Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjbee62]

I have a sure-fire, gold mine of a business idea, just need the capital to get it going.

I just came back from the Laundry & Tan Connection in Southport. Yes, I use the laundromat. When my last girlfriend and I consolidated households, we sold everything and used the money (which mostly came from my stuff) to buy "our" stuff. Then, when we split, our stuff became her stuff.

If you've ever been to this particular laundromat you know there are many Asian women who use the place, and quite a few are much more appealing than the average AMP worker. There is also a good sampling of white, black and Latin women.

The plan is simple: remove some of the tanning booths, throw in some massage tables and a table shower. Provide free laundry services plus tips to the women, which is a good deal, they usually arrive with 5 or 6 loads, and offer a small discount to customers who use both services. You get plenty of rotating talent to choose from and you give the old guys stuck doing laundry, something to do.

[Mcrabopple]

Stopped by Mountain yesterday as I had not visited a local AMP in a while. Greeted by an older, slender lady who I had assumed was mamasan. Asked for he w TS for. 6. She took me back to the room, told me to get ready, and it would be a couple of minutes. Unfortunately when the door reopened, it was mamasan taking me back for the TS. Oh well, just closed my eyes and went with it (she reminded me of an Asian Lily Tomlin). Well, turned out the experience was fantastic-a nice hands-on cleansing that was very thorough. After, went back for massage. I guess I forgot that you should never judge a book by the cover. Asked for medium and she delivered a terrific massage that alternated so artfully between therapeutic and sensual that left me refreshed and happy. On the way out, noticed the other girl, and from my vantage point, she looked like a young and hot. May have to repeat to check her out.

[Naughty169]

Any recommendations on the west side. Have not ventured out to Avon or the west side in awhile. Looking for a few options on the menu. Lina? Old sunny? Mountain? Any of these places.

Thanks. And please pm.

[Golfer72]

I've known Yuyu you since she moved here. I've even been to her house for massages and we made plans to go out on a date but it never materialized. I'm pretty positive nothing will ever ever happen there. The owner of the business got busted years and years ago and she's been very gun shy about it and drove it into girls heads to never give extras. When I want a good sensual massage I go there when I want extras I go elsewhere. Don't notice over time the girls do the exact same type massage it's like a factory line.

YuYu is hotter than lava, but not only is standard service not on the menu, and self-service isn't on the menu either. Frankly an awesome teasing massage from a hot girl doesn't sound so bad as long as expectations are correct going in.

[Jjbee62]

Went into Indy last weekend and stopped at H to see what all the commotion is about.

Got Angela. Expensive and yes, about a 7 on 10, but 1. 5 for French is way too much. Getting ready to visit San Diego for a few weeks. The Kgirls out there are HOT and worth that kind of money.

The next day I stopped in Avon to see Yuki. She's cute and great at what see does. Very strong hands. Is. 04 a good tip?

To me. For the combination of looks, value, despite no FS, is it the best Indy area has to offer?

First off, 4 is standard around Indy for a firm handshake and 1. 5 seems to be the going rate for teeth whitening.

Indy quality is a bit low and price is a bit high. Probably because every few years uncle gets involved in the game. From time to time some better talent shows up, but it's hard to find a good ending for a good price.

[SexInSTL]

Went into Indy last weekend and stopped at H to see what all the commotion is about.

Got Angela. Expensive and yes, about a 7 on 10, but 1. 5 for French is way too much. Getting ready to visit San Diego for a few weeks. The Kgirls out there are HOT and worth that kind of money.

The next day I stopped in Avon to see Yuki. She's cute and great at what see does. Very strong hands. Is. 04 a good tip?

To me. For the combination of looks, value, despite no FS, is it the best Indy area has to offer?

[DuggerJug]

I have recently gone to East because of big up sell at H and not exactly a stress relieving experience. It really depends on whether you want to haggle and pay more but get FS. East has been good but results differ depending on woman. Earlier this week it was a little light on quality of massage, but more teasing along the way, more ass play and a very good ending. The last few times before that the massage was great, LMT quality but a more pedestrian finish. Either way I have found East consistent for $. , all in.

That place was always my standby. Very consistant. Not terribly interactive but good massage and finish.

[Andersonian]

I made a short stop at the Red Bean yesturday. Nothing good to report, and I mean nothing. This place has wend down hill. It is off my list for good. Got the heavy set girl and the massage was not even near good, just a light rub with finger tips. On the way out she asked about the tip. I told her it was in the room. I am always a good tipper but I just left a five on the table.

[MooPpoint]

I haven't relaxed for over a year. Anybody know how it is now? Same old same old or do they have new young blood? Last time I went there, not only was the massage bad, but I thought the girl was going to yank my chain clean off. It was downright painful, which is why I haven't gone back.

[Diet Peach]

Visited Red Beans in search of my favorite west side masseuse. I asked for Sophia and got an older, chubby lady. The massage was good but not near as good as Sophia. After the massage it was self service all the way. Upon leaving I saw an older lady sitting at the desk. I too will not return. I question it's cleanliness and disliked how it smelled like the restaurant next door.

[Skippy3]

Usual spot was busy so I Had Red Beans for lunch. Will not repeat. Ever. That is all.

[PrinterMike]

Heard a funny story on the way to work. A guy stopped into a massage parlor a couple of weeks back. The one that smells like Cedar. Anyway this is a known meh spot for him but also reliable. Instead of old and older a new lady greets him. Not young, but younger. Not cute, but cuter than prior visits. Opts for the hour. Nice medium massage. But he didn't go for a medium massage so some roaming pursues. Under the top no problem. Even a little taste so I heard. Roaming drifts below with some persistence. Nothing bad, just persistent. Upon fiv, resistance. So the guy slips a little towards the backdoor while withdrawing his hand. Immediate reaction and not negative. So he decides to push some buttons, or rather a button. Next thing the guy knows she is draped over the table catching her breath.

Interesting, yet odd at the same time. Looks to achieve the full Monty, but no go. Just a fetish for the back door button tease he figures. Anyway, his story kind of cracked me up so I thought I would share. Asked if he caught a name but he didn't. He's lousy like that.

Mike.

[MooPpoint]

I went to check out Subaru's and walked next door while I waited. Never been to this place so it was interesting. Massage started with Kim who is a decent looking older masseuse with a very nice body. All was going well when in walks Yuyu. No questions asked, I just start getting a 4 handed massage. Keep in mind that Yuyu is a 10/10. Really, she's just gorgeous. Massage was only meh, so my expectations on the flip were high. They were flirty. They were giggly. They were vocal. They were even downright appreciative. But they also were very firmly doing nothing to even remotely allow me to leave happy. Worst damn luck this month.

They never asked for any additional funds for the 4 hands nor did they ask for a tip. I left them a $20 each anyway and they gave me a kind of sandwich group hug that was honestly the best part of the experience. That place left me bewildered and confused. Does it improve with future visits?

I haven't been there for a while but I didn't have any luck either. I remember Yuyu and she is unbelievably gorgeous. I went a few times. It's expensive for the hour (70) and they pushed the upsell to 4 hands and extended time very hard. Honestly because of that I decided not to go back despite Yuyu being so hot. I just don't like the way they do business.

[Golfer72]

I went to check out Subaru's and walked next door while I waited. Never been to this place so it was interesting. Massage started with Kim who is a decent looking older masseuse with a very nice body. All was going well when in walks Yuyu. No questions asked, I just start getting a 4 handed massage. Keep in mind that Yuyu is a 10/10. Really, she's just gorgeous. Massage was only meh, so my expectations on the flip were high. They were flirty. They were giggly. They were vocal. They were even downright appreciative. But they also were very firmly doing nothing to even remotely allow me to leave happy. Worst damn luck this month.

They never asked for any additional funds for the 4 hands nor did they ask for a tip. I left them a $20 each anyway and they gave me a kind of sandwich group hug that was honestly the best part of the experience. That place left me bewildered and confused. Does it improve with future visits?

Despite my best efforts, that is the best I have been able to experience there.

[Glaucon]

I went to check out Subaru's and walked next door while I waited. Never been to this place so it was interesting. Massage started with Kim who is a decent looking older masseuse with a very nice body. All was going well when in walks Yuyu. No questions asked, I just start getting a 4 handed massage. Keep in mind that Yuyu is a 10/10. Really, she's just gorgeous. Massage was only meh, so my expectations on the flip were high. They were flirty. They were giggly. They were vocal. They were even downright appreciative. But they also were very firmly doing nothing to even remotely allow me to leave happy. Worst damn luck this month.

They never asked for any additional funds for the 4 hands nor did they ask for a tip. I left them a $20 each anyway and they gave me a kind of sandwich group hug that was honestly the best part of the experience. That place left me bewildered and confused. Does it improve with future visits?