Streetwalker Reports

**Ron Donald** · 07-09-15 10:43

Surgery to remove an abscess from her hand.

Originally Posted by SWSurfer [View Original Post]

BabyJamie wanted me to pass on the word she is currently in the hospital. She did not go into details, but will touch base when she is available for visits.

Be safe,

Surf.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-09-15 10:30

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

He would have Donald Trump dynamite Blossom Park and build a new hotel. It would be called Ho Park. It would of course be gated and the girls would use the password HoJoe. Top floor would have a pool and 2 air boats pointed back to back 10 ft. apart. After a date the girls jump in the water. Pass thru the airboats and back to the trail. Don't even take their clothes off- this of course would be called- what else -The Ho Wash. Other amenities include fast food at McHookers, and a convenience store called 24/7. The hotel itself would contain a swingers club with 100' long beds. Longer than Trapeze or Secrets hideaway by 40 '. An adult theater for guys that like to watch their "wives" have sex with other men. Finally he keeps track of all this activity with the famous Ho Drone. We won't even talk about how he plans to take on Disney World with none other than Ho World. Ride down Ho mountain with your date as she rides a Sybian built into the coaster, see her face during the ride with interactive HD cameras taking video of the ride down. Whats beyond that. Dunno.

A couple of amenities it would def have to have 1st is a lazy river and Wiz's Garden. You can't have a bunch of Ho's without a lazy river and it could just dump them out the escape hatch. Wiz's Garden, where you can fresh pick your herbs every morning. It would also have a food court with your Mc Hookers, Ho Low Tropical and a Dunkin Deez Nuts, all managed by Jared since he's now out of a job. The adult theatre could now be ran by Pee Wee Herman with his expertise in adult theatres. And of course the gift shop to sell the HD photos and it, of course would be run by Michelle the Asian baggage handler since the Geneva II didn't work out for her. There would be a fleet of Ho drones overseen by Richard Heene (might have to Google that one) and finally, security provided by who else, George Zimmerman. I'm on my way to TallaFuckinHassee to cash in my ticket. Take care. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-09-15 10:07

Originally Posted by SeanT17 [View Original Post]

Everyday I see her just sitting there with luggage, everyday. Is she working?

Read the previous posts Brother. There is tons on knowledge if you just go back and read. There are posts about her. Her name is Michelle. She doe's not work. She just sits. And sits. And waits. She ain't all there. But there she sits. That's all. SJ.

**Montes2** · 07-09-15 08:22

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

If I won a BIG, BIG lottery, I would buy the shit hole and convert it to a 24 hour Geneva HO-tel with "stump grinding" haha. And I would set up Michelle, the Asian baggage handler as the Manager. Could you imagine the possibilities LOL. My "roots" go back to the White House Hotel on Nebraska Ave in Tampa back in the late 70's, if anyone knows or remembers that place. Take care Brothers. Play Lotto tomorrow night! SJ.

He would have Donald Trump dynamite Blossom Park and build a new hotel. It would be called Ho Park. It would of course be gated and the girls would use the password HoJoe. Top floor would have a pool and 2 air boats pointed back to back 10 ft. apart. After a date the girls jump in the water. Pass thru the airboats and back to the trail. Don't even take their clothes off- this of course would be called- what else -The Ho Wash. Other amenities include fast food at McHookers, and a convenience store called 24/7. The hotel itself would contain a swingers club with 100' long beds. Longer than Trapeze or Secrets hideaway by 40 '. An adult theater for guys that like to watch their "wives" have sex with other men. Finally he keeps track of all this activity with the famous Ho Drone. We won't even talk about how he plans to take on Disney World with none other than Ho World. Ride down Ho mountain with your date as she rides a Sybian built into the coaster, see her face during the ride with interactive HD cameras taking video of the ride down. Whats beyond that. Dunno.

**HSVObserver** · 07-09-15 07:18

Originally Posted by BTmyMt [View Original Post]

She texted me asking me to go to her room for a BJ. I was like what LOL. She's in need of money I'm guessing.

LOL you have GOT to be kidding! That is hilarious. You should go just to provide the rest of us with the story!

**Jonah1** · 07-08-15 23:51

Originally Posted by BTmyMt [View Original Post]

She texted me asking me to go to her room for a BJ. I was like what LOL. She's in need of money I'm guessing.

Got to hand it to Jamie. She knows when and how to take adv antage of a free room LOL.

**SantaClause** · 07-08-15 21:58

Originally Posted by SWSurfer [View Original Post]

BabyJamie wanted me to pass on the word she is currently in the hospital. She did not go into details, but will touch base when she is available for visits.

Be safe,

Surf.

Very cool loving woman. Good luck and get well soon. Santa.

**BTmyMt** · 07-08-15 20:54

Originally Posted by SWSurfer [View Original Post]

BabyJamie wanted me to pass on the word she is currently in the hospital. She did not go into details, but will touch base when she is available for visits.

Be safe,

Surf.

She texted me asking me to go to her room for a BJ. I was like what LOL. She's in need of money I'm guessing.

**SW Surfer** · 07-08-15 17:11

BabyJamie wanted me to pass on the word she is currently in the hospital. She did not go into details, but will touch base when she is available for visits.

Be safe,

Surf.

**SeanT17** · 07-08-15 15:53

Everyday I see her just sitting there with luggage, everyday. Is she working?

**StrokinJoe** · 07-08-15 14:22

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

She is now a full fledged apprentice. Don't know what to call her. Ho first class- Seaman Ho. Dunno. Her trash can man went to jail last week and she has turned out full time. Met her at Sunoco and I would rate her as a Nicole class or Brittany class girl. Her name right now is Maryiam but she says she may change it. Probably one of the easiest going personalities on the trail. Unbelievable. The date was first class also. But a total novice for sure. Being with her is like driving a brand new Corvette off the lot. Its like doing a trap shot off the USS Nimitz. So there you go guys on the front lines- with your reporter here Dick Nasty. Dropped her off at- like GEICO- everybody knows that!

Either way haha. Is Maryiam or Miriam or Maryann the same brunette that was wearing the pinkish dress weekend before last working hard between Sunoco and Wawa with her anchor in tow?

**SantaClause** · 07-08-15 12:45

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

Whassup SWSurfer! Throughout my many visits to the S8 I have witnessed the trolls many time. They live under the bridge and mostly just come out to beg for money or food, occasionally turn a trick. The little baby fattish long brown curly haired girl, and I don't remember her name, visited me about 3 months ago. I may have reported about her. I was standing in my doorway around 10 PMish and she asked if I wanted some company. Her hair was wet and she smelled fresh and clean. Had a bag of clothes with her. She had just taken a shower in someone's room there after a date. She asked me for 20 for some oral and I said no I was waiting for someone else and then she said how about 10 and I'm like, I love a bargain. Actually gave a real good BJ and then when done she kinda gargled my load and asked if she could spit in the toilet and I'm like sure make sure you flush LOL. She then rinsed her mouth out and I offered her a toothbrush and some toothpaste and she got the toothpaste and put in on her finger and started rubbing her teeth with it and then rinsed. She handed me the toothbrush back and said thanks but I have a "medical condition" that I don't want to share and I'm thinking BBitch you just sucked my COCK! Anyway if anyone else knows her name PM it to me cause I can't remember all their names. And I do get regular checkups so SJ has a good clean game, with references. Take care, StrokinJoe

Two more items for the Ho Hunter's Survival Kit. He's StrokinFuckinJoe and I'm Santa. Be safe.

**Montes2** · 07-08-15 11:53

She is now a full fledged apprentice. Don't know what to call her. Ho first class- Seaman Ho. Dunno. Her trash can man went to jail last week and she has turned out full time. Met her at Sunoco and I would rate her as a Nicole class or Brittany class girl. Her name right now is Maryiam but she says she may change it. Probably one of the easiest going personalities on the trail. Unbelievable. The date was first class also. But a total novice for sure. Being with her is like driving a brand new Corvette off the lot. Its like doing a trap shot off the USS Nimitz. So there you go guys on the front lines- with your reporter here Dick Nasty. Dropped her off at- like GEICO- everybody knows that!

**StrokinJoe** · 07-08-15 11:48

Originally Posted by SWSurfer [View Original Post]

So I normally have time to play when on the trail near BP / Sup8, but traffic was all twisted up and I was late for a meeting. Even called / texted a couple of SP's letting them know, first call gets me. While heading south saw two SW's near BBuy, 1 at WaWa, 1 at the 7-11.

Made the turn on Land to jump up on the Beach Line, but got stopped again by traffic right under the overpass. I then heard a yelp and looked up and o my right. This older dark haired SW was skidding down the bank and three others up top under the overpass on the upper ledge. All were 3-4's and one was topless with deflated balloons, looked like she was drying off. I tried to get a pic, but traffic began moving and a semi was on my ass.

Minutes later I was on the line heading into dark clouds and my phone beeped with a text asking if I was still near the FL Mall. I had to decline this one and take a shot at her end of week. My dark skies turned blue as I got on 50 at Eccon. Hot spinner blond at the 7-11, it was raining and I had a open seat and a towel. More on this over in the East Side Thread.

Be safe,

Surf Out!

Whassup SWSurfer! Throughout my many visits to the S8 I have witnessed the trolls many time. They live under the bridge and mostly just come out to beg for money or food, occasionally turn a trick. The little baby fattish long brown curly haired girl, and I don't remember her name, visited me about 3 months ago. I may have reported about her. I was standing in my doorway around 10 PMish and she asked if I wanted some company. Her hair was wet and she smelled fresh and clean. Had a bag of clothes with her. She had just taken a shower in someone's room there after a date. She asked me for 20 for some oral and I said no I was waiting for someone else and then she said how about 10 and I'm like, I love a bargain. Actually gave a real good BJ and then when done she kinda gargled my load and asked if she could spit in the toilet and I'm like sure make sure you flush LOL. She then rinsed her mouth out and I offered her a toothbrush and some toothpaste and she got the toothpaste and put in on her finger and started rubbing her teeth with it and then rinsed. She handed me the toothbrush back and said thanks but I have a "medical condition" that I don't want to share and I'm thinking BBitch you just sucked my COCK! Anyway if anyone else knows her name PM it to me cause I can't remember all their names. And I do get regular checkups so SJ has a good clean game, with references. Take care, StrokinJoe

**StrokinJoe** · 07-08-15 11:37

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Like stro jo said its not for pussies-almost got my tail handed to me- on a platter.

I would be like diving in the Blossom Park dumpster wrapped in fly paper. They sit there waiting like someone with their hands on the keyboard in the final few seconds of an eBay auction. That's what these girls should start doing if Backpage does shut down. Advertise on eBay "Buy It Now" there's a concept. Occasionally one of our "prime" girls may start a bidding war, I doubt I will be involved with that. Maybe Angie's List, hmmm. Take care. SJ.