Massage Parlor Reports

[DaddysLookin]

I am the king of walkers. I always ask to see girls first and walk if not to my liking. You have to have that attitude or you will be screwed again and again.

Going forward don't give your funds out until you meet the girl you will be meeting with. If they ask you for the $ like they did, say, "I like to give my funds directly to my masseuse. " If they object or give you a hard time, get out. Sometimes they'll even get sneaky and switch girls on you mid session. They did that to me at harmony and then you're in for a harder battle. Once they have your $ it's probably hard to get it back, although I've heard stories of guys getting pissed and loud and getting a refund.

[Ambrose]

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...3-5010/4865989

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...3-5010/4866481

I decided to give this a shot today and what a waste it was.

First off. They don't answer the phone when you call to find location, they text you after the address which.

Is odd itself. Second- it's in a building with an urgent care. Place is on 3rd floor.

Paid $60 was lead to a room in the back by a 40-50 year old chunky / not appealing person.

Said girl would be right in. Little did I know. She was the only one there. She starts working on my back and it's really the worst massage that a I have ever had. After 10 minutes. I said I felt sick and left. No way I was going to give her anymore funds.

I told her the ads and pictures didn't look anything close to it and she didn't understand.

Don't waste your time.

You saved me some aggravation I was planning on going tomorrow. The ad says sweet eye candy doesn't sound so sweet to me.

[Member #5912]

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...3-5010/4865989

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...3-5010/4866481

I decided to give this a shot today and what a waste it was.

First off. They don't answer the phone when you call to find location, they text you after the address which.

Is odd itself. Second- it's in a building with an urgent care. Place is on 3rd floor.

Paid $60 was lead to a room in the back by a 40-50 year old chunky / not appealing person.

Said girl would be right in. Little did I know. She was the only one there. She starts working on my back and it's really the worst massage that a I have ever had. After 10 minutes. I said I felt sick and left. No way I was going to give her anymore funds.

I told her the ads and pictures didn't look anything close to it and she didn't understand.

Don't waste your time.

Going forward don't give your funds out until you meet the girl you will be meeting with. If they ask you for the $ like they did, say, "I like to give my funds directly to my masseuse. " If they object or give you a hard time, get out. Sometimes they'll even get sneaky and switch girls on you mid session. They did that to me at harmony and then you're in for a harder battle. Once they have your $ it's probably hard to get it back, although I've heard stories of guys getting pissed and loud and getting a refund.

[Bozscaggs]

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[Scotty123]

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...3-5010/4865989

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...3-5010/4866481

I decided to give this a shot today and what a waste it was.

First off. They don't answer the phone when you call to find location, they text you after the address which.

Is odd itself. Second- it's in a building with an urgent care. Place is on 3rd floor.

Paid $60 was lead to a room in the back by a 40-50 year old chunky / not appealing person.

Said girl would be right in. Little did I know. She was the only one there. She starts working on my back and it's really the worst massage that a I have ever had. After 10 minutes. I said I felt sick and left. No way I was going to give her anymore funds.

I told her the ads and pictures didn't look anything close to it and she didn't understand.

Don't waste your time.

[HappyDave]

Felt like splurging on myself today, you guys know I'm gun shy on FS. Called main found out yoko is gone for a day and cici was booked. I'm not a big Mimi fan. Dropped in FE, did not like what I saw, not bad, just not what I wanted. Asked for yoko and she was available. She is stunning, hottest AMP girl I have had with the possible exception of some long ago OS girl's. Took a while to get started, table shower was good, I tryed to shower her but she said no. Massage was ok and st was very good. Asked what I wanted and she suggested HJ I said yes nude and she said how much and I said eighty she said twenty more. I said fine since its what I was willing to pay anyway. What happened next was a skin to skin total exploration standing lying down and cuddling that was out of this world. She became very relaxed with me and I got the longest and most intimate hand job in all the time I have been in the hobby. We talked for a while after, she said she use to do nails but pay and conditions sucked. She leaves in two week to finish jewelry school and then she is out. She is a sweetheart when you know her. . 6 house 1. 00 nude heaven. I will miss her.

[Skatar018]

I know it's out of context & sorry about that Muffy

Do you really want to be married

Been down that road once & that was enough, now I'd rather rent & that's all right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siMFORx8uO8.

[MarriedTom]

Saw the ad today. http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...-e-t-s/4861815.

Called and asked where abouts they are. Young sounding girl asks where I am from, and then giggles. Tells me 1150 Reservoir on 3rd floor. Pull up, and location is a medical building with emergence room on first floor. Get in elevator to third. No name on directory. See the all too familiar door bell on the door frame. A butter faced, squatty Mamsan answers and ushers me in. Big head says "RUN Forrest Run!", Little head says STAY!! We know who won THAT battle! .

She hugs me and says welcome. Asks if I been there before, answered " you just opened, NO!" She laughs and leads me to room. Takes the house fee ($60) and tells me undress, girl be right in. No table shower. Dodged a bullet I think. Am on table face down when door opens, and She walks back in and starts with the rub. Damn. Why does little head always win the battle?

As far as the rub goes, an A for effort, a D for execution. Lots of kneading and rubbing, no real actual skills. Plenty of tease, and I really needed that. On the flip, just closed eyes and tried hard to think NMS and Admiral girls! Nice clean-up, and head neck and scalp massage for balance of the time. Left 40 for Her. Saw a quick glimpse of other provider, a little bit younger version!

Given where they are, and lack of indentification or even a false appearance of legitimacy, do not see them being there long. But then again, do not plan on going back unless other reports indicate changing of providers.

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...i-c-eo/4871993

Saw a new ad today. Called and asked where they were. Same butterfaces but different numbers and ad. No way they are in their 20's! Nice try ladies, you got me once, but not again!

[Appollo101]

I agree on looks, when she let me in I was like WOW. Very nice spinner body. TS was ok. Washed all thr right areas. She did talk to me a bit, ask about work, and about my age, have I been there before. I love when they ask this becausei just name off all the greats I've had hoping they get the hint about what type of service I'm looking for. After the TS the massage was ok not great, but she did a back walk and tried to get some kinks out. Then a small tease and the question. She hinted for a bit more of a tip, but I stayed strong and said maybe if we had a good time. It was ok, doesn't like daty, very rushed. Normaly I hold out on AMP's like this to make the session last longer. But she got me haha, the girl does have good V control, I'll give her that. Clean up and was happy with the standard tip. If she opened up abit and was a little more willing she would be a fave for sure. So cute. . I miss Bebe, Summer or Joy, or even Jackie there a FE. Sucks with Prov AMPs closing. Never thought I'd miss Mika at 1027. Oh well times change I guess. Good hunting gents.

What was your damage at FE?

[Member #5912]

A. I'd rather be with someone who knows what they are doing then someone inexperienced.

Be, It's pretty hypocritical for anyone who has been with 100's of woemn to not want a woman whose been with 100's of guys. Not accusing you MtD I don't know your numbers, just saying it's a double standard.

I think it's more like 1000's of guys isn't it?

[MuffyTheDiver]

A. I'd rather be with someone who knows what they are doing then someone inexperienced.

Be, It's pretty hypocritical for anyone who has been with 100's of woemn to not want a woman whose been with 100's of guys. Not accusing you MtD I don't know your numbers, just saying it's a double standard.

I was going to reply with a longer post worthy of the Thunderdome but truthfully could care less. Best wishes two you and the Mrs.

[Bozscaggs]

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[iamioman]

... Do you really want to be married to a woman who has had 100's of guys?

A. I'd rather be with someone who knows what they are doing then someone inexperienced.

Be, It's pretty hypocritical for anyone who has been with 100's of woemn to not want a woman whose been with 100's of guys. Not accusing you MtD I don't know your numbers, just saying it's a double standard.

[Fly Dangler]

I had more fun at Main than Far East. Proves once again that just because a place is FS doesn't mean it's going to beat the jack shack experience at another place.

Careful! There seem to be a few here who slide down from the MA forums to write dishonest disparaging things about those of us who appreciate some things that transpire at non FS places in RI and the people at those places that make them worthwhile.

[Member #5912]

Stopped by FE without calling so everyone I knew was either busy or gone so met Yoko. Thought it was my lucky day. Very tiny, and pretty though not typical looks for a K-girl and definitely on the younger side (for a spa, not young for a civi). When she smiles she goes from a 6 to an 8 and had a perfect spinner body (proportioned well not cartoon) looked like if I held her waist with both hands my fingers and thoumbs would meet on both sides of her waist. Everyone likes a beautiful woman and I like spinners so I was looking forward to the session, but it was one of the worst experiences AMP experiences I've ever had. She didn't talk at all unless I asked her something so hard to make any connection, shower was perfunctory, "massage" lasted maybe 5 minutes and saying it was 'half-hearted' is giving her way too muych credit. I wasn't sure if she had really started the massage or was just getting ready when she started the light touch. Mediocre tease and from there on the shower was starting to look good. I felt a little bad thinking maybe she was just exhausted at the end of the day but after when I asked about the surge of people ringing the bell during my session she said it was quiet all day until evening. She was so hot her attitude almost didn't matter and maybe she was having an off day, but I got the strong feeling she doesn't like her job. She is really super attractive so maybe someone else will have a better experience but I won't bre repeating. With her.

No time for a detailed review but I"ll second the notion that yoko sucks. I did get a good rub from her because she knew I was a regular and I wasn't going to let her get away with any bullshit. Not much to talk about and I wouldn't recommend her. She is one of the hotter providers though.

I hit main later after a few dances and rubs at the foxy. The other Yoko was there. She took care of me again. Normal rate!! She had no choice. I blew my cash at the foxy. She still took care of me though. She knows I'll be back. I saw cici on the way out. She's cute. Tiny little girl.

I had more fun at Main than Far East. Proves once again that just because a place is FS doesn't mean it's going to beat the jack shack experience at another place.