Streetwalker Reports

[StrokinJoe]

Made the turn at Walgreens and proceeded down Nashville -started to notice something strange- no "girls" - couldn't put my finger on it. Whats wrong? Then I notice it - 2 basketball tall black "girls" wearing blond wigs and short skirts. Standing together on 41st and not moving. I've never seen them before. Hmm 2 of them- what does this mean. It can't be- they haven't stooped that low have they. I turn around and see a real girl. Roll down the window and ask "are those cops. " She says " you better get out of her boy". Take another ride by- I can't believe it. Undercover trannys. Decide to hear their voices- yell out - "kinda slow tonight"- I hear a hi falsetto voice ring back "sure is". Wow well trained. Damn, damn, damn, damn, - WTF. They've done it- they've finally done it. The police academy has trained tranny decoys. I decide to google- police academy typical syballus. And there it is- a course in prostitute operations. Read the course synopsis. Oh boy -a class on tranny decoys. Read the class byline- it says 1. How to dress our boys for tranny operations 2. Practicing the falsetto voice, and finally 3. Common catch phrases of trannys. I read on and see that " come here" - is there. Yeah, I've heard that before, then I see- "Stop" -is there- yeah heard that before. And boy these cops are smart- for those of us who ride around with a tall one they have "hey let me see that!" Pretty smart. And then OMG there it is, I can't believe it but there it is -damn, damn, damn there it is. No-No-Ahhh- but there it is- " You know I'm a boy don't you".

Theres one at the corner of 43 and Nash and another on up the next block on the right that stand there with their huge bare tits hanging out. Worth the drive by but be safe, terrible hood and LEO lurking and stopping everyone for any reason. SJ.

[Montes2]

Made the turn at Walgreens and proceeded down Nashville -started to notice something strange- no "girls" - couldn't put my finger on it. Whats wrong? Then I notice it - 2 basketball tall black "girls" wearing blond wigs and short skirts. Standing together on 41st and not moving. I've never seen them before. Hmm 2 of them- what does this mean. It can't be- they haven't stooped that low have they. I turn around and see a real girl. Roll down the window and ask "are those cops. " She says " you better get out of her boy". Take another ride by- I can't believe it. Undercover trannys. Decide to hear their voices- yell out - "kinda slow tonight"- I hear a hi falsetto voice ring back "sure is". Wow well trained. Damn, damn, damn, damn, - WTF. They've done it- they've finally done it. The police academy has trained tranny decoys. I decide to google- police academy typical syballus. And there it is- a course in prostitute operations. Read the course synopsis. Oh boy -a class on tranny decoys. Read the class byline- it says 1. How to dress our boys for tranny operations 2. Practicing the falsetto voice, and finally 3. Common catch phrases of trannys. I read on and see that " come here" - is there. Yeah, I've heard that before, then I see- "Stop" -is there- yeah heard that before. And boy these cops are smart- for those of us who ride around with a tall one they have "hey let me see that!" Pretty smart. And then OMG there it is, I can't believe it but there it is -damn, damn, damn there it is. No-No-Ahhh- but there it is- " You know I'm a boy don't you".

[StrokinJoe]

If any of you remember Jackie. Ghetto white chick with lots of tats, jet black hair, chunky ass and talks kinda fucked up. She was the "Hardest Working Girl On The Trail" for years between 39th and Holden. She worked 24/7 rain or shine and always gave decent service but thought she was worth way more. Well she's back after about a year gone and has found her way to where? Yep BP. And she ain't missed no meals either. Anyway had no desire to do a date but she spotted me and wanted a ride back to BP which I saw no harm in that then she started rubbing SJJr and I'm like no thanks but I'll throw you a ham bone to jerk off the ham bone which she did, into my Magnum baggie. She was about half out of it and looked worse but hey, for a dime, I'm game. Avoid this one fellas. Lackluster attitude and makes Nanny look like Vivian. That's it for this weekend. I will have my typical rants and smart ass remarks thru the week and then I will have out my farmer's hat plowing the fields next weekend looking for the "fruits" of my labor, or I'll just go dock my dinghy at the GFE Marina and hang out and drink a cold one. Good week to all. SJ.

[SantaClause]

Hit the trail around 1:40 ish I'm coming from the 528 and OMG before I hit landstreet I have 2 marked LEO behind me, I switch lanes they switch lanes, in my head I'm like ok lets tango LOL I won't go into details about my stupidity but I had fun with them anyways I fall alseep and start dreaming LOL I pull into the wawa across McDeeznuts to fuel up and grab some wawa napkins LOL as I'm walking back out I see this cute Blonde WSW in a pink and white striped shirt with black pants sitting on the table she looks at me and smiles and waves I look at her and as I'm about to point her to my car the 2 cock blocking pigs pull up and park right infront of her I'm like WOW OK LOL she gets up quick and goes across to McDeeznuts and sits on the bench I follow her 5 minutes later when the pigs leave and pull up next to her ask her if she needs a ride and she tells me to come sit with her I'm like ok lock up my car and tell her brb I run inside grab some food for us and sit with her at the bench as we eat. She starts talking to me about how the pigs are bothering the girls walking and harassing them and also about her life and her Backpage ads I tried looking for her couldn't find her.

Anyways I tell her if she's rdy for some fun she says yes I'm rdy so we hop into my car and head over to my safe location. I tell her lets start with some BBBJ she proceeds and it felt good but I felt like it was mechanical or she wasnt trying idk but she got nervous because another car pulled up and parked but I told her we are fine so then since I was close and she just kept looking around nervous I told her to get ontop for CFS she declines and says I need to hurry up and starts giving me a HJ with alot of wetness didn't even last long LOL I cummed all over her hand she was stroking it good and talking dirty. I really like this girl but I feel like I'll be better off with her in a room so ill have to plan something if I decide to pick her up again. I give her 30 burritos and head out to drop her off I rate the service a 5/10. She has no number but I gave her mine witch probably won't work after tomorrow LOL I switch up burner phones every week.

Be safe Brothers to many Pigs out.

-BMM.

Good reading. " grab some wawa napkins " aha! So it's you that's been taking all the napkins. Pleasa leave some Wawa napkins for Santa LOL. Be careful SC.

[StrokinJoe]

" I plowed the Strawberry Field, between BK and the FM but never no sign on Strawberry I was sad " .

Hey SJ maybe Strawberry ' was MIA because she was pissed after reading your post of treating The Baggage Handler to dinner LOL. Hey you ended up with the Smokin hot Vee not too bad. Take care. Santa.

Well you know Santa when you do good deeds you get just rewards. She may had just taken the night off to go to the soccer game LOL. She will be back. They all come back and she's at the top of my list currently. I guess I should just get me a burner and call these girls but really not my style. Be safe Brother as I said, Lots-O-LEO = not cool! SJ.

[SantaClause]

" I plowed the Strawberry Field, between BK and the FM but never no sign on Strawberry I was sad " .

Hey SJ maybe Strawberry ' was MIA because she was pissed after reading your post of treating The Baggage Handler to dinner LOL. Hey you ended up with the Smokin hot Vee not too bad. Take care. Santa.

[StrokinJoe]

Hit the trail around 1:40 ish I'm coming from the 528 and OMG before I hit landstreet I have 2 marked LEO behind me, I switch lanes they switch lanes, in my head I'm like ok lets tango LOL I won't go into details about my stupidity but I had fun with them anyways I fall alseep and start dreaming LOL I pull into the wawa across McDeeznuts to fuel up and grab some wawa napkins LOL as I'm walking back out I see this cute Blonde WSW in a pink and white striped shirt with black pants sitting on the table she looks at me and smiles and waves I look at her and as I'm about to point her to my car the 2 cock blocking pigs pull up and park right infront of her I'm like WOW OK LOL she gets up quick and goes across to McDeeznuts and sits on the bench I follow her 5 minutes later when the pigs leave and pull up next to her ask her if she needs a ride and she tells me to come sit with her I'm like ok lock up my car and tell her brb I run inside grab some food for us and sit with her at the bench as we eat. She starts talking to me about how the pigs are bothering the girls walking and harassing them and also about her life and her Backpage ads I tried looking for her couldn't find her.

Anyways I tell her if she's rdy for some fun she says yes I'm rdy so we hop into my car and head over to my safe location. I tell her lets start with some BBBJ she proceeds and it felt good but I felt like it was mechanical or she wasnt trying idk but she got nervous because another car pulled up and parked but I told her we are fine so then since I was close and she just kept looking around nervous I told her to get ontop for CFS she declines and says I need to hurry up and starts giving me a HJ with alot of wetness didn't even last long LOL I cummed all over her hand she was stroking it good and talking dirty. I really like this girl but I feel like I'll be better off with her in a room so ill have to plan something if I decide to pick her up again. I give her 30 burritos and head out to drop her off I rate the service a 5/10. She has no number but I gave her mine witch probably won't work after tomorrow LOL I switch up burner phones every week.

Be safe Brothers to many Pigs out.

-BMM.

Good post BTmyMt they keep getting better. There was lots of action last night especially at McDeezNuts and the Sunoco but as you said and I posted a few times LEO was thick as thieves. I did actually try to make a couple scoops there last night but never worked out. Did you see the tall kinda middle Eastern looking girl with the black spandex and the white striped top. Twice I tried to scoop but both times got beat out. She was another newbie as well as the dirty blonde, kinda chunky with super short shorts but she didn't do anything for me. Keep up the good work Brother. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

Yeah this is Vivian that was rated at #3 on Santa's original Top 5 . One of the best BJ's ever that ranks right up there with my All Time Greats. Santa gave Vee extra candy candy canes for her stellar performance. She was a very naughty girl and was treated accordingly. Oh yeah NO Ronald or Wawa napkins needed. DTBBBJCIMWSw. Santa.

Yes sir Santa she had the full effect of the North Pole. I've never seen her before but at first I was surprised so damn pretty and the big purse and super nice body I thought she was going to want the whole bag of Luc's Beggin Strips but settled on 30 but adamantly would not take the mouthful but then said she would for 50 after we started and she just kept getting better and better if I could have held out a few more minutes she prob could have gotten the other Jack. This one really surprised me. She if DEF on the repeat list for a more in depth interview. I think next week I'm gonna try the HoJo across from the Farmers Market because it's just 2 min from the Quadrant and lots of activity there. Anyway Kevon is out wearing her normal bright colors right now and The Nanny is working the mall area of the trail real hard right now. Be safe Brothers. SJ.

[SantaClause]

So after the rain I didn't come back out til after midnight. Had a missed opportunity to meet up with a friend so my wheels started rolling. All the LEO were out as well as most the girls, and I rode for a few hours. Around the Quadrant were many new faces but also some welcomed back regulars. Kevon and AAAmber were out most the night. Jessica was at the Sunoco and she's about back to her birth weight. Nicole was looking hot in shorts working hard. Moving south past the 528, the Farmers Market shopping center was crawling. Desiree was there as well as Black Ashley, Lamama and a few white girls and the ChicFilA mascot. Ashley finds a way to combine skinny, buck teeth and glasses to make a total hot package but quotes 60 for a QV and only goes to her room at SubLodge I say Bbitch lose these abbreviations HH and QV you're not on BP your on OBT speak our language. I plowed the Strawberry Field, between BK and the FM but never no sign on Strawberry I was sad. Move on. Ended up picking up the Blonde cutie Vivian by the Ale House. Very pretty and awesome body, tight black pants with a big purse did NOT look like a SW but gave my Apme the signs and jumped in. Wanted more and covered for BJ gave her 30 beggin strips for uncovered BJ and was real good. Finished up with unload in Ronald's napkins but was def worth the change. She really looks TGTBT but she ain't. Awesome body, clean and fresh, speaks well and very nice. FS will definitely be on the menu in the near future. I think a lot of the action is moving South a bit. Saw a few girls walk across the street from the HoJo to the FM plaza including Dizzyray. Lots of activity overall but LotsOLeo too so it was a little bit of work last night but all ended well. Take care Brothers and be safe, THEY ARE WATCHING. SJ.

Yeah this is Vivian that was rated at #3 on Santa's original Top 5 . One of the best BJ's ever that ranks right up there with my All Time Greats. Santa gave Vee extra candy candy canes for her stellar performance. She was a very naughty girl and was treated accordingly. Oh yeah NO Ronald or Wawa napkins needed. DTBBBJCIMWSw. Santa.

[BTmyMt]

So after the rain I didn't come back out til after midnight. Had a missed opportunity to meet up with a friend so my wheels started rolling. All the LEO were out as well as most the girls, and I rode for a few hours. Around the Quadrant were many new faces but also some welcomed back regulars. Kevon and AAAmber were out most the night. Jessica was at the Sunoco and she's about back to her birth weight. Nicole was looking hot in shorts working hard. Moving south past the 528, the Farmers Market shopping center was crawling. Desiree was there as well as Black Ashley, Lamama and a few white girls and the ChicFilA mascot. Ashley finds a way to combine skinny, buck teeth and glasses to make a total hot package but quotes 60 for a QV and only goes to her room at SubLodge I say Bbitch lose these abbreviations HH and QV you're not on BP your on OBT speak our language. I plowed the Strawberry Field, between BK and the FM but never no sign on Strawberry I was sad. Move on. Ended up picking up the Blonde cutie Vivian by the Ale House. Very pretty and awesome body, tight black pants with a big purse did NOT look like a SW but gave me the signs and jumped in. Wanted more and covered for BJ gave her 30 beggin strips for uncovered BJ and was real good. Finished up with unload in Ronald's napkins but was def worth the change. She really looks TGTBT but she ain't. Awesome body, clean and fresh, speaks well and very nice. FS will definitely be on the menu in the near future. I think a lot of the action is moving South a bit. Saw a few girls walk across the street from the HoJo to the FM plaza including Dizzyray. Lots of activity overall but LotsOLeo too so it was a little bit of work last night but all ended well. Take care Brothers and be safe, THEY ARE WATCHING. SJ.

Jessica at the sunoco do you happen to have a pic of her? I had a dream about 2 days ago that I still need to post (I feel like montes2 dayslater) LOL with 2 different jessicas around the quadrant and also is Vivian the one with the tattoos on her lower stomache? I seen this hottie blonde WSW wearing some hot outfit showing off her body nicely couldn't pick up tho was sad LOL.

[StrokinJoe]

So after the rain I didn't come back out til after midnight. Had a missed opportunity to meet up with a friend so my wheels started rolling. All the LEO were out as well as most the girls, and I rode for a few hours. Around the Quadrant were many new faces but also some welcomed back regulars. Kevon and AAAmber were out most the night. Jessica was at the Sunoco and she's about back to her birth weight. Nicole was looking hot in shorts working hard. Moving south past the 528, the Farmers Market shopping center was crawling. Desiree was there as well as Black Ashley, Lamama and a few white girls and the ChicFilA mascot. Ashley finds a way to combine skinny, buck teeth and glasses to make a total hot package but quotes 60 for a QV and only goes to her room at SubLodge I say Bbitch lose these abbreviations HH and QV you're not on BP your on OBT speak our language. I plowed the Strawberry Field, between BK and the FM but never no sign on Strawberry I was sad. Move on. Ended up picking up the Blonde cutie Vivian by the Ale House. Very pretty and awesome body, tight black pants with a big purse did NOT look like a SW but gave me the signs and jumped in. Wanted more and covered for BJ gave her 30 beggin strips for uncovered BJ and was real good. Finished up with unload in Ronald's napkins but was def worth the change. She really looks TGTBT but she ain't. Awesome body, clean and fresh, speaks well and very nice. FS will definitely be on the menu in the near future. I think a lot of the action is moving South a bit. Saw a few girls walk across the street from the HoJo to the FM plaza including Dizzyray. Lots of activity overall but LotsOLeo too so it was a little bit of work last night but all ended well. Take care Brothers and be safe, THEY ARE WATCHING. SJ.

[BTmyMt]

Hit the trail around 1:40 ish I'm coming from the 528 and OMG before I hit landstreet I have 2 marked LEO behind me, I switch lanes they switch lanes, in my head I'm like ok lets tango LOL I won't go into details about my stupidity but I had fun with them anyways I fall alseep and start dreaming LOL I pull into the wawa across McDeeznuts to fuel up and grab some wawa napkins LOL as I'm walking back out I see this cute Blonde WSW in a pink and white striped shirt with black pants sitting on the table she looks at me and smiles and waves I look at her and as I'm about to point her to my car the 2 cock blocking pigs pull up and park right infront of her I'm like WOW OK LOL she gets up quick and goes across to McDeeznuts and sits on the bench I follow her 5 minutes later when the pigs leave and pull up next to her ask her if she needs a ride and she tells me to come sit with her I'm like ok lock up my car and tell her brb I run inside grab some food for us and sit with her at the bench as we eat. She starts talking to me about how the pigs are bothering the girls walking and harassing them and also about her life and her Backpage ads I tried looking for her couldn't find her.

Anyways I tell her if she's rdy for some fun she says yes I'm rdy so we hop into my car and head over to my safe location. I tell her lets start with some BBBJ she proceeds and it felt good but I felt like it was mechanical or she wasnt trying idk but she got nervous because another car pulled up and parked but I told her we are fine so then since I was close and she just kept looking around nervous I told her to get ontop for CFS she declines and says I need to hurry up and starts giving me a HJ with alot of wetness didn't even last long LOL I cummed all over her hand she was stroking it good and talking dirty. I really like this girl but I feel like I'll be better off with her in a room so ill have to plan something if I decide to pick her up again. I give her 30 burritos and head out to drop her off I rate the service a 5/10. She has no number but I gave her mine witch probably won't work after tomorrow LOL I switch up burner phones every week.

Be safe Brothers to many Pigs out.

-BMM.

[StrokinJoe]

She is out right now walking past Suzuki on The Trail walking North. Has on her gray dress. Also looked like Kevon too trailing about 100 yards behind with a neon green top. Gained a little poundage from being Preggo but still looks good. A couple more LEO shaking down a truck at The Arches. I have prior engagements. Enuff said. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

Looks like they might be at it again, or at least being a pain in the ass. The Quadrant 7/11. If you're bored and got nothing else to do, stop and say hi to Michelle in front of Barnes & Noble. She is not a walker guys. She just a little "touched". Be safe Brothers. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

Trespassers will be Prostituted. HaHa Santa.

Butthead: To the fullest extent of my weiner!

Beavis: Yeah, boing!

So anyway ended up on the trail around 5 ish heading over to a friends off of Oakridge. Not going to have my pockets picked by the HasseLodge. Saw 5 bbbbbbbbw's from the teens to 24th with a combined GVWR of a metric ton. Saw the little black cutie at 44th and OBT and a hot hot again black girl wearing neon green giving everyone "the look" as she walked thru the bushes into the HoGreen's parking lot, we know what that means. Starting to cloud up and I wanted to make sure our little local legend (LLL) Michelle The Baggage Handler, got her promised meal before the storms came. Always sweet and appreciative she accepted the Big Mac meal and sweet tea with a couple of cookies. She headed down to the Pollo Tropical to consume and be sheltered from the storm. As I left heading back North the storm began. So here I am sitting in the spare bedroom, calling it an early eve until later when I will resurface to begin the Tresspassing Protection Program. Be safe Brothers. SJ.