Streetwalker Reports

**Chris5** · 07-01-15 19:09

Have any of you mongers seen AAA Amber since her vacation release?

Chris5.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-01-15 18:51

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Theme from Perry Mason seems appropriate here as it has the first 2 letters of the suspect word- I've chimed in. I'll wait for. Can you hum it? This is ok because its about girls but I think 603 posts in such a short period has finally gotten to # 1. So that when girls gets in his car he can only speak in abbreviations - BBBJ SW IYP- see what I mean .

So here I go! There actually was one word wrong in that cluster fuck, nobody got it. It was however just a bullshit post. You are right Montes2, 603 posts in like 8 or 9 months. Just imagine if I stayed with my original screen name, how many would I have? You got to admit, mostly informative and some entertaining, with an occasional BitchSlapping. And I don't really care about my post count or keeping up a pace and I mostly only monger on weekends to post about. But here's the real deal, and I went back and read all my previous posts back to about October, and I think with this one I'm maybe like 606 posts. Of them I would say that about 119 of them are bullshit, filler, soy stories, etc but fun. So that's about a 20% "Bullshit Ratio", or about 1 out of 5 for those mathematically challenged. I think that's a pretty fucking good ratio. If you factory in the "picture factor" which pics oughta count as extra credit, I might be even be lower than that. I've got it even better than that Montes2 I don't even need abbreviations. They just jump in, do the deed, and then smile and GTFU haha. They know I'm StrokinFuckinJoe LOL. This was a bullshit post. I might be up to 21%. I will try to do better. Let me see if there's any limp dicks out there that need to be picked on. I'll get back with ya. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-01-15 18:33

Originally Posted by MuffLuva [View Original Post]

She might just work there and not be a walker? They don't all walk you know.

They're ALL walkers, some of them just haven't settled on a price yet!

**Montes2** · 07-01-15 17:54

Originally Posted by TeenLover [View Original Post]

She kept pacing back and forth on the corner before I found her later at wawa. She was wearing tight black jeans with a top that exposed most of her very nice tummy. What she was doing there, I have no question. I guess I need to get a bit more forward.

But there is a way to determine if the vice portion of undercover is out there or not. I've revealed this to Sj and he understands what I'm saying. But it was with a Pm so the cops won't know what we know. Otherwise the best way to do it is stop texting and watch for marked cars- and pull right up next to her and roll down your window- and ask her if she needs a ride. That's code for do you want sex. Stop pussy footing around and start pussy pounding.

**TeenLover** · 07-01-15 17:41

Originally Posted by MuffLuva [View Original Post]

She might just work there and not be a walker? They don't all walk you know.

She kept pacing back and forth on the corner before I found her later at wawa. She was wearing tight black jeans with a top that exposed most of her very nice tummy. What she was doing there, I have no question. I guess I need to get a bit more forward.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-01-15 17:36

Originally Posted by Fella77 [View Original Post]

Scooped up Brittany across from gregs last Thursday. She was a little too obvious on the approach. Did that stop and look past her then the whole who me thing all while smiling but anybody watching wasn't thinking look at that guy run in to an old friend. Anyways I must've fallen asleep while waiting for her to get in. I had a fantastic dream of a cute blonde who performed a great bbbjcimws. In my dream this blonde must've not had hands cause she never used them. Right before I woke up she said "Nothing like a warm glass of milk first thing in the morning!" This Tennessee queen is super chill. Didn't get number but wish I would've.

I didn't read your 1st post but the 2nd one was pretty good. You gave a location, a name and the deed done. Maybe could have thrown in a price check or a little more detail or not waited 5 days to post, but at least you weren't asking for intel either. Overall I'd give it a "8". Keep up the good work Brother and if you are just a new poster, go back and read the rules or read back on Camera3 replies, he says it about the best. Take care. SJ.

**Muff Luva** · 07-01-15 17:15

Originally Posted by TeenLover [View Original Post]

So I decided to take the afternoon off. I made my way to the trail at around 2 and nearly immediately saw a hot blonde WSW walking south from the McDonald's. I stop at the 7/11 as I have a text to send so I figure it's been too long, she's gone. I turn south on OBT and I catch her on Sun Life Path out of the corner of my eye so I pull into that little business area there and continue my texting. She doesn't even look in my direction. I'm not going to do anything overt, I assume she sees a guy pull into the lot and sit there, maybe he wants to talk. I don't like drawing attention to myself so this may not be 100% her fault. I go around again, this time I smile at her and pull in again. Nothing.

I make a phone call, look up poof, she has vanished. So I drive down to 39th and back and on the way in decide this time I will hit her with my car if I have to. I stop at the Wawa to get one of those cinnamon roles, you know, for courage and holy shit, she is sitting at one of the tables outside. I think this may be easier than I think BUT I see that there is a guy sitting with her. I get my roll walk back to my car and start eating hoping that she will get up so I can snag her but they leave together in a vehicle I will not describe in case the guy is one of us.

Maybe I'm just not destined to do this. I have seen Jamie and another girl but I met them in their room at the S8, I must lack the requisite balls to perform the scoop.

She might just work there and not be a walker? They don't all walk you know.

**TeenLover** · 07-01-15 16:49

So I decided to take the afternoon off. I made my way to the trail at around 2 and nearly immediately saw a hot blonde WSW walking south from the McDonald's. I stop at the 7/11 as I have a text to send so I figure it's been too long, she's gone. I turn south on OBT and I catch her on Sun Life Path out of the corner of my eye so I pull into that little business area there and continue my texting. She doesn't even look in my direction. I'm not going to do anything overt, I assume she sees a guy pull into the lot and sit there, maybe he wants to talk. I don't like drawing attention to myself so this may not be 100% her fault. I go around again, this time I smile at her and pull in again. Nothing.

I make a phone call, look up poof, she has vanished. So I drive down to 39th and back and on the way in decide this time I will hit her with my car if I have to. I stop at the Wawa to get one of those cinnamon roles, you know, for courage and holy shit, she is sitting at one of the tables outside. I think this may be easier than I think BUT I see that there is a guy sitting with her. I get my roll walk back to my car and start eating hoping that she will get up so I can snag her but they leave together in a vehicle I will not describe in case the guy is one of us.

Maybe I'm just not destined to do this. I have seen Jamie and another girl but I met them in their room at the S8, I must lack the requisite balls to perform the scoop.

**Montes2** · 07-01-15 13:00

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

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Theme from Perry Mason seems appropriate here as it has the first 2 letters of the suspect word- I've chimed in. I'll wait for. Can you hum it? This is ok because its about girls but I think 603 posts in such a short period has finally gotten to # 1. So that when girls gets in his car he can only speak in abbreviations - BBBJ SW IYP- see what I mean .

**StrokinJoe** · 07-01-15 12:16

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**Fella77** · 07-01-15 10:24

Was having a delicious steak burrito Sunday night on the patio of chipotle and saw my uncle walk out of Panda with his large soda and jump in the passenger seat of a nice looking truck.

**Fella77** · 07-01-15 10:20

Scooped up Brittany across from gregs last Thursday. She was a little too obvious on the approach. Did that stop and look past her then the whole who me thing all while smiling but anybody watching wasn't thinking look at that guy run in to an old friend. Anyways I must've fallen asleep while waiting for her to get in. I had a fantastic dream of a cute blonde who performed a great bbbjcimws. In my dream this blonde must've not had hands cause she never used them. Right before I woke up she said "Nothing like a warm glass of milk first thing in the morning!" This Tennessee queen is super chill. Didn't get number but wish I would've.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-01-15 09:17

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Don't come out of Cowboys empty-handed- pick up one of those girls out there like me and SJ do. Read his and mine reports and you will be astounded. Then make a report of your own. We will know if its truthful. Its all about having fun! We're not the kind of people. That even think in terms of assault- start talking about the girls. Its been 3 days since then. And your still on that subject. You could've done 2 or 3 by then. Read my report JohnBoy 101- it explains how the tables have been turned out here. These girls want us more than we want them . That's why SJ,SC, C3 and others can write such interesting reports . We're waiting on yours...

I couldn't have said it better. I did give him props for the informative post. Everybody, keep them coming. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-01-15 09:15

Originally Posted by RPG1166 [View Original Post]

Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.

Cum on man you got to take your first few replies on the chin. Usually I bash people on their first post or two but you'res was so informative all I did was threw the "Badge#" quip out there. The 6 hours is a legit gripe but until you reach SM status, the posts have to be reviewed before the become live. Sometimes they pop up in an hour and sometimes they take 12 or more, it is what it is. Thanks brother, and we weren't "assaulting you" LOL.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-01-15 09:06

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

I am embarrassed to admit I read the original post, didn't have a clue what it stood for and was too proud to ask.

Shame on me.

C3.

Here it is Brother. With your cred, you can ask anything you want, and NO embarrassment. You're one of the reasons I started posting again after my hiatus LOL. Take care Camera3 and good one SantaClause. Have a great day everyone.