Streetwalker Reports

[CransdorfMukai]

So. Took a business trip to south east asia and all I can say is that they are light years ahead of us!! They know how to run girls.

Anyway, ran down the trail on my first night back and had my first bad experience. Dreamed about brunette spinner, Cecilia, and she turned out to be a grab and dash. Beware of the dark jeep loaded down with goons. Wanted to persue but finally let my better sense prevail.

In my moppy mood I dreamed about a thick brunette Maria that helped me get over my foul mood. Brothers, be carwful out there.

CM.

[FunHobby69]

Want to tip my hat to StrokinJoe and StantaClaus for their outstanding fictional accounts of stalking the trail. Decided to leave my safe zone and booked passage on a trail excursion tonight. Motivation to expand my literary genre directly related to these two Nobel prize winners in literature. Have surveyed the trail during daytime, but just to get a compass bearing and understanding of the pray traps and game wardens. Spent about two hours tonight around the quadrant (can't find the exact meaning of this term) but I looped around the watering hole between the big road that takes me to the beach and the other road that fittingly contains sand. Stopped in at the hotel that is not so super and saw a medium build girl with brown hair probably shoulder length or more hanging with a guy wearing a backpack. Said something to me while I drove by but wasn't interested. Saw her couple more times coming and going to the 7-11 with Mr backpack in tow. Didn't see anything else in the loop and proceded north and came across a skinny white blonde south of the I-4 which didn't interest me. Headed back south and saw my pray doing the walk north of sand lake. Spent about 15 minutes doing a large circle so as not to draw her attention or any one else's. When I felt comfortable enough that she had been walking a several block area back and forth with no LEO or anything that looked suspicious, I parked sbout two blocks passed her, shut the car / lights and waited to get a better look. Dumb ass me, she had eyes like a dear and knew the whole time what I was doing. She walked up to the drivers door, I opened it and she said are you a cop to which I replied no and she said can I check. I obliged and she reached in the car and did a hand check of my assets. The only thing I could say at that point was do you need a ride and off we went to her safe spot. Her name was Jessica and she was Hispanic. We agreed we would tune my radio to play one Jackson song and half of another. All I can say is she went to town on my flute, took direction very well and allowed me to participate in hitting the high note as in my hand on top of her head pressing down to get every inch out of my instrument. Nice lady, easy to talk to. I will repeat. This is my first fictional account of a car date only second street adventure. I would very much appreciate any other authors PMing me on tips, pointers, anything to assist me in this aspect of my fictional hobby. FH69.

[Otis407]

What time were you driving by? I rarely see anything in the afternoons around 5-6.

I was driving in the area of 192 & Hoagland and there were 3 WSW and 1 BSW working the area of the hotel on the corner under renovations. 2 of the WSW's were solid 8's and 1 was a 6 on the small bbw side. The BSW was in a bathing suit and short. Shorts with her ass hanging out. A solid seven. I'm not much into the SW scene as I don't have big enough balls to park somewhere and get a hummer. Just thought you might like the info. Stay safe.

DW.

[TeenLover]

And her friend Nikki at the same time this morning. Both nice girls. As I was leaving the Super 8 I crossed Landstreet and traffic was stopped in front of the bus stop and standing there giving me the signal was a little Latina spinner, she was wearing tight jeans and like a leotard thong over it. Then walking down the street was an insane hot black haired girl in short shorts with perfect legs and curly hair. She was a 10 on the college girl scale off the charts on the OBT scale. She disappeared into the Dunkin Donuts.

Anyone know who they might be?

[StrokinJoe]

That's what she said right after she got in my van. Wow, really and what courses are you taking little girl- How to make a Crackpipe 101, or Where to buy rigs at Wal-mart 102. I spotted her south of the Beachline down where the truckers go. Looked like a teen-age hottie from the distance. And she was- skinny, black with really large red lips and glasses- " For School I guess". Her name was Ashley, by the way. She started by giving me directions (red flag #1) - then she mentioned that one of the semi drivers was undercover- (typical school girl right) . What was she smoking? Now OCSO is training deputies as CDL drivers, what next- undercover crotch rockets. Finally she wanted to go to her room. Then she said no one puts their hands on her- till they pay in advance- too many red flags. Adios. Next picked up Stephanie- back after a hiatus. What a difference- everything like clockwork. Yeah! Oh wait- how about- How to extract free dope from Dopeboys 201 - Back to school.

Good post Brother. That neighborhood from the BK to the truck stop always provides some entertaining Ho's. That almost sounds like one I ran in to about a year ago close by. Going South on 441 just past Wendy's is a big shopping center on the right. There is always at least 1 girl working that lot EVERY night. This one was driving an older, maybe early 2000's white Mustang parked in the lot parallel to the road with her hood up. Me being the good Samaritan that I am I pulled over to offer her some ASSistance. Said she was out of gas and need some coinage for gas to get home. I inquired about how much coinaged to get home and she quoted me 80 coins would get her ALL THE WAY home if you know what I mean I said damn girl this ain't no HUMMER and she said that would be 50 coins LOL. She was real antsy and I didn't feel right so I got the hell out and about 15 minutes later her car was gone. Amazingly a couple hours later her car ran out of gas in the exact same place, damn, except she was dressed differently haha. There's also a crazy big butted black girl working the BK to Wendy's area a lot lately, usually in the 2 - 4 am window. Has a big circular barbell pierced through her septum (nose) says 60 coins for everything, doesn't just do BJ's and she's kinda hot but kinda crazy looking too. I'm waiting for someone to report on her. Nice body just real big booty. Take care Brothers. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

Is this him? LOL.

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=is...w=1366&bih=663

Not even close, thank God. This one was a thin Hispanic, cute, GUY! The one that works or used to work across the street from the auto zone, Hispanic also with long brown hair that always word a bright light blue or yellow dress looked similar but this one was thinner. The other one was one I referred to earlier comments as the "Devil In The Blue Dress", but haven't seen in a while either. That one doesn't really look Hispanic, OR thin Haha. SJ.

[SantaClause]

Ok guys, I took one for the team but being the guy I am, I'm not ashamed to help my Brothers out. That's why we're here. I was pretty drained after the Pinata and Preggo LOL and gulped a few brews but I decided to take another stroll around 4:30 ish. Wound up looking for auto parts up by the teens in the Zone if you know what I mean. Saw a couple chubbies, a couple blacks that didn't do anything for me then there was good old reliable Alecia. She looked decent and I made the UTurn by Cleos and went back and she was gone. Fuck! So I circle around a couple times and can't find her but I stumble across this cute little Hispanic with a short black skirt and short dark hair and she says pick me, pick me which I did. Said "the name" is Shayla" not Shay or Shae OK. She's thin but looks good and had nice looked like bolt on accessories and she says show me your toy which I did. She asks me what I want as she's rubbing it and I'm like probably just some head and she puts her face down closer and says may I and I'm like yea free samples are always nice LOL. She licks the head and goes down deep a couple times, mind you I haven't given her a penny yet, and then she comes up and smiles at me and says "You know I'm a guy, right?" The End. Be easy on me guys.

Is this him? LOL.

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=is...w=1366&bih=663

[Montes2]

That's what she said right after she got in my van. Wow, really and what courses are you taking little girl- How to make a Crackpipe 101, or Where to buy rigs at Wal-mart 102. I spotted her south of the Beachline down where the truckers go. Looked like a teen-age hottie from the distance. And she was- skinny, black with really large red lips and glasses- " For School I guess". Her name was Ashley, by the way. She started by giving me directions (red flag #1) - then she mentioned that one of the semi drivers was undercover- (typical school girl right) . What was she smoking? Now OCSO is training deputies as CDL drivers, what next- undercover crotch rockets. Finally she wanted to go to her room. Then she said no one puts their hands on her- till they pay in advance- too many red flags. Adios. Next picked up Stephanie- back after a hiatus. What a difference- everything like clockwork. Yeah! Oh wait- how about- How to extract free dope from Dopeboys 201 - Back to school.

[TeamCommando]

I would simply call them my next victims haha I'm just sayin. We haven't had that dilemma in a while LOL. Be safe guys. SJ.

A gaggle of gash; a kettle of kooters; a flight of fur pies; a party of poontang; a muster of muffins; a colony of coochie; a company of camel toes, a school of snatch.

[StrokinJoe]

A Meeting of the muffs?

I would simply call them my next victims haha I'm just sayin. We haven't had that dilemma in a while LOL. Be safe guys. SJ.

[SantaClause]

A sleigh full of sluts. The North Pole of poon. A nativity of nookie. A fireplace full of flange. A bonfire full of beaver. A caroler's cuntvention.

A Meeting of the muffs?

[StrokinJoe]

Convention of clits?

A sleigh full of sluts. The North Pole of poon. A nativity of nookie. A fireplace full of flange. A bonfire full of beaver. A caroler's cuntvention.

[PharmaGuy]

A pack of p*ssy?

A covey of kunt?

A cavalcade of coochie.

[SantaClause]

Soiree O' Snatch??

Convention of clits?

[Jesse54]

A pack of p*ssy?

A covey of kunt?

Soiree O' Snatch??