Massage Parlor Reports

[Maggot]

If you want to point fingers at who's to blame for your bad service look no further than your fellow mongers.

Used to be that AMTs gave great massages. Used to be the standard tip was 40. That has changed because many guys sole interest is in a HJ or other extras. That has changed because guys are paying a 40+ Asian woman the same as they are paying a young attractive escort who provides more.

The way to reverse this trend is to stop both. Be clear up front that you are there for a massage. If you do not get one. Stop the session and ask for your money back. If it is not good in 5 minutes it is not going to get any better. Then tip appropriately based upon the service received. Do not give in to the pouty face.

BTW, I have been to Serenity and had an excellent massage.

Yeah, I've given SS good reviews several times in this forum in the past over several years; it's usually a pretty good place. This was the absolute worst experience I've had at any AMP in the CONUS, and only suggesting to stay away from that particular therapist. I know you've been around the block, and if what you say is true, then it's a sad state of affairs.

[Member #4882]

I don't do Asians but 210 bags of rice for an HH. You can buy Rice for a Chinese Restaurant for a year for 210 bags.

Guys if you like the sexy Korean chicks with slender model looks go to CB and ask for Sammy. She is about 5'9-5'10 all natural and a very beautiful Face tight bod. She had on this super tight mini dress on and some long ass legs she looked like a classy expensive call girl. I had another great experience with her today it was better than the last visit. Great personality and funny as hell. Total damage 210 hh worth every minute and every buck. Had the works done today total GFE Great Service. Beautiful staff.

[StCurtis]

Saw the ad for this one, thought I'd give it a whirl for a HH. Girl wasn't bad, a bit on the stockier side, but nice personality and chatty even though her english wasn't the greatest. Nice tables, clean facility. The rub was great, but be aware they use scented lotion. Standard extra available, didn't get the vibe of anything else. Total damage. 90. I don't think I would repeat, so many better options available.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9888/12904354

[Exec Talent]

Decided to dream about Serenity since I was bored, and ended up TOFTT.

Drew Julia. Quite attractive young Chinese visiting until end of August from Vegas with good English; thought my day was looking up at this point. She came & settled in the room and was ready to start the massage right off the bat. I asked about the TS, the reply, "Oh, you want that"? Why yes, of course. So she proceeds to give the absolute worst TS in recent memory and I had to dry myself off. Back at the room. Yeah, worst massage in recent history as well. Paid for an hour, she asks for the flip at 30 minutes and doesn't even give me a headrest over the fucking face-hole in the table. At this point, I see it's a scam and don't let the little head to think. She says she's open to HE or CBJ. I offer CBJ at. 6. She says higher. I say CBJ at. 8. She says no way. At this point I just say fuck it & offer. 4 for HE (was considering leaving all-together, the massage was that bad). She pouts & tells me she can go see if there's someone else that wants to help me out for that amount. Seriously? So she goes & talks to the other girls, & comes back in 5 minutes or so (at which time I'm getting up to leave) and says everyone else is busy and she needs the. 4. -- Mind you, I'm no hideous CHUD, am respectful and have money to spend. Ok fine, WTF ever, 40 mario coins it is. As I'm dreaming of my HE, I'm noticing a hell of a lot of chafing going on, but I make the best of it. After the HE, she heads out & I get up and notice she's been giving me a HE with Germ-X. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? Ladies and gentlemen of the audience. Don't try this at home. It stinks and it definitely doesn't feel good when it dries.

At this point, Julia nowhere to be found. I get dressed & put the agreed mario coins on the dresser even though I've been accosted with anti-bacterial. I wait. I wait some fucking more. No one comes around so I start to head out. Now all of a sudden Julia and her partner come running down the hallway like I'm trying to rip them off and corner me at the door. I tell them to look at the fucking dresser, which one of them does and confirms my tip is there, and I GTFO and committed to memory to make sure I write a review here so none of my brothers fall into the same ripoff I did.

Brothers, I've had better service from a mamasan. Steer the fuck clear.

If you want to point fingers at who's to blame for your bad service look no further than your fellow mongers.

Used to be that AMTs gave great massages. Used to be the standard tip was 40. That has changed because many guys sole interest is in a HJ or other extras. That has changed because guys are paying a 40+ Asian woman the same as they are paying a young attractive escort who provides more.

The way to reverse this trend is to stop both. Be clear up front that you are there for a massage. If you do not get one. Stop the session and ask for your money back. If it is not good in 5 minutes it is not going to get any better. Then tip appropriately based upon the service received. Do not give in to the pouty face.

BTW, I have been to Serenity and had an excellent massage.

[Mr John Smith]

Guys if you like the sexy Korean chicks with slender model looks go to CB and ask for Sammy. She is about 5'9-5'10 all natural and a very beautiful Face tight bod. She had on this super tight mini dress on and some long ass legs she looked like a classy expensive call girl. I had another great experience with her today it was better than the last visit. Great personality and funny as hell. Total damage 210 hh worth every minute and every buck. Had the works done today total GFE Great Service. Beautiful staff.

[Maggot]

Decided to dream about Serenity since I was bored, and ended up TOFTT.

Drew Julia. Quite attractive young Chinese visiting until end of August from Vegas with good English; thought my day was looking up at this point. She came & settled in the room and was ready to start the massage right off the bat. I asked about the TS, the reply, "Oh, you want that"? Why yes, of course. So she proceeds to give the absolute worst TS in recent memory and I had to dry myself off. Back at the room. Yeah, worst massage in recent history as well. Paid for an hour, she asks for the flip at 30 minutes and doesn't even give me a headrest over the fucking face-hole in the table. At this point, I see it's a scam and don't let the little head to think. She says she's open to HE or CBJ. I offer CBJ at. 6. She says higher. I say CBJ at. 8. She says no way. At this point I just say fuck it & offer. 4 for HE (was considering leaving all-together, the massage was that bad). She pouts & tells me she can go see if there's someone else that wants to help me out for that amount. Seriously? So she goes & talks to the other girls, & comes back in 5 minutes or so (at which time I'm getting up to leave) and says everyone else is busy and she needs the. 4. -- Mind you, I'm no hideous CHUD, am respectful and have money to spend. Ok fine, WTF ever, 40 mario coins it is. As I'm dreaming of my HE, I'm noticing a hell of a lot of chafing going on, but I make the best of it. After the HE, she heads out & I get up and notice she's been giving me a HE with Germ-X. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? Ladies and gentlemen of the audience. Don't try this at home. It stinks and it definitely doesn't feel good when it dries.

At this point, Julia nowhere to be found. I get dressed & put the agreed mario coins on the dresser even though I've been accosted with anti-bacterial. I wait. I wait some fucking more. No one comes around so I start to head out. Now all of a sudden Julia and her partner come running down the hallway like I'm trying to rip them off and corner me at the door. I tell them to look at the fucking dresser, which one of them does and confirms my tip is there, and I GTFO and committed to memory to make sure I write a review here so none of my brothers fall into the same ripoff I did.

Brothers, I've had better service from a mamasan. Steer the fuck clear.

[BraddyWestSide]

Decided to take the drive out to Palm Bay today to see Wendy. You can pretty easily find her reviews here and on the Brevard County board. Mixed but good reviews and I was hoping for some manscaping / clean up. She's really easy to schedule with, is very beautiful and has a great personality. Me and her just didn't gel. The hair removal work wasn't that great, her office doesn't have a space to wash up and her massage was more of a light rub. For the price, if you're local, it's not bad. For an Orlando guy, don't think I'd make the drive just for that again.

[Ukieman]

Decided to try King in Clermont again.

What a waste of Mario Coins.

8 door fee for 1 hour.

Drew Coco, not bad looking tiny little thing.

Had to ask for the table shower and she seemed surprised that I would want one. All in all, not a bad TS.

Back in the Room the flip happened in about 10 minutes, and then we went for the options which were very vague.

Wound up dropping $ on a nude BJ.

Well the BJ lasted all of 1 minute before she went back to the hand. And nude was pulling up her top and unbuttoning her shorts.

She did allow full roaming.

Was shown the door in less than 30 minutes.

For $. 8 not worth it at all.

Ukie out.

[BraddyWestSide]

Anyone have any good east side non-AMP recommendations? I've seen Rani and she's ok. Plan to see Tina when she gets back. Working on East Side now and finding it tough to get used to new surroundings. Any indie with legit massage + sensual is a winner in my book. Thanks in advance.

[Timy1979]

I already forgot her name or didn't ask for it. Easy to get a hold of by text or calling. Easy to find location and also you can go see her at the luxa spa. Did the sensual massage for. 65 for the hour. She did a very nice job getting all the Joint the was acking on the backside. Then on the flip gave a nice BBJ / handjob for round one then she massage my Feet and neck which felt great then another round of BBJ for second cup. Will be repeating with her atleast once a month. I left a. 30 tip at the end of it.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ience/12566976

Looks like a man!

[Barolo]

I took one for the team. This place was a bust as an american owned. Now it is Asian, Julie mid-forties was my therapist. Actually she was the only one there. When she was leaning against my arm, I casually brushed her leg with my hand. She moved out of range. She never teased, never close to the boys, etc. I gave her a look as she left the room, she stated I can not do anything. As I left she said please come back, I nicely told her no.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5133433306.html

[Alamassage1]

Hi, I am traveling to Orlando near Disney and want a massage at my hotel and wanted some help. Looking for someone safe for sensual massage with extras and no need for full service. A little older lady is no problem. I would appreciate any help and certainly happy to help this board for Alabama visits. Thanks.

[LuvInIt007]

Prom night virgin? Sounds interesting

Or if you do anything for the rest of your lives IVy is the one to do. This dream was out of this world. Message me for full details. Put it this way. She reminded of the Virgin on prom night.

[Mr John Smith]

Or if you do anything for the rest of your lives IVy is the one to do. This dream was out of this world. Message me for full details. Put it this way. She reminded of the Virgin on prom night.

Yes she is quite a hot little hottie. She is so young and beautiful and surprisingly she is very minded for a young good looking provider, by Orlando standards. Three thumbs up go check it out, make the rights moves and you won't be disappointed.

[Nickoglock]

Hailey Knight was my atf. I keep hoping she will come back to us, but it looks like she is gone forever. Anyone have any suggestions for a similar therapist. I was especially wondering about a certain visiting VIP fitness model, but I would love any other suggestions. Stay safe.

She was my ATF as well. I loved her and also keep hoping to see her resurface. I loved the 90 minute sessions with her.

More than anything.