The Rat Trap

[Chris5]

Our friendship is like spades, You being the Queen of Aces and me being the King of Diamonds.

[Yragyrag]

Can you PLEASE post some more photos?? PLEASE?

Gladly. Here's one!

[DreamForever69]

Swags is delusional. She has no clue what she is posting about. Yes she and I were good friends at one time and then she just lost it. She turned on me for no reason, prior to that she had me write a false bad review on Paige who is nothing but a nice girl and a great provider. She has posted about me recently with false info. I have seen Michele with 1 L many times and Michele is my ATF. Dahlia is real and the best GFE on this forum by far.

[Chris5]

As cheap as you are, figure it this way. If you were to purchase 10 #1's at MikkiD's you might cover 1/3rd of the bill. Lookin at Missy's recent pictures? Cottage cheese is an up charge.

What are you talking about asshole! Please speak in simple language!

[PaigeSweetStuf]

Obviously she must be getting business and like those pics. Those where posted on her website and chosen by her. Unlike your glamour shot that Grady took after feeding you 12 twinkies and not cause you asked him to. It is to each their own. That blue skirt shows off a confident real woman who isn't scared to use real current pics.

BTW I Still don't believe those pics are current you just took. Did you write backwards on the mirror for me in cursive? That quite a feat to accomplish if so. Other wise it would not have come out correct. You used a photo editing app. You want to shut me up write it on paper with the date.

And regardless swaggs you could never have Paige's intelligence or humor. I wouldn't know about service. I wouldn't touch you with A ten foot pole.

If I remember correctly you were all over Paige and doing doubles so apparently she asnt that gros. You were constantly putting her in your ads. You are a phoney fake ass old hag who is in early stages of dementia.

Quit hating on all the lovely ladoes. Big shout out to just jenna, mica, Paige, and dahlia for bringing variety and beauty to the board.

Checkmate.

Bbh.

Let me show you why I am the sweetstuff, a raven haired, blued eyed, curvy, stunning, natural beauty with a warm personality and intelligence. I love to pamper and please.

Who has been telling you lies.

[Sillyolman]

Can't you do "anything" for yourself, DOUCHE BAG? I bet even Grandma Swaggs has to do the simplest of things for you, like unzip your pants. When you're not with Grandma Swaggs, I'd imagine you just wear Depends!

Anyway, we're not going to do your homework for you. Learn how Google works, you IDIOT. Better yet, learn what the Internet is!

As cheap as you are, figure it this way. If you were to purchase 10 #1's at MikkiD's you might cover 1/3rd of the bill. Lookin at Missy's recent pictures? Cottage cheese is an up charge.

[Chris5]

You get seriously more retarded with each post. You must not have been one of the cool kids in school like your left ball sucker StankStuff and your right ball sucker Porky.

Swag out.

Yrag was NEVER cool!! Thats why he come here in the trap and takes weird photos. He is probably VERY good at sucking BALLS! CTFU!

[Chris5]

You get seriously more retarded with each post. You must not have been one of the cool kids in school like your left ball sucker StankStuff and your right ball sucker Porky.

Swag out.

Now yang yrag that's FUNNY!

Good one Savanna!!

[Chris5]

Did they have you in the HOMO pod? With the useless assholes and non violent old men and the weenie waggers?

But to answer your question about having a beer, which one of us would you like to come? Bishop, VS, or Buff? If you think we're the same you really have been scrambling your grey wit the green and the blue! See if you can find you're missing dickhead for the answer to the riddle I just presented you with, Grey, Green and blue should be easy for yousee I'm a poetLongfellow.

I have NEVER used another handle, I'm not running around looking for different USP's to sign in under everyday, some things are just not that important to me and I'm not paranoid so I don't use a monger phone or worry about LEO tracking me down or worrying about LEO turning girls to work for them, its all bullshit! Why? Because this is Misdemeanor world that's why.

Having said my piece: It all changes October 1st when it changes yo a FELONY in Fl.

VS.

Maybe you are as dumb as you look! I have a trunk full of burner phones. If you need a couple I will more that happy to give them to you free of charge. Would you like to meet up? Maybe even you me and my bestie Savanna can even have dinner?

[Chris5]

This multiple handle shit is getting old. So now I am BuffGuy and VerySlowly? Come the fux on. Chris your naive ass wasn't around but if I recall not too long ago Buff and VS were at each others throat about some racial issues. So we make fake handles to argue about ourselves. Unlike you and the crazy chick we don't have multiple personalities. Also if we speak our mind as it is why would we make another handle to do the same.

And no I will not stop through Pine Hills for a cold one or anything else. Shit the candy over there isn't even any good. It is the land of uneducated wannabe half ass thugs who hustle bullshit.

Checkmate.

BBH.

Why you got to talk about my hood like that? LOL! Come on bro, just one cold beer! I won't let anything happen to your scary ass!!

[Chris5]

Let me show you why I am the sweetstuff, a raven haired, blued eyed, curvy, stunning, natural beauty with a warm personality and intelligence. I love to pamper and please.

Who has been telling you lies.

You know I love you right baby? BUT for the love of God can you PLEASE stop posting these nasty, discussing ass fat cottage cheese HO!! Paige is one nasty looking skunk, I'm losing my appetite AGAIN Savanna!

I beg you baby!

[Chris5]

Hey Moron, you can just as easily TEXT the "Happy Friday" message above to the Bat Cave rather than making us all nauseous reading it. Better yet, get her to turn up her hearing aid and call in your love quotes.

Do I detect a bit of jealousy you LOSER!

Smh.

[Chris5]

Can't you do "anything" for yourself, DOUCHE BAG? I bet even Grandma Swaggs has to do the simplest of things for you, like unzip your pants. When you're not with Grandma Swaggs, I'd imagine you just wear Depends!

Anyway, we're not going to do your homework for you. Learn how Google works, you IDIOT. Better yet, learn what the Internet is!

I thought we were friends? Help a brother out!! LOL.

[Chris5]

I "am" obsessed with these photos. You may not like them, but my mailbox overflows every day from everyone who says they can't remember when they laughed so hard (at Sissy Chrissy), so all I can say is GET USED TO THEM!

Yes, I "am" aware I'm on your list. But you DOUCHE BAG IDIOT, you only placed me at #3. That's not good enough for me, so I'll keep trying harder!

Just as "I" am obsessed with photos, "you" appear obsessed with folks GAY-ness. I can tell you this much, I am as straight as the pole your Mama dances on.

NOTE TO MONGERS: Don't view the photo below, as it is meant FOR ONLY Sissy Chrissy.

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And by the way, you should tell your girl Grandma Swaggs to lay off the Twinkies. I think she's growing a 3rd chin!

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CTFU, CTFU, CTFU !

You are truly obsessed you little GAY MIDGET! Those weird photos yang! Have you even seen the NEW pics Savanna posted douche bag? Are you blind? Savanna is fucking drop dead gorgeous you asshole!

YES you are GAY!! You can never convince me otherwise! Your pole dancing mama gave birth to a GAY son!! Lmfao!! Now that that's funny yrag!

Can you PLEASE post some more photos?? PLEASE?

[JustJenna]

Let the threatening phone calls from batshit nut face begin. For someone who is so fuckin busy, you sure have a lot of spare time on your hands!