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  1. #8932
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2464

    News and Media Reports

    There is a pretty comprehensive account of all the bull shit busts on the News and Media Reports thread.

    Remember, the most dangerous place to stand is between Sheriff Grady and a TV camera.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by BTmyMt  [View Original Post]
    Whrer Can I find this thread?

  2. #8931

    Where

    Quote Originally Posted by PerfectAss  [View Original Post]
    Mit, didn't you read the thread of all the busts they made in Polk county from BP and craiglist about a month ago?

    Stay Safe!
    Whrer Can I find this thread?

  3. #8930
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 420

    Dude, Go Have Some Fun

    Quote Originally Posted by RPG1166  [View Original Post]
    Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.
    Don't come out of Cowboys empty-handed- pick up one of those girls out there like me and SJ do. Read his and mine reports and you will be astounded. Then make a report of your own. We will know if its truthful. Its all about having fun! We're not the kind of people. That even think in terms of assault- start talking about the girls. Its been 3 days since then. And your still on that subject. You could've done 2 or 3 by then. Read my report JohnBoy 101- it explains how the tables have been turned out here. These girls want us more than we want them . That's why SJ,SC, C3 and others can write such interesting reports . We're waiting on yours...

  4. #8929
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2464

    Funny as shit

    I am embarrassed to admit I read the original post, didn't have a clue what it stood for and was too proud to ask.

    Shame on me.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by SantaClause  [View Original Post]
    LMFAO. Got to give you credit it's not easy slippin one by you SJ. You are half right Brother. CIWWN = Cum In WaWa Napkins. LOL.

    SC.

  5. #8928

    Ciwwn

    Quote Originally Posted by StrokinJoe  [View Original Post]
    Yea it sucks when you get CumInTheKeyboard syndrome. You stumped me on this one Santa. What is CIWWN I'm thinking something about a napkin or wet nap LOL. Even StrokinJoe learns shit on this board haha. Take care. SJ.
    LMFAO. Got to give you credit it's not easy slippin one by you SJ. You are half right Brother. CIWWN = Cum In WaWa Napkins. LOL.

    SC.

  6. #8927

    WHooray For The WHorde Of WHo's

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    While flipping thru the latest Acme catalog. Came across an interesting product- the advertisement said " are you tired of driving up and down the trail wearing out your dick " - light bulb goes off in my head " yes. " Try our latest drone - " guaranteed not to peter you out". Another light bulb goes off "Hooray". Reading further it says it can find ho's in several modes- walking single, in pairs or at the local trap hose. Decide to purchase this wonderful machine. And it arrived by drone the next day. Flipping it out my van window. I set the controls for-Trap House- the console seems to indicate Obt but then veers off to EW dr. Sure enough it hovers over Aloha. St. Then I see on the screen - (A Horde of Ho's has been detected) -light bulb goes off - "yeah" . One of the horde steps out and jumps in my car. Her name is Jen. Thirty year old 7. 5. Very charming personality- gets out of my van with smile on her face. Drone flies back thru my window. Drive home with smile on my face.
    Damn Brother I love reading your posts! I'm scrolling through their website and they also have the William Shatner approved "Priceline Hodar". While cruising the trail in the comfort of you vehicle, and with the push of a button, you can scan the Ho's and tell what they're asking, what they're worth, and what others are actually paying. Helluva tool to use with the Ho Drone. And is says that if you act now, you can also get the world famous Zap-A-Ho for FREE so there's never any disappointments. The Zap-A-Ho also comes with a 10 pack of disposable seat covers and a can of air freshener. I can't wait! Take care Brother. SJ.

  7. #8926

    PC Issues

    Quote Originally Posted by SantaClause  [View Original Post]
    Sorry for the late post had PC issues.

    Anyway Santa cummed to town on Sunday and picked up a naughty new helper named Angela. As I drove by MickeyDs on the Florida Mall Trail she smiled at me and I let out a Ho Ho Ho. Angela is a decent lookin WSW about 30 with shoulder length brown hair and eyes. She is medium built about 5'5 120 - 130 lbs nice bubble ass. Angela was clean made up and very friendly. She started with a BBHJ then went to a BBBJ and had her be tits out as I asked. She alternated BBHJ BBBJ which was good. Angela aimed to please tickling and playing with my bells. She made my naughty and nice list but wasn't nominated for a Top 5 spot because no CIM. She made me bust with a BBHJ CIWWN. SC.
    Yea it sucks when you get CumInTheKeyboard syndrome. You stumped me on this one Santa. What is CIWWN I'm thinking something about a napkin or wet nap LOL. Even StrokinJoe learns shit on this board haha. Take care. SJ.

  8. #8925

    NOT A Top 5 Nominee

    Sorry for the late post had PC issues.

    Anyway Santa cummed to town on Sunday and picked up a naughty new helper named Angela. As I drove by MickeyDs on the Florida Mall Trail she smiled at me and I let out a Ho Ho Ho. Angela is a decent lookin WSW about 30 with shoulder length brown hair and eyes. She is medium built about 5'5 120 - 130 lbs nice bubble ass. Angela was clean made up and very friendly. She started with a BBHJ then went to a BBBJ and had her be tits out as I asked. She alternated BBHJ BBBJ which was good. Angela aimed to please tickling and playing with my bells. She made my naughty and nice list but wasn't nominated for a Top 5 spot because no CIM. She made me bust with a BBHJ CIWWN. SC.

  9. #8924
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 420

    The Ho Drone

    While flipping thru the latest Acme catalog. Came across an interesting product- the advertisement said " are you tired of driving up and down the trail wearing out your dick " - light bulb goes off in my head " yes. " Try our latest drone - " guaranteed not to peter you out". Another light bulb goes off "Hooray". Reading further it says it can find ho's in several modes- walking single, in pairs or at the local trap hose. Decide to purchase this wonderful machine. And it arrived by drone the next day. Flipping it out my van window. I set the controls for-Trap House- the console seems to indicate Obt but then veers off to EW dr. Sure enough it hovers over Aloha. St. Then I see on the screen - (A Horde of Ho's has been detected) -light bulb goes off - "yeah" . One of the horde steps out and jumps in my car. Her name is Jen. Thirty year old 7. 5. Very charming personality- gets out of my van with smile on her face. Drone flies back thru my window. Drive home with smile on my face.

  10. #8923

    Re: Descriptions

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    Wow first report about cops- not about picking up a girl. (wonder why) RPG -rocket propelled grenade- wonder who hired a lot of our soldiers coming out of Iraq. Listen to the detail of how he describes suspects (oops.) " wearing long fitted khaki slacks " half the report is used describing things. (wonder why) " Perform their trade " dripping with condescending colloquialism. To try and throw us off -he pretends like he can't figure out who are the decoys. Like he's one of the 15 Spanish guys that got caught. He's obviously white coming from Cowboys. Watch your 6 - sounds like TAC patrol to me. Wouldn't want to ruin your weekend. Is that a subtle warning. Who thinks like that. If you were there- like I was watching those poor boys being tossed around like rag dolls. With 5 or six guns pointed at them- cause they couldn't believe what was happening to them and they spoke Spanish. You would feel nothing but pity for them. Not gloat about ruining their weekend. Sick.
    Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.

  11. #8922

    Irene

    Picked up one of my HSW favs walking by ronalds house by the highway. Dt bbj cim spit. No gag reflex follows directions well, let me take pics and a vid to share, but again catching hell posting here from my phone. Senior members do have digits strokinjoe, message me def one to try on par with kevon and desiree.

  12. #8921

    Red, Or Redbone, Or Whatever

    Quote Originally Posted by Razorr99  [View Original Post]
    Yeah SJ, it was your pictures that I was going off of. In my dream I picked her up at the wawa on landstreet, she told me a name that I didn't hear then said "but people call me red", we then went to a safe place, then she had me drop her of at BP. This was probably 2-3 months ago. About a week later I was looking at all the photos that had been posted when I came across the ones you posted of Kevon and recognized her immediately. I could be wrong but now that this other monger is asking I'm pretty sure I was correct. BTW, big fan of your work SJ. You've given a lot a great advice to more people than you know.
    Thank you Brother for the words. I'm not saying that's not her and I do have a knack for posting some decent pics. I've had girls give me all kinds of names. I tried to pick up Lily a while back and she told me her name was Ashley then started arguing with me about it. All these girls, depending on the mixture at the time, are subject to tell us anything. Kevon has been one of my faves for at least 6 months, BUT, read my post yesterday morning. She fell asleep sucking my cock! It's just a short time before she's gone again and she just got out. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl but if you read my report again from yesterday about her, it won't be long. Sooooooooo, catch her while you can lol. Take care Brother. SJ.

  13. #8920

    Gigi, Part II

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    No this girl was on Lee rd. She was a 25 yr old latina, But very easy to get along with. Yeah I know the other Gigi. Texted her 2 mo. S ago and she was totally strung out. So gave up. BTW - the Ho conversion chart looks like this :1. Once a week = almost 24/7 2. Only when I need baby food= 24/7 3. I don't chase the drug like all these other girls = biggest crackhead on the trail! I'm sure their others.....
    Yea the last I heard she has a sugar daddy that's got her off Backpage now. The last she posted was almost 2 months ago. Hopefully she's cleaned up because she was getting kinda nasty lately and hopefully SugarD has some deep pockets to keep her straight. We all know how this turns out 90% of the time. Good luck. Take care Montes2. SJ.

  14. #8919
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 420

    Sorry Stroking J

    Quote Originally Posted by StrokinJoe  [View Original Post]
    Yo Brother is this the same Gigi from BP and BP with her signature fishnet hose to cover the thigh bruises. If so which Denny's and BK are we talking about or part of town. Just curious. If same one I haven't seen her in like 3 or 4 months. Gives great BJ and decent FS. Take care M2.
    No this girl was on Lee rd. She was a 25 yr old latina, But very easy to get along with. Yeah I know the other Gigi. Texted her 2 mo. S ago and she was totally strung out. So gave up. BTW - the Ho conversion chart looks like this :1. Once a week = almost 24/7 2. Only when I need baby food= 24/7 3. I don't chase the drug like all these other girls = biggest crackhead on the trail! I'm sure their others.....

  15. #8918

    Gigi

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    Usually drive the trail 20 -30 hrs per week, last night Lee rd. Had 3 new ones. And below the beachline a couple new ones. Picked up Gigi wearing a schoolgirl hi waisted dress- couldn't resist. She initially said she only walks once a week (now using the ho conversion chart) that means she's not quite 24/7. We park at Dennys (no one can see inside my van) she likes to talk while giving head (I would rather hear birds sing than listen to her talk). But she kept saying she wanted to smoke and get high (1 out of 5 girls say this) and fuck. I just fucked all weekend and just wanted to DFK and BJ. I drop her off at the abandoned Burger King. As far as the weekend goes. I visit different cities each weekend, Where are the top places to go in florida- right now its Lake Worth and New Port Richey, pictured is Summer in front of Fantasyland 2 in Tampa. Brought her from NPR.
    Yo Brother is this the same Gigi from BP and BP with her signature fishnet hose to cover the thigh bruises. If so which Denny's and BK are we talking about or part of town. Just curious. If same one I haven't seen her in like 3 or 4 months. Gives great BJ and decent FS. Take care M2.

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