Thread: The Rat Trap
+
Add Report
Results 7,606 to 7,620 of 10983
-
07-11-15 01:04 #3378Senior Member

Posts: 79Girl?
I think I would need proof that that is in fact a female. Just sayin.
Originally Posted by Montes2
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 23:18 #3377Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 420Thanks Now your Getting To The Point of Why to Have a Rat Trap-
Its to understand a deeper kind of fun. You can't explore what a girls thinking is if you don't ask. You can't ask your girlfriend about her previous dates because she doesn't have any. But you can ask these girls. Think about it. Do you just want to jump on her and squirt. Make it interesting like my post was.
Originally Posted by NoAlibis
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 23:07 #3376Banned Member

Posts: 671I guess each of us get a different rush out of this hobby, each has their own preferences. I've never concerned myself with a girls previous date, to each his own. You definitely put a different spin on the hobby.
Originally Posted by Montes2
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 22:51 #3375Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 420This Is Advanced Sex. Not For Novices-
You have to read my other posts to understand this. I always have the girls talk about their previous dates. The girl your with is a prostitute. So she is constantly giving head. The reason one would say what I said was to set up for later- when we're making out- to ask her what its like when she is sucking someone elses cock how turned she gets when she first feels his cock getting hard. So I have her give me the sign so we can talk about it later while making out.
Originally Posted by LuvInIt007
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 22:18 #3374Senior Member

Posts: 325I am confused?
So I read this and my head turns sideways in confusion that you have to have her give you a sign that you are "erect" ? You may need to go see a doctor for that one because I always know when I am standing tall at attention or even starting. Just a different point of view of how it is interpreted by your literary style. Between Star Trek, Flintstones, cartoons, and African animals it might be I just got confused. LOL. I will say it must have been an amaze-balls ride.
Be safe.
Originally Posted by Montes2
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 19:06 #3373Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 420Ever Felt like one of those Lions out on the Savannah: Backjack-Off and Sillyman
Cruisin down Jordan St. And spot a Thompsons gazelle -among the wildebeests. Wow about a quarter mile away-see this image come up on my screen. Order Zulu to bring up full magnification. Scotty warp factor 1. It's a radioactive plasmanoid wearing neon pink chiffon and 4 inch heels. (Model material). Hair is black and coiffed in an Americanized- Chinese pile that tops off the whole image. Eyes are bulging out like Wiley Coyote- closing in on the Roadrunner. She gets in and that dress hikes all the way up. Yabadaba doo. Goes to back of van and proceeds to engulf. As always- I ask her to hold up her fingers in a V- when she feels it start to become erect. 2 minutes later she gives me the victory sign. Then I proceed to compliment her by moaning and whispering very low she is a slutty supermodel. YOUR TURN MICE.
-
07-10-15 18:00 #3372

Posts: 708Round And Round And Round
That's it Brother. Whoa fuck, what was that sound, one of the back tires just ran over my ass. Hate it when that happens. I just might have to live vicariously this weekend through other Brother's posts while Strokin the Joe. And thanks for the compliment "Young fella" these's girls have been giving me Senior discounts for years LOL. Have a good weekend Brothers. SJ.
Originally Posted by Sillyolman
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 17:53 #3371Awaiting Email Confirmation

Posts: 324I never called you stupid
I just don't think street walkers on the OBT are models.
Originally Posted by Sillyolman
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 17:50 #3370Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 420Thanks For Your Kind Words:
Just curious have you decided who is making the best arguments.
Originally Posted by Swaganna
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 17:38 #3369Senior Member

Posts: 512Carry on
Young fella. The wheel on the bus goes.
Originally Posted by StrokinJoe
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 17:35 #3368Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 420Sailed Into The Sea Of Rats Again
With worse results for the captains down there than last time. The mighty third rate 74 gun double decked ship-of-the-line USS SWR obliterated all 3 captains simultaneously- while receiving help from the squadron commander and his triple decked 102 gun first rate ship-of-the -line USS SFJ. The first encounter was with RSS Troll- his frigate was holed by bringing to light his acrimonious bitterness- he cameback later. Next up was the schooner RSS Gnome. Blown apart by probable self destruction. Finally the RSS Worm- he lost his last ship but did come back in a dinghy. No one pays attention to him. Too small to blast. The troll ran up his white flag last time but came back with nothing except same old same old. He did run up a flag of his queen. But the laughter up north is still resounding. Hope the fleet admiral is enjoying this.
-
07-10-15 17:30 #3367

Posts: 708Stupid?
Hmmm. Maybe I missed something. Copy and paste 1 (that's one) of my reports that has EVER called someone stupid. Or dig back and find one and reply to it. I'm waiting. Maybe you got me confused with StrokingJoe (with a G in the middle) or someone else. Also I ALWAYS cover for FS, just throwing that in too. Oh did I mention, I'm still waiting. This is fun. SJ.
Originally Posted by Sillyolman
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 16:56 #3366Senior Member

Posts: 512And the wheel
Oh shit there's a Montes in it, oops. I mean a thump.
Originally Posted by Montes2
[View Original Post]
-
07-10-15 16:48 #3365Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 420I Dont Read Blackjack or Sillymans Reports Anymore:
Because there all the same. No life- unexciting reports that nobody responds to. Read his posts. He lives in a closet. But I'll give him this- he did send me a picture of one his girls. Thanks sillymouse.
-
07-10-15 16:21 #3364Senior Member

Posts: 512I guess
What is curious or interesting, what doesn't make sense, is this insistence by those of you who choose to pick up street walkers to continually tell us how wrong we are if we don't agree. There are many Mongers who agree with you and there are many who choose to find other ways to bust a nut. Some of us give a shit: about our health, personal privacy, what ever the reason, we choose other ways to meet women. And please, don't lecture us on how many providers walk and advertise other ways.
Originally Posted by StrokinJoe
[View Original Post]
Enjoy your mighty conquests. We revel in reading the glowing accounts of how you scored. Just quit telling us how stupid we are in your minds. Because we don't care, and there are better fish to fry for all of us.







Reply With Quote



