Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjbee62]

I've had a handful of daydreams with different types of providers but an AMP has always topped my fantasy list. I know since I'm a newbie I'll probably get ignored but I could really use some coaching on how to start dreaming about a local AMP. I would be eternally grateful.

It's really quite easy. First, find an AMP. Most of them advertise on Backpage and Craigslist. Maybe you want to choose one close to your part of town, or convenient to work, or where you are less likely to run into nosy neighbors.

Step 2, go there. Some people prefer the 30 minute massage, but I always go for the full hour. I recommend always going for the table shower, if available. It will give you an idea of what might be offered.

Remember, always remove all clothes before getting on the table. Leaving your underwear on tells them, not to touch you there.

There will be a towel on the table, newbies use it to cover themselves. Lay face down on the table and wait. Soon a young, beautiful Asian woman will enter to begin the massage. Just for clarification, young means somewhere between 25 and 75, and beautiful, because I don't want to dash your hopes.

At most AMPs, she will start, standing at your head and leaning over to rub your back. This is the first good opportunity to test the waters. Reach out and rub her legs, be gentle take your time, don't just go immediately for the crotch. If she stops you, don't despair, maybe you were moving too fast. If she stops you twice, enjoy the massage, because chances are, that's all you'll get.

While she's working on your back, she might reach up and give some additional attention to the parts you really want handled. This is a good sign, but it's not definite. Eventually you'll learn the difference between a little tease and a promise of what's coming up.

Once she rolls you onto your back, you'll find out what, if anything, is offered. If she covers you with the towel, you're probably out of luck.

There are 4 possible ways for the massage to end. The first is that nothing happens, she avoids your crotch like it's a pitbull with rabies. The second is the self service oil change, she'll provide the oil, but you're pulling the dipstick. She may assist with cleanup, after your work is done.

Third option is typically called the standard finish, she'll reach out and take matters into her own hands. She might show off some of her assets and allow your fingers to do the walking. Each girl has her own limits and prices.

The final option is, anything else. Most, if they feel comfortable with you, will tell you what's available and how much it will cost.

Some signs your ending won't be happy:

A sign in the room telling you to leave your underwear on.

She makes sure your private parts are always covered.

She firmly moves your hands away when you try to touch her.

She has large hands, a deposit voice, a prominent Adams apple and a suspicious looking bulge.

Depending on many things, your first time might not be what you hope for. You might be nervous, or you might make the masseuse nervous, the boss might be nervous, or the masseuse may just be waiting for you to send the right signals.

Try a few places, eventually you'll find the one best for you. Happy hunting.

[TommyBoy1224]

Hey fellas. Stopped in at the Mei Ling spa on S. East street. Met Ivy. Decent massage, lots of teasing! In fact some of the best ever. Looks are 6/7 and yes you will leave smiling. Stay safe and happy hunting!

[MooPpoint]

Nope, Mandy was there cute as ever, as was Sheena who is always super fun. Plus, of course, Anna.

Hmmm. It must be a really long time since I've been there. My last two times there I got Judy and Lucy. I've never met Sheena and Anna. Sounds like Anna may be worth a return trip.

[ItsMyMrp]

If this is the place I'm thinking of, I usually get Judy because she always answers the door. She's fairly cute and is a good time but in general they're more expensive than other places. Plus who knows when the mamasan will just walk in unannounced. I thought someone said Mandy left though.

Nope, Mandy was there cute as ever, as was Sheena who is always super fun. Plus, of course, Anna.

[HornyMan554]

This is my first post in this forum but I have been checking frequently. I have always been interested in this hobby but have yet to try, although I will be soon (maybe in the next week or so). I get most of the codes on here but could someone PM me about this suite H. I think I know which one is being referred to but not exactly sure.

Thanks.

[ThatGuy5152]

I've had a handful of daydreams with different types of providers but an AMP has always topped my fantasy list. I know since I'm a newbie I'll probably get ignored but I could really use some coaching on how to start dreaming about a local AMP. I would be eternally grateful.

[MooPpoint]

Went back to the place on 96th st last night before closing and had my choice of 3 girls -- and an older, grumpy mamasan. Regulars will know 2 of the 3, both cute and accommodating, and I'm happy to report Anna is still there, tall as ever in short white skirt. She gave me a hug and a grope and it was off to the races.

How do you get a cute girl and service on 96th st? Maybe it pays to be a longtime customer.

If this is the place I'm thinking of, I usually get Judy because she always answers the door. She's fairly cute and is a good time but in general they're more expensive than other places. Plus who knows when the mamasan will just walk in unannounced. I thought someone said Mandy left though.

[TheBlindman]

Sounds like the same girl. I don't know about tall. But the other assets sound dead on.

PM me which new location? Thanks.

[AsianK]

There was a Sophia that worked with Juju in Avon a couple of years ago. Tall, big breasts, early 40's, 6-7, and she knew what she was doing!

Sounds like the same girl. I don't know about tall. But the other assets sound dead on.

[Oksure499]

And Bobo, wonder what happened to her after she got into trouble with LE? Bobo was probably one of the best in town, so friendly, and treated everyone fairly.

Bo is still around. Very cautious and selective now.

[RunForGold]

There was a Sophia that worked with Juju in Avon a couple of years ago. Tall, big breasts, early 40's, 6-7, and she knew what she was doing!

Ah, Juju! That brings back memories. I remember Sophia and Candy, but especially Juju, such a nice lady. She treated everyone as if you were a wonderful friend. And Bobo, wonder what happened to her after she got into trouble with LE? Bobo was probably one of the best in town, so friendly, and treated everyone fairly. Sophia from Golden was nice and how many waited in line for Hannah at Sunny. The quality has fallen far from.

Just a few years ago. The visits just aren't what they used to be, sorry to say.

[ItsMyMrp]

Went back to the place on 96th st last night before closing and had my choice of 3 girls -- and an older, grumpy mamasan. Regulars will know 2 of the 3, both cute and accommodating, and I'm happy to report Anna is still there, tall as ever in short white skirt. She gave me a hug and a grope and it was off to the races.

How do you get a cute girl and service on 96th st? Maybe it pays to be a longtime customer.

[MooPpoint]

Which RB's? The one I've been going too always says no special sauce!

It's initials are RB and it's next to an Arby's on Washington just off 465.

[TheJiggaMan]

Which RB's? The one I've been going too always says no special sauce!

Has to be red bean, strolled in and saw yu yu and only a hard massage.

[XandirHunt]

There was a Sophia that worked with Juju in Avon a couple of years ago. Tall, big breasts, early 40's, 6-7, and she knew what she was doing!

Yes. She was my first. Next to the pc shop.