Massage Parlor Reports

**LawDog17** · 05-26-15 14:24

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Two years ago I posted that during a visit she appeared to be on drugs. She has been have issues for sometime. I received hate mail, how dare I give Joan a bad review ! Vindictated! Before some of you get stupid! Am I gloating Joan has or had a problem, absolutely NOT! I never like to hear about or see someone with alcohol or drug issues. Just remember no provider is on a pedestal!

Had the same experience a couple of years ago. Got ripped about giving a negative review (which wasn't really negative), my experience was marginal at best and my review questioned what all the hype was about. Got ripped and dragged around the castle walls, by senior members and supporters. Sorry for her problems and I hope you kick them, but a big fat I told you so to the douches who ripped me. -- Dog.

**Kingforanight** · 05-26-15 13:41

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**PapaE** · 05-26-15 13:26

Originally Posted by Srw211 [View Original Post]

I have known her for years and my experience has be good. Sure she is no spring chicken but she knows her craft. Perhaps your attitude got you the crappy service. Perhaps you should learn how to write an review rather than running your mouth like some dope.

You know what. You're right! Everyone should see Lynn. Hurry!!

**Whiskeysours** · 05-26-15 13:12

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

She posted few months ago. I called and asked about draping and she gave me a lecture how draping is mandatory!

Not saying it's the case with this one but we all know a provider or two who has given the same speech over the phone (or even in person) but at the moment of truth "pulls" through for us. A long time ago I made an appointment with a licensed therapist and on the way over she texted that I should understand that it would be a professional massage with draping. Half hour later she was wiping a certain fluid off her face.

I'm sure most of you have similar experiences.

So, if someone likes the looks of a gal in the ad, why not take a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised. And then report back to us!

**Srw211** · 05-26-15 12:38

Originally Posted by PapaE [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-7407/5959841

This woman thinks she is a mind reader. Trying to guess every aspect of my life, while I am naked on her table. She is unattractive and the nipples on her sagging boobs point to the direction most of our cocks point when we see her, down. We negotiated extras during my half assed massage. I told her I wasn't paying a penny more than the door fee, and that she should cut her prices by getting rid of her office building and minimizing overhead. She then tried to tell me she doesn't do that kind of thing (never heard that before) and too many people could get hurt, blah blah blah. I told her to take her boobs out and get me off. She did. . 9 out the door and I will not repeat- but being psychic, she already knew that.

I told her that her friend down the street (who doesn't offer "sexual favors" and hates her, and vice versa) always has nothing but good things to say about her. She asked what she has to offer and what she charges. I always tell them that the ladies ask to pay me when the session is over.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

I have known her for years and my experience has be good. Sure she is no spring chicken but she knows her craft. Perhaps your attitude got you the crappy service. Perhaps you should learn how to write an review rather than running your mouth like some dope.

**Barolo** · 05-26-15 12:26

Originally Posted by WalSTreet [View Original Post]

Hey gang. Anyone.

Looks new to me?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5041508177.html

She posted few months ago. I called and asked about draping and she gave me a lecture how draping is mandatory!

**Member #6714** · 05-26-15 11:39

My first (and 2nd) trip to Luxsa allowed me the opportunity to meet Skylar. After looking at her photo for months I knew she was who I wanted to see. After she came in the room she explained she was expecting which I thought was thoughtful if I wanted to see a different therapist. She gave a spirited rub and we talked about everything. I enjoyed touching her soft skin and seeing her lovely figure. On the flip I had the opportunity to return the favor and pleasure her to completion, I think a couple times. Finished the rub in the usual way. Could not wait to get back.

One week later to the day saw Skylar again. Usually sessions don't get better the second time, you know the law of diminishing returns and all, but mine did. I must have hit the right spots on her as she and I were very relaxed and a little weak in the knees at the conclusion.

Very very nice I think I'll go today.

Standard USASG fee. DATY, FIV.

**WalSTreet** · 05-26-15 08:29

Hey gang. Anyone.

Looks new to me?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5041508177.html

**PapaE** · 05-26-15 07:16

Originally Posted by Chipper321 [View Original Post]

Appreciate it. Thanks.

You can lead a horse to water.

**Wetlines** · 05-25-15 19:55

Originally Posted by Chipper321 [View Original Post]

Appreciate it. Thanks.

If you can not find the information you seek by using the search function on this site and a little bit of Google research on this therapist based on the information in this review then you should not venture into the hobby. You will not be able to determine where the land mines are. You will step into some unpleasant situations for sure. Or possibly you are trying to creat the unpleasant situation.

**Chipper321** · 05-24-15 22:29

Originally Posted by PapaE [View Original Post]

Saw the gigantic titted blonde, who fancies herself as an artist and does not provide "sexual favors". Same first name as that other big titted blonde who made a homemade porno with Tommy Lee.

First visit she gives me a hell of a massage. Allowed me to lay naked on her table. After the flip, she may or may not have taken her top off and started massaging my happy muscle. I told her about my before the massage cup and then at the flip cup, but she forgot about the first one. And her tip will reflect that. I tried to play with her pussy and she backed away. So a standard HJ for the he, with giant tits in my face. $ including tip.

I like huge tits so I went back a week later. This time she was MUCH more friendly. Got the tits out before the session started and had another great massage. On the flip, while slowly softly scratching her legs, worked my way up the skirt she was wearing. No panties this time and very responsive. I got her on the table and DATY while "finger fucking" her (her words). Got back on the table and got my ONE pop, again. $ including tip. Want that additional. 2, better get that second pop. I am the customer and she got as many cups as I did!

I will repeat, but probably not until I run through all of the providers on my radar.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

Appreciate it. Thanks.

**PapaE** · 05-24-15 07:59

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-7407/5959841

This woman thinks she is a mind reader. Trying to guess every aspect of my life, while I am naked on her table. She is unattractive and the nipples on her sagging boobs point to the direction most of our cocks point when we see her, down. We negotiated extras during my half assed massage. I told her I wasn't paying a penny more than the door fee, and that she should cut her prices by getting rid of her office building and minimizing overhead. She then tried to tell me she doesn't do that kind of thing (never heard that before) and too many people could get hurt, blah blah blah. I told her to take her boobs out and get me off. She did. . 9 out the door and I will not repeat- but being psychic, she already knew that.

I told her that her friend down the street (who doesn't offer "sexual favors" and hates her, and vice versa) always has nothing but good things to say about her. She asked what she has to offer and what she charges. I always tell them that the ladies ask to pay me when the session is over.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

**PapaE** · 05-24-15 07:50

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...lando/10079392

Saw this one, as many of you have. Still has her winter coat on and threatens to get back into smaller sizes soon. She is kinda spacey, but I love her personality and ability to have a conversation. She doesn't have the tits I prefer, but has been around long enough that I had to give her a shot.

Let her know about my 2 cup request before the session started, no problem (like they all say before they have your money). We both got comfortable and she asked what I like. She prefaced it with anything more than a BJ will require her to shower. We discussed the menu and the rates and I thought they were both reasonable. Half assed massage starts with lots of her opinionated talking. I let it go hoping for a phenomenal flip. Finally flip. She's naked, gives a BBBJ and cleans me up and sends me out the door. Encourages me to come back after she's had some wine one night, for a really really good time. I imagine she is a freak but this was my first (and last) time seeing her. And she forgot my second cup. $ out the door. I paid in ones.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

**PapaE** · 05-24-15 07:41

Saw the gigantic titted blonde, who fancies herself as an artist and does not provide "sexual favors". Same first name as that other big titted blonde who made a homemade porno with Tommy Lee.

First visit she gives me a hell of a massage. Allowed me to lay naked on her table. After the flip, she may or may not have taken her top off and started massaging my happy muscle. I told her about my before the massage cup and then at the flip cup, but she forgot about the first one. And her tip will reflect that. I tried to play with her pussy and she backed away. So a standard HJ for the he, with giant tits in my face. $ including tip.

I like huge tits so I went back a week later. This time she was MUCH more friendly. Got the tits out before the session started and had another great massage. On the flip, while slowly softly scratching her legs, worked my way up the skirt she was wearing. No panties this time and very responsive. I got her on the table and DATY while "finger fucking" her (her words). Got back on the table and got my ONE pop, again. $ including tip. Want that additional. 2, better get that second pop. I am the customer and she got as many cups as I did!

I will repeat, but probably not until I run through all of the providers on my radar.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

**Barolo** · 05-23-15 19:48

Originally Posted by Bobby712 [View Original Post]

Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/12697740.

Two years ago I posted that during a visit she appeared to be on drugs. She has been have issues for sometime. I received hate mail, how dare I give Joan a bad review ! Vindictated! Before some of you get stupid! Am I gloating Joan has or had a problem, absolutely NOT! I never like to hear about or see someone with alcohol or drug issues. Just remember no provider is on a pedestal!