BackPage Advertiser Reviews

**Kalani69** · 07-09-15 21:26

Originally Posted by MeinArschUndde [View Original Post]

Do we need a new thread for this spa, or just a name change? Blonde Tex-Mex Missy looks pretty hot!

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...-ok-24/4807884

IMHO this AMP does not have enough business or reports to deserve its own thread. I vote for keeping it to the Massage Parlor thread.

**MeinArschUndde** · 07-09-15 14:57

Do we need a new thread for this spa, or just a name change? Blonde Tex-Mex Missy looks pretty hot!

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...-ok-24/4807884

**KimBoo63** · 07-09-15 02:03

Brittney love for those who are wondering. Parking is pretty tough as she is located in the heart of Waikiki and has no guest parking for her place. Dropped $40 for a hhr visit and there are a lot of rules. At one point she told me it would be over quick if I kept poking it at the angle I was since it was hitting her ahole. If GFE is something you are looking for maybe this isn't the person to see. She is in person just like her pics, smoking hot and body is on point. Nice cute be's and a fit tummy with a awesome rear. I probably wouldn't go back as there are other providers that provide a better experience. L - 9, A - 6, S - 6.

**Cronus 1** · 07-08-15 01:33

Originally Posted by LadiesMan217 [View Original Post]

Spent some time texting back and forth with her this weekend, and as mentioned, she wanted 3. 5 Benjies. Said nothing was off the table, except everything must be covered. Not really interested in paying that much for an unknown at that value point. Without knowing how her service is, she is liable to want to try to hand job you and get you out the door in 30 minutes. Far hotter women available, with known reputations, known service history, far hotter bodies, for much less. Another case of a woman over valuing her treasures.

You hit the nail on the head! She has definitely overvalued herself in a major way. I guess that answers many peoples' questions about Angel Barbie Face; not worth it to most of us as there are way hotter women with way better service for less. She should probably mention that everything is covered in her ad. In my opinion, when you're paying 350, a BJ should not include a cover or hands. There are waaaaay better options! Shit, the last time I saw Leila (a little older, but just as hot) and Sabrina for 300, they both drained me multiple times (2 pops in over an hour with Leila and 3 pops in nearly two hours with Sabrina) each which included BBBJ and neither were clock watchers. What she's asking is way too much for what she's offering. On top of that, the fake accounts she creates here to make fake "reviews" is questionable enough as no reputable provider would have a need to do that.

**Kefe2** · 07-07-15 19:09

Originally Posted by RicoSuave808 [View Original Post]

Unless she really is the Russian model Ekaterina Koba; they are fake.

Right on Bro Rico! You are the village bicycle for correct, true monger info. Thanks bro. Everybody miss your famous tarzan yells. LOL.

K2.

**Rico Suave808** · 07-07-15 11:44

Originally Posted by StewPadasso [View Original Post]

Man, anyone seen this chick or can they tell me pics are fake?

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...l-pics/5423671

Mahalo guys.

Unless she really is the Russian model Ekaterina Koba; they are fake.

**AD808** · 07-07-15 05:13

Originally Posted by SayWhen10 [View Original Post]

Can I get a review on brittney love? Want to try this one. Legit or no? Holla.

I called her up last time she was here and had a great time with her. Texted back and forth for a little bit and met her at a hotel near zoo parking lot. I wouldn't say GFE or PSE just a laid back fuck. She is super tiny with nice little tits. Not sure if she was doing it on purpose but she it seemed like she could make her pussy tight on command. Unfortunately I held back on busting my nut too early and then was never able to get it back. Maybe next time. Would love to give her my load on her cute face.

**StewPadasso** · 07-07-15 04:45

Man, anyone seen this chick or can they tell me pics are fake?

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...l-pics/5423671

Mahalo guys.

**Cronus 1** · 07-07-15 02:50

Originally Posted by Redneck1 [View Original Post]

Although I've never met Angel Barbie Face, she does seem to have found the legendary fountain of youth, LOL. On June 13, she was "31" years of age, but by June 24, she had reverted to only "28" years of age. She also seems to be shrinking. On June 13, she was 5' 1" in height, but by June 24, she had shrunk by one inch.

She has also found a way to create mass confusion. Her antics have gotten so bad that even Admin has accused me of being Angel Barbie Face!!

**LadiesMan217** · 07-07-15 01:44

Originally Posted by Cronus1 [View Original Post]

I can't vouch for how good or bad her services are, but I can say that her shameless self-promotion tactics on this forum don't go unnoticed!

Spent some time texting back and forth with her this weekend, and as mentioned, she wanted 3. 5 Benjies. Said nothing was off the table, except everything must be covered. Not really interested in paying that much for an unknown at that value point. Without knowing how her service is, she is liable to want to try to hand job you and get you out the door in 30 minutes. Far hotter women available, with known reputations, known service history, far hotter bodies, for much less. Another case of a woman over valuing her treasures.

**Cronus 1** · 07-06-15 23:31

Originally Posted by Martell [View Original Post]

This morning I got an SMS message with the pic below attached. It was a response to a back page.com ad (http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ht-now/5265210) I inquired about earlier in the week. She also advertises on USAadultclassifieds.info (http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...lable-now.html) as HelloKitty1990.

The experience was too sad to write so I won't provide any details. Because of her unpredictable behavior I cancelled the date, bought her some clothes at Savers and dropped her off again. She begged for a car date because she needs the money but even at $20 it wouldn't be worth it to me.

Right before I dropped her off, she remarked at how much she needed $20 cash and casually said, "I'll guess I'll just have to rob someone. ".

Be safe, save your time and your money for a professional.

Okay, this is funny. I'm not laughing at you, but at the situation. Her saying she's going to have to rob someone for $20, haha!

No disrespect, but you new guys really need to take the time to search and read the forum. A good amount of the providers on island have either been reviewed or mentioned here so you could save yourself time and headache by doing so. After all, that's what the forum is here for! There are several reviews on Joana / Star / HelloKitty1990 and, in one way or another, they ALL mention her having an intellectual disability or being retarded. Those posts were in no way meant to be disrespectful towards her by calling her retarded; those were factual. She actually is sloooow!! Honestly, I don't think she should be allowed to advertise or provide. There has to be a law that deems mentally handicapped people incapable of giving consent.

**Larry Hoover** · 07-06-15 21:52

Originally Posted by SayWhen10 [View Original Post]

Can I get a review on brittney love? Want to try this one. Legit or no? Holla.

Read the forum. You know that part in the upper right hand corner under the page numbers? There's an option to search previous reports.

**Bigred808** · 07-06-15 19:07

Funds are low so I had more sushi. Can't beat the price and always a good time. This time added dining on the menu although I'm always afraid to chance um. She opened the door and was happy to see me. It was a little rushed but was only there for a short visit. Start with dfk and she pushed me to the bed. Covers went on then fun began ending in k9. Pushed out the door but satisfied.

**SayWhen10** · 07-06-15 17:20

Can I get a review on brittney love? Want to try this one. Legit or no? Holla.

**Chexx05** · 07-06-15 17:00

Originally Posted by DangerBoy [View Original Post]

Any intel on this girl?

She claims to have reviews but can't find anything anywhere. She seems partial to military bases, making me wonder if she's in the service and working on the side (though she's pretty out there about working) or a dependent (though again, pretty out there).

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ly-4th/5419037

In the service? I'd say more a wife with a deployed husband!