Massage Parlor Reports

[AncientOne]

So, after my experience with CB. I decided to try a new place. That is the Island Therapy (or magic therapy) on 436/ altamonte.

I get in, drew a new girl I haven't seen before but forgot to ask for her name. Ask for HH. Pay the fee and she begins the table shower. Very standard table shower, no teasing whatsoever. Not a good sign. Oh well, enjoy it anyways. Onto the massage table. Decent quality CMT style massage, hits all the points (except for my favorite). Full draping at all times. Constantly adjusts the towel to make sure it's still fully covered. She manages to massage everything but the most important area, which is left completely untouched.

On the flip, the towel falls off immediately. She yelps out, points to my member (as if this is not supposed to happen) and instructs me to cover back up. Again, not good. I do as instructed. Does a fairly lame upper arm stretch and ankle stretch then taps me to tell me it's done. Leave a small tip and she then ushers me quickly out the door and says "bye," as if nothing else is ever supposed to happen here.

Dude, nobody leaves that place with blue balls. Follow Law Dogs advice to the T. If I draw a new girl, I go with the HH and pull out a $100 bill. When she comes back with the change I never touch it but point to the table and say "that's for you". The message is CLEAR for them to earn that tip. These girls don't want to start a negotiation process on the flip and neither do we!

[LawDog17]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5108727409.html

Any info on this lady. If picture is real, she is very lovely.

I did a review a while back on her. Photo is real. She looks lovely, but standard massage no hint of extras on first go around others have said it doesn't get better but she is so pretty. It is just a ball of dissapointment. I don't know which is worse having a no happy ending massage from a hottie or from an ugly fat girl. I think the expectations from the hottie make it worse. Leaves you walking away with blue balls. She recently branched out on her own so I don't know know if it will be better because old boss lady (not sure the actual previous arrangement could have been just sharing space) was pretty strict with her and others. -- Dog.

[LawDog17]

So, after my experience with CB. I decided to try a new place. That is the Island Therapy (or magic therapy) on 436/ altamonte.

I get in, drew a new girl I haven't seen before but forgot to ask for her name. Ask for HH. Pay the fee and she begins the table shower. Very standard table shower, no teasing whatsoever. Not a good sign. Oh well, enjoy it anyways. Onto the massage table. Decent quality CMT style massage, hits all the points (except for my favorite). Full draping at all times. Constantly adjusts the towel to make sure it's still fully covered. She manages to massage everything but the most important area, which is left completely untouched.

On the flip, the towel falls off immediately. She yelps out, points to my member (as if this is not supposed to happen) and instructs me to cover back up. Again, not good. I do as instructed. Does a fairly lame upper arm stretch and ankle stretch then taps me to tell me it's done. Leave a small tip and she then ushers me quickly out the door and says "bye," as if nothing else is ever supposed to happen here.

Remember these girls are in it for the business side, so you need to convince them that they should do what you want for that cash. Try laying the money for a standard tip on the little table with a lamp or if you get an hour and pay 80, pay with a hundred so when they bring your change don't put the change back in your pocket just leave it out or tell them to place it out. That will signal that the money could be for them. If the service still sucks just but your money back in your pocket at the end and walk. (never happens. They can't let money get away, but they won't pocket the money until they provide the service because they don't want to be accused of theft) In your case you may need to staple the money to your shirt because you are giving off a wrong vibe. You may need to try touching yourself because they must think you are LEO. Even though this is business, try to be conversant with the girls. Make them laugh. Compliment them (even if you don't mean it. They are surely lying to us unless I am movie star good looking). They will like that and you will get better service. If your breath stinks, use a mint. I am not saying you should try to date them, but try to act like you would be dating them. Good Luck -- Dog.

[Indian River]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5108727409.html

Any info on this lady. If picture is real, she is very lovely.

[Member #4897]

Ok so upon visiting my ATF Lisa in her new downtown location we learned some annoying news. I guess the rumors about backpage are true. The government is shutting it down. They no longer accept credit card payments, so our girls can't ad. I highly recommend getting your providers phone numbers stored before its shut down completely.

On a lighter note. Exceptional service from her as always. Her new location is a really nice, private set up. It was so close to my office I walked there.

Greeted me with a little black dress, she ripped off my tie and showered me head to toe. Massage is soft but I prefer that, inbox me for details and damages.

Bigballerx.

[WalSTreet]

I now Tatiana quite well. She is a wonderful lady, Excellent therapist but is strictly legit!

Same here. I have seen her a few times. Undraped but no play. She does look better in person I think.

[Member #6038]

This x 1,000. A lot of you are real jerks and the reason why we can't have nice things in Orlando. CB has been excellent for a while now. I did not review them on here because too many of you have loose lips and hell bent on ruining a good thing.

Totally agree. CB is a quality shop. Fair to report on your experience but the amount of negativity doesn't match up with many others repeated experiences. Might want to reflect on how you are approaching the appt and change tactics.

Done with the white knighting. Just got a massage and this is a buzz kill.

[SW Surfer]

How are Ivey's table shower skills?

I will have to agree with Overboard on this one. Recently visited CB and requested Ivey and I will have to say I'm glad I did. She is probably one of the best if not the best therapist I've had there. Her massage technique is softer than most which I really enjoyed. It was so relaxing in fact I almost fell asleep and that rarely happens! Can't wait to see this little gem again.

[TheeeGentleman]

Hit Wood Massage in Winter Garden. Therapist with long curly hair gave a great hard massage, and standard ending. Left satisfied.

Massage was $70 per hour, tip. 40 for good service. Big male Chinese receptionist was a surprise, but no issues. Very polite staff and very clean location.

[VManOrl01]

Ivey is a new therapist at CB. She is:

- Young. Clearly in the mid to late 20's range.

- Very cute.

- Petite spinner.

- All natural body.

- Speaks English well so communication isn't an issue.

- Actually gives you a decent massage.

- Doesn't rush. Full time paid for is given.

- Great overall service provided.

I tipped her 140 and was happy to do so. She didn't ask for that I just gave it to her when I provided the door fee. Best looking lady I'm aware of in Otown and I want her to be happy to see me in the future. In my mind an extra 20 or so is no big deal for a quality therapist. Go to Orange or Yoshiko in Tampa and you're tipping 160 and being rushed out the door. We all know the 80 to100 tip older fuglies that are available in Orlando and if that's your price point go for it. I sometimes go that route too. It's a personal preference. I'm just willing to pay more for the quality and given how busy they are so are many others.

Happy, and safe, hunting guys.

I will have to agree with Overboard on this one. Recently visited CB and requested Ivey and I will have to say I'm glad I did. She is probably one of the best if not the best therapist I've had there. Her massage technique is softer than most which I really enjoyed. It was so relaxing in fact I almost fell asleep and that rarely happens! Can't wait to see this little gem again.

[Indian River]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...staff/11933808

Had my second dream here yesterday afternoon. It is the standard massage style where the greeter is your masseuse. She wasn't too talkative, except to say that I could only have 30 minutes.

I stripped and she came back in and started on the back. Some light massage thru the towel and then played with the yambags while I was face down. Of course I kneeled to make things easier to reach.

On the flip she went immediately to my package that was more than ready. Lots of lotion. She put my hand under her top onto one of the nicest tits I've ever had the pleasure to touch.

She rubbed my junk like it owed her money.

After the explosion the standard hot towel cleanup.

She was pissed I only tipped 20.

Place was noisy and getting busy, plus there was a dog barking.

Cameras outside the door so park to the extreme left and walk up close to the door.

I would be pissed too.

[Dlaun]

Well since my go to nap place in Clermont is no more (Seiwa) I decided to bite the bullet and try King massage as it is close by. Standard. 80 door fee, standard for Clermont anyway. Was offered but passed on the table shower. Didn't catch the lady's name but she wasn't bad on the eyes, mid 30's I'd guess. Average massage, shortly after the flip I fell asleep and had a somewhat ok dream. In my dream I tried but seems FS is not on the menu. Settled for a "meh" CBJ (damn saran wrap), touching was allowed. After I woke up I thought to myself I could have had a better dream for less coins somewhere else. I won't go as far as others and call it a complete waste of time and money, but doubt I will revisit unless I am super desperate.

[SW Surfer]

No Table Shower?? Wow, how much did the hh rate run you. BTW a. 20 is just fine for a HJ if you got stuck with a high door fee.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...staff/11933808

Had my second dream here yesterday afternoon. It is the standard massage style where the greeter is your masseuse. She wasn't too talkative, except to say that I could only have 30 minutes.

I stripped and she came back in and started on the back. Some light massage thru the towel and then played with the yambags while I was face down. Of course I kneeled to make things easier to reach.

On the flip she went immediately to my package that was more than ready. Lots of lotion. She put my hand under her top onto one of the nicest tits I've ever had the pleasure to touch.

She rubbed my junk like it owed her money.

After the explosion the standard hot towel cleanup.

She was pissed I only tipped 20.

Place was noisy and getting busy, plus there was a dog barking.

Cameras outside the door so park to the extreme left and walk up close to the door.

[RedNose1]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...staff/11933808

Had my second dream here yesterday afternoon. It is the standard massage style where the greeter is your masseuse. She wasn't too talkative, except to say that I could only have 30 minutes.

I stripped and she came back in and started on the back. Some light massage thru the towel and then played with the yambags while I was face down. Of course I kneeled to make things easier to reach.

On the flip she went immediately to my package that was more than ready. Lots of lotion. She put my hand under her top onto one of the nicest tits I've ever had the pleasure to touch.

She rubbed my junk like it owed her money.

After the explosion the standard hot towel cleanup.

She was pissed I only tipped 20.

Place was noisy and getting busy, plus there was a dog barking.

Cameras outside the door so park to the extreme left and walk up close to the door.

[Pbwardy02]

Wow, everyone is out to get CB. Truth always falls in the middle. Better get there before it is too late.

This x 1,000. A lot of you are real jerks and the reason why we can't have nice things in Orlando. CB has been excellent for a while now. I did not review them on here because too many of you have loose lips and hell bent on ruining a good thing.