The Rat Trap

[WllWankForFood]

I also question if this so called "Dahlia" is REAL?

Seriously dude? Dahlia is one of the hottest women advertising on this board. If you haven't been able to see her that is a loss. She is picky though.

Chris5 who are your top 5? I'm just curious because if you say they are hotter than Dahlia I need to put them on a to do list.

[PharmaGuy]

This month of May has been an exasperating month for me here in the city of Orlando. The mongers here are among the worst in the United States. This is just MY opinion. It is very sad but it is what it is.

Listed below are MY TOP THREE douche bag / assholes for the month of May. This is no fucking joke to me people. These top three are in need of serious fucking professional help! I could easily name over 200 people to fit this category but for now it has to be just the TOP THREE.

Coming in at #3 is Monger Yragrag aka Gary the GAY MIDGET- This so called monger has this weird fascination with posting very weird and strange photos. OFFERS ZERO to the world of mongering and constantly whines like a fucking little girl! His so called reviews on other threads are a fucking JOKE and this particular monger is an asshole in every way shape and form and in my opinion has no valid reason for even waking up in the morning. This is zero hope for this MIDGET.

Coming in at number TWO is monger PIMP BISHOP, This pathetic monger is the worst of the worst. His user name says it all. He is a useless monger who has nothing to offer to this board except lies and more lies. He is NOT a REAL monger at all. He is a LURKER! He also uses multiple handles such as BUFFWOMAN. His kind of so called mongering is the worst Orlando has to offer. This ass clown is worthless.

NUMBER ONE Douche bag monger is that asshole AncientAss!!

This low class so called distinguished monger is a piece of SHIT! NEVER does an actual review and is a complete and useless waste of time and space. Every fucking word that comes out of his mouth is a fucking lie. He is a very ignorant man who is classless and USELESS and is a waste of board space. This particular monger is a classic example of what new mongers should NOT be like! AncientASS seriously has no valid reason of even waking up in the morning. He is a pure SHIT STAIN!

Shout out to my Bestie the beautiful and intelligent Savanna and also to my man StrokinJoe!!

Orlando can continue to suck a dick!!

Can I at least slide in there as an honorable mention? Lol

[WllWankForFood]

And monger Brotherb. These so called mongers have posted recent dreams with seeing Paige. Brotherb has a whopping TWO posts! KevinRmk has 3 posts, Monger Litorge has 9 posts, Dickjackman has another whopping post count of 1 fucking post and I could go on and on and on. My point is Savanna why does a SP has to have reviews from mostly all NEW mongers? This is very suspicious behavior in MY opinion. Paige would know the truth and of course she being the liar she is will say all these mongers saw her however I do have my doubts. Very suspicious.

I can and will get to the bottom of these questionable and or fake reviews! This behavior will and must stop immediately. It is not fair for a monger to go behind a previous monger who posted a fake review.

Chris5 since you specifically mentioned me in your post I'll comment. I am new but certainly not fake, I've posted honest reviews of the few women I've dreamt about. My opportunities to dream are few and far between and I for one certainly don't have time to post a bunch of "fake" shit. This is an informative place for me, and I try to contribute to the community as best I can.

I'll make a record analogy and say each of these women is like an album you haven't ever heard before. Some of them you will like, some of them not. Maybe one has a good track but the rest of the songs are just ok. Maybe its a great album from beginning to end and every song stands out special. Sometimes you might like to listen to something fast and sometimes you just want to sit back and enjoy and listen to something relaxing. Some you may listen to once and never want to hear again.

Without writing another review I'll just say Paige (for me) is like a favorite you can just relax and chill with and enjoy from beginning to end. We have some things in common so maybe that helps. Personally making a connection and being comfortable is more important than the woman being the hottest or most amazing service etc. Not to say that Paige isn't attractive or doesn't make for a wonderful dream.

Lets face it everybody likes something different and one person's amazing experience may just be so so to the next guy. If I was with the hottest chic ever but she was a total ***** or seemed like she wasn't interested at all and just counting the minutes till it was over then for me that wouldn't give me any enjoyment at all. In the end its a business and a game. The person who makes me feel safe, comfortable, and makes me leave with a smile on my face will have me come back for more.

[Chris5]

"The best of manners and etiquette and is very intelligent conversationalist".

This is a quote directly from monger Beckham5 in regards to a review on Jenna Divine AKA Porky. Now I am really not trying to be difficult here but what the fuck does the word "etiquette" even fucking mean?

"Intelligent conversationist" Really? Is this a Fucking dream or a college drama course? Was I there to FUCK you or to Conversationalist with you? These big fucking words are killing me.

As I promised I will continue to call out suspicious or fake reviews. This particular monger says he had been eyeing her ad for over a fucking year. I guess he can call up today or yesterday and finally be ready to see her even though he has only a few actual reviews. I know this because I reviewed his post history. This review in my opinion is VERY VERY VERY VERY questionable.

Another quote from Beckham5 states "to my surprise, setting an appointment was quite easy and drama free" hint hint. NO HEAVY SCREENING.

Smh.

Sorry Porky.

[Chris5]

I could not have picked a better person you ASSHOLE!

[Chris5]

This month of May has been an exasperating month for me here in the city of Orlando. The mongers here are among the worst in the United States. This is just MY opinion. It is very sad but it is what it is.

Listed below are MY TOP THREE douche bag / assholes for the month of May. This is no fucking joke to me people. These top three are in need of serious fucking professional help! I could easily name over 200 people to fit this category but for now it has to be just the TOP THREE.

Coming in at #3 is Monger Yragrag aka Gary the GAY MIDGET- This so called monger has this weird fascination with posting very weird and strange photos. OFFERS ZERO to the world of mongering and constantly whines like a fucking little girl! His so called reviews on other threads are a fucking JOKE and this particular monger is an asshole in every way shape and form and in my opinion has no valid reason for even waking up in the morning. This is zero hope for this MIDGET.

Coming in at number TWO is monger PIMP BISHOP, This pathetic monger is the worst of the worst. His user name says it all. He is a useless monger who has nothing to offer to this board except lies and more lies. He is NOT a REAL monger at all. He is a LURKER! He also uses multiple handles such as BUFFWOMAN. His kind of so called mongering is the worst Orlando has to offer. This ass clown is worthless.

NUMBER ONE Douche bag monger is that asshole AncientAss!!

This low class so called distinguished monger is a piece of SHIT! NEVER does an actual review and is a complete and useless waste of time and space. Every fucking word that comes out of his mouth is a fucking lie. He is a very ignorant man who is classless and USELESS and is a waste of board space. This particular monger is a classic example of what new mongers should NOT be like! AncientASS seriously has no valid reason of even waking up in the morning. He is a pure SHIT STAIN!

Shout out to my Bestie the beautiful and intelligent Savanna and also to my man StrokinJoe!!

Orlando can continue to suck a dick!!

[Steve Pope]

That's all you got, Sissy Chrissy? Just more of the same whining like the little girl that you are?

Put you on ignore? Hell, NO. I'm like most mongers on here, we wouldn't want to miss any of your "pearls of wisdom". They just keep us all too damned entertained, and laughter is good for the soul! CTFU!.

You are 1000% convinced I am gay, just like you say you are 1000% convinced Grandma Swaggs has the body of a 20-year old. Do you realize JUST HOW HARD everyone laughs at you every time you say that? What an IDIOT you are.

And I'm sure you DO have many gay friends. Most gay people DO!

I never get bored with you, because you're always so damn funny, and STUPID. It's a real shame you don't even understand how entertaining you are, and how hard you make people laugh because you are such a STUPID IDIOT!

CTFU !

Keep 'them coming DOUCHE BAG, I can take all you got!

Some little fag with a lot a GAY buddies just got his ass handed to him (or her). Yragyrag 1, Sissy 0.

[Yragyrag]

Gary you continue to whine like a little girl!! Why don't you put me on IGNORE you GAY MIDGET!! I am 1000 percent convinced that you are GAY! I have many GAY friends and I have no problem with that Gary. The problem I have is you refuse to admit you are a gay midget! What no weird photo today you IDIOT! I really am getting bored with you MIDGET!!

Smh.

That's all you got, Sissy Chrissy? Just more of the same whining like the little girl that you are?

Put you on ignore? Hell, NO. I'm like most mongers on here, we wouldn't want to miss any of your "pearls of wisdom". They just keep us all too damned entertained, and laughter is good for the soul! CTFU!.

You are 1000% convinced I am gay, just like you say you are 1000% convinced Grandma Swaggs has the body of a 20-year old. Do you realize JUST HOW HARD everyone laughs at you every time you say that? What an IDIOT you are.

And I'm sure you DO have many gay friends. Most gay people DO!

I never get bored with you, because you're always so damn funny, and STUPID. It's a real shame you don't even understand how entertaining you are, and how hard you make people laugh because you are such a STUPID IDIOT!

CTFU !

Keep 'them coming DOUCHE BAG, I can take all you got!

[Chris5]

It's been brought to my attention that SissyPoo is still waking up just to talk shit. Funny thing is, I have him on ignore. Apparently this feature doesn't work very well, or this obsessed pencil dick has another handle he's logging into. Sounds like someone is pretty upset that the only provider willing to see him is a crazy crumb just like he is. Watch out for his other handles ladies, this guy is mentally ill.

I use the SAME handle I use everyday to blast your FAT ass! The IGNORE feature does not work? Really Porky? Or just maybe you really ARE as DUMB as you fucking look!! LOL!!

You are a piece of shit and I so wish I could flush you down the fucking toilet!! LMFAO!

Kick bricks Jenna!

[Chris5]

You would THINK someone could take a HINT.

Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result, is the definition of Insanity! But then we already knew our little GAY DOUCHE BAG was such an IDIOT! CTFU!

If you'd stop trying to put your hand down every mongers pants, maybe it wouldn't get slapped away.

Next time, save your energy and go give your Sermon to Grandma Swaggs, because she is the only one listening! CTFU!

Gary you continue to whine like a little girl!! Why don't you put me on IGNORE you GAY MIDGET!! I am 1000 percent convinced that you are GAY! I have many GAY friends and I have no problem with that Gary. The problem I have is you refuse to admit you are a gay midget! What no weird photo today you IDIOT! I really am getting bored with you MIDGET!!

Smh.

[Yragyrag]

I personally have reached out and offered MY personal advice to help these foolish mongers and every fucking time my hand is slapped away!!

You would THINK someone could take a HINT.

Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result, is the definition of Insanity! But then we already knew our little GAY DOUCHE BAG was such an IDIOT! CTFU!

If you'd stop trying to put your hand down every mongers pants, maybe it wouldn't get slapped away.

Next time, save your energy and go give your Sermon to Grandma Swaggs, because she is the only one listening! CTFU!

[SlammBamm]

You left out the part of sharing your paxil and thorzine and afterwards we each took our lithium and listened to the grass grow

OMG, your killing me lmfao, retort of the year.

You left out the part of sharing your paxil and thorzine.
And afterwards we each took our lithium and listened to the grass grow.

[Chris5]

Muppet girl, the only ones that think you are fabulous are the same JizzBelieveDoucheBag crew. Speaking of Dahlia I knew DF69 had an "appointment" with her. I asked him if the pics were her and he replied in his opinion yes. I hadn't told him yet that the pics all came back belonging to Katia in Russia LOL. There is more then one way to skin a cat my dear. You are full of crap, you bargain yourself or trade and lack honesty. I don't believe anything you say and from the pm to DF69 from Nedley all his reviews on you are be and he clearly stated that with your not so glamorous stats. On the same level as NikkiNikki that's funny.

Swag out.

And monger Brotherb. These so called mongers have posted recent dreams with seeing Paige. Brotherb has a whopping TWO posts! KevinRmk has 3 posts, Monger Litorge has 9 posts, Dickjackman has another whopping post count of 1 fucking post and I could go on and on and on. My point is Savanna why does a SP has to have reviews from mostly all NEW mongers? This is very suspicious behavior in MY opinion. Paige would know the truth and of course she being the liar she is will say all these mongers saw her however I do have my doubts. Very suspicious.

I can and will get to the bottom of these questionable and or fake reviews! This behavior will and must stop immediately. It is not fair for a monger to go behind a previous monger who posted a fake review.

[Chris5]

Muppet girl, the only ones that think you are fabulous are the same JizzBelieveDoucheBag crew. Speaking of Dahlia I knew DF69 had an "appointment" with her. I asked him if the pics were her and he replied in his opinion yes. I hadn't told him yet that the pics all came back belonging to Katia in Russia LOL. There is more then one way to skin a cat my dear. You are full of crap, you bargain yourself or trade and lack honesty. I don't believe anything you say and from the pm to DF69 from Nedley all his reviews on you are be and he clearly stated that with your not so glamorous stats. On the same level as NikkiNikki that's funny.

Swag out.

If a SP has to bargain herself or trade services and lacks honestly then in my book they are a piece of shit!! Paige definitely seems to fit this bill. Her so called masters degree in arm pits must not be working very well.

I also question if this so called "Dahlia" is REAL? Her pics are from some chick in fucking RUSSIA and she claims she works a high tech REAL job of 60 plus hours a week! YET she advertises on this board and BP every fucking day AND gets daily RAVE reviews daily as well. Something does not add up and I will get to the bottom of this so called "Dahlia" situation. This type of phony behavior will and MUST come to an end here in Orlando.

[JustJenna]

It's been brought to my attention that SissyPoo is still waking up just to talk shit. Funny thing is, I have him on ignore. Apparently this feature doesn't work very well, or this obsessed pencil dick has another handle he's logging into. Sounds like someone is pretty upset that the only provider willing to see him is a crazy crumb just like he is. Watch out for his other handles ladies, this guy is mentally ill.