Massage Parlor Reports

[MRH99]

What kind of happy ending can I dream about there? Is it included with the massage?

Happy HJ ending, included in the price advertised on the website. No upsell, no tipping required. Well worth it.

[Bill Bradsky]

Don't get many opportunities to play anymore. Found myself in Columbia with a very small time window. I didn't have time to arrange for an escort so thought I would try Shogun as they had been putting regular ads on BP. Was met at the door by a fairly attractive older lady. She was thin, very small hips, larger than average bolt ons. She wanted $80 for the massage.

I was led to room with massage table. She has me undress and takes me to the sauna. A few minutes there and she has me lie down on the table and begins the massage. I ask if she gets undressed also and she said if I pay. She then asked what I wanted and I said everything. She wanted another $200.

She negotiated down to $160 fairly quickly and I said it was still too much. After I started to get dressed she agreed to $120 (yes, I know still way too much). So she gets undressed and wants me on top. I asked if she was going to suck and she made an ugly face and shook her head. So we proceeded to spend many minutes in missionary. She kept trying to rush me, but I made it last as long as possible for that price. After almost 20 minutes she had enough and finished me with a HJ.

I feel like an idiot for paying so much, but I had already invested my $80 and didn't want to leave with only a sauna and 3 minute back rub. So for $200 total I had a good 20 minute ride, with a really good hand finish, but no oral. When I kept asking her for oral during the ride she kept saying next time. Yeah, right.

As always YMMV and I hope it does.

First choice would be to get the hell out of Columbia. Go to Chicago or if desperate, St. Louis. The only place I have had any luck in Columbia is the place on Paris Road.

[Mafo29]

Looking for some advice on a good body rub in the downtown area. Not Soulard, Grand, Lafayette Square, etc. Looking for a go to person in Downtown. I believe this person does not exist.

Please PM.

[ChristM]

Don't get many opportunities to play anymore. Found myself in Columbia with a very small time window. I didn't have time to arrange for an escort so thought I would try Shogun as they had been putting regular ads on BP. Was met at the door by a fairly attractive older lady. She was thin, very small hips, larger than average bolt ons. She wanted $80 for the massage.

I was led to room with massage table. She has me undress and takes me to the sauna. A few minutes there and she has me lie down on the table and begins the massage. I ask if she gets undressed also and she said if I pay. She then asked what I wanted and I said everything. She wanted another $200.

She negotiated down to $160 fairly quickly and I said it was still too much. After I started to get dressed she agreed to $120 (yes, I know still way too much). So she gets undressed and wants me on top. I asked if she was going to suck and she made an ugly face and shook her head. So we proceeded to spend many minutes in missionary. She kept trying to rush me, but I made it last as long as possible for that price. After almost 20 minutes she had enough and finished me with a HJ.

I feel like an idiot for paying so much, but I had already invested my $80 and didn't want to leave with only a sauna and 3 minute back rub. So for $200 total I had a good 20 minute ride, with a really good hand finish, but no oral. When I kept asking her for oral during the ride she kept saying next time. Yeah, right.

As always YMMV and I hope it does.

[ChristM]

I am from the St Louis area, but had the opportunity to visit KC yesterday. I had a few hours to kill in the afternoon, so I started looking for a provider. I saw there are a lot of AMP in the KC area, more than in St Louis I think. Based on the reviews here it appears that, like in St Louis, AMPs generally offer a massage and not much else. I rolled the dice and selected AA Massage. I saw Tina, a very shy sweet girl with a good figure. Very dark in there, but I would estimate her early-mid 30's, cute. Dressed in denim shorts and a scoop neck tshirt that was amply filled out. It was a private room, but she left the door slightly ajar. I asked her to close it, and she did. She started by covering my entire back with a towel, and did a medium hard massage over the towel on my upper body. Of course I'm thinking. Is this all there is? - but decided to keep my thoughts to myself and see what developed. After a few minutes of that the towel was pulled down and she started on my back with some oil.

Very nice massage, soft hands, with a lot of time and attention spent on the butt, thighs and inner thighs. She did not brush against anything down there, and stayed away from the crack, but her hands were as close to where you would like them as possible with actually touching. I found it very sensual. During this, she asked me if I would like a free table shower, and I said sure. After asking me to flip over she placed the towel between my legs, and used a corner of it to *just* cover Mr. Johnson and the Twins. A little attention to my chest with oil, but most of the time was spent like she did on the back; stomach, thighs, inner thighs. Again her hands as close as they can be to paydirt without actually touching. I complimented her, and asked if her shirt could come off. She was friendly but said no, and I didn't push it.

After 10-15 minutes of this sensual touching, she stopped and told me that in 10 minutes time we would move to the other room for the table shower, then she went back to the same sensual touching of my stomach and thighs, with the towel just barely covering the goods. It seemed that she was giving me a signal by informing me that I had 10 minutes left on the table. After a couple of minutes, I reached down and put my hand under the towel for a squeeze, and pushed it away just slightly. When I did that, she pulled the towel away completely and went back to the same touching routine as before. I waited another minute to see if she was going to do more, but she continued touching the same places. I reached down and grabbed myself, and she continued to massage without a word. Hearing no objection, I started a DIY while she continued what she had been doing. Then she started paying a lot of attention to my nipples with one hand, while keeping the other hand busy as before. I had a nice DIY finish, which she worked my nipples, stomach and thighs. She handed me the towel and went off to start the table shower while I cleaned myself up.

She gave me a clean towel to cover, and led me to the shower table where warm water was already running. I had never had a table shower before, but it was a great ending. She soaped me back and front washing off all the oil, and rinsed with nice warm water. Then I stood while she dried me with a towel, then led me back to the massage room to dress. I happily paid her and added a modest tip.

It was a relaxing, friendly, enjoyable experience and exceeded my expectations. I frequent another AMP in STL that also allows DIY; I consider it a nice compromise for a sensual, enjoyable time at a lower cost than an independent body rub provider. I saw another post here about AA that sounded like it was different than my experience with probably a different girl, so YMMV. If I come back to KC, I would look Tina up again. If anyone wants contact info, send me a pm.

[OldDawg]

I tried them for the first time a few weeks ago and plan on going back this week. Read the website. The listed price is what you will pay. I saw Monica and STLhustla's description is accurate. You would check her out if you saw her at the store. She was sexy and playful and I had a great time. After some scary experiences and some less than fun visits I decided to try them out. Booking is as easy as ordering a pizza. The price is as listed. The location was in a nice neighborhood. The girl was pretty and fun. No BF's, No "will my car still be there when I am done?" No "Are you almost there?" No badge behind the door.

One thing, call early. The first time I called, everyone who would see a newbie was booked. The second time I called around 9 for a noon appointment. Oh, that is the other thing. If you book at 1:00 pm, be at the building at one. She will be waiting for you. And you will never get a text saying, sorry baby I need to go to the store.

YGND is always worth it, no upsells, beautiful girls with serious skill, and no worry about the bullshit timewasters I'm sick of from Backpage. Good advice about calling early. I call the day before (if you are a first timer you have to book same day) and always in the morning. Lake is on top of her shit. No hassle, no bullshit.

[OldDawg]

I use an app called Burner on I phone which is just that. It sets you up with another number and routes calls & texts through it. You can burn the number and get a new one whenver you want. Relatively inexpensive. You can also set notification levels to the point that you won't see or hear a text unless you go into the app. And if you have some downtime between hobbying you can delete the app from the phone & download it again when you want to.

Thanks man, I may try that. I'm dating someone new and the last thing need is trouble.

[QueNine]

Could someone be a gent, and PM me her info. I tried to message Pac Man but his box is full.

Thanks!

[Bill Bradsky]

Kiki is now doing guys by appointment at oki doki-also doing outcalls. She is sole owner & sells excellent extras. Beautiful woman. Great technique. Enjoy!

So would St. Louis be too far for an outcall?

[CardMan1014]

What kind of happy ending can I dream about there? Is it included with the massage?

[MRH99]

Your Girl Next Door. Check it out yourgirlnextdoor.com.

What's does "YGnd" mean.

[Speedy223]

What's does "YGnd" mean.

Your Girl next door.

[Dlister426]

What's does "YGnd" mean.

Your Girls Next Door. Check BP under bocy rubs for contact info.

[CardMan1014]

What's does "YGnd" mean.

[Jeffc 574]

So I'm thinking about making the plunge for YGND does anyone recommend any certain girl, is it worth the money? Any upcharge, can someone tell me about there experience.

I tried them for the first time a few weeks ago and plan on going back this week. Read the website. The listed price is what you will pay. I saw Monica and STLhustla's description is accurate. You would check her out if you saw her at the store. She was sexy and playful and I had a great time. After some scary experiences and some less than fun visits I decided to try them out. Booking is as easy as ordering a pizza. The price is as listed. The location was in a nice neighborhood. The girl was pretty and fun. No BF's, No "will my car still be there when I am done?" No "Are you almost there?" No badge behind the door.

One thing, call early. The first time I called, everyone who would see a newbie was booked. The second time I called around 9 for a noon appointment. Oh, that is the other thing. If you book at 1:00 pm, be at the building at one. She will be waiting for you. And you will never get a text saying, sorry baby I need to go to the store.