Streetwalker Reports

[CharlieSheen28]

Tonight I had a problem and need everyone's help.

I picked up Jessica on Fairhaven and we headed off to find a spot to get the deed done.

I figured I had found a good spot off of Chesapeake Ave and we made a left onto 4th St. Jessica had some good skills, and was going at it pretty good for about 2 minutes with a BBBJ.

All of a sudden a man came out of no where with a cell phone camera screaming at us to get the fuck out of the neighborhood. I don't think he.

Got much of us, but he came from the right side. I immediately put the car in drive and sped off. The man that approached us was white, older.

With salt and pepper hair and a goatee.

I took Jessica into Anne Arundel to get the job done but was worried I was being followed or reported.

Obviously, I am done with Brooklyn, so everyone else stay away from Chesapeake Ave. He has my license plate, but can't prove I picked up someone either.

Any help would be appreciated, or just PM me.

Thanks a great deal and watch your ass over there.

[Muff Scout]

Muff, a legend! Don't forget Bench, also a legend.

Whatever happened to the Fox?

Peace and love. Lax.

Thanks Lax, but at best I was a "B" legend.

I was not in the same league as Trashman.

Benchseats Rock was a legend.

Remember Mykonos Lover, Ricky Racoon, Green Shadow and Happy One?

Stay safe all.

Muff "the semi-retired sub-legend" Scout

[Horsetrader]

For your information, the hyphen is a membrane which is part of the vulva, covering the vagi. Oh damn. I was thinking of the hymen. Oh well, don't let me get started on the meaning of the period. Punctuation and pussy can be confusing! CB.

Thanks. I needed a laugh after a tough day at work.

[Curtisbay]

I got a PM about a week ago from "BBKSA" asking for Liz's number. The guy has ZERO posts, so I simply ignored him. Then I got another from him that said he would give me Little Sara's number if I would give him Liz's. I replied to him this time, saying that I already have Little Sara's number and since he has zero posts I don't know who he is and he won't get any information from me. He sends another, giving me Sara's number anyway and saying that he stated that he doesn't post. I ignored that one also. Then today I get one that is titled "You're Pitiful" and the body of the message says:

..Thanks for nothing, if you even know what a hyphen is......

I'm not at all sure what that means, so I guess I'm just pitiful. Watch out for zero post guys asking for information!

For your information, the hyphen is a membrane which is part of the vulva, covering the vagi. Oh damn. I was thinking of the hymen. Oh well, don't let me get started on the meaning of the period. Punctuation and pussy can be confusing! CB.

[YellaPerch]

What's the story with the tall SW with long hair (I think her name is Dawn) that's always out on Wilkens, stoop sitting? I've never pulled the trigger with her but I've been tempted. Anyone ever sample her goods?

Dawn is a good girl, she's easy going and open to most anything. Treat her nice and she won't let you down. She is a sweetheart.

[Dr.Monger]

My smart ass repost earlier reminded me that plenty of old timers around here still remember trashman. He's missed. His antics / adventures and humor were legendary.

What a legendary character. Don't see many like that. He was what he was. And he was a lot of what he was and great at it. All the way to the end. Impressive.

Guess he's looping for tail in that great run down SW ridden stroll in the sky. Or maybe giving the devil a little what for for gettin' on his nerves and talking crap out of turn.

As someone who spent a good deal of time with The Trashman, and even went to his pre-passing "wake", I can tell you that unequivocally The Trashman was the best. And not only at the street game. He had escort game. Told me about a wild pre-M&G orgy with a former well known local escort that was outrageous! He had stripper game too. I learned a great deal about getting takeout from Blockettes from him. He was an all around player, and I feel fortunate to have known him. I miss him. May he rest in peace.

Dr. Monger.

P.S. He would not put up with half the bs that going on on the Baltimore board. Although his flamethrower would most likely be out of fuel by now!

[Checkumout]

Met her yesterday on Fairhaven did not date her but got name and digits any info on her.

[EasyLuvr]

What's the story with the tall SW with long hair (I think her name is Dawn) that's always out on Wilkens, stoop sitting? I've never pulled the trigger with her but I've been tempted. Anyone ever sample her goods?

[EasyLuvr]

That's funny! I had a guy once offered to trade Kiara's number for another girl I had posted!

CLS, I've got 4 Kiera numbers. Want 'them? LOL.

[Ebdawgg]

My smart ass repost earlier reminded me that plenty of old timers around here still remember trashman. He's missed. His antics / adventures and humor were legendary.

What a legendary character. Don't see many like that. He was what he was. And he was a lot of what he was and great at it. All the way to the end. Impressive.

Guess he's looping for tail in that great run down SW ridden stroll in the sky. Or maybe giving the devil a little what for for gettin' on his nerves and talking crap out of turn.

[Elber Gonzalez]

Since I was not able to pick the hottie with glasses I continued with my search of a young cutie, it was probably till 03:30 when I noticed one wearing a dress showing off her nice set of 36 the's, she just turn 26, but she looks younger, she has great attitude and the service was SUPERB, she goes by Val, I'm trying to get in touch with her, but her phone seems off, I'll make a trip over there to search for this one, I'd love to have her in my favs list.

[Elber Gonzalez]

I've been cruising around the west side lately due to the lack of cuties in the Brooklyn area, I've met couple providers in their early 30's, not bad, but nothing wort to report about, but the last weekend I was cruising around 02:00 and spotted two young ladies walking on S. Carey, close to Washington blvd, one had more meat than the other one, but the one that caught my eye was the smaller, the one with blonde / pink hair, she was wearing white pants spandex type with black pattern, she also wears glasses, in my book she is a hottie, I was trying to get her in the car, but I guess she declined my offer thanks to her abusive BF who was waiting around the corner for her to teach her a lesson, SMFH, what a shame, anyway if someone here knows this girl let me know her schedule I'd love to try that.

[KayJay1]

Which one? I can think of at least 3 on Pontiac in BP alone!

The thick one bolobellgrande posted on Sunday.

[Cls9637]

I think you're making this stuff up just to get sympathy, Cls. Nobody on this board has ever begged me or you or anyone for a number. Especially people who have posted Jack and Shit. Not once. Nope. Unheard of.

Hey can I give you a number you already have for a number I don't have? I can give you Liz's number.

That's funny! I had a guy once offered to trade Kiara's number for another girl I had posted!

[Rizalboy]

I got a PM about a week ago from "BBKSA" asking for Liz's number. The guy has ZERO posts, so I simply ignored him. Then I got another from him that said he would give me Little Sara's number if I would give him Liz's. I replied to him this time, saying that I already have Little Sara's number and since he has zero posts I don't know who he is and he won't get any information from me. He sends another, giving me Sara's number anyway and saying that he stated that he doesn't post. I ignored that one also. Then today I get one that is titled "You're Pitiful" and the body of the message says:

..Thanks for nothing, if you even know what a hyphen is......

I'm not at all sure what that means, so I guess I'm just pitiful. Watch out for zero post guys asking for information!

I think you're making this stuff up just to get sympathy, Cls. Nobody on this board has ever begged me or you or anyone for a number. Especially people who have posted Jack and Shit. Not once. Nope. Unheard of.

Hey can I give you a number you already have for a number I don't have? I can give you Liz's number.