Had the works done today total GFE Great Service. Beautiful staff.