Massage Parlor Reports

**Andersonian** · 07-01-15 08:22

I made a short stop at the Red Bean yesturday. Nothing good to report, and I mean nothing. This place has wend down hill. It is off my list for good. Got the heavy set girl and the massage was not even near good, just a light rub with finger tips. On the way out she asked about the tip. I told her it was in the room. I am always a good tipper but I just left a five on the table.

**MooPpoint** · 06-30-15 22:57

I haven't relaxed for over a year. Anybody know how it is now? Same old same old or do they have new young blood? Last time I went there, not only was the massage bad, but I thought the girl was going to yank my chain clean off. It was downright painful, which is why I haven't gone back.

**Diet Peach** · 06-30-15 22:54

Visited Red Beans in search of my favorite west side masseuse. I asked for Sophia and got an older, chubby lady. The massage was good but not near as good as Sophia. After the massage it was self service all the way. Upon leaving I saw an older lady sitting at the desk. I too will not return. I question it's cleanliness and disliked how it smelled like the restaurant next door.

**Skippy3** · 06-30-15 16:01

Usual spot was busy so I Had Red Beans for lunch. Will not repeat. Ever. That is all.

**PrinterMike** · 06-30-15 15:38

Heard a funny story on the way to work. A guy stopped into a massage parlor a couple of weeks back. The one that smells like Cedar. Anyway this is a known meh spot for him but also reliable. Instead of old and older a new lady greets him. Not young, but younger. Not cute, but cuter than prior visits. Opts for the hour. Nice medium massage. But he didn't go for a medium massage so some roaming pursues. Under the top no problem. Even a little taste so I heard. Roaming drifts below with some persistence. Nothing bad, just persistent. Upon fiv, resistance. So the guy slips a little towards the backdoor while withdrawing his hand. Immediate reaction and not negative. So he decides to push some buttons, or rather a button. Next thing the guy knows she is draped over the table catching her breath.

Interesting, yet odd at the same time. Looks to achieve the full Monty, but no go. Just a fetish for the back door button tease he figures. Anyway, his story kind of cracked me up so I thought I would share. Asked if he caught a name but he didn't. He's lousy like that.

Mike.

**MooPpoint** · 06-30-15 12:24

Originally Posted by Glaucon [View Original Post]

I went to check out Subaru's and walked next door while I waited. Never been to this place so it was interesting. Massage started with Kim who is a decent looking older masseuse with a very nice body. All was going well when in walks Yuyu. No questions asked, I just start getting a 4 handed massage. Keep in mind that Yuyu is a 10/10. Really, she's just gorgeous. Massage was only meh, so my expectations on the flip were high. They were flirty. They were giggly. They were vocal. They were even downright appreciative. But they also were very firmly doing nothing to even remotely allow me to leave happy. Worst damn luck this month.

They never asked for any additional funds for the 4 hands nor did they ask for a tip. I left them a $20 each anyway and they gave me a kind of sandwich group hug that was honestly the best part of the experience. That place left me bewildered and confused. Does it improve with future visits?

I haven't been there for a while but I didn't have any luck either. I remember Yuyu and she is unbelievably gorgeous. I went a few times. It's expensive for the hour (70) and they pushed the upsell to 4 hands and extended time very hard. Honestly because of that I decided not to go back despite Yuyu being so hot. I just don't like the way they do business.

**Golfer72** · 06-29-15 16:23

Originally Posted by Glaucon [View Original Post]

I went to check out Subaru's and walked next door while I waited. Never been to this place so it was interesting. Massage started with Kim who is a decent looking older masseuse with a very nice body. All was going well when in walks Yuyu. No questions asked, I just start getting a 4 handed massage. Keep in mind that Yuyu is a 10/10. Really, she's just gorgeous. Massage was only meh, so my expectations on the flip were high. They were flirty. They were giggly. They were vocal. They were even downright appreciative. But they also were very firmly doing nothing to even remotely allow me to leave happy. Worst damn luck this month.

They never asked for any additional funds for the 4 hands nor did they ask for a tip. I left them a $20 each anyway and they gave me a kind of sandwich group hug that was honestly the best part of the experience. That place left me bewildered and confused. Does it improve with future visits?

Despite my best efforts, that is the best I have been able to experience there.

**Glaucon** · 06-29-15 15:15

I went to check out Subaru's and walked next door while I waited. Never been to this place so it was interesting. Massage started with Kim who is a decent looking older masseuse with a very nice body. All was going well when in walks Yuyu. No questions asked, I just start getting a 4 handed massage. Keep in mind that Yuyu is a 10/10. Really, she's just gorgeous. Massage was only meh, so my expectations on the flip were high. They were flirty. They were giggly. They were vocal. They were even downright appreciative. But they also were very firmly doing nothing to even remotely allow me to leave happy. Worst damn luck this month.

They never asked for any additional funds for the 4 hands nor did they ask for a tip. I left them a $20 each anyway and they gave me a kind of sandwich group hug that was honestly the best part of the experience. That place left me bewildered and confused. Does it improve with future visits?

**Getmesometoday** · 06-29-15 10:29

Originally Posted by XandirHunt [View Original Post]

Yes. She was my first. Next to the pc shop.

If someone could pm me about Sophia location that would be great.

I was a long time regular at her place with juju and even at their new place down the road. Coco took over the old place and she was pretty decent as well. I miss the old days.

**IrishGuy11** · 06-26-15 20:49

Originally Posted by DuggerJug [View Original Post]

Lost my USASG account, and haven't been active for a while so I thought I'd post my recent activity. Tried RB's two weeks ago. Lovely girl, decent massage and teasing but self service after that.

Last week went to suite H and the girl was lovely. No massage went straight to negotiations. My question is, where did this inflation come from? Already paid 60 for the hour, and 2 bills for FS or 120 for hands on HJ? Seems pricey.

Yesterday. Went toSuite 1 where I had great success before, but got an extremely old lady who gave a great masage but that was it.

I have recently gone to East because of big up sell at H and not exactly a stress relieving experience. It really depends on whether you want to haggle and pay more but get FS. East has been good but results differ depending on woman. Earlier this week it was a little light on quality of massage, but more teasing along the way, more ass play and a very good ending. The last few times before that the massage was great, LMT quality but a more pedestrian finish. Either way I have found East consistent for $. , all in.

**AsianK** · 06-26-15 12:07

Hit up the place next to a Indian / Asian grocery store on the north side. Was hoping to get a good massage after playing 18. Instead I get a sniffling lady, who sounded sick. She started with a light tease testing the waters. Then she moved on to some anal probing (which I stopped immediately). Then to a rough massage that hurt more than healed. After the flip she got busy and cleaned me up. Left with some soreness and drained. Now I got to find a better massuse and Relax.

**DuggerJug** · 06-25-15 10:46

Lost my USASG account, and haven't been active for a while so I thought I'd post my recent activity. Tried RB's two weeks ago. Lovely girl, decent massage and teasing but self service after that.

Last week went to suite H and the girl was lovely. No massage went straight to negotiations. My question is, where did this inflation come from? Already paid 60 for the hour, and 2 bills for FS or 120 for hands on HJ? Seems pricey.

Yesterday. Went toSuite 1 where I had great success before, but got an extremely old lady who gave a great masage but that was it.

**Hentai033** · 06-25-15 10:45

Originally Posted by AbTroot [View Original Post]

Visited one in Taylorsville next to Shell gas station, where they used to sell fireworks every year. Location is in same small shopping center as a popular Mexican restaurant, so it is out in the open but you can blend in with diners. Noise seems to carry in this place, could easily hear her finishing the guy before me.

Got Lisa, who was older, maybe 40's, and petite. Massage was not good at all, but she did enourage roaming. I put my hand on her side and she moved it south. Tipped her. 4 for standard finish, but there were more options available.

Visited earlier this week, 1 mid-40's petite lady there. 30 min massage was decent, and left happy, but atmosphere was rushed and AC was barely working. Don't travel that way much so will not likely repeat. . 5, tipped. 3, so maybe this was the reason for the lackluster experience. Either way, better times elsewhere.

**RedFox2120** · 06-25-15 09:18

Originally Posted by JhnSmth [View Original Post]

I had the same issue last night. From now on, if Jessica isn't available, then I'm going back home or waiting until she's available.

The girl that I got was Sofia. There was another girl working but not sure what her name is.

**AchyBreaky** · 06-25-15 06:42

Adding to the discussion, I was able to visit just before yuyu left. Nice body, bad complexion, some roaming with self service offered. It sounds like rb is hit / miss on a good day. I am not planning to visit again.

AB.

Originally Posted by JhnSmth [View Original Post]

I had the same issue last night. From now on, if Jessica isn't available, then I'm going back home or waiting until she's available.