Massage Parlor Reports

**MadisonGuy69** · 05-27-15 10:29

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

Had the same experience a couple of years ago. Got ripped about giving a negative review (which wasn't really negative), my experience was marginal at best and my review questioned what all the hype was about. Got ripped and dragged around the castle walls, by senior members and supporters. Sorry for her problems and I hope you kick them, but a big fat I told you so to the douches who ripped me. -- Dog.

I concur, don't know what all the fuss was about. Luxsa was way better. She does seem to have lost some of her weight which can't hurt her looks. But looks come before experience for me, the past 10 girls I've dated were better looking so it just doesn't make sense to pay for it for me.

**Member #6031** · 05-27-15 10:08

Reached out to Lili and asked if she had any reviews. She replied IDK, then asked if I wanted to schedule. I said no thanks, I only book with ladies who have reviews. That started a string of texts that were insulting, name calling, threats to tell a wife or GF. What a sweetheart.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ve-me/12189251

**OrlandoGuy123** · 05-27-15 09:41

Does anyone have any intel on this place?

Feel free to pm me.

http://www.simplymassagecfl.com/#!masasge / c1 kh9.

**Member #6038** · 05-27-15 07:01

Originally Posted by PapaE [View Original Post]

You're both right. I'm wrong.

Happy Hunting.

PapaE.

Had the same experience with the skirt and no panties, with the addition of lots of dirty talk, several years ago when she was on Edgewater.

**Smokedmeat** · 05-26-15 20:57

No extras, nice girl but nothing no hints and 100% draped. Seek elsewhere.

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

You are 100% correct! I have had similar experiences. This was not a text, I received a lecture. Personally, I was not going to drive to the Eastside when my gut was saying, you will get more with Rose palm and her 5 daughters. I hope someone tries and has an excellent experience.

**Member #4882** · 05-26-15 18:04

Chances are you will never get any extras. I guarantee she has received 50 phone calls by idiots talking about USA guide. Some guys just don't learn.

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

She posted few months ago. I called and asked about draping and she gave me a lecture how draping is mandatory!

**Barolo** · 05-26-15 17:51

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Not saying it's the case with this one but we all know a provider or two who has given the same speech over the phone (or even in person) but at the moment of truth "pulls" through for us. A long time ago I made an appointment with a licensed therapist and on the way over she texted that I should understand that it would be a professional massage with draping. Half hour later she was wiping a certain fluid off her face.

I'm sure most of you have similar experiences.

So, if someone likes the looks of a gal in the ad, why not take a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised. And then report back to us!

You are 100% correct! I have had similar experiences. This was not a text, I received a lecture. Personally, I was not going to drive to the Eastside when my gut was saying, you will get more with Rose palm and her 5 daughters. I hope someone tries and has an excellent experience.

**PapaE** · 05-26-15 16:15

Originally Posted by Dotguy [View Original Post]

So true in my book.

You're both right. I'm wrong.

Happy Hunting.

PapaE.

**Dotguy** · 05-26-15 15:09

Originally Posted by Kingforanight [View Original Post]

As anyone who has been with this therapist knows, she NEVER wears a skirt and $?, Please. 12 posts in and you are already making things up. Sounds like Jag junior.

So true in my book.

**Webebad** · 05-26-15 14:54

When it comes to JOAN I have never had a bad moment with the girl. SHe's one of my ATF, she just keeps moving and my time is alot more limited nowadays than it used to be. SHe has always worked with me and done as I have asked, NOW maybe I am naive and missed all the signs or what not but to me she is a good one. I read all the posts and have never ripped anyone for a negative of somebody I like since HONESTLY it's all personal preference guys and unless your married to the woman, GOD FORBID, it is really pointless to rip someone for a review, I feel. But what do I know I'm a humble monger looking for love. Or 30 minutes of excitement really. LOL!

TO LAW and BAROLO I am sorry somebody felt it necessary to attack your reviews, but we hide behind our comps in this little hoe neighborhood and in the end we will do what we like with who we like regardless. I still trust your feedback guys!

WBB out!

**LawDog17** · 05-26-15 14:24

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Two years ago I posted that during a visit she appeared to be on drugs. She has been have issues for sometime. I received hate mail, how dare I give Joan a bad review ! Vindictated! Before some of you get stupid! Am I gloating Joan has or had a problem, absolutely NOT! I never like to hear about or see someone with alcohol or drug issues. Just remember no provider is on a pedestal!

Had the same experience a couple of years ago. Got ripped about giving a negative review (which wasn't really negative), my experience was marginal at best and my review questioned what all the hype was about. Got ripped and dragged around the castle walls, by senior members and supporters. Sorry for her problems and I hope you kick them, but a big fat I told you so to the douches who ripped me. -- Dog.

**Kingforanight** · 05-26-15 13:41

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**PapaE** · 05-26-15 13:26

Originally Posted by Srw211 [View Original Post]

I have known her for years and my experience has be good. Sure she is no spring chicken but she knows her craft. Perhaps your attitude got you the crappy service. Perhaps you should learn how to write an review rather than running your mouth like some dope.

You know what. You're right! Everyone should see Lynn. Hurry!!

**Whiskeysours** · 05-26-15 13:12

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

She posted few months ago. I called and asked about draping and she gave me a lecture how draping is mandatory!

Not saying it's the case with this one but we all know a provider or two who has given the same speech over the phone (or even in person) but at the moment of truth "pulls" through for us. A long time ago I made an appointment with a licensed therapist and on the way over she texted that I should understand that it would be a professional massage with draping. Half hour later she was wiping a certain fluid off her face.

I'm sure most of you have similar experiences.

So, if someone likes the looks of a gal in the ad, why not take a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised. And then report back to us!

**Srw211** · 05-26-15 12:38

Originally Posted by PapaE [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-7407/5959841

This woman thinks she is a mind reader. Trying to guess every aspect of my life, while I am naked on her table. She is unattractive and the nipples on her sagging boobs point to the direction most of our cocks point when we see her, down. We negotiated extras during my half assed massage. I told her I wasn't paying a penny more than the door fee, and that she should cut her prices by getting rid of her office building and minimizing overhead. She then tried to tell me she doesn't do that kind of thing (never heard that before) and too many people could get hurt, blah blah blah. I told her to take her boobs out and get me off. She did. . 9 out the door and I will not repeat- but being psychic, she already knew that.

I told her that her friend down the street (who doesn't offer "sexual favors" and hates her, and vice versa) always has nothing but good things to say about her. She asked what she has to offer and what she charges. I always tell them that the ladies ask to pay me when the session is over.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

I have known her for years and my experience has be good. Sure she is no spring chicken but she knows her craft. Perhaps your attitude got you the crappy service. Perhaps you should learn how to write an review rather than running your mouth like some dope.