Streetwalker Reports

[StrokinJoe]

Who's reaching out to capture a moment, everyone knows it's Windy. Who's peeking out from under a stairway, calling out a name that's lighter than air. Who's bending down to give me a rainbow, everyone knows it's Windy. And Windy has stormy eyes, that flash at the sound of buys. And Windy has wings that fly above the sky. Everybody knows- it's Windy. Met her on aloha st. About 3 weeks ago. Said she was from college park and related she doesn't come down here very often. Also said she's not like the other girls -she doesn't chase it. Well, well lo and behold she slowly became a princess of the night. She called out my name and off we went.

Please, please tell me this is the one that used to work at Dizzy World. Mickey fired her for being fucking crazy. If it is, post according so I can tell you a good one. And yes a CRAZY good bbbjwcaohfatasli. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

At Joe's HO PARK LOL. Take care. Santa. Ho Ho Ho.

It's also got to have a bronzed bench in front with Michelle sitting on it. Hey does Valerie, thin, light skinned blackish mixed spinner around the Racetrac ring any bells to anyone. Will post back in a bit when I have more time. She was my "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" from last night. SJ.

[SantaClause]

Wow. All those letter strung together -trying to figure this out- what's Santa up to -either that's Santa bragging or may be he's put a code in their he wants us to figure out. Ran the letters thru an app of mine called- deciphering hidden roman numerals- the machine crunched and a surprising number came out- 2025. Hmm what's he up to. After many minutes I had it figured out. He wants us to speculate on what the trail will be like in 2025. I said I'll take a shot at that. So here goes.

Sitting in my living room watching 3-dee porn, I decided to take my hand off my cock- and go for the real thing- on good old Orange Blossom Trail. Spoke into my kiosk -wrapped around my neck and said. Program the car for standard route OBT. The self-driving electric car was now ready for prime time. Got in and arrived on the trail. All the girls have super smart phones now and when their ready- they set their transponders on trick. This sends out a signal as to where they are. Over the last ten years the girls have all switched to the super drug. Flacca. (Which I encountered in South Fla ten years ago.) Flacca turns the girls into Super -Ho's. What is a SSW- their turned on enough to whisper in your ear the whole time your fucking them -your favorite fantasy. Finally drove by blossom park and see that it has been replaced by Joe's HO PARK. And in the front entry way is a bronze statue of Joe. With his hand on his dick and the other hand on his keyboard. HOHOHOHOHOHOH

At Joe's HO PARK LOL. Take care. Santa. Ho Ho Ho.

[BTmyMt]

Good reading. " grab some wawa napkins " aha! So it's you that's been taking all the napkins. Pleasa leave some Wawa napkins for Santa LOL. Be careful SC.

Sure will santa don't want to get a stocking full of coal now LOL.

Be safe brother.

-BMM.

[Montes2]

Yeah this is Vivian that was rated at #3 on Santa's original Top 5 . One of the best BJ's ever that ranks right up there with my All Time Greats. Santa gave Vee extra candy candy canes for her stellar performance. She was a very naughty girl and was treated accordingly. Oh yeah NO Ronald or Wawa napkins needed. DTBBBJCIMWSw. Santa.

Wow. All those letter strung together -trying to figure this out- what's Santa up to -either that's Santa bragging or may be he's put a code in their he wants us to figure out. Ran the letters thru an app of mine called- deciphering hidden roman numerals- the machine crunched and a surprising number came out- 2025. Hmm what's he up to. After many minutes I had it figured out. He wants us to speculate on what the trail will be like in 2025. I said I'll take a shot at that. So here goes.

Sitting in my living room watching 3-dee porn, I decided to take my hand off my cock- and go for the real thing- on good old Orange Blossom Trail. Spoke into my kiosk -wrapped around my neck and said. Program the car for standard route OBT. The self-driving electric car was now ready for prime time. Got in and arrived on the trail. All the girls have super smart phones now and when their ready- they set their transponders on trick. This sends out a signal as to where they are. Over the last ten years the girls have all switched to the super drug. Flacca. (Which I encountered in South Fla ten years ago.) Flacca turns the girls into Super -Ho's. What is a SSW- their turned on enough to whisper in your ear the whole time your fucking them -your favorite fantasy. Finally drove by blossom park and see that it has been replaced by Joe's HO PARK. And in the front entry way is a bronze statue of Joe. With his hand on his dick and the other hand on his keyboard. HOHOHOHOHOHOH

[SantaClause]

Tooling down near Jordan street last night but what did I see- a 4' 9" 80# super spinner. Pulled up next to her and she jumps in. " Marty" she shouts, (she always screws up my name). OMG its Erica. She's usually up on 44th. What a huge mistake. She starts her monger groan list. "Marty can I get a cigarette," I get them- while frantically looking for my antacids. "Can I have 2. " Can't find my Tums- bad week to be out of those. I tell her that she's been getting bad reviews on USASG. She says " I don't give a fuck". Oh man here we go. "What's in that cup. " She exclaims. Orange juice I say. "Can I have some" as she drains the cup. I'm getting a headache- my bottle of Ibuprofen is empty- bad time of the month for that. " Marty, let me borrow your make up"- as she grabs my make up tray, (I keep makeup for the girls). Now I know I need a drink- can't find my bottle of JD- damn, not the right week to be out of liquor. Next " Marty can I have one of your dresses" (I keep dresses for the girls). No I say, while scanning my stash spot for an oxycontin pill. Not a good day to be out of pills. Finally I've had enough- I hit the ejection button. (Had a Martin -Baker F-14 Tomcat seat) installed just for this purpose. She flies out of the car and is flung 300' feet in the air, as she is floating down I hear her say -"Marty- you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".

Erica to Marty " you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".

Ash-a-lay to SFJ " shoot me mother fucker ".

Santa.

[StrokinJoe]

Tooling down near Jordan street last night but what did I see- a 4' 9" 80# super spinner. Pulled up next to her and she jumps in. " Marty" she shouts, (she always screws up my name). OMG its Erica. She's usually up on 44th. What a huge mistake. She starts her monger groan list. "Marty can I get a cigarette," I get them- while frantically looking for my antacids. "Can I have 2. " Can't find my Tums- bad week to be out of those. I tell her that she's been getting bad reviews on USASG. She says " I don't give a fuck". Oh man here we go. "What's in that cup. " She exclaims. Orange juice I say. "Can I have some" as she drains the cup. I'm getting a headache- my bottle of Ibuprofen is empty- bad time of the month for that. " Marty, let me borrow your make up"- as she grabs my make up tray, (I keep makeup for the girls). Now I know I need a drink- can't find my bottle of JD- damn, not the right week to be out of liquor. Next " Marty can I have one of your dresses" (I keep dresses for the girls). No I say, while scanning my stash spot for an oxycontin pill. Not a good day to be out of pills. Finally I've had enough- I hit the ejection button. (Had a Martin -Baker F-14 Tomcat seat) installed just for this purpose. She flies out of the car and is flung 300' feet in the air, as she is floating down I hear her say -"Marty- you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".

Hey Brother did she have her purple wig on. She could have used it for a parachute. She is bad news. I always see her around the Racetrac and try to dodge her but she will chase you down. Every time I turn down Jordan there's a fucking cop. Sunday morning around 3 ish I filled up at the 7/11 and pulled onto Jordan as a cute little Latino drifted by and what happens next? A fucking cop with his spotlight on shined it right on her and I stop in the middle of the road and he pulls up to me and asks me what I'm doing and I said I stopped because you had the spot light on and didn't want to interfere with your business and he says move along buddy and I'm like how'd you know my name? Every fucking time anyway that led be back south where I hooked up with Vivian so the story had a happy ending. SJ.

[Montes2]

Tooling down near Jordan street last night but what did I see- a 4' 9" 80# super spinner. Pulled up next to her and she jumps in. " Marty" she shouts, (she always screws up my name). OMG its Erica. She's usually up on 44th. What a huge mistake. She starts her monger groan list. "Marty can I get a cigarette," I get them- while frantically looking for my antacids. "Can I have 2. " Can't find my Tums- bad week to be out of those. I tell her that she's been getting bad reviews on USASG. She says " I don't give a fuck". Oh man here we go. "What's in that cup. " She exclaims. Orange juice I say. "Can I have some" as she drains the cup. I'm getting a headache- my bottle of Ibuprofen is empty- bad time of the month for that. " Marty, let me borrow your make up"- as she grabs my make up tray, (I keep makeup for the girls). Now I know I need a drink- can't find my bottle of JD- damn, not the right week to be out of liquor. Next " Marty can I have one of your dresses" (I keep dresses for the girls). No I say, while scanning my stash spot for an oxycontin pill. Not a good day to be out of pills. Finally I've had enough- I hit the ejection button. (Had a Martin -Baker F-14 Tomcat seat) installed just for this purpose. She flies out of the car and is flung 300' feet in the air, as she is floating down I hear her say -"Marty- you still owe me for this date- mother fucker".

[Montes2]

Who's reaching out to capture a moment, everyone knows it's Windy. Who's peeking out from under a stairway, calling out a name that's lighter than air. Who's bending down to give me a rainbow, everyone knows it's Windy. And Windy has stormy eyes, that flash at the sound of buys. And Windy has wings that fly above the sky. Everybody knows- it's Windy. Met her on aloha st. About 3 weeks ago. Said she was from college park and related she doesn't come down here very often. Also said she's not like the other girls -she doesn't chase it. Well, well lo and behold she slowly became a princess of the night. She called out my name and off we went.

[StrokinJoe]

They really stooped thatnlow that's crazy LOL.

P.S.

Damn my post take forever to show up LOL.

Whassup BTmyMt? This is a problem we ALL have dealt with. It takes 6 months to become a SM and then if you're not a fuck up pain in the ass, like I was, and get your ass spanked by A2 and have your post's deleted, then your posts start going live immediately. Just got to wait your turn. Keep them up Brother. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

Jessica at the sunoco do you happen to have a pic of her? I had a dream about 2 days ago that I still need to post (I feel like montes2 dayslater) LOL with 2 different jessicas around the quadrant and also is Vivian the one with the tattoos on her lower stomache? I seen this hottie blonde WSW wearing some hot outfit showing off her body nicely couldn't pick up tho was sad LOL.

The Jessica I speak of is one that has been around for years. She'll look like and angel then 3 months later scare the hell out of you and then disappear for a while then be back and start all over again. I posted on her for Valentines Day I think the post was Feb 15th and I put up a couple of pics, and this was when she was looking good. She was top notch competition for any of the girls in The Quadrant at that period of time and unbelievable deep throat and FS. I wouldn't touch her the way she looks now. I also saw the blonde hottie a few times. She almost always wears a tank top and has lots of tats, nice body, never met her though. And also was Michelle The Baggage Handler sleeping in front of the Sunoco Saturday night. I would love to see some White Knight come rescue her. I don't know if Viv has tats on her belly but she is very pretty and has a tramp stamp with black and red if I remember correctly. She had on jeans and a top and wasn't showing much skin, BUT SHE WILL! Take care. SJ.

[BTmyMt]

Made the turn at Walgreens and proceeded down Nashville -started to notice something strange- no "girls" - couldn't put my finger on it. Whats wrong? Then I notice it - 2 basketball tall black "girls" wearing blond wigs and short skirts. Standing together on 41st and not moving. I've never seen them before. Hmm 2 of them- what does this mean. It can't be- they haven't stooped that low have they. I turn around and see a real girl. Roll down the window and ask "are those cops. " She says " you better get out of her boy". Take another ride by- I can't believe it. Undercover trannys. Decide to hear their voices- yell out - "kinda slow tonight"- I hear a hi falsetto voice ring back "sure is". Wow well trained. Damn, damn, damn, damn, - WTF. They've done it- they've finally done it. The police academy has trained tranny decoys. I decide to google- police academy typical syballus. And there it is- a course in prostitute operations. Read the course synopsis. Oh boy -a class on tranny decoys. Read the class byline- it says 1. How to dress our boys for tranny operations 2. Practicing the falsetto voice, and finally 3. Common catch phrases of trannys. I read on and see that " come here" - is there. Yeah, I've heard that before, then I see- "Stop" -is there- yeah heard that before. And boy these cops are smart- for those of us who ride around with a tall one they have "hey let me see that!" Pretty smart. And then OMG there it is, I can't believe it but there it is -damn, damn, damn there it is. No-No-Ahhh- but there it is- " You know I'm a boy don't you".

They really stooped thatnlow that's crazy LOL.

P.S.

Damn my post take forever to show up LOL.

[Montes2]

Picked up Bree near 39th- always a roller coaster ride with her- she didn't disappoint. She gets in and the coaster starts its pull up. Clack, clack, clack. "Kinda scary out there". Really Bree, I answer -clack, clack. "It's so dark" (still daylight). Um -huh I respond. Clack, clack. "People are so weird". You got that right- I think. Sure are- I say. She says "there's demons out there, you know. " I say -I know. I'm thinking she's one of them. Next she says " I'm kinda hungry but I can't eat meat. All those chickens getting their throats slashed. " Coaster is at its peak and she says "there's waterbugs out there that keep jumping on me". Wow. Wondering where I can get some oxycontin. Alrighty then I say where do you want to go to eat. You are not going to believe this one. " POPEYE'S" she replies. Get done with that and we go to the back of the van. I ask her as I always do if she's had any good dates. She's goes " I've been dating younger men" (Bree is about 35). Want to tell me about it- while she grabs my dick. She relates that she's met a 20 year Mexican and a 21 year old black boy in the hood. She proceeds to tell me about her date. She takes him over to the local trap house- she grabs him by the hand and leads him thru the living room- where the other girls can see her. Says she can feel the other girls jealousy as she walks by. "Their claws were definitely out". She goes to one of the rooms and has him sit on the bed. She says he takes out his young cock and she takes off her top. She then relates that- she looks at his penis and notices it's glistening on the tip. She tells me next -that she takes off her bra and her nipples become fully erect. Finally she takes a hit and climbs on top. When done- goes back on the street. Where she meets me. And we have a date. Grrrr.

[StrokinJoe]

Made the turn at Walgreens and proceeded down Nashville -started to notice something strange- no "girls" - couldn't put my finger on it. Whats wrong? Then I notice it - 2 basketball tall black "girls" wearing blond wigs and short skirts. Standing together on 41st and not moving. I've never seen them before. Hmm 2 of them- what does this mean. It can't be- they haven't stooped that low have they. I turn around and see a real girl. Roll down the window and ask "are those cops. " She says " you better get out of her boy". Take another ride by- I can't believe it. Undercover trannys. Decide to hear their voices- yell out - "kinda slow tonight"- I hear a hi falsetto voice ring back "sure is". Wow well trained. Damn, damn, damn, damn, - WTF. They've done it- they've finally done it. The police academy has trained tranny decoys. I decide to google- police academy typical syballus. And there it is- a course in prostitute operations. Read the course synopsis. Oh boy -a class on tranny decoys. Read the class byline- it says 1. How to dress our boys for tranny operations 2. Practicing the falsetto voice, and finally 3. Common catch phrases of trannys. I read on and see that " come here" - is there. Yeah, I've heard that before, then I see- "Stop" -is there- yeah heard that before. And boy these cops are smart- for those of us who ride around with a tall one they have "hey let me see that!" Pretty smart. And then OMG there it is, I can't believe it but there it is -damn, damn, damn there it is. No-No-Ahhh- but there it is- " You know I'm a boy don't you".

Theres one at the corner of 43 and Nash and another on up the next block on the right that stand there with their huge bare tits hanging out. Worth the drive by but be safe, terrible hood and LEO lurking and stopping everyone for any reason. SJ.

[Montes2]

Made the turn at Walgreens and proceeded down Nashville -started to notice something strange- no "girls" - couldn't put my finger on it. Whats wrong? Then I notice it - 2 basketball tall black "girls" wearing blond wigs and short skirts. Standing together on 41st and not moving. I've never seen them before. Hmm 2 of them- what does this mean. It can't be- they haven't stooped that low have they. I turn around and see a real girl. Roll down the window and ask "are those cops. " She says " you better get out of her boy". Take another ride by- I can't believe it. Undercover trannys. Decide to hear their voices- yell out - "kinda slow tonight"- I hear a hi falsetto voice ring back "sure is". Wow well trained. Damn, damn, damn, damn, - WTF. They've done it- they've finally done it. The police academy has trained tranny decoys. I decide to google- police academy typical syballus. And there it is- a course in prostitute operations. Read the course synopsis. Oh boy -a class on tranny decoys. Read the class byline- it says 1. How to dress our boys for tranny operations 2. Practicing the falsetto voice, and finally 3. Common catch phrases of trannys. I read on and see that " come here" - is there. Yeah, I've heard that before, then I see- "Stop" -is there- yeah heard that before. And boy these cops are smart- for those of us who ride around with a tall one they have "hey let me see that!" Pretty smart. And then OMG there it is, I can't believe it but there it is -damn, damn, damn there it is. No-No-Ahhh- but there it is- " You know I'm a boy don't you".