Massage Parlor Reports

**PapaE** · 05-26-15 07:16

Originally Posted by Chipper321 [View Original Post]

Appreciate it. Thanks.

You can lead a horse to water.

**Wetlines** · 05-25-15 19:55

Originally Posted by Chipper321 [View Original Post]

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If you can not find the information you seek by using the search function on this site and a little bit of Google research on this therapist based on the information in this review then you should not venture into the hobby. You will not be able to determine where the land mines are. You will step into some unpleasant situations for sure. Or possibly you are trying to creat the unpleasant situation.

**Chipper321** · 05-24-15 22:29

Originally Posted by PapaE [View Original Post]

Saw the gigantic titted blonde, who fancies herself as an artist and does not provide "sexual favors". Same first name as that other big titted blonde who made a homemade porno with Tommy Lee.

First visit she gives me a hell of a massage. Allowed me to lay naked on her table. After the flip, she may or may not have taken her top off and started massaging my happy muscle. I told her about my before the massage cup and then at the flip cup, but she forgot about the first one. And her tip will reflect that. I tried to play with her pussy and she backed away. So a standard HJ for the he, with giant tits in my face. $ including tip.

I like huge tits so I went back a week later. This time she was MUCH more friendly. Got the tits out before the session started and had another great massage. On the flip, while slowly softly scratching her legs, worked my way up the skirt she was wearing. No panties this time and very responsive. I got her on the table and DATY while "finger fucking" her (her words). Got back on the table and got my ONE pop, again. $ including tip. Want that additional. 2, better get that second pop. I am the customer and she got as many cups as I did!

I will repeat, but probably not until I run through all of the providers on my radar.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

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**PapaE** · 05-24-15 07:59

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-7407/5959841

This woman thinks she is a mind reader. Trying to guess every aspect of my life, while I am naked on her table. She is unattractive and the nipples on her sagging boobs point to the direction most of our cocks point when we see her, down. We negotiated extras during my half assed massage. I told her I wasn't paying a penny more than the door fee, and that she should cut her prices by getting rid of her office building and minimizing overhead. She then tried to tell me she doesn't do that kind of thing (never heard that before) and too many people could get hurt, blah blah blah. I told her to take her boobs out and get me off. She did. . 9 out the door and I will not repeat- but being psychic, she already knew that.

I told her that her friend down the street (who doesn't offer "sexual favors" and hates her, and vice versa) always has nothing but good things to say about her. She asked what she has to offer and what she charges. I always tell them that the ladies ask to pay me when the session is over.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

**PapaE** · 05-24-15 07:50

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...lando/10079392

Saw this one, as many of you have. Still has her winter coat on and threatens to get back into smaller sizes soon. She is kinda spacey, but I love her personality and ability to have a conversation. She doesn't have the tits I prefer, but has been around long enough that I had to give her a shot.

Let her know about my 2 cup request before the session started, no problem (like they all say before they have your money). We both got comfortable and she asked what I like. She prefaced it with anything more than a BJ will require her to shower. We discussed the menu and the rates and I thought they were both reasonable. Half assed massage starts with lots of her opinionated talking. I let it go hoping for a phenomenal flip. Finally flip. She's naked, gives a BBBJ and cleans me up and sends me out the door. Encourages me to come back after she's had some wine one night, for a really really good time. I imagine she is a freak but this was my first (and last) time seeing her. And she forgot my second cup. $ out the door. I paid in ones.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

**PapaE** · 05-24-15 07:41

Saw the gigantic titted blonde, who fancies herself as an artist and does not provide "sexual favors". Same first name as that other big titted blonde who made a homemade porno with Tommy Lee.

First visit she gives me a hell of a massage. Allowed me to lay naked on her table. After the flip, she may or may not have taken her top off and started massaging my happy muscle. I told her about my before the massage cup and then at the flip cup, but she forgot about the first one. And her tip will reflect that. I tried to play with her pussy and she backed away. So a standard HJ for the he, with giant tits in my face. $ including tip.

I like huge tits so I went back a week later. This time she was MUCH more friendly. Got the tits out before the session started and had another great massage. On the flip, while slowly softly scratching her legs, worked my way up the skirt she was wearing. No panties this time and very responsive. I got her on the table and DATY while "finger fucking" her (her words). Got back on the table and got my ONE pop, again. $ including tip. Want that additional. 2, better get that second pop. I am the customer and she got as many cups as I did!

I will repeat, but probably not until I run through all of the providers on my radar.

Happy hunting.

PapaE.

**Barolo** · 05-23-15 19:48

Originally Posted by Bobby712 [View Original Post]

Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/12697740.

Two years ago I posted that during a visit she appeared to be on drugs. She has been have issues for sometime. I received hate mail, how dare I give Joan a bad review ! Vindictated! Before some of you get stupid! Am I gloating Joan has or had a problem, absolutely NOT! I never like to hear about or see someone with alcohol or drug issues. Just remember no provider is on a pedestal!

**Zooman** · 05-23-15 09:52

Went to King in Clermont and waited in the room for a good 10 minutes before I drew Lucy (sp?) Table shower was average, no playing with the boys. She was wearing a nice sun dress and was friendly. Back to the room, she left a couple of times on the sound of noise in the building. Very jumping to every sound in the building. Massage was average to even below average for AP massage place. I almost woke up from my dream thinking I wasted my time, however I did fall asleep and remember losing. 4 for a handshake after door fee at some location in Florida, forgot where it was. I woke up after 45 minutes. Not 60 minutes and a hug and come back. I doubt I will.

**BocaRaton** · 05-23-15 09:02

Originally Posted by Mclovin407 [View Original Post]

She is really good. Did you get where you think your getting a BJ but it really wasn't? That technique is really really good!

It was almost as good. She really grinds her labia into your buttocks after mounting. I am looking forward to next visit.

**Bugse2342** · 05-23-15 07:22

Originally Posted by FlyHigher767 [View Original Post]

Yes. I wrote about this place a few weeks ago. Total waste of money.

I suspect this place tipped off police about Seiwa.

Flyer.

The fact that you thought that one of the girls in the ad was going to be there cracks me up. I guarantee that 95% of all AMP ads have fake models advertising for them. Only time it may be real is if it's a personal ad by Asian.

**Bugse2342** · 05-23-15 00:02

Originally Posted by Overboard [View Original Post]

Lana isn't worth the time let alone the coin. Baby, however, rocks!

Baby, Gia and ginger all rock. They so far are the best in Orlando. There's not a close second, unless your up for just HJ. Bring your game and they will play.

**Member #4882** · 05-22-15 21:09

Looking at the photo I hope she is all together. This is not the business if she is struggling to many seedy characters.

Originally Posted by Bobby712 [View Original Post]

Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/12697740.

**NotCurved** · 05-22-15 15:18

Stopped here earlier today for a 30 min massage at Oxford. Called when I was on the way and was told they weren't busy, arrived 15 minutes later to a full parking lot and just assumed the nail place was busy. Wrong! Asked again when paying door fee and was reassured they weren't busy. Walked back to a room and was told to wait a few minutes. 25 minutes later I got up and walked out with a refund while passing another monger on the way in (so awkward). Drove down Semoran toward Redbug and stopped short at the complex across from the donut shop where it's easy to park out back. Rang the bell and was let in immediately, I guess they were expecting me LOL. Paid door fee for half an hour and was led to a room. No waiting this time and had a nice time with Yumi. Standard ending and tip. Will repeat. On the way out of the parking lot the same monger I passed while leaving Oxford was pulling in. So he either got stood up at Oxford too or was on some kind of bender.

Stay safe this weekend my friends!

**Bobby712** · 05-22-15 14:33

Miss Joan is back very nice lady Was having issues in the past but she is a legend from what. I http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-now/12697740.

**Ukieman** · 05-22-15 13:51

Tried King in Clermont last week and drew a new girl. She said her was CoCo (How many CoCo's can there be?

It was CoCo's first day, fresh in from NY, or so she claimed.

It was a total average AMP experience.

Decent, would not go out of my way.

8 House. 4 tip (Yes she touched the tip).

Be Safe.

Ukie out.