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[BigGuyUAteMe]

I was really just messing around. Appreciate the review and response. Have fun out there.

TDM.

I'm trying to have all the fun I can and trying to be safe!

I wish all of you the best!

BG.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Never thought of that ROTFLMAO. Your funny!

If your tongue is red and when you plunge it into both fart boxes and pull it out and it has brown spots on it, does that mean it's a redheaded freckled tongue or a freckled red tongue or just a tongue with freckles?

FF.

P.S. Had to ask, see how many variations of freckles there can be! That's why I love them. Better than porcelain white skin that's the same all over.

I think it means your going to deep!

[Member #6963]

To each his own!

Don't knock it till you try it!

BG.

If your tongue is red and when you plunge it into both fart boxes and pull it out and it has brown spots on it, does that mean it's a redheaded freckled tongue or a freckled red tongue or just a tongue with freckles?

FF.

P.S. Had to ask, see how many variations of freckles there can be! That's why I love them. Better than porcelain white skin that's the same all over.

[T D Mills]

To each his own!

Don't knock it till you try it!

BG.

I was really just messing around. Appreciate the review and response. Have fun out there.

TDM.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

To each his own!

Sorry I asked.

Don't knock it till you try it!

BG.

[T D Mills]

Tongue plunged both their fart boxes.

Sorry I asked.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Your mailbox is full.

I cleaned it out. Buddy.

[Ilapp]

Ilapp, your wish has been granted!

I still talk to Kayla and she will be back soon, maybe as soon as next week!

I know why you like her she is one of the good one's!

I do remember some guys saying that she wasn't their ATF, but lots sang her praises.

She put on a couple pounds, she says it will be gone by next week, if you ever saw her she is gorgeous!! And so much fun.

I'm going to try to beat you to see her first. But I'm afraid, from what I've heard it's hard to beat Ilapp, out of first!

Have fun, play safe, give and get respect, find some crazy good, and go TPHFB.

BG.

Yeah I know--Tuesday actually, saw new pic, not representative, the real thing- pretty as ever. For the others that have mentioned her- don't forget-same rules, only working the day you see the ad so don't bother calling any other day (or night) - and forget texting.

[Member #6963]

Don't know what's going on but!

I would like to say, I didn't see where you said anything bad about anyone.

Your opinion and your views on this forum in my view are valuable. I know they say everyone has an opinion and they are like buttholes they usually stink, but if you wash them really good they don't.

BG.

Your mailbox is full.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Don't know what's going on but!

I just received a PM that took two reply boxes from a provider whose sanity I am beginning to to have serious concerns over accusing me of all sorts of things of which she has construed in her mind, but this primarily stemming from her total arrogance of thinking I give a shit about her, so she assumed that a post I made in reference to the tragedy unfolding in the news involving the BP / NR provider and the hobbiest in some way was a slam at her.. I made a veiled comment about a piece of shit hobbiest who recently physically assaulted a dear friend of mine and how those sorts of actions could precipitate a tragedy such as this, and little does he know that he was seconds and inches from possibly meeting a similar fate, though without a doubt his would have been deserved. So, since I am among a whole litany of things that she listed, a blacklisted scumbag (that must be why no one will see me) being the kindest and least hurtful and spiteful, I am sure no one will care about this post; except for the few who occasionally out of the blue hit me up to see if I have ever heard or knew if Kayla was coming back, that I have heard a rumor that it might be possible though far from a sure thing. Apparently she had a devoted following in some circles, so don't be surprised if you see an ad for her sometime soon. I wish I could see her again, but no doubt there is no way she would see a blacklisted scumbag like myself. C'est la vie. Good thing though I am old my hands have a strong grip, unlike, well we know don't we.

I would like to say, I didn't see where you said anything bad about anyone.

Your opinion and your views on this forum in my view are valuable. I know they say everyone has an opinion and they are like buttholes they usually stink, but if you wash them really good they don't.

BG.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Kayla's photo.

Do you think I should post the naked selfie I have of her? She sent it to me as a "make up" for moving my apt to another day / time. I don't want to ruffle feathers, but IT is DEFINITELY of KAYLA. I am certain, and I had used that same shower for an appt.

I don't see how it could matter if by the picture that people in her real life, can't recognize her, say by tats or birth marks.

I also have photos of her but I would not show them or post them with out asking the Lady that they are of, just out of respect. If they are sweet enough to let you take photos of them, they were for your eyes only, unless they say its OK.

BG.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Ilapp, your wish has been granted!

And none of you guys are the ones I was thinking of or that had asked. Yep, that one, LOL, or the one that that pic "represents" and was used by. Guys tended to either love her or hate her it seems, personally I have done both, but something about her always drew me back. I am afraid some may have thought Kayla was somehow tied to the scrawny skank or the asshole hobbiest with the same initials because of how I rambled it all together (and to my close buddies who chide me for that elsewhere I apologize as always for the confusion of thought I create) so that she, Kayla kind of got lost in the shuffle. It is just a maybe, but there is a possibility she might be back soon. I expect to see the same ads and the same pics and everything else the same, no idea how she looks, but there was something about her that always got me.

I still talk to Kayla and she will be back soon, maybe as soon as next week!

I know why you like her she is one of the good one's!

I do remember some guys saying that she wasn't their ATF, but lots sang her praises.

She put on a couple pounds, she says it will be gone by next week, if you ever saw her she is gorgeous!! And so much fun.

I'm going to try to beat you to see her first. But I'm afraid, from what I've heard it's hard to beat Ilapp, out of first!

Have fun, play safe, give and get respect, find some crazy good, and go TPHFB.

BG.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Tongue plunged both their fart boxes.

Tpbtfb? Wtf?

[T D Mills]

Tpbtfb? Wtf?

i called sexyred and told her today was my birthday.

We set a time and when i showed up, she had a surprise for me! Red is gorgeous, but today she went all out and she was drop dead gorgeous and she brought into our fun a new beautiful, sexy, smoking hot, young spinner called baby! These two show me the best birthday dream anyone could ever possibly have.

Anything you can or could think of we did, and red was pushing my buttons like no ones business.

She keeps getting better, this woman is crazy good! Her and her new friend are over the top.

I can't see how it could get any better and she proves me wrong, i even tpbtfb!

All i could ask for now is to set in my chair and drink some gin & tonic, with this big shit eating grin on my face and think how lucky of a man i am to know sexyred!

(thanks to freckle freak).

Thank so much for such great wonderful birthday sexyred & baby!

Play safe, have fun, give and get respect, do your research, try to find you some crazy good and go tprfb.

Bg. Please ask sexyred to jack me off so they can close the lid.

P.s. They both have freckles! And what a nice picture when you connect the dots!

[Ilapp]

I saw her on Illap's recommendation back in 2011. I have a pic of "the great pair of tits" too, actually, its a frontal nude of her in her shower stall. Hesitated to post it even though its faceless. Small nipples, enchanced boobs, wider hips and a tight kitty?

Heritage.

And none of you guys are the ones I was thinking of or that had asked. Yep, that one, LOL, or the one that that pic "represents" and was used by. Guys tended to either love her or hate her it seems, personally I have done both, but something about her always drew me back. I am afraid some may have thought Kayla was somehow tied to the scrawny skank or the asshole hobbiest with the same initials because of how I rambled it all together (and to my close buddies who chide me for that elsewhere I apologize as always for the confusion of thought I create) so that she, Kayla kind of got lost in the shuffle. It is just a maybe, but there is a possibility she might be back soon. I expect to see the same ads and the same pics and everything else the same, no idea how she looks, but there was something about her that always got me.