Massage Parlor Reports

[HarryHood]

Don't bother with this one. She's back after a long hiatus. She should have stayed gone! She's a be! Tch and is often very rude. She will deny service to anyone for the most bizarre of reasons. I went there once after lunch. I'd had a sandwich with onions on it and she flipped out, saying she could smell it and that it was offensive. Then we had a fight over text for like an hour about it. Just weird! No extras. Doesn't even offer deep tissue anymore. I don't mind throwing this lady under the bus. She does not deserve our business. That's my 2 cents anyhow.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5140301569.html

[NoseJelly]

Spent some time with Lexi at Royal yesterday. I've read lots of good reviews here and thought I would give her a try myself.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...l-you/19539869

On the flip came some upsell: . 6 for HE, . 8 topless and $ to get completely comfortable. Let the little head do the thinking and went for the $ (I'm a terrible negotiator).

Overall, would definitely repeat. Total damage was $. 6, which is a lot more than I normally spend. Hopefully next time, I'll leave the extra money out of reach.

Too late. She'll remember you and expect another Benjamin again.

[Nwoutsider]

Spent some time with Lexi at Royal yesterday. I've read lots of good reviews here and thought I would give her a try myself.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...l-you/19539869

Reviews are very accurate. Maybe a little bit bigger than her pictures lead on, but certainly not a bbw (though I love a good bbw). Opted for the hour at. 6 and we went back. Probably one of the best non-CMT massages I've ever gotten! Spent a lot of time hitting all the tense spots with the occasional tease.

On the flip came some upsell: . 6 for HE, . 8 topless and $ to get completely comfortable. Let the little head do the thinking and went for the $ (I'm a terrible negotiator). Got an amazing HE with LOTS of roaming (more than I've experienced before around here). A little dirty talk and it was all she wrote. Finished on her amazing see's and relaxed for a minute. Noticed the clock before I left and she didn't leave a minute before our hour was up. Nice to finally get the full time from someone!

Overall, would definitely repeat. Total damage was $. 6, which is a lot more than I normally spend. Hopefully next time, I'll leave the extra money out of reach.

[SeekerOfSex]

My Fellow Mongers! These MP Ladies keep shorting on time and demanding Re Dic Dollars for tips because the Majority of Mongers (Not All) let them. Remember Cash / the Customer is King! As Men, our Big Heads short circuit when Boobies and Vagina are involved and the Little Head takes over! Would you let your Auto Mechanic charge full price and only give you partial service? Hell Naw! I've been there. I was a Noob once upon a time. It takes practice, practice and researching this forum.

If you are at Royal, Oasis or Paradise and get shorted, complain to Barry not Jennifer. If you get shorted at Pacific, complain to Kiet. Etc. , Etc. They want Repeat Customer more than most of the Girls do.

The only thing more powerful than Pussy is Money!

NJ.

Good thing to keep in mind. It never occurred to me that working girls would try and short a paying customer. I have never had that issue. But it seems to be a problem for a lot of folks. Fuck that.

[TomG0106]

Any intel??

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...image=19676683

There are a few reviews on her. Bottom line extras (like topless, etc) costs more. Major upselling, not full service, not worthwhile.

[Mr Cruzer]

Returned to Healthy Habits, wanted to try Katriina, but she was off that day, so I decided to repeat with Stephanie and see if the second was as enjoyable as the first visit. Cute, solidly built Asian (not really a spinner but by no means BBW), maybe 30 +, pleasant, enough English to lightly converse. Only short wait before she returned to the room. (I have often found the length of time before a provider returns is an indication on how enthused she is and how long the session will last). Nice, pleasant full body MS, back and front, with great HJ / HE. She has the tease down to a science, starting early, continuing often throughout, making the ending great. With some encouragement top came off (great set of titties) and roaming. She did not discourage, or encourage, roaming, more or less went along with it, with one polite inquiry whether I tip. Ended before the hour, so she offerred more front massage to fill the hour. Was there just over an hour total. 60/40.

[Dddinks]

Joy doesn't advertise much. Just call Royal Tuch on 44th.

Joy only works at Royal Touch on Saturdays and Monday mornings. She normally works at Relaxation Station at nights Monday thru Friday. She likes to go to the casinos on Friday and Saturday nights so might not be in. She had been working at Royal since Amber has been out for a while.

[HarryHood]

Any intel??

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...image=19676683

[NoseJelly]

Thanks for the education, do you think we should show them a stop watch when they come in the room?

Yes! I wear a giant one on a gold chain, around my neck, just like Flava Flav.

[Spartan191]

Thanks for the education, do you think we should show them a stop watch when they come in the room?

A great idea to get a timer. I may head to Target and get a cheap $4. 99 kitchen timer that you can set to 1 hour and.

When the hour is up "ding" you're done.

It's time to "Take back our hour" .

They advertise a hour. We pay for the hour. It belongs to us.

[Benz1]

My Fellow Mongers! These MP Ladies keep shorting on time and demanding Re Dic Dollars for tips because the Majority of Mongers (Not All) let them. Remember Cash / the Customer is King! As Men, our Big Heads short circuit when Boobies and Vagina are involved and the Little Head takes over! Would you let your Auto Mechanic charge full price and only give you partial service? Hell Naw! I've been there. I was a Noob once upon a time. It takes practice, practice and researching this forum.

If you are at Royal, Oasis or Paradise and get shorted, complain to Barry not Jennifer. If you get shorted at Pacific, complain to Kiet. Etc. , Etc. They want Repeat Customer more than most of the Girls do.

The only thing more powerful than Pussy is Money!

NJ.

Thanks for the education, do you think we should show them a stop watch when they come in the room?

[NoseJelly]

My Fellow Mongers! These MP Ladies keep shorting on time and demanding Re Dic Dollars for tips because the Majority of Mongers (Not All) let them. Remember Cash / the Customer is King! As Men, our Big Heads short circuit when Boobies and Vagina are involved and the Little Head takes over! Would you let your Auto Mechanic charge full price and only give you partial service? Hell Naw! I've been there. I was a Noob once upon a time. It takes practice, practice and researching this forum.

If you are at Royal, Oasis or Paradise and get shorted, complain to Barry not Jennifer. If you get shorted at Pacific, complain to Kiet. Etc. , Etc. They want Repeat Customer more than most of the Girls do.

The only thing more powerful than Pussy is Money!

NJ.

[Benz1]

I've seen Lexi a few times, but the last couple times I've been short changed on time. I get it's not going to go exactly an hour but the last two times I've paid for 60 and received 35 and 30. The first time I was told she'd make it up to me and the last time was even shorter. Good massage but not $ combined for 30 min good.

Saw Joy for the first time last week and it was a really good massage and flip. Standard rate and tip but the massage was great and it filled the hour. I travel extensively for work so I've been to too many MP's around the country to count. Best place I've ever been was a place in Charlotte, NC, but I'd say Joy was in the top 3. I'll definitely be back to see her from now on when I'm on the GR area.

Welcome to Grand Rapids MP world. Your first post was about getting stood up by Jennifer (typical Jennifer review). Your second was about shorted time by Lexi, and they never make it up to you. Ever!
The best response I've seen to that problem was in a post by NoseJelly at the islands, after being shorted on time, he shorted her tip and told her he would make it up to her next time.
We should all learn from NJ.

[TeeMich]

Do you have a link?

Joy doesn't advertise much. Just call Royal Tuch on 44th.

[RushBlitzer]

Saw Saisha recently, paid $40 tipped $40. Appt started off late. A lot of arguing between the girls in the MP. Normal catty work shit. As far as the rub it was ok, put as much pressure as I like. When it came to the flip, wanted too much. Nude she wanted $80. She was willing to do topless for $40. Nothing special about the finish but the job did get done.

She's cute with nice tits, would have liked to see the bday suit but not for her prices. Won't repeat.